The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 2016

@irldexter I browse @nounproject when I’m bored sometimes

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@joseph_carney I built my first RN prototype last night. went fairly well, but loses some richness. worth investigating more :)

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@schwa they might discover chronological order next

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@rblimey I’ll say yes not knowing where that is. YES.

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@rblimey dunno ey. I’m in town Tuesday morning-Thursday morning. no real plans as yet besides hangs wit@messycookok and eating fairy floss

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@konradism puttin’ the rad in konradism. awesome.

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@rblimey oi lad, I’m in town for a coupla days next week if you want to grab a lemonade

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@songcarver I remember having a moment when I realised someone was not talking to me about their “cash problems”

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@CommBank meanwhile I’ve moved most of my funds t@ANZ_AUAU - the Dollarmite account I had since I was 4 is now finally dormant :(

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@CommBank hi! having used Apple Pay, I’d just like to add my voice to the chorus of those waiting for CBA to offer it. <3

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@kcgreenn what is the secret to your successful career of Internetâ„¢?

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@cosmocatalano I’m waiting for airlines to allow free checked bicycles as they do with golf clubs. then we’ll be set with corporate forever

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@samuelgoodwin there will be an aggressive growth strategy, yes :D

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@teen_archer I’d bring you donuts but they’re shut as hell today so I WILL BRING YOU NOTHING

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“it’s like uber, but for donuts”

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@janklausa what’d you end up with?

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@zuzu ooo, I was there once :D they had vegan hotdogs, which was as good of a reason as any to see a ball game

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@janklausa srsly the Farpoint looks far less dick than 99.99999% of backpacks and I value it for that

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@janklausa (bonus is they don’t actually look totally “lol I’m going hiking”)

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@janklausa I have https://t.co/nlhak3HFzy (but prev gen) and 10000% recommend it. laptop sleeve, even

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@janklausa carry-on/travel? or daily commute? or?

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@samuelgoodwin I finally sorted out my pushy this week, and god it’s nice to be riding again

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@imyke @mattalexand (but you should totally do a round two on vlcnr stickers :D)

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@imyke @mattalexand welp, I just listed to the Bionic back catalogue and. you know. thanks for NOTHING <3

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@justMaku what was that iOS game you were playing the other day?

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@acht @veganinbrighton well then :P also any tips for rad things to see/do are welcome, unless you hATE DOING THINGS????

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@acht @veganinbrighton any tips/advice for Vienna + Austria?

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@VeganCyclist yeah, as if crits don’t hurt enough :) I’m unfit as hell so won’t be competitive, but it’s a good landmark to train for

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@VeganCyclist ha, same :) thinking of signing up for a crit in a month. it looks like fun! https://t.co/rgEdE0nUkf

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@justMaku something something wow something internet

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@SlackHQ is desktop app performance a priority soon? 90%+ CPU, 1.2gb RAM despite being relatively idle :( any tips?

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@Palleas nice post on type erasure! :)

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@ashfurrow you mean, one of those people that use “-ize” over “-ise”? :(

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@janklausa that was a good day for me too. celebrate with a hat

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@SaraMG but I think a) being Commonwealth and b) having an EU residence permit got me off pretty easily

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@SaraMG I was going to UK a couple of years ago and didn’t know address or real name (only internet name) of who was picking me up

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@SaraMG a distant second to the USA for non-citizens though :(

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@steveriggins @migs647 @SlackHQ it’s (afaik) because the source could be ~in the cloud~ and dragging it means it still needs fetching

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@oh_pies I was going to say atrophy is close, but it’s just trophy with another letter pronounced differently HM

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@steveriggins @migs647 @SlackHQ (10.12 gives NSFilePromiseProvider and NSFilePromiseReceiver, which makes it possible)

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@steveriggins @migs647 @SlackHQ until 10.12, you couldn’t drag onto desktop either

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@PandaWithCookie cool! shall I PayPal (or other?)? what else do you need?

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@steveriggins it works for me, but it works about as reliably as AirDrop works instead of the Apple “it just works”, y’know?

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@steveriggins is it not stupid slow for you? it takes at least 3 seconds for me, and fails 1 in 3 times :(

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@dotsandco hi! feature request: don’t send push notifications that “emily misses you” when all levels are complete! <3

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@PandaWithCookie hi! do you still make little plushies? fancy making another Puckles?

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@oh_pies I was going to fav this but maybe that’d be misconstrued but instead: jesus fucking what

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@JamieKimHay I’d avoid it, pretty much all the babies got rabies

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@bunterberg try getting an appointment to the Ausländerbehörde :(

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@artasbartas @n26 it’s a bank, not a social network. I consider that data as mine, not public, in any shape or form.

