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March 2012

@nichodges so good that it's on streetview, too (Flash though, not the WebGL verison)

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@Meggs428 cake!! that looks.. well. ridiculous, haha. I want a sugar hit like that NOW

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@teacuptempest eh, I guess at its core I get the desire. but yes, stupid. so fucking reckless and stupid.

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@teacuptempest haha I don't get dudes that want to bang hookers without a dinger

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@your_algebra frankly, I'd prefer to be in Sydney. and that's saying something.

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@your_algebra the interesting thing is me. I'm offering my services of Awesome(tm)

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@CaterpiIIar I worked nextdoor to a Kiwi dairy company in Amsterdam. that was a downer

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is anyone in canberra bored enough to, I don't know, do something interesting?

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@Meggs428 Tuesday. I think that'll be a way bigger comedown. I think I'm dreading it, not sure the depth of reason though

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@Meggs428 totally overdue. I'm back in canberra, totally bored after just an hour :( the comedown after adventures is the worst

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@Meggs428 because today ends in "day"? because that's all the reason I'd need

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@your_algebra every moment is an opportunity. fight fire with fire, yo

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I seriously struggle to recognise this country these days. it's so green!

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@Schadenfrieda they all work :). ready to pass the fuck out on this bus though. stupid sleepy

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skirts are getting shorter/legs are getting longer/something

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@Schadenfrieda a lot of it was just nice people. means so much more to me than the town itself. but even the town is..tolerable now ;)

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Sydney ain't so bad after all

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oh hey, it's earth hour tonight. ain't that something.

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hey world, it's almost time I got a nap, right? I am sleep.

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@popegabrielle so, you'd probably like @notzarella. fucking nom.

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about to indulge in @notzarella. high hopes.

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@moodfornoodles I feel your pain. self inflicted, but still hurts :(

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@cluebyfourgirl I'll be knee deep in speculoos next week. one of the few things to look forward to, haha

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bahah, careless whisper is playing. how does that even happen in public?

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@shazmaniac okay! it was all last minute and chaotic :) have fun!

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@shazmaniac ah, didn't know about the latter. sitting eating a pie now :) hey had you been invited for pizza tonight? if not, are you busy?

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vegan snack options in newtown? there are pies somewhere, iirc.

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@CaterpiIIar yeah, hopefully it was minor enough damage to not reach that, haha. I've skipped extra insurance often enough to balance it out

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@Emmelinecady bumming me out, but. never had an accident before :( idiots

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@LagustaBonbon honestly, seeing the store has been a bucket list item for a while. hopefully this year.

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@LagustaBonbon not long enough! I don't get back to Europe until Wednesday! I'll have to swing by NY some time instead

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related fact: it's difficult to covertly sneak in and out of a hotel to pee with a 20kg pack on

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fact: there are no public toilets in kings cross

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@carrie1million yeah :) I'm not too fazed. it sucks, but shit happens. and it was ridiculously minor. more annoying than anything else

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@carrie1million aha yeah I'm fine. ego is battered. to the park to read a book in sunlight.. that'll fix everything :)

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@Emmelinecady the self is fine. and the other guy was super cool.. as he parted it was like 'nice to have met you!'. thanks guy

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nothing like a minor car accident to make you feel good about life. ego and bank account more bruised than anything. such is life

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@gilfer in Paris? doesn't matter what side there, you're good. they're nuts. but you're good.

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@LagustaBonbon for how long are you in Paris? :)

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@bex_is Toronto was named after Toronto, Ontario, Canada in honour of Edward Hanlan, a world-champion sculler who visited Australia in 1884

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just drove past the turnoff to Toronto!

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bloody kids talking about how "soft serves used to be 50 cents". I didn't know they even went up to 50c :(

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@LiarMcLies now danesh is asking me for a 'modern' number of yours. either I DM you his, or your DM me yours or something?

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currently 34 degrees in Brisbane. Melbourne, you could learn a thing or two!

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@RachyVool Russell and Lonsdale, and somewhat east. bus diversions in place apparently

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lots of police and flashy lights in Melbourne CBD this morning

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just bought alcohol at a bottle shop for the first time in my life

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@everyonebutsix I think people would be better off if we re-marketed them as "bro people" instead of "boat people". COME ON IN, BRO

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@for_esme or eat poorly and have great bloods :D

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chocolate and strawberries. pretty solid afternoon imo

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@lukegiuliani I'm not far away! just back up in Kew, but with little to do for a couple of hours :)

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@OriginalBonsoy no need this time :) I have an insider in the Netherlands at my local health food store. never ending stream of Bonsoy!

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@OriginalBonsoy I saw the guy at the gasometer in Melbourne. I'm only back in Oz for a couple of weeks :)

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@moodfornoodles ah :) feeling better post-surgery these days?

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@moodfornoodles I'm here for another hour or so if you want to cross paths :)

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@moodfornoodles yeah, I thought it was pretty good. apparently the coffee is good, and they do a mean hot chocolate

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@moodfornoodles Ici in Fitzroy, close to Johnston, in between Smith and Brunswick

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@johannacherry pretty fucking good. there's lime through it too, for extra zest :D!

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@paprikapapaya I still need to hear your offensive/amusing impersonations

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@efcliz well, my reply to her was that she knows me better than that.. I'd never wait that long for chocolate :)

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@gsths trust me, that's not the part you should be jealous about. I promise.

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a friend's sample itinerary for me in London: "9.00 British Museum. 9.30 chocolate break. 12.00 Mldreds."

