The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 2015

@garrett @juliobiason SIP is VOIP though right? this isn’t about “phone” afaik

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@IsaChandra is your phone battery dead??????????? was your internet down???????????????????????

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@ashfurrow the number of times I punched the left-hand door when trying to drive manual in Europe. muscle memory sucks.

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@aelleaelle kinda related, but being in India recently reminded me about https://t.co/NtcjBUzli2

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@aelleaelle I'll let you know when we need a process engineer? ;)

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@aelleaelle someone shared several of them with me just the other day..fortunately all fairly amusing

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@irldexter a body this ripped doesn't come without sacrifice, yo. #beefcake

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@irldexter IoT is more like "YOUR LEGS ARE NON FUNCTIONING. CHECK THIS WEBSITE."

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day two of being back on the bike. legs are all "hey, what'd I tell you yesterday, you idiot?"

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@Emmelinecady in the tech space, many coworking spaces are embracing that kinda attitude. it's nice

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@Emmelinecady ask like basically anyone in PDX. there's like 200 print studios there

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@jmikola nah I’m coming to bed. 5am body clock time still kicking my arse :(

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qwerty is good for one thing: writing "qwerty"

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@jmikola aw you're just over the road. I could wave out the window to you!

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@LGnome fuuuck, what a finish!

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RT @Gary_BBGames: @notjosh It’s all about the Wagyu tofu, they feed it beer and give it massages. It’s so tender and tasty

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where can I get grass fed, free range tofu?

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@messycook sweet, let's do it when I'm in town. we can have a domestic dispute so it feels properly real

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@flickiter yea it is. but I'd prefer to think he's a government spy

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@flickiter the NSA????? shit, encrypt everything

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@LGnome lol, fuck. Lee's no ball.

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@flickiter I should just try with "hw r u ???????"

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@flickiter haha yeah. it was kinda rambly though, but were were like 85+ % match. ah well

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@flickiter in their defence, I got talked down to for writing a couple of paragraphs in an initial message. there's no winning :[

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@LGnome only 1-for, but so far behind on runs? I'm okay with missing all the action in that meeting...

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@getscenery teleportation device to remote Airbnbs to "get away from it all". to get..scenery.

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@LGnome too many meetings this morning. unstoked about this situation :/

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@LGnome all good :) only flew in from oz yestdee, so I'm tapering off my addiction again

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veganza Straya. RT @smh Cyclist left with "traumatised" kidney, bruising after accident with kangaroo. ow.ly/I3KIX pic.twitter.com/jMlUTJqSke

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super interesting: experiencing (the same!) extraordinary events on your own is more disappointing than with others http://t.co/IDo9SzbUIF

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first time on the bike in 6 weeks today. legs were all "lol nah"

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@carrie1million you’re 100% right. but my body thinks it’s 3am so it’s actually nap time

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@carrie1million GOOD QUESTION. I landed about 10 hours ago ;) “freezing” is about the only accurate answer I have right now

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@carrie1million it was a public holiday plenty of places yesterday. guess it balances out globally?

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@veganinbrighton another successful trip with the Osprey pack. still so stupid stoked on it and its carry-on friendliness

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@makedoandmendyo okay so if I paid attention I'd have seen the Germany link. you're off the hook…for now ;D

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@makedoandmendyo HEY so why won't https://t.co/MWxZZcckXB work in Germany? some copyright thing. can you dudes make that possible?

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@rblimey Mette just got back from South Africa. she can give some proper feedback now

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@rblimey mate I'm in Germany, not Belgium. get it together will ya

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@jmikola I'm on about that too ;) jetlag + plane (lack of) sleep. trying to work today..not exactly winning. sigh.

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@jmikola only just landed back at 7am. body thinks it's midnight already. I'll be zzzzz by then :(

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@jmikola actually seems pretty good

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@rblimey just back in Berlin this morning actually. 7am landing!

