@danielbarden “1003 piece puzzleâ€
it takes only one missing piece to ruin the satisfaction of a jigsaw puzzle :( (I’m sure there’s deeper meaning/life lessons to that)
@nancycdhill 4
ijansch I'm looking for an API developer for @egeniq. The job ad is on our website: egeniq.com/jobs/
@terryhope it was never gone but it was also never welcome imo
@terryhope nose in emoticon smiley? who are you even?????????
“whoa, I can almost reach out and touch itwtf3d.tumblr.comCVJG
@workingkills WHERE WE GOIN
@morganrosepdx jaysus :( not good, I’ll chip in a few bucks!
@luckythespider €€€€€€€€€€
@luckythespider I never got them in the Netherlands. I miss that
@luckythespider not all countries use them but
@Gary_BBGames why the new icon?
@janklausa yea
@janklausa which device though?
@janklausa building for a 32bit device?
@thehipmunk 4.0.1, 64bit
@thehipmunk HipTip: sending spammy messages = there go push notification permissions :( sadness
@mrgan two arms, two legs and a unicorn horn. very good yes.
@VWPA_podcast yo sure, no problem! I’ll DM you my email!
@janklausa -sizeWithAttributes:
@janklausa -sizeToFit
@janklausa more like bropium right? (IT’S BREAKFAST + OPIUM IN A WORD JUST LIKE BRUNCH IS A WORD OMG)
@geology_rocks ~smells like roses~
@Dr_Tabor 🙈
@janklausa tbh I would have applied but I ignored the email until Sunday or something which was 2 days late
@janklausa nah I didn’t even apply
@Dr_Tabor hurrrry up
@janklausa “it†as in eggs? I dunno. vegan eggs. ugh. I’ll keep digging.
@janklausa suck it, pal
@cpickslay because it’s a new app and you haven’t set up testing yet, for one. need a build up to do that iirc?
@cpickslay only if it’s set up to release to testers. non-tester builds don’t send pushes.
@katherinebailey but for why Java?
@irldexter nothing serious, just a mole removal. ended in more stitches than expected :)
@zuzu “probably nothing serious..yetâ€, but waiting results to be sure :)
@zuzu and you! congrats on new job :) (all good here, just a mole removal..4 stitches later!)
stitches removed. leg freedom is good freedom!
@guardian because I’d rather read about that when I consume news. it’s not an immediate need. it’s terrible sensationalist journalism.
@guardian is there an option to disable push notifications for every one of the “hey, another gunman!†messages?
@Djelibeybi it just works…when you treat it like Windows
@Djelibeybi I noticed it last night when I set my phone to Dutch..assumed it was available in NL. but nope, was the AU config
@Djelibeybi it’s there viSettings.app8m for me
@gilfer even to the point of a TV segment: https://t.co/KwNJZCCwcL
@gilfer then that spawned https://t.co/o4oE11FzOt, https://t.co/QeVZEzSgSW, etc
@gilfer no no, just Twitter. https://t.co/OWtECKbEBU
@gilfer only “kind of†everywhere, but actually so in Japan
@gilfer MAKES ONE OF US
@ratkins yep yep, cool. cheers
@ratkins so is that to say you use an iMac at work?
@ratkins yeah it’s definitely MBP vs iMac. or hold out perpetually for 5k cinema display :f
@tangenteer heh, kinda of. I use retina MBP now, so coding on non-retina feels terrible. first world whatevers, etc etc
@tangenteer what about screen real estate? that seems to be my bigger driving factor atm
@janklausa hueg screen is a pretty good selling point tbh. not sure how novelty-ish it is though
@jfpoole yeah, just looked at GB - it’ll be a ~work~ computer, so I think the screen is good. and forcing leaving work at work is good :)
I’ve never used an iMac/Mac Pro for Cocoa dev but thinking about an iMac. anyone have any pros/cons? anyone switched from one to the other?
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina SHE’S MINE *slap!*
@moni_ka_rina who do you love more? @workingkills or Pringles?
