The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 2013

@veganza @oh_pies (un)fortunately, governments internationally are pretty embarrassing all over right now

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@veganza @oh_pies ALP are embarrassing enough. being abroad is interesting at the moment :/

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@oh_pies @veganza he'll right the ship! who cares about him being a knob, he won't spend as much money!

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@veganza heh, I come from a coalition family. so.. :(

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@veganza none of the major parties deserve my vote, from what I can tell. so (so so) much lip service, so little sincerity

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@veganza I'm kind of torn this election actually. typically it's been Democrats (for better or worse), but huh. dunno.

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jomtwi Very useful, thanx! RT @suprjohan: handy: fuckingblocksyntax.com

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@ph1 no drama. it was specifically around booting MobileSafari. I hacked the Info.plist and it worked okay. Xcode 5/simulator only

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@ph1 hey, are there any issues you've found with Frank (or more specifically `ios-sim`) on..an upcoming major version of iOS?

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@samgrover if potatoes are a special breed of basil, then there's the Pomato: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomato

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basil and tomato together are proof of intelligent design imo

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it's pretty cool that iOS sometimes decides to re-sync my whole library from iTunes, when all I want is the new podcasts

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@katherinebailey you may also enjoy driving across Australia then ;)

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@futurecat @Palleas mine build too. consider yourself judged..by an Australian

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@getsconed regram their regram but overlay text in comic sans saying "quit regramming, fuckface". I'll even make an app to do it for you

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@getsconed social media is amazingly fickle like that :/ everything lacks human context, so it's easy to misinterpret. alas.

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@getsconed block/unfollow is a fairly effective start

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@erinwiko I'm equal parts excited/sure I hate you too if that counts for anything

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@incanus77 it'll be sans-power supply. do they take that? or does it need all working parts?

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@incanus77 welp, it's either you or (probably) a landfill at this stage, so at least you might re-purpose it some day

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@incanus77 found the stuff! don't suppose you want the router I used with it. Asus WL-500w with ddwrt pic.twitter.com/UZH1oMU5CY

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@jasperblues sounds straightforward enough (famous last words..). happy to discuss it further if you can't find someone local

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@incanus77 orright. I'll gather the tips (I *think* I know where they are!)

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@incanus77 I have a multi voltage unit with exchangeable connectors that I'm no longer using if that's of any use?

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@nativeband thank you guys for coming to Portland tonight. always a pleasure seeing you play.

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@silpeen you're appropriately skilled for it imo

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@silpeen sounds like a normal day except the watch part

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@teacuptempest Sting takes all comments seriously and deeply personal

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@teacuptempest heh, I'd wager they can still see what you're saying despite private. not that they'll admit it.

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@jasperblues wee! how big/scary is the app? and what timelines are you looking at? josh at (my twitter name) dot com

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@getsconed ha! I only saw season 1 when I was in oz. mildly related, I saw an interview with Po last night too

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@jfpoole my thoughts exactly. mad underwhelmed

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@davepell pretty much no difference at all, if built out of Xcode 4 for the majority of apps

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@daleharvey Xcode is fairly nice when you get to know it. Eclipse is hell for debugging Android, but fortunately they're migrating away

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"rocks are smarter than cats because rocks have the sense to go away when you kick them"

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@WriterInTheNite iuno, for the sake of hassle, I'd probably look at @eventbrite to manage that kind of thing

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@WriterInTheNite maybe! in what context? @stripe might be a good candidate if you're accepting online payments

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@Cyclocosm and still, the Eurosport feed is more worthwhile (though, they were also confused about the winner)

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@WoodyRoseland good to hear :) I just passed 12 years this month \o/

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after months on Vimperator, it feels good to be back on Pentadactyl! :)

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@amieteacake there are a bunch of derivatives - vanilla rooibos etc. worth trying!

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@incanus77 surprisingly large area of unpopulated Australia is covered

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@erinwiko I was pretty bummed reading the BBC saying "He is now Chelsea. He, he, he. Him, he, him him his." buh

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@Ghentleman in Canada. though calling it 'playing' is cute. 50 runs in the session before lunch!

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@skoop I don't know I'd call it that :P but some people are pretending

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there's currently a cricket match between Canada and the Netherlands. my former homelands are facing off!

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@jonathanpenn Colemak is great. only thing lacking is the software keyboard on iOS is still qwerty :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jonathanpenn from Portland, OR

@stevenfarlie in Melbourne? there was a joint on Lygon that was pretty solid, no bullshit

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@FritztheChat aka love sugar. or love syrup. both sound appealing in my drinks

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@Beryllium9 sounds like a sweet startup idea. I'll pitch to ycombinator Monday

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I like* that in the US, "Real Cane Sugar!" is a selling point. basically a health benefit! (*loljk)

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@erinwiko I blame Twitter's arbitrary limits. infinite characters 4eva :(

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@erinwiko oh, parental leave? also: thanks for the link

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sesamestreet FORE! (Or is it "four?") pic.twitter.com/4v5wJBWevv

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@ratkins where you headed? boo-urning man I assume?

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@ianiv was that before or after the clean and build? Xcode tends to just have that effect on people

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reading so much about who "won" the debate (detailing attire and behaviour), with so little covering what was actually debated

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@colincornaby @cabel @dwineman you should make a game called "ethernet" with this fancy external plug-in adapter. it'll be a hit!

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@zaftigvegan an eyebrow shaving orgy! byo clippers/tweezers/etc

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@VelodyneAudio hey, I've fired two RMA requests back to service@ over the last month, haven't heard anything back. can you look into that?

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@Emmelinecady "my cable bill will be huge with all my ppv this month but I split it with my buddies and we all watch together"

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@Emmelinecady does it sound like good porn at least? or like "nah her new implants make her boobs match her lips"?