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@veganinbrighton got p.into deep fried banana when I was in India

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@leeeham had to google who that is. still no real idea if you're boasting or ashamed :P

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@_spindles did you throw a wedge of tofu at them?

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@leeeham aka Monday afternoon plane jams fyi

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@dotarray yesterday I actually watched lightning crack over cane fields, breathing humidity

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@skwashd @EtihadAirways perfect :) I'm still 10h from landing, then 6h from destination..but close ;)

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@skwashd @EtihadAirways ah, fantastic. I'm about to cross the WA coast to the Indian Ocean. guess I'll find out soon enough!

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@EtihadAirways hi! I can't find it in my seat pocket. do you have a WiFly coverage map handy? (or..will it work over ocean?)

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@veganinbrighton @clue SIDEBAR. kiwis don't get wag(g)on wheels? such a deprived society :(

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@veganinbrighton @clue actually, second best. they weren't Mintons

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@veganinbrighton @clue pff no but if you get to India ever, I found the best bikkies in the world available at tons of places. go to India!

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@clue @veganinbrighton bikkie locator/map. I'd use Clue for that alone. "uh yeah, still PMSing. weird right? it's been weeks"

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@SaltineJustine oh also! you should go to Coles/IGA/(not Woolworths), go to the health food aisle, and find Mintons. best bikkies evar.

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@osobinka I'm well aware :P I had tea and water today, if that counts?

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@flickiter NOOOOOOOOOoooo are they wearing straya flags/capes in their photos? because they're the keepers

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@SaltineJustine big +1. (though it was mine.) I'm on a flight back now :/

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@flickiter OKAY SO probs be in Newtownish like 12:30. where/when to meet?

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@irldexter tomoz. just back to cranberry tonight

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@mattheworbit @messycook @efcliz yeah we'll wing something closer to the date. yolo etc, y'know

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@messycook @mattheworbit @efcliz OKAY. I'll let you know when I'm booked. probs Fri eve -> Sun eve, so I'll need floor space both nights

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@mattheworbit @messycook @efcliz YEP. that’s locked in? I’m gonna book it when I’m back in eurovilla

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@mattheworbit I’m in qld at least :( quickest trip evarrrrr

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@mattheworbit not getting to brissy this trip :(

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@flickiter !!! awesome. I’m probs having a mate drive me up. I fly at like 4pm so probably get to town ~midday, grab food, then head at 2ish

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@flickiter @oh_pies @_spindles anyone sourced lamingtons tomoz? who’s up for lunch hangs?

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@bex_is ps A+ advice on Coolangatta. better times and closer! downside is Jetstar though :(

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@pjf which suburb is your suburb these days?

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@bex_is oh lols it’s right over the road

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@bex_is oh it’s just up the road. like a block or two. I’ll come out on the street and head that way

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@bex_is across from? I’m at the foodworks on b street

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@bex_is sure. I’ll be at smith and daughters

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@bex_is oh lols, I know there. I’m staying in Kew just up from abbotsford convent. I’ll be in Fitzroy for dins but

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@bex_is I’ll be tight on time Sunday since I leave on Monday :( so yeah tonight would be ace. friend might tag along?

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@bex_is aha I got dinz at 6 in Fitzroy and just bumming around with a friend for a bit with no fixed plans. plan something?

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@bex_is oi when are you going to cranberry? I’m in Melbs now and in cranberry sundee

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@AnnabelAstbury they wanted to until they realised it would cost ALL the tea

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@j_s_n_d damn, I'm too late to slow you down. I'm about to be traffic. been a while since I've seen Hoddle at peak hour

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@leeeham @terryhope you mean you seriously want me to miss neighbours?

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@leeeham @terryhope I'm hitting S&D on Friday. never been to Cornish Arms, so let's do that?

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@leeeham HEY @terryhope wants to know where we're going for dinner. I got most of a tub of yoghurt if you just want to dig into that?

