@oh_pies @tealandpurple we can both be mutually xtrem lait embarrassed forever about this
@RachaelHasIdeas yeah I think in Canada (?) people were saying “a quarter before ten†as well which sort of threw m… https://t.co/ZyPF3GSJv2
@oh_pies @tealandpurple fuq you already realised and replied I need a nap sry
@oh_pies @tealandpurple that’s probably a thing but they were talking about fluid ounces which is at least definitely a thing
@incanus77 more specifically, I have one of these handy little buggers: https://t.co/lCcwYX0b4F
@incanus77 I’m heading the wrong way on the I5 from Seattle, but I have one in my bag!
@_writehanded_ NUMBER ONE
@_writehanded_ your profile photo is very good!
@ratkins they should have known where younin the first place and checked if they could lock their bike to yours! (???)
@ratkins and then what?
@tealandpurple they keep asking me if I was a “12, 16, or 24†when I order something to drink. “no, just 1 thank you!â€
@janklausa thought you were making some kind of coffee beanie pun
what does this even mean? pic.twitter.com/POIitVONwQ
a bloke just berated me after he asked me for the time. “a quarter to ten? nobody understands that anymore. why did… https://t.co/wjCDmX8zFV
RT @JeroenSchaper: @ow Found on Reddit https://t.co/76YzcT7ScH
sort of a bit (A Lot) stoked that @dadthighs are playing a show when I'm passing thru. it will certainly be a time.
laanlabs You MUST update your iOS 12 beta... there is no escape. pic.twitter.com/ZUv0zANjrY
@amandalcormier some of it gets a bit deep in detail, but generally Sheldon Brown's site is considered the gospel o… https://t.co/6xuZ4QO5zL
@oh_pies ha ha thank god it's Friday thought right!!!
@oh_pies wait you're in the future now, as it's 8am Friday here. is Friday okay?
@oh_pies do the future visions involve heaters or toes
@oh_pies CAN U FEEL MY PAIN
@oh_pies wait was this a joke based on typo of physical or are u psychic now and somehow that hurts?
@oh_pies a blessed gift <3
@jfpoole fun fact: it took 3 tries to write "John" instead of "Josh"
@jfpoole JOHN NO
@rodzajowo have you tried okay sorry sorry sorry
@janklausa at least with a cop u know what to expect
@oh_pies wow good
@rodzajowo FRUSTRATING. I’m angry on your behalf :(
@oh_pies wait that’s already a different word
@oh_pies marino
well then pic.twitter.com/Wv6sjUAbqJ
Mario is a shill pic.twitter.com/LGl9VnbSmf
@tealandpurple full disclosure: I grew a mullet once and dyed it green to be like Captain Planet. don’t take my hai… https://t.co/MzEgu18Ngi
@tealandpurple it’s just fuckin hair, yolo m8
@rodzajowo how long is little while? that’s sounds xtrem frustrating. doctors, man.
@acht and men under twenty how much deodorant
@aelleaelle yes the two food groups, of course
@aelleaelle you might appreciate the German store I found also. such a generic range of products! pic.twitter.com/CkkkTt2JoE
@_writehanded_ hashtag me too
@_writehanded_ ME TOO
ended up making it to 30 stand hours today pic.twitter.com/G9TGfFoqTU
@mattheworbit Seattle! I’m in Vancouver tomorrow though - come hang out in Whole Foods?
adventures in an American supermarket pic.twitter.com/3e1qL83kEf
5pm and 24 stand hours because timezones are fun pic.twitter.com/A79rSw3fNq
@songcarver “you’re typing it wrong†— Steve Jobs
@songcarver I think https://t.co/iEZF1L6FKg parses “Apple event at 3am†from memory. but I think it’s tried to make… https://t.co/bxspIE8VA4
@juliobiason HA
@samuelgoodwin huh, they’ve been tightening belts more and more over the last few years :(
@samuelgoodwin with who though?
@samuelgoodwin Norwegian or sth?
