@skwashd it's not even tomorrow here yet, so I will not be fooled!
@janklausa I mean, I _did_ buy weltmeisterbrot this morning, so the story checks out
@ratqueencartel thx silkworm. if you’re ever in Berlin, I’ll do yours too https://t.co/tlYvuVBeC5
@janklausa thanks. now I’ve eaten 3 in a row because I’m nowhere near a freezer
found ‘epic.twitter.com/aqW6LXkrDBDB
@oh_pies scroll me into the abyss
@oh_pies heard apps like described as “infinity apps†one time and it stuck with me, and feels way more daunting
living in the future is good because you can be idiots in totally separate time zones but idiots at the same time (… https://t.co/N5Huij0QTq
@earthxsucks probably still using some artisanal bread made out of bugs
@earthxsucks any vegan food tho?
@dantoml hug :(
looks like @clue are doing some next level branded merch these days pic.twitter.com/b8IG4CIEN0
@samuelgoodwin @ratkins (I'll probably keep the free account as an emergency backup, but I'd never make them my pri… https://t.co/n6l06aPowp
@samuelgoodwin @ratkins heh, being in Berlin, I definitely know a few people work(ed) there, and it sounds basicall… https://t.co/sEMRngvgJX
@aelleaelle Vegemite et hagelslag = bon
@janklausa @bookymargoof do I want to know
@meghafon there are _always_ reasons not to do things. I try to remember this when I'm doubting things, and it helps me
@ratkins extreme eye roll emoji
me and @bookymargoof doing our best @janklausa pic.twitter.com/QLsvpVN0BX
@janklausa @Palleas @Zonzonnette_ ...because German jokes aren't funny, or
@samuelgoodwin one or both of Triodos (they super ethical, but digital offerings aren't great) and Bunq (similar to… https://t.co/keZ9gwFF9z
@acht present-me is very okay with the current situation
@samuelgoodwin I’ve been signed up since the early days, but probably moving away fairly soon fwiw
@acht I’m on my way for a hot chocolate now because 30 mins ago me was a fool
@janklausa weird fax but okÌ·a̢̼͕̮̰̩͕̤̽ͧÍͯÌ͌ỹ̢̛̂ͦ͗̌͑̽̈̒̇ͯÌÍ‹ÍÌ¯Ì Ì—ÍšÌ˜Ì²Ì¯Ìº
@amandalcormier "oh you mean a cat" ???????
@VicRoads hi! if I needed proof that I never held a Victorian license, how would I go about that? it's needed for a… https://t.co/XJO3YbEft2
@irace @ashfurrow true! imo, same applies (but is less talked about anymore) about experimenting with Android & iOS… https://t.co/WC4G5JaOBn
on one hand: VPNing out to avoid article 13 issues
on the other hand: keeping my data in EU data centres, with GDPR on my side
I like that you can have almost _any_ stupid thought, and the internet is one step ahead. exhibit #3876238: pic.twitter.com/54qg4YDKJ5
@AnaMardoll @MsRachyDoodle !!! this is such a good story. my current GP gives me the max script he can (50!), no qu… https://t.co/FOwiazV0t3
@jameshultgren they’re shockingly frequent here (and some other Euro countries)
@bookymargoof @Emmelinecady @janklausa get with the program, margoof
JeremyPoxon d..did george christensen design this pic.twitter.com/OcTwhSNNkR
yahtzee? bingo? jackpot? pic.twitter.com/rQBoqgHzzm
@skwashd honestly any Australian leader of the last decade, even :( some better than others, but it's such a low bar
@janklausa @Emmelinecady not much dog!!!!!! what up dog with you!!!!!! dog!!!!!!!!!!!!
@janklausa @Emmelinecady smells like updarude in here*
@ZazzyV nugs, chillin, and grindage 4 lyfe
@Emmelinecady caught in the sandstorm
@jordanborth @Twitter make it happen! I'd use it :)
@jordanborth @Twitter going okay! hahah, still never finished the project? :< I kept an eye out for you eventually… https://t.co/HJ7p3ePAFP
@jordanborth @Twitter happy birthday :D!
@skwashd "most of" is rather generous
@debedee @paprikapapaya "living your best life" is an understatement if that's what you're up to
@cloudapp (while we're here: my app still says "Go Pro for free". I'm a paid customer (and have been for _years_, I… https://t.co/g3A19K62NW
@cloudapp ha, when I unsubscribe from the notifications, it's called a "campaign"? honestly, please, just do the ri… https://t.co/RWEmTDVDOu
@cloudapp why am I getting emails now when someone views a file I uploaded, and then sent them the link? of course… https://t.co/Rrvf5WVR64
@Emmelinecady ok then why don't u marry it
@Emmelinecady "mango memes" is the saddest search I've done in a long time
@Emmelinecady Your New Best Friend is moderately anti-mango, turns out. I need more pro-mango in my life pls
@Gwladruns off screen: "ashes"?
@Emmelinecady ummmm yes????