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@artasbartas @n26 data is fine when it’s your data to share. user data is less okay to share. transparency on *your own* data is great too!

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@artasbartas @n26 good lord. remind me never to use MoneyBeam comments ever. I consider that pretty private data, and there it is in public.

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going through the Twitter apps that have access to my account, and noticed some time travel pic.twitter.com/s2cZPbXS6H

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as if having cancer isn’t enough, stressing about something as stupid as masculinity ain’t gonna help https://t.co/15bocJFh69

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@bicycletouring dang, that’s hard times. fingers crossed and high fives from one survivor to another :)

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@n26 I’d prefer that my bank didn’t mine my transfer comments and publicise it

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@earthxsucks for you to share with other people (i.e. entire families) right though

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@davidseth now just add all the data protection, verification, auditing and logging and you’ll start to see the problem :P

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@jordanborth I was stoked that Berlin was a launch country. so good to have it on desktop, too!

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@ashfurrow in my shame, I got that wrong last year via NSScanner, without using `localizedScannerWithString`. so much embarrassment.

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@paprikapapaya (it’ll turn back when you go home but still! it’s cool!)

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@paprikapapaya silver jewellery will react with all the sulfur and turn black!

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@gilfer I do like that in a civilised (and fairly discriminatory) nation like ~France~ you don’t have to go far to find a squat toilet

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@gilfer probably time to bring out the big guns: https://t.co/I2DLRRsxrW

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@GeekAndDad it’s fun leaving AU and arriving in the US *before* leaving

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@samishah and, uh, c) thanks for creating. just in general. keep creating.

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@samishah and b) the Earshot series was great. the “Islamophobic” vs “Muslim-phobic” distinction was nice :)

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@samishah hey! a) been catching up on your early podcasts. ironically a bunch whilst on long drives.

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@paprikapapaya nope, just in a void between dimensions. the usual, you know?

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@CastIrony I am sad @cursebird is gone, so I could find the intelligent people on Twitter…

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@id how do you know what character you’re backspacing though? to me that reads as “=/=“, not “!=“ y’know? maybe it’s just conditioning

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a oh wow, it gets worse? imap.netspace.net.au doesn’t offer SSL (port 993 blocked). how can I access Netspace SSL IMAP?

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a (the iiNet and Netspace UIs render identically, so I’d assumed it was only an alias, not *actually* different)

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a oh dang, it was user error. it’s an old Netspace account, and I was usinmail.iinet.net.auRu

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@ratkins @ashfurrow but maven, gems, etc are drastically different?

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@ashfurrow @ratkins in this example, Date is a first-party class in JS. and oh boy is it awful.

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a (I do have my AU mobile here which can receive calls at local rates, if it gets to that point)

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a invoice from yesterday has invoice number 80756235

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a I can, sure, but I’d rather not pay international call costs if it can be avoided! can it be addressed over email?

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a ha, easier said that done. I’m currently abroad. doable over email maybe?

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@iiNet @iiNaz_a okay. is there a status page to reflect this? I could only find ADSL status page, not your systems status

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@iiNet @iiLeoY nope, still out. only getting a “login failed”, when using the same password as before (@1Passwordword, so isn’t a typo!)

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@johannacherry Silo, Five Elephants if those even exist, and, uh, no I don’t know

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@VeganCyclist did you see the men’s? pretty similar finishing fields, considering

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@VeganCyclist nuts how much impact that descent has had on the races

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@iiNet any reason why webmail & IMAP would be inaccessible at the moment? (i.e. my end or yours?)

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@stephbelding HA, NO WAY. I was watching the Olympic men’s road race via some CBC stream and “wait I know that face!” during an ad break

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@steveriggins pretty sure last year there were a few “iOS 9” references too

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@ashfurrow neato. I’m still on Sublime, after trying to like Atom. might give VSC a shot then eh

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@ashfurrow yupyup, fairo. enjoying it, or still evaluating it?

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@ashfurrow what’re you using VSCode for? React Native stuff, or?

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@earthxsucks like, I’m pretty sure check it out is the best thing in the universe. thx for the intro

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@blusterpolitik @JohnSafran c..can you put that up for download somehow? 10/10 would pay for it

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@brentriddell as long as Snapchat keeps showing me things in a sensible order, there’s no contest for me :(

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@dyballnoble @cloudapp ahh, right! can you reflect that in the UI? “$” is, for me, very ambiguous at this point ;)

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@CastIrony that any president can do that on their own seems pretty weird to me though? “lol what judicial system?”

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@dyballnoble @cloudapp ha, could be any number of a few things: I’m Australian, live in Germany, lived in Canada. likely Canadian acct?

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@dyballnoble @cloudapp oh cool! that’s much more reasonable then :) glad to hear it

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