I thought a person was wearing a “I might be a juggalo…†slogan shirt, but turns out I misread “muggleâ€. never been… https://t.co/FezbGPJF8q
a flight attendant just pulled shoes out of a bag that says “hairdryer†and put them on. the eye contact sure didn’t help
the OPSM site is having some xtrem issues tonight pic.twitter.com/f097aL87c6
@HanneyChris can you make a VR version? pls tks
conference call simulator: conferencecall.biz
@debedee @EthicalVegnLife @rac_hell37 I have half a big bag of them on my desk atm #rawtill4 #plantfit
@debedee @EthicalVegnLife @rac_hell37 WHAT
@ZuckerBaby fuckin sick, what a cool country
@flickiter pink++
@tealandpurple fark
@tealandpurple how much are they in Oz?
@oh_pies there's a Big Gold Panner there at least pic.twitter.com/44Jr2BLJ19
RT @MrsSasser: Two years ago, I was saying “do you have any questions?â€. Last year I switched to “what questions do you have?†It made a di…
@twinfold raaaad
@twinfold I was looking at prices on the island and it's outta my budget rn :( greyhound lifestyle on a greyhound b… https://t.co/EL514iNzyK
@twinfold hehe, it's only Seattle-Vancouver. ended up booking via Amtrak instead though
"what was I even doing on the VLC website? ...ohhhh" pic.twitter.com/otYG8fBzbX
@flickiter booooooo
@flickiter reminds me of my favourite cover song ever: https://t.co/fzoPAIKcjD
@flickiter it will be okay!! over before you know it :)
@tealandpurple 10/10 best chips
this might come as a surprise, but: I am xtrem tired of having a headache
an important list for 2018 (with a massive flaw at number 8 tho): https://t.co/Q3Q6saatUq
songcarver Looking forward to new #devworld friends trying out my and @notjosh's new tool for faster development on the Mac. eepurl.com/dFiuMf
@flickiter that's so good!!
@oh_pies follow up: how does anyever ever have the energy to follow through with those beliefs
@NicoleJGeorges binch is short for legitimately one of the best birds (people don’t like them but they are good!!pic.twitter.com/KzVOYS1d8J8J
@irldexter ha!
@drfyzziks ha!
@heartshapedsky hellooo very much. some new faces on that list since I was around last! thanks!
@RachaelHasIdeas Catter
@rodzajowo (I downloaded the Ada app. the first screen was log in/sign up. the Twitter+Ada service is somehow (???) actually better. a+)
@irldexter ha! `sudo apt-get install vim` ;)
`vim: command not found`
@BrittA2211 get a case for the dog
@BrittA2211 you'll regret not spending $7 if you drop it :[ but just don't drop it??????? easy :P
@ZuckerBaby yeah nah I'm 100000% with you on that
@ZuckerBaby thought you meant a flat tyre at first :) congrats!
@janklausa @GraceDobushToGo yeah. I still have some left. it's listenable, but grain of salt etc
@janklausa radio spätkauf? or
@tealandpurple they keep the cafe/bakery open so "they just happen to pick a few things placed next to* the cash register!"
@rodzajowo unsubscribe
@flickiter “mmm nachosâ€
*chomp*
“wait is that sour creamâ€
one (1) nachos
@oh_pies can you fake making it and just cut out the middle step of it actually happening?
@tealandpurple if you’re ever stuck for vegan staples, Veganz is open on Sundays (tho maybe not the one closest to… https://t.co/8qIMd8D7Uk
@rodzajowo HOW DO I MAKE IT, LIKE, NOT?
I just laughed at myself because I couldn't remember the singular for "nachos" when I was trying to make a "notch in the bedpost" pun
@skwashd Turnbull has me blocked. it’s, uh, nice (?) to be able to read the PM’s rot again?
@rodzajowo I HAVE A HEADACHE
@rodzajowo HELP ME PLS pic.twitter.com/mIqXGimCoB
julian0liver Incredible, really, how quickly Black Mirror has aged
bushfires sure smell different in Germany than Australia. the non-menthol smoke, y’know?