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@veganstraightedge Atom does some really great covers. love the Break Down the Walls cover

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@id warning: it ruins you from typing on anyone else's machine ever again. you tuYPE LIKKe this forever

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@id protip: map it to backspace instead

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@jfpoole “you’ll fit in well here”

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@mattheworbit nah I have to come up to see nan. probably on the weekend when I’m not working too

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@mattheworbit I haven’t been up there yet, nope. haven’t left oz yet either :P

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@andy_matuschak @NSHipster ditto. and with Android. it's been great, except the Android part ;)

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@skwashd I had a cancelled flight and had to return the following day to get a new itinerary. it took 90 minutes just to get in.

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@skwashd (after just being in India. can't even enter the airport without a valid itinerary.)

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@skwashd well yeah. still better than just about anywhere else in the world though :[

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@mattheworbit @mariekehardy I'll throw in a pack of Manner wafers for the trip if you swing by Berlin on the way

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Australian airport security: where liquids are fine, no one checks boarding passes, and you don't feel like a criminal :)

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@veganinbrighton swear to god. chips were pretty much my favourite part of India ;) still got 2 bags left.. won't last much longer I think

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the toaster inmates are running the toaster asylum

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@clue that’s where you’ll be wrong. I’ll be somewhere over Western Australia or the Indian Ocean. won’t know which timezone ;)

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@clue jesus christ. glad you got my good side :)

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@_hotsauce you're the worst mcdonalds person quoter thing ever

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@brentriddell (….not sure if I should have credited that tweet to you or not. almost creepy. apologies if you felt I stole it though!)

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HHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK. "VAJANKLE". PROBABLY NSFW. http://t.co/kt9DNSbFYw

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@brentriddell HAHAH FUCKING HELL. FUCKING. FUCK. LOL FOR REAL.

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@id that screen toucher would be missing a finger by now if that were my laptop

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@leeeham lucky I’m all €€€€ these days then

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@leeeham my face is full of Mintons. checkmate.

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@leeeham PENCIL IT IN WITh strong potential to erase because I'm still trying to work out visiting Nan. but probably Wed yea!

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@leeeham wait so are you around this week or what? (ps way to go, hippie)

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@_hotsauce I heard you smoke mad pipe. bit jealous.

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@twinfold actually met a couple that lived here for 18mths that legitimately loved it. nooo idea.

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ahh, canberra’s best feature: smoking is banned even at outdoor seating in restaurants

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"The problem was solved by closing and reopening the Xcode client."

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@micheletitolo for truffles? or bars? @TCHOchocolate for the latter, of course :) (and some of the former)

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@veganinbrighton @RandiBop ah yeah. I travel with a cotton sleeping bag liner thing these days for exactly that reason

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@veganinbrighton I need 'em, even in summer :[ can't sleep without 'em. dunno why.

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@kch had a 17 hour delay last week (which meant 24 hour late arrival, after connections)

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I moved my lamp a couple of hours ago. now there’s a spider web on it, and 6 or 7 baby spiders calling it home! weeee

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@kch I've enjoyed entering oz recently. off plane and into a taxi under 10 mins. maybe 5?

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@earthxsucks sorta. but that's Braddon, not Civic. in which case you're mostly forgiven

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@efcliz @mattheworbit if I could make emoticons if have made a bagel emoticon years ago. and then avocado. no dice :(

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@j_s_n_d (eating my old man's data cap in style!)

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@j_s_n_d streamed on ch9 website, if that helps (apparently)

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@j_s_n_d @alwarney yea I mean multimon works once it's setup, but last I tried, you'd still lose a hour/day to initial setup in .confs

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@alwarney @j_s_n_d yar, in static/non-laptop envs it's totally fine. but for, er, "professional" (can I call myself that?) use, I'm not sure

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@j_s_n_d @alwarney been years since I've actually looked. do multiple monitors come anywhere close to "just work" status these days?

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