The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 2018

@oh_pies @tealandpurple we can both be mutually xtrem lait embarrassed forever about this

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@RachaelHasIdeas yeah I think in Canada (?) people were saying “a quarter before ten” as well which sort of threw m… https://t.co/ZyPF3GSJv2

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple fuq you already realised and replied I need a nap sry

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple that’s probably a thing but they were talking about fluid ounces which is at least definitely a thing

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@incanus77 more specifically, I have one of these handy little buggers: https://t.co/lCcwYX0b4F

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@incanus77 I’m heading the wrong way on the I5 from Seattle, but I have one in my bag!

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@ratkins they should have known where younin the first place and checked if they could lock their bike to yours! (???)

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@tealandpurple they keep asking me if I was a “12, 16, or 24” when I order something to drink. “no, just 1 thank you!”

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@janklausa thought you were making some kind of coffee beanie pun

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a bloke just berated me after he asked me for the time. “a quarter to ten? nobody understands that anymore. why did… https://t.co/wjCDmX8zFV

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sort of a bit (A Lot) stoked that @dadthighs are playing a show when I'm passing thru. it will certainly be a time.

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laanlabs You MUST update your iOS 12 beta... there is no escape. pic.twitter.com/ZUv0zANjrY

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@amandalcormier some of it gets a bit deep in detail, but generally Sheldon Brown's site is considered the gospel o… https://t.co/6xuZ4QO5zL

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@oh_pies ha ha thank god it's Friday thought right!!!

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@oh_pies wait you're in the future now, as it's 8am Friday here. is Friday okay?

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@oh_pies do the future visions involve heaters or toes

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@oh_pies wait was this a joke based on typo of physical or are u psychic now and somehow that hurts?

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@jfpoole fun fact: it took 3 tries to write "John" instead of "Josh"

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@rodzajowo have you tried okay sorry sorry sorry

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@janklausa at least with a cop u know what to expect

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@rodzajowo FRUSTRATING. I’m angry on your behalf :(

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@oh_pies wait that’s already a different word

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@tealandpurple full disclosure: I grew a mullet once and dyed it green to be like Captain Planet. don’t take my hai… https://t.co/MzEgu18Ngi

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@rodzajowo how long is little while? that’s sounds xtrem frustrating. doctors, man.

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@acht and men under twenty how much deodorant

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@aelleaelle you might appreciate the German store I found also. such a generic range of products! pic.twitter.com/CkkkTt2JoE

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@mattheworbit Seattle! I’m in Vancouver tomorrow though - come hang out in Whole Foods?

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5pm and 24 stand hours because timezones are fun pic.twitter.com/A79rSw3fNq

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@songcarver “you’re typing it wrong” — Steve Jobs

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@songcarver I think https://t.co/iEZF1L6FKg parses “Apple event at 3am” from memory. but I think it’s tried to make… https://t.co/bxspIE8VA4

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@samuelgoodwin huh, they’ve been tightening belts more and more over the last few years :(

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I thought a person was wearing a “I might be a juggalo…” slogan shirt, but turns out I misread “muggle”. never been… https://t.co/FezbGPJF8q

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a flight attendant just pulled shoes out of a bag that says “hairdryer” and put them on. the eye contact sure didn’t help

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the OPSM site is having some xtrem issues tonight pic.twitter.com/f097aL87c6

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RT @MrsSasser: Two years ago, I was saying “do you have any questions?”. Last year I switched to “what questions do you have?” It made a di…

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@twinfold I was looking at prices on the island and it's outta my budget rn :( greyhound lifestyle on a greyhound b… https://t.co/EL514iNzyK

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@twinfold hehe, it's only Seattle-Vancouver. ended up booking via Amtrak instead though

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"what was I even doing on the VLC website? ...ohhhh" pic.twitter.com/otYG8fBzbX

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@flickiter reminds me of my favourite cover song ever: https://t.co/fzoPAIKcjD

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@flickiter it will be okay!! over before you know it :)

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this might come as a surprise, but: I am xtrem tired of having a headache

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an important list for 2018 (with a massive flaw at number 8 tho): https://t.co/Q3Q6saatUq

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songcarver Looking forward to new friends trying out my and @notjosh's new tool for faster development on the Mac. eepurl.com/dFiuMf

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@oh_pies follow up: how does anyever ever have the energy to follow through with those beliefs

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@NicoleJGeorges binch is short for legitimately one of the best birds (people don’t like them but they are good!!pic.twitter.com/KzVOYS1d8J8J

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@heartshapedsky hellooo very much. some new faces on that list since I was around last! thanks!

