ah wow, @CommBank's NetBank is a nicely done redesign. it's weird to say, but online banking in Australia is pretty great.
bdudney NSLinguisticTagAdjective is the new NSStream
new @23andMe results day! Hereditary Fructose Intolerance and Hemochromatosis variants absent!
RT @nzJayZee: I’m going to wrap 9 things up in brown paper. I haven’t decided which 9 things
@oh_pies like, 'normal' shifts completely
@oh_pies it's so weird when you're surrounded, and then you meet someone that's not.. and you're like 'what the hell is wrong with you?'
@mattheworbit @EdibleFlours @ZuckerBaby @flickiter definitely worth it. never go to canada without dropping in :D
@stephbelding haaaaappy birthday! :D!
@Emmelinecady @gsths ¡incorrecto!
@teacuptempest hmmz. 500 minimum?
@teacuptempest HEY. you go on about bedsheets. what's a good thread count?
@berikv it probably works fine in Safari.. ;)
@istellochka enjoy it while it lasts….this week :P
@berikv that's been happening forever
@londonjustin I feel like @nzJayZee would offer his name..
@erinwiko next thing you won't be wearing trackies. I won't know what to think!
@erinwiko is this some Weston Creek voodoo?
@mattheworbit @ZuckerBaby @flickiter @EdibleFlours roadtrip! :D #veganworldtour
@mattheworbit @ZuckerBaby @flickiter iuno, @EdibleFlours would probably convince you otherwise
@flickiter pfff ;D chocolate is the only way out of this situation
@flickiter @ZuckerBaby bronuts #yep
@LagustaBonbon pfffffFffFF
@ZuckerBaby @flickiter as long cake donuts are core business ;D
@ZuckerBaby @flickiter nono as in cake donuts, or yeast donuts. because one of those is a sin against baked goods. ;D
@flickiter @ZuckerBaby yeast or cake?
@oh_pies and my twittar is incoherent
@oh_pies pretty sure my tumblar makes more sense than my twittar
@oh_pies seriously pregnant
@teacuptempest someone found a 'big' spider here.. barely the size of 20c piece. cue joshka in the corner laughing himself stupid
@teacuptempest ahhhh, that's awesome
@teacuptempest jesus, that's awesome. howwww?
@gsths hmm yeah, CL is always hit/miss. alternative is paying an agent an enormous fee though.. // @chriseidhof
@gsths did you find out the marktplaats equivalent in Germania? did I forget already?
@rblimey yep. just as I suspected.. it didn't help.
@rblimey I demand to see the evidence
@kriswallsmith huge condolences, Kris. massive.
@tothewestside qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq #qqqq
@tothewestside totally mashka. aw, instantly teary. what the hell.
@tothewestside maybe. but I don't run drugs or overstay visas..
@tothewestside OHHH I see the "not" now. yes. haha. fuuuuck, I nearly had a heart attack - would never try crossing again
@tothewestside denied? what the fuck?
@Emmelinecady @netflix eh, that's why other means of distribution exist. that old adage of illegal means being easier than legal..
@Beryllium9 ehh, AU app store account can't get @netflix app (despite me being in the US right now)
ahhh, @netflix requires silverlight. I signed up to the 1-month trial an hour ago, and I'm ready to cancel it. grmbl.
@oh_pies CARMELISED IS ME
@oh_pies whoa is you!
@aimzsta congratzors!
@osobinka wellllllcome back!
@cluebyfourgirl except when you're in Canada. then you blame the US
@cluebyfourgirl I was explaining to a lady today how legit it is to blame Canada for anything
@cluebyfourgirl it's Canada's fault
@OriginalBonsoy hey did you ever get confirmation of the Bonsoy situation in Berlin? thanks!
@oh_pies I'm p.classy. not that I need to tell you that..shit's obvious
@oh_pies I wore shorts to the last two weddings I was at. aw yiss.
@oh_pies pretty sure shorts are the best thing in the universe. would recommend.
@pickledtreats actually, @carpesteven is airbnb'ing in Berlin at the moment.. might be able to give you highs/lows etc?
@pickledtreats yes! I use it all the time. never had a bad experience!
@pickledtreats awesome.
@gsths haaaappy birthday. congratulations, haha
@your_algebra would you prefer pregnancy?
@Brightbluegirl if yerrrr lucky!
@Brightbluegirl just a couple of blocks away :) *waves*
@BrittA2211 oh my
@Emmelinecady hamcityplayaz
@Emmelinecady iuno, I hate gyms enough to not go in.. maybe that's a running theme
@your_algebra :( lacking chocolate is the worrrrrst
@Emmelinecady +1 for anything with "goat"
@stephbelding whoa! I remember reading you posting that. several years on, my nose is still iffy after a baseball.. hope yours is better!
