The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 2014

@samgrover haha! excellent. it’s actually come in pretty handy - haven’t had grated paneer garnish since :)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to samgrover from Jodhpur, Rajasthan

@steipete @CastIrony @SuzanneWaldman it's added to salt in Germany iirc - in Austria too?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to steipete

@irldexter that’ll mean finding a printer :<

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Udaipur, Rajasthan

@leeeham accidents happen, man. me not judging you now banks me some non-judgement karma

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to leeeham from Madhuban, Udaipur

just made a sweet graphic to show Indian wait staff pic.twitter.com/kIEEhB2W3s

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Madhuban, Udaipur

@LisaKennelly all good. we'll become a remote company..suits me ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to LisaKennelly

@LisaKennelly even without most of those things, I'm a massive fan

via Twitter for Mac in reply to LisaKennelly

@SaltineJustine dear Justine,

there is no place in the world for snow ever no no nooo nonono noooooo sun 4eva

xo,
Josh

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SaltineJustine from Andheri East, Mumbai

@peralmq I like that perl is grouped with ruby and python

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Mascot, Sydney

@oh_pies almost as good as breakfast potato. (in chip form today!)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Mascot, Sydney

@peralmq ha :) literally just opened that in a tab 3 seconds before your tweet

via Twitter for Mac in reply to peralmq

@flickiter cool. I got yr imessage(+twitter) so we'll work it out. happy to work around you guys!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter hehe. iuno yet. I think I'll aim for ~3-4pm in syds, hit up some shops I need to, then yours ~5-6pm?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter @oh_pies oh whoa cool! mind if I print a couple of things? :D!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@oh_pies do you happen to have access to a printer at work? (or at home? /cc @flickiter)

via Twitter for Mac

@flickiter sweet! I got a date with that chemist tomorrow then :)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to flickiter from Katoomba, Blue Mountains

@ZuckerBaby ah cool! nye in berlin is certainly an experience :) if you need an recs, I got about a billion

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ZuckerBaby from Katoomba, Blue Mountains

@flickiter I gotta take a bunch to India. will find a jar somewhereeeee

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to flickiter from Katoomba, Blue Mountains

@dimsimkitty @ZuckerBaby @catherinemaths +1. I had a bunch of v. cheese and meat a week ago! no problem at all

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dimsimkitty from Lewisham, Sydney

@ZuckerBaby on the plus side it’s dark until like midday :P

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@oh_pies because you’re too excited for sausages imo. is the shop open tomorrow? and/or do you stock pro/bro-biotics?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Wollogorang, New South Wales

@averrer yeah, I sneak “soja” into my English often. never order coffee though so latte is still harshly Australian :)

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Monash, Canberra

@averrer Americans seem to be more “day-byew”. Australians I think are more “da-boo”. I think. I have no idea what I say

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@averrer I don't know how to say "debut" anymore

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@efcliz I'll do my Liz impression and take your spot, np

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@efcliz rad. my biggest issue will be booking trains. seems like everything is booked already :[

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@efcliz how'd ya go for vegan snax? seems like it's mad easy in the south

via Twitter for Mac in reply to efcliz

@efcliz a) put 'em in touch! b) any must-dos in any/all of that area? legit clueless, it was spontaneously booked

via Twitter for Mac in reply to efcliz

@efcliz ahh, awesome. first ~week will be Goa/Karnataka, then heading back north (eventually) to Delhi

via Twitter for Mac in reply to efcliz

@efcliz oh fuck! no way :( I'm heading there on Wednesday

via Twitter for Mac in reply to efcliz

@Heather_R I went canoeing and got sunburned :D!

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@efcliz oi you've been to India yeah? any tips? (that's such a broad question, jeez josh)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to efcliz

@ZuckerBaby I brought just carry on to oz, and jeez it made immigration/customs smooth. never checking a bag again :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ZuckerBaby

@oh_pies @flickiter @_spindles it'll be hard but we'll tip out a 40 (of sausages) in her memory

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@flickiter @oh_pies @_spindles (they're Veganarchy if that helps? dunno if you get them in syds)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to notjosh

@flickiter @oh_pies @_spindles feel like a couch-inhabiter on Tuesday? not sure what I can bribe with, but I got sausages today maybe?

