@PepperHeartsU aw, that’s an a+ photo, lady. eat much Ronald’s donuts please.
@oh_pies potato sandwiches
@terryhope today @Emmelinecady and I walked around berlin in matching hoodies. with sleeves, but still some kind of vegan gang/cult of two
@gilfer it looks like it'd be hard to really know what you can do - hack this thing, explode that, listen to this. too many options?
@declandebarra jesus fucking christ, man :/
@orta "oh yeah, you need the latest provisioning profile, duh" - me, aghast, that I recognise issues at a glance now :(
@BrittA2211 you mean your special…aunti.imgur.com/hoZ4OAt.jpgXf
@gilfer Godwin 'slaw. nom.
@wtabs whatever they were nazis in Japan too before the bomb. probably, I dunno
@wtabs come to Berlin ya stooge
the morning-after-guilt when you realise you left dirty dishes on a coworker’s desk after being distracted when locking up
@BrittA2211 it's okay, Google Play doesn't allow porn/"erotic content" either. wonder if Microsoft do :)
@GeekAndDad over how long? I’ve had 216 since age 12 or 13 and also 13 since age 16. they’ve both stuck since
oh good, Chrome notifications are back in my menu bar after I disabled them. that's exactly what I wanted. thanks @google!
@VeganNomNoms 13 because..well..13 :) I've always liked 216 though. it's 6*6*6 (nothing satanic, I just like the numbers)
@VeganNomNoms excellent
@VeganNomNoms 13 and 216 are mine. both! and cool! how long until you're off again?
@VeganNomNoms also, when are you in town?
@VeganNomNoms why!
@jfpoole it's lucky I can't drink coffee, because I'd cross continents to find that brew
@paprikapapaya ¡soy jesus!
@paprikapapaya YES. this is why I eat so much soy. one day..
@Beryllium9 not at all :) I have two favourites: 13 and 216. why 81? 3^4?
@mustefaJ @bitmakerlabs @sidramatik sure! josh at helloclue dot com. even if we haven't got anything then, we'd be happy to make intros :)
@bitmakerlabs @sidramatik what's it gonna take? ;) there's a chair with your name on it. I'll keep dreaming :)
@sidramatik @bitmakerlabs ace!
@sidramatik tangentially related: know any UX/IxD folk in (or keen on moving to) Berlin?
what’s your favourite number?
@caitlinstasey A+ perfect spelling 100% record
CookSuck not *everyone* from australia who goes to bali
@ratkins Scienceâ„¢
@ratkins it's a stable state now at least :)
@acht haha, there's an Android app with this review: "I hate dog they are stupid DO NOT GIT THIS GAME"
@PepperHeartsU so it's like owning a cat, gotcha
@waxpancake @zefrank there’s a tool b@cosmocatalanono that in breaks archive itemscosmocatalano.com/zefrank/yn
@oh_pies oh shit. best bff forever ever
@oh_pies on the way to Berlin?
@oh_pies road trip to berlin
@brentriddell I'll shower you in 5c pieces when I'm a kajillionaire, sucker
@terryhope want me to cut you in? such easy money
@j_s_n_d I can cut you in if you want to send your ID over too?
if I scan my ID and send my details, a US Army general on Skype will give me a few hundred thousand bucks. best Sunday!
@carltonkirby wow. that's much worse than I realised. fingers hugely crossed
@teacuptempest WELCOME TO YOUR LUTEAL PHASE, SILKWORM
@searchingfortao what nursery rhymes *aren't* sung to the twinkletwinkle tune?
@samuelgoodwin I turned down a role once where I'd have been made to wear shoes, haha
@sabinegeithner @sareg0 josh at (my twitter username) dot com
@sabinegeithner @sareg0 Wednesday before lunch? around 11?
@sabinegeithner @sareg0 perfect. it'd be primarily iOS, but having a biotech background is a hu(uuuuu)ge bonus
@sabinegeithner @sareg0 still interested in it? or kinda moved on?
@sabinegeithner a background in biotech? we should talk (or just talk to @sareg0!) about what's next :)
@CastIrony @steveriggins @collindonnell but you left your shoes on, right? ;)
@collindonnell @steveriggins I tend to just take anything out that might get me called back. happens too often.
@collindonnell some giant dick.
@terryhope you are the worst.
@terryhope maybe it was just on the west coast then. I hope it stays there. the Euros seem to have their "lol what's a brush?" going hard
@terryhope perfectly trimmed, brushed, and gelled. perfect hair. can't trust someone with hair that perfect.
@terryhope are people still styling their hair at shows? that's what makes me feel old
@acht to be fair, it's mostly the mandatory pasteurisation that sours it. but, either way: gross.
