The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2014

@PepperHeartsU aw, that’s an a+ photo, lady. eat much Ronald’s donuts please.

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@terryhope today @Emmelinecady and I walked around berlin in matching hoodies. with sleeves, but still some kind of vegan gang/cult of two

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@gilfer it looks like it'd be hard to really know what you can do - hack this thing, explode that, listen to this. too many options?

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@orta "oh yeah, you need the latest provisioning profile, duh" - me, aghast, that I recognise issues at a glance now :(

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@wtabs whatever they were nazis in Japan too before the bomb. probably, I dunno

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the morning-after-guilt when you realise you left dirty dishes on a coworker’s desk after being distracted when locking up

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@BrittA2211 it's okay, Google Play doesn't allow porn/"erotic content" either. wonder if Microsoft do :)

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@GeekAndDad over how long? I’ve had 216 since age 12 or 13 and also 13 since age 16. they’ve both stuck since

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oh good, Chrome notifications are back in my menu bar after I disabled them. that's exactly what I wanted. thanks @google!

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@VeganNomNoms 13 because..well..13 :) I've always liked 216 though. it's 6*6*6 (nothing satanic, I just like the numbers)

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@VeganNomNoms 13 and 216 are mine. both! and cool! how long until you're off again?

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@jfpoole it's lucky I can't drink coffee, because I'd cross continents to find that brew

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@paprikapapaya YES. this is why I eat so much soy. one day..

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@Beryllium9 not at all :) I have two favourites: 13 and 216. why 81? 3^4?

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@mustefaJ @bitmakerlabs @sidramatik sure! josh at helloclue dot com. even if we haven't got anything then, we'd be happy to make intros :)

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@bitmakerlabs @sidramatik what's it gonna take? ;) there's a chair with your name on it. I'll keep dreaming :)

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@sidramatik tangentially related: know any UX/IxD folk in (or keen on moving to) Berlin?

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what’s your favourite number?

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CookSuck not *everyone* from australia who goes to bali

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@ratkins it's a stable state now at least :)

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@acht haha, there's an Android app with this review: "I hate dog they are stupid DO NOT GIT THIS GAME"

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@brentriddell I'll shower you in 5c pieces when I'm a kajillionaire, sucker

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@terryhope want me to cut you in? such easy money

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@j_s_n_d I can cut you in if you want to send your ID over too?

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if I scan my ID and send my details, a US Army general on Skype will give me a few hundred thousand bucks. best Sunday!

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@carltonkirby wow. that's much worse than I realised. fingers hugely crossed

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@searchingfortao what nursery rhymes *aren't* sung to the twinkletwinkle tune?

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@samuelgoodwin I turned down a role once where I'd have been made to wear shoes, haha

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@sabinegeithner @sareg0 perfect. it'd be primarily iOS, but having a biotech background is a hu(uuuuu)ge bonus

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@sabinegeithner a background in biotech? we should talk (or just talk to @sareg0!) about what's next :)

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@collindonnell @steveriggins I tend to just take anything out that might get me called back. happens too often.

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@terryhope maybe it was just on the west coast then. I hope it stays there. the Euros seem to have their "lol what's a brush?" going hard

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@terryhope perfectly trimmed, brushed, and gelled. perfect hair. can't trust someone with hair that perfect.

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@terryhope are people still styling their hair at shows? that's what makes me feel old

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@acht to be fair, it's mostly the mandatory pasteurisation that sours it. but, either way: gross.

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@surryhill awesome. and raspbian will work out of the box with it?

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@surryhill ahh, that's awesome. and so I won't need external power/video/keyboard for that (I won't plug in other USB devices)?

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@surryhill hey, what was the serial cable you grabbed? and where was it at Hermannplatz?

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@peterbowyer ah yeah, the hardware for sure. though the whole "Windows 8" thing will be a limiting factor for adoption imo

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@ashfurrow I'd thought about NYC for a while, but I can't get over that it's the US :/ it'd be fun as hell, but feels wrong

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@ashfurrow ah, I'm sorry to hear that ;) anywhere but America..

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@micheletitolo I am yet to witness such an event. cough.

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@_hotsauce was after an extended bike commute home too! whatevs m8

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@terryhope fuck yeah. weekend date with a pair of scissors and mirror. and then no dates with humans ever. glad that I'm not my friend, geez

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@terryhope my friend had interviewed several candidates and is relatively senior at work. though on a personal level, my friend is all party

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@terryhope where do you stand on having a mullet?

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just went on a run for the first time in over a year. 5km of “I’m sorry tomorrowjosh”. 5m9s/km average though..so not too bad

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@ratkins what is that, like tennis or something?

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it’s weird not being the only dude wearing shorts. summer makes me not feel like Milhouse

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@j_s_n_d worth sticking around for though :)

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@tleydn hey, what's the best place to get help/advice on the CBL Android 2.0 lib? /cc @workingkills

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it was (ridiculously) tiny, but now I've contributed to @mapbox https://t.co/aD4PafexV1

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@brentriddell my friend sent me a sick recipe a few years ago if you're actually interested

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RT @mpospese: Don’t hate the playa, hate the [AVPlayerLayer playerLayerWithPlayer:player]!

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get neck-deep in OS X autolayout for a weekend, and spend all week writing iOS coordinates upside down. dammit.

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@Gary_BBGames yeah, but I generally work in tabs than assistant view. biiig storyboard.