@GeekAndDad the ol' paper-and-pen pros vs cons list helps me add a bit more objectivity. pretty cliche, but it's at… https://t.co/3hoaCfv4EC
@GeekAndDad ugh, sounds extremely tedious. I spoke to _so many_ people without any clear direction after Mum died.… https://t.co/n3w9p6EtIY
@declandebarra ironically, clicking that link in Berlin... pic.twitter.com/NAJ0U2sYbt
@earthxsucks you're a classic amongst fashion dudes <3
@earthxsucks are Dunlop Volleys considered classics, or are they frowned upon?
@earthxsucks this isn’t a shitpost or whatever but are these “â€â€â€goodâ€â€â€â€â€â€ shoes? because they look like k-mart sh… https://t.co/Zl2KB3gri9
@samuelgoodwin @ratkins I loved this in the replies to one of them somewhere pic.twitter.com/UHpnf7aOQ9
@janklausa legally no but you can be PM of my heart 💓
day 2 of “will there be a new Australian PM when I wake up?†is looking like a resounding yes. just a matter of who it’ll be
@meghafon oof, what did you do? I was happy to let it go (I wasn't very hurt, and my bike survives anything apparen… https://t.co/GSvDLx1ufm
@janklausa none duck with left go imo
@meghafon I got hit in Portland a couple of years ago, and the driver saw the damage and literally yelled "look wha… https://t.co/mIhEEsBGCe
@janklausa google was disappointingly lacking in relevant search results
@janklausa kimchi as sunscreen
@janklausa I 0% believe that you specifically put sunscreen on
I went out this arvo for a ride as a farewell summer kind of thing. I loaded up on sunscreen before I left, and cam… https://t.co/YXYeAb1dQX
Slack is trying to tell me something pic.twitter.com/kFHeLfXW0R
@finicalgal NO
@EthicalVegnLife yeah I just emptied a bag of those
@ratkins haaaaa
@EthicalVegnLife I found the Eat Real lentil chips in a supermarket last week and they're my new addiction :[
@oh_pies """""bullet""""""" points? they're known henceforth as porridge points
@oh_pies I just tried to google image search "porridge stain", "porridge smudge", "porridge smear". fucking food bl… https://t.co/SwYnDy8sW5
@oh_pies photoshop some porridge stains in
RT @JoshButler: Richard Di Natale's speech in the Senate just now was straight fire
"We have kids in a catatonic state because they had gi…
RT @pickledtreats: Is anyone in @Schiphol departures terminal who can help my mom out? Her wallet was lost or stolen and she has no cash. I…
@oh_pies I told you there's a porridge cafe here right? because Dream Job imo
@oh_pies big porridge job application dot doc
@_writehanded_ "let me call a glazier. what's my ph-- oh."
@colincornaby welcome to the club!
@asmallteapot not really. none of them are going to do anything about the human rights violations or people setting… https://t.co/234LEBL3Nn
@LGnome there’ll be a new PM before you board and a new one when you land at this rate
while on the “surely it’s not that hard†topic, will Australia have the same Prime Minister when I wake up in the morning?
on one hand, I achieved my August activity challenge goal and got the award. on the other hand, I just got this not… https://t.co/rdwDyIGTGl
@paprikapapaya just a trip, yeah. got a thing on in Portland, so gonna plod around a bit along the way
@paprikapapaya yea. Vancouver was always pretty good tho, so I don't even know what to expect
@paprikapapaya not your part of the country, most likely, but yea to Vancouver at least
@Emmelinecady @janklausa sort of reminds me of https://t.co/FPwNvsikFk
@Emmelinecady @janklausa if you say it enough "cheeks" is a bit fucked too
@Emmelinecady @janklausa this is Classic Terrifying pic.twitter.com/CvtRQIgYzB
@Emmelinecady @janklausa this toner photo set makes me incredibly uncomfortable re: carcinogen pic.twitter.com/l34dEyDRPS
@Emmelinecady @janklausa do each of these have an actual role? or is it kind of a sum of parts sitch?