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@sylmobile @abcnews thought the same. not “out of respect” but out of simply common sense and good taste

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to sylmobile from Monash, Canberra

@oh_pies @FlicLW whatevs, Real Menâ„¢ only care about the Bone Zoneâ„¢ anyway

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@flickiter location is a-okay for me. I use it for stuff because nerd

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to flickiter from Monash, Canberra

@flickiter ah. pain ruined a lot of my summer days this year too :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to flickiter from Greenway, Canberra

@flickiter hate those low energy/motivation days. then I feel guilty for “wasting” a blue sky day :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to flickiter from Greenway, Canberra

@Whakkee @ratkins if it makes you feel any better, I just put on a hoodie. bit fresh in the evenings

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Whakkee from Phillip, Canberra

@mattheworbit can be. but it’s a fuck of a lot cheaper than London, and let’s go with even more vegan friendly :D

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@actionbuses I'm trying to submit http://t.co/GDpR2tSu9h but it gives me no error/success message on submission. can you look into that?

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this avocado's "I'm ripe, eat me now!" day was yesterday :(

via Twitter for Mac

@ashfurrow the only silver lining I have for you is that it wasn't long ago that these matters weren't even surfaced

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@messycook @mattheworbit unless you're telling him to move to Berlin, you can all fuck off

via Twitter for Mac in reply to messycook

RT @Gary_BBGames: Too much VR. Just saw this photo and thought it was an Oculus Rift game http://t.co/BJFNpyeGsd

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taking a nap at 7pm wasn't such a hot idea (well, it was a great idea, but you know.)

via Twitter for Mac

@colincornaby I bet your tweets out sarcasm was the real tweet about sarcasm

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to colincornaby from Kingston, Canberra

@IsaChandra @TheScienceGuy if you asked me, HE’s the one showing you a lesson. up your duckface game, rookie

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to IsaChandra from Kingston, Canberra

@cadlymack @declandebarra @ashannlyle YES. I've been trying to get people on my team for years.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cadlymack

@pjf I do it by travelling and being jetlagged :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to pjf

can you tell how tired I was last night? http://t.co/xhFqGVTgvx #lolcommits

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@lumobodytech just quietly, sending (many) emails to existing customers offering discounts/deals on purchases is quite irritating

via Twitter for Mac

@Heather_R how cold could it be that you'd still go out for a Klondike Bar?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Heather_R

@daleharvey @brianleroux p.sure apt will work on Linux, but then arguing with X is always painful. Windows though? probably very stuck

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@svpofthings milked them little soy beans dry! it is this and it is so good: http://t.co/iKqu02mYuJ

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@oh_pies it's grandma-talk for "don't end up marrying posh spice"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@j_s_n_d wa-hey! 7 in the packet. it's the four leaf clover of crumpets

via Twitter for Mac in reply to j_s_n_d

@j_s_n_d I've been sans-crumpet for almost two years. so much ground to make up

via Twitter for Mac in reply to j_s_n_d

it’s a crumpets-and-chocolate-milk-for-dinner type of night tonigham

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Monash, Canberra

@flickiter my location is on every time I tweet from my phone!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to flickiter from Wanniassa, Canberra

@icelab I vaguely remember you guys hotdesking on desksnear.me. is that still something you do at all? happy to skillshare in exchange :)

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@amieteacake so many bugs! I just got in last night and it's bugville

via Twitter for Mac in reply to amieteacake

@irldexter not a terrible place to be at all :)

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@terryhope @teen_archer grate some cheese on top, put it on a crumpet. boom. gordon ramsay gold star.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to terryhope

@oh_pies SAME. and 5:35am and 4:35am and 3:35am BUT NOT 2:35am. that's sleep time.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@samuelgoodwin I don't think it should be much honestly. watches are "at a glance" devices. that's the context I'm using anyway

via Twitter for Mac in reply to samuelgoodwin

@projectid !!! just got the backer email. stoked that it's shaping up so good

via Twitter for Mac in reply to projectid

@terryhope so serious there's not even room for colour. "ho ho ho ho fuck you skin tones!"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to terryhope

@terryhope whoa new hhhhhhhhhavatar

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@id I had that dilemma at some point. then I realised I could just *not* eat meat and everything was actually easier

via Twitter for Mac in reply to id

@bex_is I’m back and forth around until straya day, npnp

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bex_is from Monash, Canberra

@bex_is hay are you Canberra or Melbourne these days?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Monash, Canberra

@teacuptempest it’s okay you can give me 10/10 without seeing them surely

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to teacuptempest from Monash, Canberra

@CanTeenAus awesome! I missed her last time I was in the country :) hopefully this time!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CanTeenAus from Haymarket, Sydney

@CanTeenAus hey, you might be able to save me a trip out to the office. is Michelle still the manager (?) for ACT/snsw?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Haymarket, Sydney

@alanQuatermain I just like that “arsetoast” is a home-row word. that was enough to sell me on switching