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@rodzajowo (I downloaded the Ada app. the first screen was log in/sign up. the Twitter+Ada service is somehow (???) actually better. a+)

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@irldexter ha! `sudo apt-get install vim` ;)

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`vim: command not found`

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@BrittA2211 you'll regret not spending $7 if you drop it :[ but just don't drop it??????? easy :P

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@ZuckerBaby thought you meant a flat tyre at first :) congrats!

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@janklausa @GraceDobushToGo yeah. I still have some left. it's listenable, but grain of salt etc

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@tealandpurple they keep the cafe/bakery open so "they just happen to pick a few things placed next to* the cash register!"

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@flickiter “mmm nachos”
*chomp*
“wait is that sour cream”

one (1) nachos

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@oh_pies can you fake making it and just cut out the middle step of it actually happening?

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@tealandpurple if you’re ever stuck for vegan staples, Veganz is open on Sundays (tho maybe not the one closest to… https://t.co/8qIMd8D7Uk

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I just laughed at myself because I couldn't remember the singular for "nachos" when I was trying to make a "notch in the bedpost" pun

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@skwashd Turnbull has me blocked. it’s, uh, nice (?) to be able to read the PM’s rot again?

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julian0liver Incredible, really, how quickly Black Mirror has aged

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bushfires sure smell different in Germany than Australia. the non-menthol smoke, y’know?

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@GeekAndDad the ol' paper-and-pen pros vs cons list helps me add a bit more objectivity. pretty cliche, but it's at… https://t.co/3hoaCfv4EC

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@GeekAndDad ugh, sounds extremely tedious. I spoke to _so many_ people without any clear direction after Mum died.… https://t.co/n3w9p6EtIY

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@earthxsucks are Dunlop Volleys considered classics, or are they frowned upon?

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@earthxsucks this isn’t a shitpost or whatever but are these “”””good”””””” shoes? because they look like k-mart sh… https://t.co/Zl2KB3gri9

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@janklausa legally no but you can be PM of my heart 💓

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day 2 of “will there be a new Australian PM when I wake up?” is looking like a resounding yes. just a matter of who it’ll be

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@meghafon oof, what did you do? I was happy to let it go (I wasn't very hurt, and my bike survives anything apparen… https://t.co/GSvDLx1ufm

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@meghafon I got hit in Portland a couple of years ago, and the driver saw the damage and literally yelled "look wha… https://t.co/mIhEEsBGCe

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@janklausa google was disappointingly lacking in relevant search results

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@janklausa I 0% believe that you specifically put sunscreen on

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I went out this arvo for a ride as a farewell summer kind of thing. I loaded up on sunscreen before I left, and cam… https://t.co/YXYeAb1dQX

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@EthicalVegnLife I found the Eat Real lentil chips in a supermarket last week and they're my new addiction :[

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@oh_pies """""bullet""""""" points? they're known henceforth as porridge points

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@oh_pies I just tried to google image search "porridge stain", "porridge smudge", "porridge smear". fucking food bl… https://t.co/SwYnDy8sW5

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RT @JoshButler: Richard Di Natale's speech in the Senate just now was straight fire

"We have kids in a catatonic state because they had gi…

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RT @pickledtreats: Is anyone in @Schiphol departures terminal who can help my mom out? Her wallet was lost or stolen and she has no cash. I…

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@oh_pies I told you there's a porridge cafe here right? because Dream Job imo

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@asmallteapot not really. none of them are going to do anything about the human rights violations or people setting… https://t.co/234LEBL3Nn

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@LGnome there’ll be a new PM before you board and a new one when you land at this rate

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while on the “surely it’s not that hard” topic, will Australia have the same Prime Minister when I wake up in the morning?