@paprikapapaya is there any good new Canadian vegan stuff or am I just gonna eat maple bikkies 24/7
@collindonnell better off without a case imo
@rodzajowo and doctors that are only open 2 days a week? (are they booked in at hospitals for the other days or what?)
@janklausa you: come over
me: can't, busy
you: sugar cane juice
me: pic.twitter.com/1dFoJtEt2d
@adafruit hi! not sure how you track typos (is there a public issue tracker?) but I found "montor" -> "monitor" on https://t.co/Xj6m4wL6CB
@EthicalVegnLife I haven’t had them in forever because it’s impossible to stop eating them. it’s science.
@EthicalVegnLife YES
@rodzajowo how is that even a thing?!
@tealandpurple "Hilarious meme quality is a direct indicator of High IQ." ok it was worth it
@tealandpurple I (do not???) very much want to visit those websites wow
@paprikapapaya yesterday was very much a two hot chocolates day. would recommend.
@paprikapapaya nah it's a question: "what's going on"
@paprikapapaya OKAY BUT scarn on on the hot choccy front?
@paprikapapaya when they show up just give them some of these pic.twitter.com/Kw5kg6xSkb
@cryptidfactor okay, that makes me feel a little better about flights being too expensive for me to get there :f
@EthicalVegnLife YO. THIS IS AWESOME.
@cloudapp I get that, but I already pay. I don't need to see ads for the product as a paying customer!
@grhmc OR, wow, use an opened MBP + velcro AS an laptop stand
@grhmc buy an old Mac Mini, and turn it into a laptop stand
@grhmc ðŸ‘
@cloudapp hiya, I'm a paid user, but I still have a "go pro for free" ad in my app. is that a bug, or a """"growth… https://t.co/uWiozhmG8A
@Palleas wait til I'm there then we can have a 911 party
@Palleas wait it shouldn't rain, that's not fair, it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeee
@Palleas give me like a week and a half
@Palleas I've been watching katkam and it looks like winter mist
@ratqueencartel yeah I have too many accounts in too many countries, I don't even know which is my german one these days
@ratqueencartel yeah, expired. can have it delivered to a German address but I cbf with paypal honestly
@ratqueencartel I need a new one :[
@ratqueencartel get a personalised one then. esp if you'll be there a bit
@brianleroux katkam looks like a foggy winter morning https://t.co/zTdX25mltZ
@ratkins @janklausa nah, I mean, I leave my phone in my pocket and just pull it out (without case :P) from time to time
@ratkins NO
@ratkins @janklausa does that include "using" a phone (i.e. maps)? or specifically talking? cos I do the former a _lot_
@cryptidfactor friends, are any of you going to International Cryptozoology Conference 2018 (… https://t.co/JXMxyqP5qp
@hexpet_ i saw a tRUCK today with (presumably) your last name in giant letters along the side and thought it would… https://t.co/NqrVSpc5jx
@janklausa @Palleas you fuckin tell me pic.twitter.com/LEBqcRdq3p
@Palleas the boat left without you. not a good sign. pic.twitter.com/CaVJY3EdZV
@Palleas can YOU drive a boat?
@janklausa alternate answer: no, kilometres
@janklausa don't think I really have enough? you're welcome to try and find a route if you're bored
so International Cryptozoology Conference 2018 is happening when I'll be in the US and I have a +1 ticket offered t… https://t.co/oC73v4ywAM
@janklausa @ratkins @QuadLockCase mate I remember your lime green case on your....6 Plus? 6s Plus?
@ratkins @janklausa @QuadLockCase iuno, I facetime'd my dad on my bike this morning. I'm pretty yolo about it all.… https://t.co/tX7Pk2Ux3u
@tealandpurple a few have closed, even :( depends your kiez though, they seem mostly dense north of Mitte
@ratkins apparently I'm even later. who the fuck uses cases on their phones? god
@JamesIllman13 !!!!!!!! congratulations on pushing through the last few days. can't imagine that was easy!
@CastIrony yeah, the website is my most reliable source of weather here in Germany. and yet.
@CastIrony and still US-only :(