@stephbelding piercing? or injury?
@stevenfarlie calm down mate
@stevenfarlie willkommen muchacho
@stevenfarlie ICH WASCHE MIR DIE HÄNDE
@mini_monsoon I read something about @zaftigvegan's drool. I'm not going to re-read for clarification. you're just weird.
@mini_monsoon as long as you're not giving paper plates rude gestures
@nzJayZee NINE BAJILLION
@nzJayZee INFINITE TWEETS
@WestCoastyMo whoooa! haha that is AWESOME
@WestCoastyMo hahah, that sounds amazing. pic?
@ZuckerBaby flip her mad high fives for me? /@your_algebra
@taragee smoke signals
@mini_monsoon call 911 and report a ninja sighting. is that even possible?
@mini_monsoon ninja-hunting
@thejensie huuuge ride, 'grats on the win! you've still got it, no question
@ellamorton diameter is just 2r! abort abort!
gregg_mc "Don't tease me, bro!" - Me, misunderstanding old memes
@efcliz @paprikapapaya pretty much all fruit is sour to me. except bananas
@your_algebra humans. takin' stuff for granted since forever.
@Emmelinecady WHAT NOT
TO BUY !!
Breast Forms With Flaps
No Good!
@spokencloth ah, nothing in larger run? I'm a former-patient, figured it'd be perfect to own :)
@Emmelinecady detachable rack?
@Supermighty I'd want to cradle you, and tell you that everything will be okay
@Supermighty I thoroughly hate beer, but I could eat Vegemite by the spoonful. I'm only half-Australian apparently
@Supermighty Vegemite is love <3
@Supermighty you take that back. Marmite is the work of satan.
@Supermighty [:*]
@Supermighty YOU'RE JUST A CUNT
@spokencloth do I remember rightly - you were making a #SUCKITCANCER cycling jersey at some point?
@Emmelinecady *eats more soy*
@leeeham yo! where did you get that spanner for your wheel nuts? you had it in your bag when you got that flat. super handy!
@your_algebra @flickiter ugh, and weirdly all I want right now is to find 'home' (wherever that is) and hide away. grmbbllblblllllfuck
@your_algebra @flickiter I'll totally use that
@your_algebra I guess I can relate to that. hm
@your_algebra shrug, I consider you Australian. where feels like home?
@your_algebra how come?
@erinwiko did you discover someone that wasn't a jerk? I gave on accurate projection. the earth is flat and weird.
okay so, floats in Javascript don't need to be designated with 'f'. 50.75035931136963f is not a number in Javascript. duhhh!
dear Javascript, debugging you is a pain. spitefully, @notjosh
@flickiter I've been sitting on my bed all day. it's nice outside though! dohhh.
MAP PROJECTIONS! what's your favourite?
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@your_algebra AGREE
@jwage gandi gets my vote!
@Supermighty I didn't stick around to find out. whatever it is, I bet communism is to blame
there is a letter writing party happening in the living room
@tothewestside better than "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
@michaelneale they do, but they hassle you about iPhones.. try to convince you to go on contract. easier to just avoid all that nonsense
@michaelneale any AT&T store. if you're using an iPhone, you'll have an easier time if you lie. you have a Nokia (which needs microsim).
@michaelneale AT&T GoPhone is the only decent 3G ("4G") network you're likely to hit
@Emmelinecady going on a tea hunt, brb
@Emmelinecady hmm, I wonder if there's a kettle here
@your_algebra if it counts, I'd give you a very approving glare. which sounds shady out of context.
today is #newhomeday again! Portland, OR, USA
@your_algebra FUCKING HIGH FUCK FIVES CUNT FUCK
@getsconed if that's going to happen, can you please make it done and dry by 3? tyty
@getsconed is it going to rain today? :[
@your_algebra WHATEVER MAN I HAVE MAPLE COOKIES LOLOL WHAT LOL
@your_algebra SAME. I WANT TO NAP. HOW FDSAFG WHOEFH A H YEP LLOLOL HI
Vancouver is stupid pretty early on summer mornings. why aren't you like this all year?
@popegabrielle I'll be back :) and angela will be here soon. we'll get the eating club back together :D
and again Vancouver, we part ways. I will miss your maple cookies.
@flickiter iCloudz!
@flickiter goodness, it shouldn't take *that* long!
hm, you can use swipe gestures to pop to a previous screen in Instagram 3.0
@gilfer you know, I'd been wondering..