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today is: forgetting to wire up IBOutlets. sad day.

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@Whakkee yeah, you can’t hide the last app..which is super weird to me

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@jasongrlicky @PolymerApp @CastIrony there’s an iOS game called polymer. jsyk! but congrats :)

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@kaalita (things may change mid-project, obviously, but by then we should have a better relationship/trust)

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@kaalita if I'm freelancing, I want pretty much everything laid out/decided for me. clear goals. I'm just a cog in that machine

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@kaalita lack of designs, lack of wireframe/flow, lack of understanding of mobile, too much micromanagement

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@kaalita “where does data come from? is there an API?” “that’s your job, right?”

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RT @JonyIveParody: Switched from iPhone to Android and not receiving texts?

Here’s how to fucking fix it:

https://t.co/jIU2vqEGbE

#iMess…

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@kch pretty much a redundant statement ;)

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FakeChrisPyne That's just silly. His name is Joe. And he's just big-boned. pic.twitter.com/PlYMur7B0o

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:21 PM, May 19th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac)

@surryhill @ratkins @conradstoll awesome! been plotting an AirPlay server for home, with ssh/file server. maybe XBMC if I get a TV :)

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@arepty @CastIrony will there be an API for electrocuting people taking photos/video on their iPad?

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@jordanborth aaaand, I had a bit more time to play with: http://t.co/CHjzT3s0rN

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@jordanborth for reference, I tooled around for a couple of hours this afternoon: http://t.co/BXx23YV1iU

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having a good Sunday. haven't needed fuckingblocksyntax.com all day!

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@jordanborth hey, you got a moment? I'm hackin' on an app, and I saw your dribbble. wondering if you want to collab.

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@teacuptempest at least people know what that is, geez. people still barely get what lymphoma is

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to teacuptempest from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@incanus77 @Mapbox ah, it's on gh-pages? perfect :) I'll submit a PR! thanks

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@Mapbox what's the best way to report a (TileMill) documentation issue? /cc @incanus77

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@propagandhi it's not kale/quinoa, but Tofu Shop International is solid during days, not too far. not really dinner though

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ratkins FUCK ME @conradstoll @notjosh @surryhill AND ME WON THE HACKDAY! pic.twitter.com/4HRl5oUuaS

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@leeeham @terryhope hi! I haven’t lived there in a while, but contac@liberationbcbc and they’ll take care of you :)

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@incanus77 turns out I don’t think it’ll be a problem. maybe. kinda. just an idea for a hackday project :)

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@incanus77 hey! I couldn’t see anything obvious, but didn’t delve deep. is there a way to do public transport directions on iOS with mapbox?

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@ashfurrow @id there’s some detail on that here: https://t.co/GLz9kIukNa

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I wrapped up @uikonf day 1 by (accidentally) destroying my @appcode yoyo.

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@conradstoll @kaalita okay, fine, that last “fish in the sea” got me to smile ;)

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@colincornaby I'd like about 700 things before anything iPad ;)

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@schwa visited their site. what the fuck is BI?

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RT @BAFeldman: here is a complete tape of the Oprah episode where she interviewed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://t.co/cdmRUmci7j

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@ratkins I had to bike home a couple of hours ago, just after it chucked it down. 8km of bitterness ;)

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@ratkins wet, miserable shithole. grumble.

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@xzolian @conradstoll yeah sure. I'm at @uikonf anyway, so we'll cross paths :) drop in for lunch tomoz if you're around?

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@xzolian @conradstoll huh, I work just by Moritzplatz, but I have plans. you in Betahaus?

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@propagandhi "a dingo ate my Shock Records!"

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@johannacherry and 1.43 resentful chumps that have to delve that deep

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@ratkins HA. actually, if you get to an AH that has "Fair Trade" brand hagelslag, I'll take a couple of boxes http://t.co/ZUukuICp9x

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@goatlady oh yeah, it's fucking easy as shit to get into..just heard increasing stories about *staying* in there. glad to know though :)

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@goatlady huh, no security? heard it'd been ramped right up since the sale

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@micheletitolo yeah, it's usually international trains that work like that. not always, though, so check it out for sure :)

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@micheletitolo often they'll let you catch any within the city area (i.e. same fare from the north/south/east stations, so choose closest)

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@Kiss_my_Panache Phil and Paul have mentioned this probably 7 times now. at least they're thorough

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@xzolian every time the engines spool up for take off, I take a moment to take stock of how lucky I am and amazing it really is

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@paprikapapaya because of all the F1 and Eurovision tweets? *cough*

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@conradstoll probably not today, but soon. stabby bastard of a headache since last night. will let you know if it improves though :)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to conradstoll from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@incanus77 I hear that. shawarma is terrifying

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@irldexter finally got around to backing this. thanks for the link!

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@ijansch I've only ever broken one Apple (iPhone) cable and it was my fault. a cat got to another. I've never really got how it happens :[

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@casademora Cocoa* and Cocoa Touch* generally, really

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@irldexter https://t.co/XAVaDpUSvK this was the 3d system I was talking about the other day

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@j_s_n_d @alwarney I'm in Europe, so I got the second monitor ready to tune in while at work

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@j_s_n_d @alwarney I feel like being on the west coast of North America is perfect.. breakfast and bikes to start the mornings

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@j_s_n_d @alwarney it's late tonight because it's an evening prologue. won't be this late every day

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@umairh a fix? no. but a message? certainly

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