@ericaavey but have you had avocado?
@osobinka I know it’s hard to believe. but. :)
@SVPofThings when I come back to town, we’re getting currywurst.
@SVPofThings LET. IT. GO. join us.
after a few frustrated attempts at GLSL shaders, @Swamp_CHristmas patiently helped me. result: bilateral filtering! hi.notjo.sh/452G1u2z3f2K
@SaltineJustine \o/
@gilfer but when you’re THERE in person, soaking in the atmosphere on the Links, it’s a whole ‘nother game
RT @StudioMoniker: 🌬🎈💥! https://t.co/3x34X6rUlS
@Ghentleman a mate’s mate pronounced Dorito like “dorra-toâ€. legend.
@Ghentleman mmm Dorito string..theory
@Ghentleman HOW long is a piece of string???????
turns out there’s such a thing as “too many nachosâ€
@SaltineJustine it’s like, a baked potato shop. might even be called “the baked potato shopâ€. might not be. I FORGET.
@SaltineJustine there’s a place there with reasonable vegan haggis? suss it out :)
@janklausa “fun†hhahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha
@janklausa oh. rip. let me know when you find a useful alternative
@janklausa I mean, if I had to guess: a flight to ~somewhere~, or obsessing over Neko Atsume, or quit your job, or ..went vegan?
@janklausa literally no idea
@ashfurrow if it’s just to fetch (mostly) read-only docs from work, I just use the web UI
@ashfurrow for what, exactly? work stuff? personal “backup� config sync?
@flickiter @dimsimkitty @oh_pies dang. weirdly my cousin was asking about it, haha. can’t let family down :D
@flickiter yes
@petsound dang, I have good memories from that place. sad :(
@silpeen I bet it’s not freezing there, even if it’s touristy
@silpeen why are you leaving? :(
@li3n3 ha, it’s below freezing here. took a moment to remember I’m in another hemisphere. stupid planet.
@silpeen take me with you <33
@BrittA2211 🚀
@MsRachyDoodle @luckythespider solution: centrelink pissup
@oh_pies mum has/had a 3br townhouse and it’s small by au standards but it’s probably 4x bigger than where I live, stupid
@SaraMG “JET FUEL! STEEL BEAMS!†is my interview tactic. never fails.
@gilfer a) how’d you hold out so long? b) why now?
@ashfurrow “ho ho, it’s 23°, let’s play in the park!â€
@SVPofThings that’s barely chocolate at that point imo
@Ghentleman pulling down HTML in Swift, out to a JS VM for scraping, then loading JSON back into Swift. stop me before I hurt someone/me?
@janklausa trojan-horse.gif
@janklausa yeah but you’ll ship to millions of users. I can pretty much name everyone I shipped to
@janklausa WHAT
@earthxsucks oi like, coffee or whatever soon?
(to balance it out, it also has a pile of logic in JS. witchcraft.)
I guess technically I shipped my first Swift code today. long overdue.
this happens often /cc @SlackHQ pic.twitter.com/SeuZTxuyyM
@earthxsucks I got mine, so
@earthxsucks is it arcteryx tho
@samotage I got the non-chrono feed about 3 weeks ago. haven’t really used the app since. :(
@samotage ah right, sorry, misread. assumed it closed on startup or some such.
@samotage what happens when you open it?
@ratkins that day already? shit
@flickiter STRAYAAAAAAAAA
@ratkins @samuelgoodwin not that I know of? I’ve always used Apple keyboards just fine
@ZuckerBaby “sorry, I’m Belgian(/Austrian)†“dammitâ€
@samuelgoodwin I tried Colemak when I was on Android and it was so weird. can’t roll “ars†etc
@samuelgoodwin it’s weird my thumbs can still touchtype(ish) QWERTY on iOS, but I have no chance on a full keyboard
@samuelgoodwin rad. you’re about the only other person I know that does. milhouse.jpg
@LGnome I flew into SYD they day of the siege. we had live video and wifi. that both sucked and was amazing.
@LGnome wait for “<your flight number> has disappeared from tracking radarâ€
@icelab that’s kind of the best idea for a blog ever
@samuelgoodwin do you use Colemak? :)
@BrittA2211 what show?
@oh_pies or trumanshow.jpg???