@tothewestside :D pretty much the best
@tothewestside all the more reason to come back soon!
@Emmelinecady this time tomorrow!
@piratepartyau well yeah, I do! but that doesn't help Assange _now_. we should be putting pressure on UK/US at the LEAST
@pickledtreats my ex had that - it was apparently a pretty common flaw
@piratepartyau what can we do about it? writing to my local MP barely seems like it'll make a difference at this point :(
@rblimey I'll be back again for sure, with a little more notice. it was a rushed trip, but happy to have dropped in :) bike+unfit=fucking ow
@rblimey I'd love to, but I bail at 6:40am on Saturday - was the only train out that would let me take a bike without boxing it up :[
@rblimey ahhaha, that'd be the weirdest fucking thing. but I'm in town.
@flickiter SO GOOD
Weather for Portland, OR, USA: 37°C#missingthewarmzz#sadfacee
@ridejoy yarr, but I'm not here forever (and I'd miss updates for AU only apps!). I guess as a traveller, ridesharing is an ideal use case..
@ridejoy ahh, that's a problem. my appstore account is Australian, although I'm based in North America these days
@Emmelinecady aw yisssssss
@ridejoy is the app available in the AU app store? having errors, but might take a while to propagate.. super excited to try it :)
at least Twitter won't force me to switch to timeline
@emilydurrant flightfox.com was the flight bounty site I was talking about.. might be useful some day :)
@tothewestside Soy Drinkâ„¢
@Emmelinecady uncle grandma brobs
@Lauren_Belle holy fuck yes. best reason to never be in Melbourne/take the train
@WestCoastyMo yuuuuum!
BloombergTVWrld BREAKING: Australia wins approval for plain packaging for cigarettes. No more branding on packs. Tobacco loses
@Meggs428 most comfortable car crash ever
@WestCoastyMo probably for the best :P I'd feel guilty because I'm suuuuper busy with work and wouldn't had much time at all ;[
@WestCoastyMo awesome! when do you get results? did you think of 80s Nintendo games? :)
@your_algebra I was reunited with mine last night. soooo good. AND I had maple cookies last night
@rblimey draw some dicks, mate
@ratkins it's painful on the eyes at times, but Sheldon Brown is basically the bible: sheldonbrown.com
@WestCoastyMo they have a range of vegan snax/cookies!
@WestCoastyMo from Shoppers!
@paprikapapaya oh wow, that actually makes sense. too many doctors love the cash :[
@paprikapapaya hmmm. more doctors necessary!
@paprikapapaya the 'accepting patients' thing in Canada weirds me out :(
@paprikapapaya finding a trustworthy doctor is the worrrrrst
@virginmobilecan hi! is it possible to add the 2gb/$25 onto a prepaid deal? or is that for plans? (otherwise: what data is for prepaid?)
@samdeane yup. I haven't had Flash since I got my MBA in 2010. if I *need* it, Chrome has it baked in
@WestCoastyMo gone by Saturday morning.. just a quick trip, mostly just to get my bike :)
@ianiv thanks! it felt surprisingly good coming into town :)
@mini_monsoon BRING IT
Canada let me in! easiest border crossing here in a long time. all of the maple cookies shall soon be mine
@ratkins it's adequate. Telstra shits all over it, but you won't find much else in sf
@your_algebra lotf?
canaduh bound! though it's via greyhound, so who knows what'll happen between now and then :)
@paprikapapaya it's probably me. I get around, you know.
@paprikapapaya oh god, you've turned senile
@Djelibeybi mine has: Model: M4-CT256M4SSD2 (http://t.co/D0A5slDB)
@egyptynlvr needs heaps more cream
@Beryllium9 the wrong side!
@Beryllium9 the one that's not the left one :P
driving on the wrong side still feels ridiculous
@tothewestside you were standing around drinking vodka while someone started their car? *this* is why twitter was invented
@ratkins AT&T GoPhone is the only way you'll get anything above EDGE speeds.. lie, tell them you have a Nokia (w/ micro SIM) and you're good
@pjf I don't use a US credit card! usually I'm using a Canadian card, otherwise it's Australian
@pjf can't your renew online? assuming it's GoPhone, that's what I do..
@teacuptempest NO HATING PLS
@teacuptempest JOSHUA SO MAYEM doesn't really work
@teacuptempest oooher! you could be like me and Delta! hopefully not, but you know, good company
@teacuptempest I'm okay! I have hummus+crackers so, you know, life is good! how're things on your edge of the planet?
@teacuptempest (?!)
@teacuptempest HANG A LADDER BITCH