The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2019

@aprilwensel ha, I land tonight and have similarly mixed feelings :< on the up side, any newish food places to check out that you can rec?

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@Palleas HEY PAL. would you mind answering some q's about your experience with EU->Canada immigration with @KTamas ??? xox

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@cosmocatalano I've had people angry(/happy) about a title because of how it'll look on their CV...like...just make… https://t.co/MgfF3El9Me

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@ratqueencartel silkworm it's 2019 and you're still using uber

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https://t.co/39yinxzJr2 is levelling up hard. I don’t think this was in previous betas, but now it has schedule (w/… https://t.co/eR2UQNFGzA

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everywourd prountou

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hah, @slackhq is Optimising® my Office Productivity™ with this Fun Workflow©:
- click archive link inside… https://t.co/vMgQpSVu5S

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@ratkins those blokes couldn't organise a p'sup in a br'wery

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@ratkins nah, I’m not in the country for the next couple of months, otherwise probably would have

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@earthxsucks no but I'm fine eating around them

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localsadgay I think we all know who the new hosts of Masterchef need to be pic.twitter.com/ANAIQMY02z

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@pjf it took me a _long_ time to get a straight answer on "but you're not the executor" "yes but I'm the administra… https://t.co/vOGjnQfMZq

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@grhmc yeah I always felt stupid. did I use the wrong rack?

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@bl00dymarie @ztsamudzi !!! damn fucking right. the whole "it's _supposed_ to be taboo" bullshit is just...racist and gross as hell

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@CrashPlanSMB @crashplanpro ohhh boy, I've contacted the support team several times about the various ways that res… https://t.co/oSE6PeH4sW

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@crashplanpro /cc @CrashPlanSMB it's ridiculously frustrating when I'm paying quite on a subscription that I can't… https://t.co/a4juBIUddC

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@crashplanpro hi folks, I'm getting this forever trying to restore a backup. (yes I've done the obvious steps of re… https://t.co/0oeAyhbPug

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@SlackHQ really, just any way to just roll back to ~1 month ago would be lovely. the recent changes tend to hinder rather than help :<

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@SlackHQ hiya! is there a way to prevent the recent change of cmd-key flashing the numbers of the Slacks I'm a part… https://t.co/JRFtNIPASN

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@peterbowyer yeah, I get that. in a sense it's using `apt-get install` to install a binary, instead of compiling from source

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@peterbowyer ahh right, yeah. worse when it's typescript in that situation too :< pain in the bum sometimes

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@samuelgoodwin yea. I wish Xcode made that kinda thing easier, honestly. it always feels like a hack to slot that into the build steps :<

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@samuelgoodwin if it's static content, you can pre-process it so the parsing isn't done at runtime at least

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@samuelgoodwin markdown and attributed strings is usually where I land. kinda gross tho.

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@peterbowyer do you just want to view the original source, unminified? or why do you want the original source?

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@peterbowyer for one, not every project uses babel, but might use those deps

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@acht oh yeah! I want to, I had a blood test tho, so tomorrow!

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it's a "let's see if skipping meds for a day will fuck me up" kind of day

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calling someone a legend is basically calling them a foot

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@Jet_Blakk @ratqueencartel dear cunt bev,

it's "millennial"

xx

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@janklausa eggs in the fridge or on the shelf tho? y/n, tag urself

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@rodzajowo apparetly @janklausa said something about Deutsche Post letting you send them for free on their site or… https://t.co/q6Fm7rlcce

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RT @zenalbatross: props to the amazing human who decided that one of the security questions should be “what is your favorite security quest…

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@earthxsucks "don't wank while driving" seems like good advice 4 u

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@ashfurrow I had a hard time with permanent residency, like, "nothing.....feels different. when will they figure out it the mistake?"

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if u are what u eat I wanna be a erdnuss flip

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady wow, image searching for "sweet sin" to find a joke picture wasn't what I expected but it's what I deserved

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@michaelneale DB are useless enough to be a political platform issue these days

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it’s good* when there’s so much traffic that it’s faster to take a train to the airport…but then the flight is dela… https://t.co/7VEul62HZd

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@cabel @ArturGalata I’m trying to get a friend to forward a package from Japan. I never use a phone case but this m… https://t.co/srcs7elvcM

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I read a paper today that used "PTSD" in relation to a post-cancer condition. using that label put some of my feeli… https://t.co/DEzPOSBewC

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@katherinebailey good excuse to come back :) see ya in Canada then I guess!