@oh_pies morpheus&neo.jpg
@oh_pies ONE BIG LONG LIFETIME MEME
@oh_pies or were you always a meme
@smbarne @steipete I’ll keep blaming Apple for this ;) I’ll file a radar every time I typo a string that the compiler doesn’t find
@justMaku “people, not places†gets repeated in my head alllll the time
@VeloHuman @Cyclocosm HEY. just wanted to say: thank you for the Recon Ride podcasts. v.much appreciated.
@steipete there’s a string keypath typo in there too :( that’ll break your heart to debug
@searchingfortao I find it useful for simple stuff, but it’s awful as a project management tool :(
@louieckim leave the Mickey Mouse ears home
@louieckim make an un-special trip for him
@veganinbrighton (I don’t know how you do it. at all.)
@veganinbrighton oh nice! thought you’d left if you’re getting tots and burgers :) ha
@veganinbrighton where’s home these days?
@ericaavey if you haven’t seen where that gif is from, then: https://t.co/6NgbfsyM54
@ericaavey summer of mullet 2016?
@workingkills “eat. sleep. repeat.†imo
@coveloper fortunately everyone I know has a Dropbox account ;)
@janklausa I was short a DEVELOPERS on that. whoops.
@janklausa you’re probably the worst DEVELOPER DEVELOPER DEVELOPERS that I know, basically
@janklausa was the first one I’d ever seen and curiosity overtook my pride. now I live in shame.
@oh_pies is “just going through a phase†a diagnosis these days?
@janklausa more people in there than last time I was at a Microsoft store
@prostheticknowl ahh that was yesterday? I wish I was on that side of the planet
@petsound @schukin (I’d love it though. just feels a long way off before it’s doing more good than hassle)
@petsound @schukin I’ve yet to have anything particular close to helpful, besides trivial things like “will it rain later?â€
@janklausa still, I always expect to be yelled at for at least ten minutes
@janklausa how on earth
@cfsmtbation my heater turned on right when he took the front in the sprint, which (weirdly) chops my TV signal. worst fucking timing, hah
@paprikapapaya it’s not as exciting as it sounds, I promise
@Ghentleman HA.
@paprikapapaya nahhhh I don’t think so. there’s a longer story, but “probably not†is the short answer
mashed up some Mapbox with Bing (for elevation data) to plot ride data. I like when things are easy :) pic.twitter.com/qdmEE2kAnE
@janklausa good luck, friend. nice knowin’ ya.
also, when digital downloads are capped. I have “2 remaining downloads†of a thing I paid for.
it confuses me that for digital downloads, services charge (often substantially) more for FLAC than mp3
@louieckim USA! USA! USA!
@Emmelinecady @nancycdhill ARSTAUWVRSaorsetn aonaw hfoafyup
@fwrnando you were right the first time ðŸ´
@Ghentleman ALL OF THEM
@dimsimkitty @instagram damn you. why am I cursed?
@janklausa uh, dunno. was probably a week ago. might be a week from now. who’s counting?
@janklausa wanna bet?
@janklausa worse sense of humour than all of Germany put together
@janklausa it will be after I send some tweets mentioning you. “WE DON’T UNDERSTAND JOKESâ€
time to delete 80ish period tracking apps from my phone. end of a particularly strange era to note, I suppose
@janklausa that’s the least of your issues, pal
@janklausa wonder if they’ll reverse it, or if my account is flagged :(
I’m bummed at how little I us@instagramam since the algorithmic feed showed up. I miss it, but it’s pretty awful now :(
@kouky did you jump to ANZ? or already had an account?
@luckythespider hahah I’ll make a creepy doll you can call Josh and put it on your shelf and kiss it everaSDFAWIFAWLKASDFadfa’’ NO
@luckythespider KISS KISS, SILKWORM
@Gary_BBGames iOS Snow Mountain Pasadena
@skwashd wifi won’t work over water? it does o@EtihadAirwaysys, which I truly love.
every Minor Threat song ever, all at once: https://t.co/eTJZCZEIGp
@skwashd “that could happen at any time! to any of us! any moment now!â€
@janklausa make ipa great again
@janklausa ask not what your ipa can do for you, but what you can do for your ipa
@janklausa AND THUS SMALL case closed
@janklausa and the other one? libswiftCore.dylib is p.hueg also
@janklausa AND?
@janklausa (out of context that tweet sounds v.wrong. how about “decompress the archive and take a look�)
@janklausa unzip it and take a look
@ericaavey snoregasm
@Beryllium9 had contactless bank cards previously?