@workingkills @janklausa I’m using brown arborio rice and I think it’s gonna be terrible. first time for everything I guess.
@workingkills @janklausa 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
@moni_ka_rina DEPENDS. what are you doing over xmas/new year? :P
@workingkills fyi I’m making risotto. just-a like-a mama used to make-a!
@moni_ka_rina I’ll make you sign an anti-cucumber contract
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina hahah, @juliaroggatz tagged me on it in Slack today :P
@moni_ka_rina you’re never watching Pux/Sparkles/Sprinkles again
@hover yeah, I get why :) in-context, that kind of thing is fine. or even some intro text in the email for context.
@luckythespider welcome!
@hover re: NPS survey email, 0-10 doesn’t really capture “less likely than before I got this out of context email†:(
@janklausa makes sense, yep
@janklausa one is a thing between just two regular people, the other is business to person
@janklausa I rate it well above Uber at least. but yeah, agreed.
@janklausa fwiw I like(d?) Airbnb quite a huge lot though
@LisaKennelly yeah. just conscious of which battles are worth fighting at the time. bleh.
@LisaKennelly because I Respect™ whatever I don’t know. seemed like the wrong place/time to stir shit
@Emmelinecady genuine regret. ugh.
ahh, when an investor says something racist to your face, but you refrain from comment. startups are cool! join one now!
@luckythespider ya fuckin’ forgot Berlin again ya dingus
@luckythespider WHERE?
@luckythespider WHERE ARE YOU GOING AND WHY
@luckythespider oi wait, are you coming to Europe?
@janklausa I’d sent it to someone else a couple of hours ago and still had the window open
@dimsimkitty OH I have questions about my cat. when’s a worse time?
@morganrosepdx that’s a cute picture! I can feel his fear though
@morganrosepdx I booped her on the nose. she meowed.
@CatSkinnerSays nope. safe in Berlin. I’ll give you a buzz when it’s a reasonable hour over your way
@morganrosepdx me and mine are all safe in Berlin. thank you for the thought :)
Inbox Disasterâ„¢ is my new attitude to GTD
@terryhope HM
@CaseyNeistat holy shit, cool! excellent @hungrycastle jumpsuit on today’s vlawg. really nice dudes :)
if there’s one thing I love more than catching buses, it’s missing buses
@janklausa it even says pic.twitter.com/pe2gIfmSsO
@elazar or, on re-reading, I think you want `git diff --word-diff=color`?
@elazar --color?
@EdibleFlours whoa. yes please? x1000000
@Palleas christ, it’s too big for my free Vimeo account! :f
@ratkins did you say “certainly not a frood. good DAY to you�
@workingkills it was about transforming SVGs into code :P
@Palleas it was an internal preso for work. I’ll throw it up on Vimeo, but it might not make tooons of sense without context :P
weird. I just watched a recording I’d made of a presentation I gave and it was actually interesting? I even sound kind of knowledgable?!
@aelleaelle I was there last week :f
@katherinebailey I’m the biggest hunk you know. couldn’t split these abs with a chainsaw, nomesayin?
I don’t know how or why, but a recruiter just pinged my about an “Excellent Senior Drupal Development†role
death by a thousand butts
@Beryllium9 I WOULD STAR THIS BUT NOW IT’S A FUCKING HEART SRY
@leeeham ahh, wow
@messycook @theveganword hm, this explains why you still haven’t ever been
@theveganword @messycook good yes. correct.
@theveganword @messycook yeah but MOSTLY it’s probably all about me maybe perhaps yes
@lagusta I MEAN WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT????? RIGHT @Emmelinecady
@daleharvey “win†is probably subjective. like, Haskell “wins†hard in some ways, but it’s not fun. I like to have fun.
@daleharvey imo it raises the bar, meaning whoever makes the cut will be ~good~..thus the ecosystem ~levels up~ or whatever
@efcliz *steeples fingers* …it’s working
@efcliz what happened to the Liz I used to know?
@janklausa puttin the ham in hammock