The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

November 2012

bebecaca BACON. Bacon is why I can never be a vegetarian.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Nov 30th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@ratkins infinite construction last I was there

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@CattyAgony I KNOW FOR A FACT THERE ARE. BUT I'D BE SO OUT OF THE LOOP :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CattyAgony

@CattyAgony I NEED SOMETHING TO WATCH FIRST. WHAT SHOULD I WATCH? HOMBRE MUCHACHO

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CattyAgony

@i2pi visitor visa, unfortunately. almost worth getting a work visa for the SSN

via Twitter for Mac in reply to i2pi

@i2pi so I just got another taunting email from Simple. any way to let sans-SSN customers on board yet? :(

via Twitter for Mac

@i2pi Fred Meyer allegedly had some, and world market on like burnside and nw 23rd (ish) has some coming in eta 1-2 weeks

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to i2pi from Portland, OR

@i2pi downside: general unavailability of vegemite in Portland. world market has none in the entire country at the moment :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to i2pi from Portland, OR

just did my twice-yearly "login to linkedin" session

via Twitter for Mac

@ZuckerBaby haha, I'm not sure how I feel about this

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ZuckerBaby

@egyptynlvr hey what was that sweet azn dish you made me get that was good? B&B? I forget like a motherfucker

via Twitter for Mac

LACHLANKANONIUK @CommBank hey i think u should change 'dollarmites' to 'yolomites' to appeal 2 younger generation, kids earn 'mad swag' etc. thoughts?

via web (retweeted on 3:20 AM, Nov 28th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@WestCoastyMo ahhh! where in the states were you? cauliflower = jealous :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to WestCoastyMo

fyi, for nexus cartfail, try: window.setInterval(function() { document.getElementsByClassName("buy-button-price")[1].click(); }, 2000);

via Twitter for Mac

"Due to high demand, your order could not be processed. Please try again later."

via Twitter for Mac

@CupcakeKitteh not sure! I use a prepaid SIM card with my iPhone - I might have needed ID, but if so, just my passport? I forget :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CupcakeKitteh

@CupcakeKitteh basically, they're paranoid I'm a) living here permanently b) working illegally. neither are the case. hard to convince them!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CupcakeKitteh

@CupcakeKitteh I need a "meaningful departure" (i.e. not to Canada). El Salvador in January might count..but 1+yr of "no employment"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CupcakeKitteh

@CupcakeKitteh weeee! my visa stamp expires May 1.. haha. this timing could be unfortunate if I don't get a new one :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CupcakeKitteh

@CupcakeKitteh cool! when are you over? and can you bring Mintons? :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CupcakeKitteh

@gandtlondon lovely :) I miss you guys, I hope things are going well for you.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gandtlondon

someone said "hey dad", but no one gets the "I'm only a little kid" response :(

via Twitter for iPhone from Silverton, OR

@herestheveg it's my pre-thanksgiving warm up. I think I'm going to have regrets for all of my eating decisions over the next few days

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to herestheveg from Portland, OR

three servings of "Tater Puffs" for dinner

via Twitter for Mac

Android has made "jank" into a technical term in common use. how peculiar.

via Twitter for Mac

I'm going to get married and write "poop" on the wedding certificate

via Twitter for Mac

@leeeham whoa, that's definitely good news. I didn't really care 'til you mentioned that, haha

via Twitter for Mac in reply to leeeham

"Spread your nuts on a sheet and toast them until just browned."

via Twitter for Mac

@WeAreAustralia (I'm listening to Bodyjar to somehow make it all okay though..)

via Twitter for Mac

@WeAreAustralia I'm Australian. it's grey. and it's rainy. and it's cold. I'm residing in Portland, OR, USA though.

via Twitter for Mac

DrMiaow Free Pussy Riot ads in 352 bus in Sydney. pic.twitter.com/iGINmr6L

via Camera on iOS (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Nov 18th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

the App Store app being broken helps me feel better about myself: pic.twitter.com/cDJGA2CL

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@oh_pies will they melt? it's hot there now, yeah?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies from Portland, OR

@for_esme @mattheworbit I've just been to food fight. there will be a few in the mail tomorrow - fight amongst yourselves!

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@mattheworbit sure! I'll be near food fight today, easy to drop in and grab some

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattheworbit from Portland, OR

@mattheworbit sir I'm going to need an address for that one

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattheworbit from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya quick trip! seems like you've packed a ton in!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya

saying "I'm excited" like Big Kev but only getting blank stares

via Twitter for Mac

@oh_pies was it in all caps, no punctuation? a la "EAT MORE SALT LOVE MUM"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

hey, think about throwing a few bucks into the @wikipedia hat, yeah? #keepitfree https://t.co/PSAkHoI7

via Twitter for Mac

interested in art, science, technology and community? check out HOLO magazine on Kickstarter: http://t.co/FJNjvBNE

via Twitter for Mac

@oh_pies @flickiter oh rad! was wondering :) because Canadian thanksgiving has already happened.. :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@daleharvey eh, not sure about improvements. I think I'll be writing more bugs :) adding an API layer. might see what I can pick up..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to daleharvey

@dewind oh nice, I look forward to playing with it! you involved with it?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to dewind

@rblimey only to copy things onto my iDevice. nothing else. nothing. at. all.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rblimey

@ratkins I'm gonna try this lib on a prototype and see how it goes

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

dear iTunes,
wtf?
love, @notjosh

via Twitter for Mac

@ratkins eh, that's not satisfying at all :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ratkins I haven't looked at it yet. I'd been thinking about it though - if it were done with a pre-processor with low-runtime overhead, np!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ndpittman aw yiss. I'm not a fan of salted chocolate, but that's pretty much exactly how I'd go about it :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ndpittman