@RealNickHodge they’ve had HomeKit and Siri for a while, so it was always only a matter of time until they came together
opened Instagram for the first time in about a week. first post is “5 days ago†from a relatively distant contact. algorithms!
@Catfish_Man it never has for me. it’s probably not the same flavour, but it’s not the same disgusting soapiness
@sealfur ðŸ»!
@sealfur it’s a homebrew thing, not a keybase thing. but a+ good either way :)
@RealNickHodge 4mbit/s is enough for anyone* (*kill me now pls)
@workingkills @janklausa supernoji
@janklausa codesign emoji
@janklausa avocado emoji
@janklausa I made guacamole
@dimsimkitty how is Stan compared to Netflix etc?
@louieckim ~internet hugs~
@irldexter there’s a neat soviet sculpture/monument park. that’s kinda neat. (accessible on public transport)
@CommBank yeah, I don’t want to go either (been with CBA since I was 3!). but “stay tuned†is as good as silence without a timeline attached
@justMaku there’s an Australian bank I’m thinking of opening an account of because of  Pay /cc @CommBank @ANZ_AU
@justMaku no banks I’m with support it. fucking cool.
@BrittA2211 LET ME OUUUUT
@sylmobile yes.
@twinfold KATTER 4 PREZ 2016
@workingkills !no
@workingkills whoa
@workingkills let me teach you about mild cynicism and saying no :P
@workingkills you never say that word :P captain optimistic!
@workingkills haaaa
@brentriddell yeah from what I can tell they’re activating per-country (it started in NZ?). dunno though. it’s awful. I stopped using it.
@noir “used toâ€, he says :(
@incanus77 I’ve been seeing a grief counsellor, and her general take is “if you’re getting out of bed at all for 3mths, you’re doing wellâ€
@averrer haven’t seen new pics in a bit actually! ha :) another job soon, but not rushing. summer is good for not rushing.
@averrer back to Berlin. my cat is there and I miss her so much :)
@averrer mid-late June, yeah. another month with glasses should be long enough to decide if they’ve helped
@averrer yeah. I saw a doctor in Germany that wanted my old results from Australia so I’ll take them back when i go. fingers crossed!
@averrer whack-a-mole
@averrer my biggest issue is worrying where to start. so many options, none of which are actually likely to help
@averrer sometimes, apparently. but often not. people are doing all sorts of (relatively extreme) things. understandably, of course
@johannacherry is that like an ivory poacher?
@averrer forums seem pretty treacherous. lots of “I dunno, I started taking epilepsy medicine???†where results are so hit/miss
@averrer I’m not sure how long it should take. 2 days later, no difference..but brains/pain are weird after long-term issues
@averrer it’s probably overdue. only a mild prescription, but I’m trying something new to fix my headache. experiment!
@brentriddell posts are out of chrono order though, so it’s effectively dead to me :(
@averrer give or take :) occasional cough, but I’m functioning enough to go for an eye test and get glasses, ha.
@ericaavey if you want a hookup around wildenbruchstr, lmk. might be too far outta your way
@earthxsucks yen
@ericaavey get a better doctor, yo. my local has only ever made me wait 10mins. weird opening hours but
@twinfold I looked it up :( my suburb is not in the 3yr plan. stuck with 2mbit until 2019+ at this stage. incredible.
@ijansch which is messy, but it’s an alternative at least :(
@ijansch using bitbucket/gitlab for private+archived projects seems to work. github for “coreâ€/active projects
@ijansch it works for Slack. I feel like they could make “archive†private repos free (no issues/wiki/etc) a la 10k msg limit on free Slack
@samgrover it was different architecture afaik. web app proxied through Android bg process, instead of talking to server itself
@samgrover hmm, they used to have a webapp that only worked with any desktop (though maybe only in Chrome?) with Android phones
@samgrover iirc it only worked on Android?
@samgrover 51mb for the OS X app, though? good lord
@samgrover christ. that took a while! glad it’s here now though, ha
@mattheworbit @jameshultgren I used to have one years ago. it whipped cream and eggwhite (lol, forever ago) p.well
@mattheworbit @jameshultgren it did the job for a sammich. not like I’m selling it or sum’n
@mattheworbit @jameshultgren no but I DID make pesto with a Bamix, a bowl and a teatowel
@sylmobile only just
@sylmobile Canberra is trying to act a bit more like autumn