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@seanlevin hah, is there anything RAC can't save us from?

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"In August 2000, Yahoo Serious tried to sue the search engine Yahoo! for trademark infringement" https://t.co/rDohv80hGT

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@gilfer Yahoo Serious is rolling in his grave

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@nativeband lyrics bundled in any of them? if not, can you pop them up somewhere?

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@seanlevin I did some digging on the `if (self)` stuff, and Mike Ash has this to say: http://t.co/W87IFziEzf

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@casademora @judykitteh I got down to -40something bottles when I was a kid once. then I feared for my life :P

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@eliot_moose THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW: WHERE DO YOU STAND ON CLIMATE CHANGE?

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@oh_pies WHAT IS ELIOT'S PLATFORM ON BEING CUTE?

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@samuelgoodwin not at all! all part of getting to know someone: what do you do for fun? what are your hopes/dreams? what's 'home' to you?

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@samuelgoodwin sometimes it's a nice conversation piece. that's how I tend to use it, at least

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@michaelhoney ah, found something more concrete at http://t.co/FdIEQc2lwb Stories: "Fathers [..] entitled to two weeks [at full] salary."

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@michaelhoney they've got the requisite sex appeal, I suppose

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@samuelgoodwin I feel like the smart minority get buried in minor parties. the major players are the ones who play the game..

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@samuelgoodwin s/get involved in/waste their time with/ it seems is the reality

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@samuelgoodwin I dunno, I feel like that'd fit better under "Defence" or something. guess logic is why I'm not a politician

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HAHA. no. no way. their immigration plan also covers "Fighting terrorism in Australia": http://t.co/KeqpKbV2oW

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aha. the Liberal Party's immigration plan is "stop the boats". that's like stating your lunch plan as "not breakfast"

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@michaelhoney from what I can see, it's only for mothers? which is the step backwards from the coalition I expected..

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@irldexter for me, it's still home. but I'm not very proud of it right now. it's sad.

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@cameronstrang hey, just listened to the podcast. best wishes with everything. I have huge respect for your openness and decision.

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@zaftigvegan that happened to me once before customs. @foodncatz fell asleep waiting for me, and her phone died so I couldn't even tell her

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to zaftigvegan from Portland, OR

@searchingfortao Android Studio (in beta, by Google) is IntelliJ based. better than Eclipse, but still not much fun

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Savage Garden is playing over the hotel PA. WHY?

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@dddagradi @cpickslay works (disappointingly!) fine on some surf-related version of OS X :(

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@Day BUT! weight over your front foot. trust your bindings. point your shoulders/look where you want to go. kapow! instant expert! :)

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@Day the first day or three will suck! and the green runs at Hotham are kinda windier and more exposed. the good runs are deeper down

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beta 6 is quite nice so far

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oh weird, it's related to custom fonts. glad the error messages gave no indication of that!

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@jasperblues fresh checkout from the same repo on two machines - same OS, same Xcode version!

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Xcode, why won't you open a xib on one of my computers? :(

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@everyonebutsix nickowastaken, alenna_dorokhina, bldgblog are my top three, I think

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@colincornaby @gschandler @timburks I think the practical consideration is battery impact, not technical feasibility. "blur all the things!"

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@colincornaby @gschandler @timburks it's (basically) a one liner on OS X, no reason it can't be on iOS really

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@bsneed UNRELATED but I can now play .mod and such

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@ZuckerBaby maaaarginally more to it than US politics, but only just. it's a joke in a lot of the world at the moment.

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mattheworbit My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend. Mine is a balloonicorn. pic.twitter.com/24tJoh2bP7

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@jfpoole no no, I bought "The New iPad" so I'm good

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that new iPad smell

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@amieteacake I don't, no. I know plenty that do. honestly it's the only thing I really miss, too :(

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@amieteacake totally. they have falafel with yoghurt so iuno. have to sub in hummus to make it vegan I guess

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@amieteacake mannnn, you've been missing out hard. incidentally, I'd kill (KILL!) for a good falafel souva. they don't exist here :(

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@amieteacake haaa, no way. I'm all about the Souvlaki King on Brunswick. there is (was?) a signed photo from the cast of the Wog Boy :P

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@katherinebailey possibly and probably :) I have the worst memory. it's for your husband's school stuff I assume?

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@katherinebailey whoa, you're moving! that's pretty exciting. always wanted to go to Montreal

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@declandebarra huh, going through some old (OLD) backups, I never realised I had these: http://t.co/MHMc3aLvj5

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@pickledtreats yar, it settled after closing things and rebooting. but still. computers are nothing but trouble. developers should be shot!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pickledtreats from Portland, OR

@pickledtreats I wish :( my hard drive kept constantly filling up for seemingly no reason. whyyyy

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"your disk is full" *frees up a few gb, wait a minute* "your disk is full". what the hell?

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@skwashd dem darkiez aren't middle class anyway! so it's already implied that they get the shaft

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no limits on what Australians can achieve* (*as long as they're middle class and straight)

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oh, mister Abbott. let's make sure human rights stay a low priority!

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"carbon reduction" != "carbon offset".

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@wtabs I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over

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@erinwiko I don't suppose marriage equality has been brought up yet has it? I missed the start

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@wtabs most sense you've made in weeks

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@wtabs evkienfkia aorienofayuhblp ap f aovkaop

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@erinwiko note, I have unmetered 100mbit here. it's pretty nice. (lol "*up to* 24mbit is enough!!")

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@erinwiko it's okay, because Abbott still calls it the NBN. pretty sure existing copper is basically the NBN too.

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hey nice, @ABCNews24 is working abroad. for once.

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@incanus77 forecast.io said it wouldn't rain an hour ago, so I jumped on the bike. now it's talking about even more rain :(

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