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@teacuptempest did we ever actually decide to meet up tomorrow? I had a rough feeling

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@Meggs428 pretty damn fucking awesome. so stoked.

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@Meggs428 ahah I'm the opposite. needlessly riding back here because it's up a huge hill.. just to pee or something. I missed geography :)

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@Meggs428 protip to not having to climb: never leave the house, ever

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@WestCoastyMo no! :D Google reveals secretz, so I haven't told Google

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@WestCoastyMo well, don't push yourself :) take care of yourself! we don't want any business

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@paprikapapaya hahah. "holy fucking cuntballs" is more my approach

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@WestCoastyMo oh nice! boo for sick, but weeee for kicking its ass..sort of! :D

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@paprikapapaya "oh sheeee…….it, faaahrrrrk. gosh. bother."

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@WestCoastyMo yeah this dude was a super good friend. was so awesome

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@teacuptempest then you realise the well is dry anyway and you weep until it turns into crywanks

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@WestCoastyMo supersuper good. randomly ran into a guy I went to high school with today :)

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@WestCoastyMo I think it's just the riding, and being on a bike that's not mine.. different position, different muscles, etc

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@paprikapapaya until that wind is headwind.. then you'll be cursing :(

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@WestCoastyMo my shoulder is super sore for some reason :(

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@teacuptempest you have a rack. that's an unfair advantage

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@teacuptempest OH YOU KNOW, SATURDAY NIGHT ETC. you haven't made good on our deal yet

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haha, I just saw someone else wearing a bonsoy tshirt

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@Emmelinecady it's such a beautiful vibe here too. I always love coming to the markets here. super friendly, lovely pace

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still being greeted by name by people at the Melbourne farmer's market. miss this place.

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@paprikapapaya I will be. I had several the day before AND I'd already had cupcakes and cakes

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@paprikapapaya I had more orange juice today than hot chocolate. something is wrong with me :(

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@dmondark @wasannz ahah, scrofu = scrambled tofu, frojay = fresh(ly squeezed) oj

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"Firefox can't find the server at last.fm"

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@leeeham I'm onto my fourths eatery and have done Radical and ordered from vegan wares. efficient!

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@veganza I've only had one USB cable fray (from 2004, frayed this year when I was doing Bad Things) and power bricks all intact! :D

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@nzJayZee crumble it! then add scramble! instant scrofu!

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@mattheworbit for now, until they kick me out :P not sure where to plant myself next!

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@nzJayZee scrambles tofu, if you like to waste syllables

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@mattheworbit yep :( was mostly out for a wedding, but want to see some
family while I have the chance :) gotta make the most!

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@mattheworbit I fly to Brisbane Tuesday to see my nan in Grafton, then Sydney, Canberra, back to Sydney then out again! too soon :(

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@mattheworbit I only got in last night, and this is already my third eatery ;) I have until Tuesday to pack as much in as possible

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@mattheworbit it's in Melbourne on Sydney road. I was told it has "green" in the title :) just around from @RadicalGrocery somewhere

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kiwi next to me: "that was a good amount of food"

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@lukegiuliani twist your arm into lunch/coffee today?

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@Meggs428 Luca Cruz Comrie! 7lb 6oz! I follow her on Twitter ;)

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@elazar you pretty much summed up my life in a short series of tweets :)

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@Meggs428 to be fair, the food in Adelaide was fucking great too. just continuing that trend now :)

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@michaeltwofish southern cross station still has a machine :)! problem solved

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@michaeltwofish 'til Tuesday. and from what I gather it's more an issue of *finding* metcards

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@leeeham Saturday sounds good. probably checking the farmers markets earlyish, but the rest of my day is open

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@leeeham days! though I'm picking up a bike from mr nutters at 5:45 if you're near prahran to join for beers/juice

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@leeeham is myki okay though? or will I get scammed?

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hay Melbourne. do I need one of the cards to travel on trains these days? or can I still get a metcard 10x2h typed thing?

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oh hello Melbourne :D!

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@Emmelinecady "business plan? NOPE! we're driven by an unrealistic desire for awesome"

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@Emmelinecady :D! that sounds like the best airline. I'd help you make that reality if it were possible :D

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@BrittA2211 they don't get wet unless you're like scooping water on them. seriously. I'm dry, my hands are dry, np

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@BrittA2211 I use my shirt/pants. practical AND effective

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@teacuptempest okays. be happy with yourself, precious snowflake/silkworm

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@teacuptempest dunno, just didn't think you'd be the type! all creatures big and small, etc!

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that air dryer that everyone shits themselves about (Dyson?) is probably the loudest thing ever. strap a few of them to a jumbo jet, np

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@Emmelinecady an hour to kill in an airport. worst of times :(

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@popegabrielle oh so I legit saw a 30 bananas a day sticker in town. he's lurking in the shadows ;[ this is his home town

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@Emmelinecady yes yes. I went to a barber today for a trim and shave, I'm looking sharp :D to Melbourne in an hour :D

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@mattheworbit @moodfornoodles not last time I was in, but that could have changed. it was fun when it was literally my local though :)

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@Emmelinecady heaps awesome! :D also, been a while. you doing okay of late?

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@Emmelinecady the words are so uplifting, and goes so well with the growth in the melody. the 'pawd I gave you has lyric version

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@Emmelinecady ahh they have the version of the soundtrack with the instrumental version of track 2. such a waste. take a listen with lyrics!

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