@ndpittman oh? tell me more! I'm currently staring down the barrel of this: pic.twitter.com/zFLftsgR

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ndpittman from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya weeee! that place is lovely! happyhappy memories there :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya

@nativeband makes me wish I were still in Eurovilla. enjoy the tour! :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to nativeband

@daleharvey what OS is yay running? gonna do some dev, wanna match environments.

via Twitter for Mac

@lig I didn't know you'd left :) well, welcome back!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to lig

@Emmelinecady !!!! I HAVE 6 MIGHTY-O DONUTS IN MY POSSESSION AND HALF OF A PIZZA. AND BAGELS BECAUSE JEW

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

at a kimya show, one of the other bands covered suicidal tendencies. night saved!

via Twitter for iPhone from Seattle, WA

@teacuptempest omg same. we're totally twins basically. separated at birth except bendigo

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Seattle, WA

@teacuptempest excellent. I will bring you a bracelet that says hamgina

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Seattle, WA

@teacuptempest this is why you're my one and only silkworm, ashka <3

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Seattle, WA

@fwrnando interesting. will look when I have more than my phone

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fwrnando from Seattle, WA

@pjf between exchanges was..tolerable. but to suburbs where I was staying was once every two hours or so, between 10 and 6ish. blargh.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pjf from Portland, OR

@pjf I was shocked how few services ran on weekends. completely inadequate for non-drivers with things to do

via Twitter for Mac in reply to pjf

@ReneeMBM yup. but I also feel bad shitting on peoples parades, so I've been quiet post-election.. but it's everrryyyywhere! driving me nuts

via Twitter for Mac

FINALLY just finished Tiny Tower. all levels, all missions, all achievements, 100% dream jobs! /cc @berikv

via Twitter for Mac

@cfsmtbation anecdotally, I never had any real trouble. busy, sure (and likely getting busier), but never gridlock. parking sucked though

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cfsmtbation

@cfsmtbation p.good problem to have. however Dutch cyclists are some of the worst road users I've ever come across

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cfsmtbation

@ianiv locked via AT&T - "iPhone Unlock Pending". found out I could buy from AT&T instead of Apple and got lucky with in-store stock

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ianiv

@ianiv some days you just get lucky.. maybe it's the iPhone 5 helping :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ianiv

I'm sending a fax. for the first time this millennium. to a phone company.

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

when someone says "Jesus", I often think they're going to say "gzip"

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@morganrosepdx it's okay if it happens once, but it was a fairly recurring theme

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx from Portland, OR

"they'll print a map out for you on the computer" - sounds impractical.. I'd print on paper personally

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@silpeen regular butt cancer? or butt butt cancer?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to silpeen from Portland, OR

@tothewestside word. not an explanation I really care to listen to.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tothewestside from Portland, OR

@WestCoastyMo focus on taking out good letters (mostly vowels), and guard them the best you can!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestCoastyMo from Portland, OR

@Quimberla heading up on Sunday, back on Monday! could do a lunchy/snacky typed thing perhaps?

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@Quimberla hey how close to Seattle are you?

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

"I could easily be vegetarian, but I don't really cook"

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@futurecat @n1k0 yep :( I'm here, but with no SSN. saddest of faces :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to futurecat

@gsths I want to stuff @Emmelinecady into a suitcase (creepy?) and fly over sooooon

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gsths from Portland, OR

now I'm beating the cat with the straw

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

I'm chewing the opposite end of a straw with a cat. it's simultaneously weird, gross and adorable

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@nickymreid I think life would pretty much continue as normal for just about all of us, regardless of outcome

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nickymreid from Portland, OR

@teacuptempest @blue_cupcakes I am stuck in America, amidst this nonsense. OBAMA WILL SAVE THE UNIVERSE, BLAH BLAH

via Twitter for Mac in reply to teacuptempest

@fdotsanchez you know, it's weird that people actually believe that

via Twitter for Mac in reply to fdotsanchez

@oh_pies at least 1AUD is like 50039248USD, right?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@ellamorton huh, who knew? I was left shaking after nearly not being let back in a couple of days ago. filthy Australian blood, y'know?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ellamorton

polling hasn't even opened in some states, yet @theage is happy to assert "US poll too close to call", talking of lawsuits. nice.

via Twitter for Mac

@belmontstation I hear rumours that you guys have Vegemite - can you confirm/deny?

via Twitter for Mac

@enneff found it. needs more "show us where ya piss comes from, sheila"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to enneff

@egyptynlvr sleep will help you retain information and recall it better.. sacrifice some study for some sleep

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@mattgemmell think you'd still want bigger fonts if they were retina?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mattgemmell

three PDX police officers onboard to extract three passengers. still better than greyhound

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

xslim iPad Mini fitting @berikv in @xaton pic.twitter.com/CZzQlt12

via Camera on iOS (retweeted on 12:29 PM, Nov 2nd, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

@Emmelinecady phone is hip, edgy, doesn't get told what to do. what an asshole.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Emmelinecady from Greater Vancouver, British Columbia

I replaced my phone yesterday.. it's nice to have a device that doesn't reboot itself a few times a day

via Twitter for iPhone from Greater Vancouver, British Columbia

I was just hugged by a kiwi. what happens now? I'm afraid.

via Twitter for iPhone from Greater Vancouver, British Columbia

@flickiter I have two boxes on the table! AND five jars of speculoos!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter COME TO VANCOUVER. EVEN THOUGH I WON'T BE HERE THEN

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@irldexter @skitch @evernote the entire product quality has slumped massively :(

via Twitter for Mac