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@katherinebailey ever happen upon a lyre bird? I was back a few months ago, and man, miss that fauna.

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@cabel @ArturGalata heya @ArturGalata, I can't work out if these ship internationally - is there a trick to it? can… https://t.co/bjxiJVoIFH

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@endocrimes Australian tourists in groups are approximately the worst :<

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related, there's QuickJS just released this week - a new tiny embeddable JS engine bellard.org/quickjs/

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hey, neat, wonder what else we can do with this "Hermes is a JavaScript engine optimized for fast start up of React… https://t.co/sGGsAtNMtY

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@Emmelinecady yyyyyep I remember working on an app idea based around that kinda thing. pain is more than one dimens… https://t.co/N2uR3CKEUX

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a fun* thing about chronic pain is that on a 0-10 scale, I'm having a worse day today than yesterday. but on a pure… https://t.co/WWxu4fk1NT

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RT @ohkirsten: On #CowAppreciationDay let us all remember that cows are big puppies. https://t.co/Q9nPGbd6Zy

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@halfwrittentale cinnamon + banana + maple syrup is a good combo too. or slices of apple instead of banana - pop 'e… https://t.co/OLBJFAlHzZ

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@halfwrittentale "peanut butter and banana" sounds like an American combo tbh. I'm on the "choc chips and hazelnut… https://t.co/3dxBeZGeCc

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after spending time with Prettier in some projects, manually re-formatting in Xcode is so...cumbersome :<

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RT @OrkneyLibrary: Apparently today is #CowAppreciationDay which is great when you're in #Orkney and have a Photographic Archive full of th…

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@a2 I’m flying on Friday if you acccctually want one

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hm, Ellyse Perry’s 7 for 22 noticeably absent from this list of ODI bowling records by @ESPNcricinfo. definitely pu… https://t.co/tY4cJD13hm

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@bex_is oh yeah it’s Peter Andre every day, but tomorrow is Mysterious Girl obv

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obviously the real highlight of that video was John Blackman mumbling "alright!" at the end of the video

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it's Monday so you know what that means pic.twitter.com/LYSNPFVbhN

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@1Password oh wow, right on. that pricing page makes no mention of it - I've completely missed it this whole time?… https://t.co/yEz2uLpimD

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@1Password bingo! thanks :) (while I have you: there's not a standalone version of 7 for Mac yet, is there?)

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@1Password hello, friends! is there any way to disable the upgrade nags throughout the app? they just started appea… https://t.co/FSYeuSZUN9

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it’s good looking at your reminders app with a bunch of records of “the babe”, from the number of times you’ve chec… https://t.co/TcmozJlzIe

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@Beryllium9 yeah, didn't hurt too much. just waiting for them to start itching like hell soon. it was a weird momen… https://t.co/31kLnYCeMF

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@Beryllium9 hahah, I'm actually faaairly close to you at the moment, if you check this geotag :D!

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I haven't been stung by a bee in over a decade, but today I managed twice??? hoW

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@ratkins maybe it's not the most credible source, but the bloke that punched Tony Abbott would say one https://t.co/oExXoJkTRz

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@ratkins has he let out a "flamin' drongo" yet?

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any time Apple adds a new privacy prompt feature to iOS, running not-yet-updated apps reminds me how scummy analyti… https://t.co/mrDn1EneF8

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@luke_schmuke ha, thanks! it still needs some work - some pretty rough edge cases. but works enough for development… https://t.co/17eiWnYA1o

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kill smbd, computer running fast again. 10gb of RAM reclaimed. hashtag computers

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@charlesv we're all delete deep down, xox

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@AmericanAir hi! can you help me track down a PNR for American (for seat assignment, etc) on a @British_Airways booking? thanks!

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an appropriate day to watch a few episodes of Letterkenny eh

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@SlackHQ ok! looking forward to an update <3

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@SlackHQ hiya! is there a way to disable the "drafts" thing moving my messages around? I navigate with keyboard, an… https://t.co/GoKoTy49Je

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@janklausa if it were comic sans it'd be a masterpiece

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@cabel @ArturGalata what in tarnation? that's wild. honestly all I want out of this is to be get invited to a ~wack… https://t.co/5MoTQBaq1C

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