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to alanQuatermain from Newtown, Sydney

@projectid (other people write code too, just not the bugs. they're mine)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to notjosh

@projectid I write all the bugs for @clue. how have I not told you that before?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to projectid

@projectid suuuper happy to be working against that

via Twitter for Mac in reply to projectid

@steipete what were you on before? we're hitting some walls

via Twitter for Mac in reply to steipete

flyosity How long until MVP and agile enthusiasts realize that "just ship it" and "be embarrassed by your 1.0" mantras don't work for mobile apps?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Dec 15th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@veganza I don't know. I touched down in Sydney yesterday, and I have no idea what to expect. I hopehopehope it's calm.

via Twitter for Mac

@veganza I'm *really* worried about the response to this

via Twitter for Mac

@veganinbrighton a word to the wise: man planes aren't fun. airports doubly so :[

via Twitter for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton

in the country for an hour and I've already demolished a deck of Mintons. best welcome ever! thanks @flickiter and @oh_pies

via Twitter for Mac

@efcliz butts. AUS v IND test wrapped up yesterday or I'd suggest that :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to efcliz

@oh_pies @flickiter SIDEBAR: what is your address? and/or the best way to get there from the hairport?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to notjosh

@oh_pies @flickiter JUST A REMINDER. Monday night :D!

via Twitter for Mac

so @FritztheChat thinks smoked tofu looks like wombat poops

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@mattheworbit I’m told they have friends in that town so can totally hook you up! I’ll intro on fb later

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to mattheworbit from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@mattheworbit a (Swedish) coworker's partner is vegan. she talks about .sw vegan forums all the time. I'll see if I can intro you two!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mattheworbit

@mattheworbit oh nice! ps if you need Sweden/vegan tips at all, I KNOW PEOPLE

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mattheworbit

can’t tell if this person at the bus stop is dancing or just really cold

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@slobirdrop actually sang tht line to someone a couple of days ago

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to slobirdrop from Treptow, Berlin

"The API is simpler" is not the selling point you think it is. I read it as "The API is less powerful" when I want to do hard things

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@veganinbrighton been saving them. cracked into one today. holy fucking yesssssss

via Twitter for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton

@veganinbrighton oh man, those wag(g)on wheels. arrrgh.

via Twitter for Mac

@gandtlondon I kinda did, but kinda didn't. I flew to Gatwick, went to Brighton, then back to Gatwick. no time in actual London :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gandtlondon

@Palleas usually I'd make a snarky comment here, but fuck that. great work :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Palleas

soapachu Let's say 'babies eating' rather than 'women breastfeeding' and see how stupid the debate seems then.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Dec 7th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@Gary_BBGames separate branch. don’t want Xcode 6.2 polluting anything in storyboards etc.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Gary_BBGames from Treptow, Berlin

@brentriddell dunno yet. probably 4ish, but I've got a ton on tomorrow before that..so probably closer to 5 ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brentriddell

@annemette how many times do I have to tell you that I'm a genius?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to annemette

@brentriddell going to the vege/vegan christmas market tomorrow if you're interested?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brentriddell

@ratkins what's so special about the car that gets so many views?!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ianiv i had that from Virgin once. long story short, they honoured it even though it was kinda my fault

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ianiv from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@johannacherry well I uhhh obviously don’t have it ON me. it’s in safe keeping. very safe.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johannacherry from Berlin

@johannacherry (sidebar: I was in the country last weekend!)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johannacherry from Berlin

@johannacherry OH. I just loaded it on Twitter website. WHERE’S MY MAGNET?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johannacherry from Berlin

@johannacherry tweetbot isn’t loading them :( private account involved?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johannacherry from Berlin

@johannacherry WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HOW DOES IT TELATE TO MAGnETS?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johannacherry from Berlin

@johannacherry hahah I legit have no fucking idea what you’re on about

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@TeamMixture any way to add seats while you "review our plans"? this is blocking us.

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@cameronspickert @orta @irace @simjp fyi, the latest 10.10.2 update fixes the Chrome issues for me

via Twitter for Mac

I know aren't how people use Twitter anymore, but this pasty and sausage roll combo is A+

via Twitter for Mac

@IsaChandra if you run out, I’ll let you use one of mine

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to IsaChandra from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@jasonsanders I love the geotagging. seeing my radventures on a map

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonsanders

@jasonsanders ahhh. thought you had fancy iPhoto/Aperture whatevers

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jasonsanders

@irldexter yeah :) I was saying that I want to be able to USE @clue

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

“you need two things: long pants and your first period”

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