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on one hand, I achieved my August activity challenge goal and got the award. on the other hand, I just got this not… https://t.co/rdwDyIGTGl

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@paprikapapaya just a trip, yeah. got a thing on in Portland, so gonna plod around a bit along the way

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@paprikapapaya yea. Vancouver was always pretty good tho, so I don't even know what to expect

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@paprikapapaya not your part of the country, most likely, but yea to Vancouver at least

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa if you say it enough "cheeks" is a bit fucked too

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa this toner photo set makes me incredibly uncomfortable re: carcinogen pic.twitter.com/l34dEyDRPS

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa do each of these have an actual role? or is it kind of a sum of parts sitch?

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@paprikapapaya is there any good new Canadian vegan stuff or am I just gonna eat maple bikkies 24/7

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@rodzajowo and doctors that are only open 2 days a week? (are they booked in at hospitals for the other days or what?)

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@janklausa you: come over
me: can't, busy
you: sugar cane juice
me: pic.twitter.com/1dFoJtEt2d

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@adafruit hi! not sure how you track typos (is there a public issue tracker?) but I found "montor" -> "monitor" on https://t.co/Xj6m4wL6CB

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@EthicalVegnLife I haven’t had them in forever because it’s impossible to stop eating them. it’s science.

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@tealandpurple "Hilarious meme quality is a direct indicator of High IQ." ok it was worth it

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@tealandpurple I (do not???) very much want to visit those websites wow

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@paprikapapaya yesterday was very much a two hot chocolates day. would recommend.

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@cryptidfactor okay, that makes me feel a little better about flights being too expensive for me to get there :f

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@cloudapp I get that, but I already pay. I don't need to see ads for the product as a paying customer!

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@grhmc OR, wow, use an opened MBP + velcro AS an laptop stand

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@grhmc buy an old Mac Mini, and turn it into a laptop stand

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@cloudapp hiya, I'm a paid user, but I still have a "go pro for free" ad in my app. is that a bug, or a """"growth… https://t.co/uWiozhmG8A

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@Palleas wait til I'm there then we can have a 911 party

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@Palleas wait it shouldn't rain, that's not fair, it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeee

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@Palleas I've been watching katkam and it looks like winter mist

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@ratqueencartel yeah I have too many accounts in too many countries, I don't even know which is my german one these days

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@ratqueencartel yeah, expired. can have it delivered to a German address but I cbf with paypal honestly

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@ratqueencartel get a personalised one then. esp if you'll be there a bit

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@ratkins @janklausa nah, I mean, I leave my phone in my pocket and just pull it out (without case :P) from time to time

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@ratkins @janklausa does that include "using" a phone (i.e. maps)? or specifically talking? cos I do the former a _lot_

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@cryptidfactor friends, are any of you going to International Cryptozoology Conference 2018 (… https://t.co/JXMxyqP5qp

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@hexpet_ i saw a tRUCK today with (presumably) your last name in giant letters along the side and thought it would… https://t.co/NqrVSpc5jx

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@janklausa don't think I really have enough? you're welcome to try and find a route if you're bored

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so International Cryptozoology Conference 2018 is happening when I'll be in the US and I have a +1 ticket offered t… https://t.co/oC73v4ywAM

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@janklausa @ratkins @QuadLockCase mate I remember your lime green case on your....6 Plus? 6s Plus?

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@ratkins @janklausa @QuadLockCase iuno, I facetime'd my dad on my bike this morning. I'm pretty yolo about it all.… https://t.co/tX7Pk2Ux3u

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@tealandpurple a few have closed, even :( depends your kiez though, they seem mostly dense north of Mitte

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@ratkins apparently I'm even later. who the fuck uses cases on their phones? god

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@JamesIllman13 !!!!!!!! congratulations on pushing through the last few days. can't imagine that was easy!

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@CastIrony yeah, the website is my most reliable source of weather here in Germany. and yet.

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