@surryhill airplay server working super well :) pic.twitter.com/MtDu6pXENp
@surryhill awesome, thanks!
@surryhill awesome. and raspbian will work out of the box with it?
@surryhill ahh, that's awesome. and so I won't need external power/video/keyboard for that (I won't plug in other USB devices)?
@surryhill hey, what was the serial cable you grabbed? and where was it at Hermannplatz?
@peterbowyer ah yeah, the hardware for sure. though the whole "Windows 8" thing will be a limiting factor for adoption imo
@peterbowyer why is that?
@oh_pies many starve
@ashfurrow I'd thought about NYC for a while, but I can't get over that it's the US :/ it'd be fun as hell, but feels wrong
@ashfurrow Amsterdam -> New Amsterdam!
@ashfurrow ah, I'm sorry to hear that ;) anywhere but America..
@ashfurrow how long do you have left?
@ZuckerBaby @edgarsmission that's awesome!
@_hotsauce well cool your fucking jets okay
@micheletitolo I am yet to witness such an event. cough.
@_hotsauce cool ya jets there turbo
@_hotsauce was after an extended bike commute home too! whatevs m8
@waxpancake butts. sad to see.
@terryhope fuck yeah. weekend date with a pair of scissors and mirror. and then no dates with humans ever. glad that I'm not my friend, geez
@terryhope my friend had interviewed several candidates and is relatively senior at work. though on a personal level, my friend is all party
@terryhope (…asking for a friend)
@terryhope where do you stand on having a mullet?
just went on a run for the first time in over a year. 5km of “I’m sorry tomorrowjoshâ€. 5m9s/km average though..so not too bad
@efcliz whoa, awesome!
@ekurutepe heh, welcome to the fold ;)
@tleydn @workingkills great :) thank you!
@mattheworbit wow, that looks amazing. so jealous
@ratkins what is that, like tennis or something?
tonight's @cocoaheads_BER was great! thanks @chriseidhof and @kaalita!
it’s weird not being the only dude wearing shorts. summer makes me not feel like Milhouse
@j_s_n_d worth sticking around for though :)
@tleydn hey, what's the best place to get help/advice on the CBL Android 2.0 lib? /cc @workingkills
@Sideshowkelly living the dream
it was (ridiculously) tiny, but now I've contributed to @mapbox https://t.co/aD4PafexV1
@brentriddell + chocolate chips. yes.
@brentriddell my friend sent me a sick recipe a few years ago if you're actually interested
@brentriddell "oats n shit"
RT @mpospese: Don’t hate the playa, hate the [AVPlayerLayer playerLayerWithPlayer:player]!
get neck-deep in OS X autolayout for a weekend, and spend all week writing iOS coordinates upside down. dammit.
@Gary_BBGames yeah, but I generally work in tabs than assistant view. biiig storyboard.
today is: forgetting to wire up IBOutlets. sad day.
@Whakkee yeah, you can’t hide the last app..which is super weird to me
@Whakkee cmd-h :)
@jasongrlicky @PolymerApp @CastIrony there’s an iOS game called polymer. jsyk! but congrats :)
@kaalita (things may change mid-project, obviously, but by then we should have a better relationship/trust)
@kaalita if I'm freelancing, I want pretty much everything laid out/decided for me. clear goals. I'm just a cog in that machine
@kaalita lack of designs, lack of wireframe/flow, lack of understanding of mobile, too much micromanagement
@kaalita “where does data come from? is there an API?†“that’s your job, right?â€
RT @JonyIveParody: Switched from iPhone to Android and not receiving texts?
Here’s how to fucking fix it:
https://t.co/jIU2vqEGbE
#iMess…
@kch pretty much a redundant statement ;)
@PepperHeartsU *fistbump*
@xzolian *shakes fist*
really happy with Monday. @printedpages arrived :) pic.twitter.com/lrSYUnVczW
@terryhope geez, finally :) congratulations!
FakeChrisPyne That's just silly. His name is Joe. And he's just big-boned. #auspol pic.twitter.com/PlYMur7B0o
@surryhill @ratkins @conradstoll awesome! been plotting an AirPlay server for home, with ssh/file server. maybe XBMC if I get a TV :)
@gilfer I don't know. maybe this? http://t.co/Do1Qv8aLZQ
@jordanborth boom.
@jordanborth aaaand, I had a bit more time to play with: http://t.co/CHjzT3s0rN
@berikv there is still time!!
@jordanborth for reference, I tooled around for a couple of hours this afternoon: http://t.co/BXx23YV1iU
having a good Sunday. haven't needed fuckingblocksyntax.com all day!