@Emmelinecady come hang out then, dumba$$
@Emmelinecady hm but also pic.twitter.com/a0l0hnKq1h
@Emmelinecady I tried searching for "dollars chair" and this happened it's u pic.twitter.com/T7IVgqqKZE
@lazerwalker that video treatment is so niceeeeeeee
@EthicalVegnLife happy to be a lab rat/early adopter/something!!
@EthicalVegnLife HMMM. I potentially have a bit of time late April/early May I need to fill before being in London on May 4. HMMMMMMMMM!
@EthicalVegnLife HYPOTHETICALLY is it easy enough to get there without a car?
logging on now to check it out, and the last post anyone I'm following was July 2016
mmmmm this implies I actually posted """"content"" to g+, interesting pic.twitter.com/jcRdMEpGEA
@Emmelinecady ping @janklausa
@AmericanAir an update: the VGML “snack†before landing was largely comprised of dairy yoghurt. that one is harder… https://t.co/rMang4XaCT
@terinjokes one day! cheers :)
@terinjokes spent a couple of weeks up in Portland! just heading back now :)
@AmericanAir hi! just a heads up, the Promise branded margarine in the VGML you’re using isn’t vegan (it has whey a… https://t.co/jmrBqgFtO9
@janklausa bizarro willy wonka
@janklausa hey pls don’t die thx u
@janklausa DumpCoin
@janklausa what if pierogi tho
@colincornaby it’s a fairly new trend and honestly I’m surprised by it. worse behaviour has been tolerated until fairy literally yesterday
@tealandpurple they went through a goth phase for a while I think. my new passport from last year is blue
@mikeash one of the the ReactiveCocoa folks used to do a talk called exactly that: https://t.co/quVxv390CD
@earthxsucks gymbo
@bookymargoof @Emmelinecady @janklausa I’ll tell u all about it when I see u again
@Emmelinecady @janklausa hey @bookymargoof fun date idea????????????
@colincornaby I don't think I've ever been less interested in WWDC :(
@ratqueencartel is fexofenadine otc in nl? it's the only thing I bother with for allergies these days
@ratqueencartel wait til you get hay fever and need a prescription for anything useful
oh. oh no. I just wrote `console.log()` in Swift
RT @lazerwalker: A reminder that I'm looking for work in developer advocacy / evangelism! I speak, write, livecode on Twitch, run conferenc…
@Gernot ahh right. I'm not sure, I've never used it for strings
@Gernot R.swift sooort of does that, I believe? https://t.co/gT3Au1yu2R
@Emmelinecady it's so good
@BoldlyTweeting @bunq cool! good to know :)
@petercv @bunq interesting! yeah, we have a few  Pay options in Germany, but Bunq seem kinda nice!
does anyone I'm following use @bunq ? in a world of super-scummy online banks, they seem...decent? can anyone vouch… https://t.co/u1JPjOQ1Gq
CAH is awful and bad and horrible, but this is extremely so much better: https://t.co/3iGoJyNVHx
@ratkins what a tit! dickhead! (but uhhhhh Americans don't avoid "cunt" out of gender neutrality, so kind of a false argument?)
@Emmelinecady holy f
@a2 christ
@schwa on the plus side, no manspreading. must be a special effort considering what day today is
@debedee or replies are from a private account that you're not following
@ratqueencartel iPhone XS my dude
@janklausa @berlinairport miss u
@cosmocatalano @firefox fwiw: about:config, browser.backspace = 2 (https://t.co/YbgEED2AVB)
@ratqueencartel I'm truly SHOCKED silkworm
@janklausa @Emmelinecady you’re already subscribed my dude
@Emmelinecady 😶
@Emmelinecady genius imo
@closerisaband oh fuq, I’ll be outta the continent from the 4th I think. bummer :(
“Clarencepic.twitter.com/CBWAnL1BOS1BOS
@closerisaband what're your euro dates looking like? likely pre- or post- miss the stars?
e n d o m e t r i o s i s https://t.co/m3Ny2aLUSO
@johannacherry now it makes the cursor go giant
@Emmelinecady happy valentines
@janklausa @Emmelinecady yooooo
@EthicalVegnLife there are EU flight regulations that cover the compensation & mandatory assistance for all airline… https://t.co/cL2m4GFArx
@tealandpurple mmm, the accompanying novel of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
@Emmelinecady @justMaku the floor is lava
@lazerwalker score!
@DanielIvatt @ratkins March 30!
@ericaavey I use a plugin for it: https://t.co/sm85zAMMTE
@Emmelinecady @nancycdhill woulda made a sick podcast
@ericaavey Portland, OR
@tealandpurple I’ve started thinking about getting a softening filter???? ughhhgh
The Land of the Free (Tap Water With Your Meal)
@debedee @RandiBop yessss, it’s so satisfying. I’ll bottle me up a few litres and bring it home with me
@debedee yeah it’s rubbish. I’m not too precious about it, but I appreciate it when I have shinier alternatives while travelling
current status: non-Berlin-water post-shower hair floof
@janklausa cos I went to bed at like 4pm
@janklausa almost makes me wanna not use tweetbot