@jordanborth hey, you got a moment? I'm hackin' on an app, and I saw your dribbble. wondering if you want to collab.
@conradstoll burn. it. to. the. ground.
@teacuptempest at least people know what that is, geez. people still barely get what lymphoma is
"command not found: hg" #goodwhileitlasted
@propagandhi it's not kale/quinoa, but Tofu Shop International is solid during days, not too far. not really dinner though
@teacuptempest @PepperHeartsU share?
@PepperHeartsU all the soy
@iamantigirl best.
ratkins FUCK ME @conradstoll @notjosh @surryhill AND ME WON THE #UIKonf HACKDAY! pic.twitter.com/4HRl5oUuaS
and now, @uikonf hack day presentations pic.twitter.com/ZjBDDuqBdK
#lolcommit of the day, featuring @conradstoll @ratkins and @surryhill at @uikonf hack day! success! http://t.co/1J776rh28t
@ratkins 52.502543,13.412206
@osobinka whoa! what happened?
@leeeham @terryhope hi! I haven’t lived there in a while, but contac@liberationbcbc and they’ll take care of you :)
@Palleas pew pew pew
@incanus77 turns out I don’t think it’ll be a problem. maybe. kinda. just an idea for a hackday project :)
@incanus77 hey! I couldn’t see anything obvious, but didn’t delve deep. is there a way to do public transport directions on iOS with mapbox?
@ashfurrow @id there’s some detail on that here: https://t.co/GLz9kIukNa
@samuelgoodwin whaaat, bummer!
@conradstoll @kaalita okay, fine, that last “fish in the sea†got me to smile ;)
@conradstoll @kaalita small things, minds, etc ;)
@conradstoll *slow clap*
@colincornaby I'd like about 700 things before anything iPad ;)
@schwa visited their site. what the fuck is BI?
@ratkins Citymapper and gmaps tbh
RT @BAFeldman: here is a complete tape of the Oprah episode where she interviewed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://t.co/cdmRUmci7j
@ratkins I had to bike home a couple of hours ago, just after it chucked it down. 8km of bitterness ;)
@ratkins wet, miserable shithole. grumble.
@xzolian @conradstoll yeah sure. I'm at @uikonf anyway, so we'll cross paths :) drop in for lunch tomoz if you're around?
@xzolian @conradstoll huh, I work just by Moritzplatz, but I have plans. you in Betahaus?
@propagandhi "a dingo ate my Shock Records!"
@johannacherry and 1.43 resentful chumps that have to delve that deep
@ratkins bring yr rain jacket. :(
@ratkins HA. actually, if you get to an AH that has "Fair Trade" brand hagelslag, I'll take a couple of boxes http://t.co/ZUukuICp9x
@ratkins yar!
@ratkins you'll be in town?
@PepperHeartsU whaaaat is it?
@goatlady oh yeah, it's fucking easy as shit to get into..just heard increasing stories about *staying* in there. glad to know though :)
@goatlady huh, no security? heard it'd been ramped right up since the sale
@micheletitolo yeah, it's usually international trains that work like that. not always, though, so check it out for sure :)
@micheletitolo often they'll let you catch any within the city area (i.e. same fare from the north/south/east stations, so choose closest)
@Kiss_my_Panache and again. jesus fucking christ.
@Kiss_my_Panache Phil and Paul have mentioned this probably 7 times now. at least they're thorough
@xzolian every time the engines spool up for take off, I take a moment to take stock of how lucky I am and amazing it really is
@paprikapapaya because of all the F1 and Eurovision tweets? *cough*
@conradstoll probably not today, but soon. stabby bastard of a headache since last night. will let you know if it improves though :)
@conradstoll welcome to town! :)
@teacuptempest the…..hilary duff?
@incanus77 I hear that. shawarma is terrifying
@oh_pies saaaaaame nope I'm not sorry
@paprikapapaya whoa awesome! congrats!
@paprikapapaya sanctuary adventure?
@irldexter finally got around to backing this. thanks for the link!
@VeganCyclist stoked!
@ijansch I've only ever broken one Apple (iPhone) cable and it was my fault. a cat got to another. I've never really got how it happens :[
@casademora Cocoa* and Cocoa Touch* generally, really
@irldexter https://t.co/XAVaDpUSvK this was the 3d system I was talking about the other day
@conradstoll Kleinhasselhoffer See* http://t.co/JDOpUuKb6e
@j_s_n_d @alwarney I feel like being on the west coast of North America is perfect.. breakfast and bikes to start the mornings
@irldexter permablitz!
@flickiter hugs. more hugs.
@umairh a fix? no. but a message? certainly