The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2022

@berikv Berik you’re not supposed to update software

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@ZuckerBaby I’ve heard the “get to sleep” part attributed to having a quieter brain/(more) orderly thoughts, so the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@paprikapapaya so you know to avoid them!! they’re doing you a massive favour with the red flags up front

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@ratkins yeah, iStat seems to show “rain” even if there’s a 15min shower at 4am. if the last few days are anything… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins it’s just some soulless carbon roadie. defs nice to ride, but not much character in any of them :( and the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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it's new bike day, and here's the forecast for the week :( pic.twitter.com/8lG6ZSpIPX

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@monica_farrell wait what, 1600*12 is nowhere near that. does it count some estimated CoL or some such?

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@_conath I will miss that good Colemak Geschmack

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I have a German test coming up, and most of it is via a computer. but they provide the computer, and I’m p.sure QWERTZ will be the end of me

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bookymargoof @notjosh @ratkins dwayne honey i’m so sorry pic.twitter.com/WfbdqoRxAW

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@bookymargoof @ratkins lol, fuck, that’s perfect. want to get married one of these days?

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@ratkins hmmm, let’s see if this works: hey @bookymargoof can u pls draw dwayne “the rock” lobster

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@ratkins the fine mist coating my desk is a lovely visual metaphor for the state of my sinuses of late

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@noahread at this point I’m too deep to know what’s real anymore. “it wasn’t a rock”, they say

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all day today, I’ve had the stupidest expression in my head: dwayne “the rock” lobster

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do you ever just nap on a pillow of potato? Boombox got the memo pic.twitter.com/29DJwbqC3X

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three years might be a tad optimistic, mind

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looking forward to three years of “”””supply and confidence”””

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@collindonnell ah yeah, `this` scoping can definitely be unintuitive at times. variable block as coping has certain… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@collindonnell have you got a small example? I’m kinda curious now

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@earthxsucks suppose you want them to throw in a free sausage with every order too? come on mate

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big difficult difficult lemon difficult energy

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@VeganCyclist whoa, true, I forgot all about Tiz. with GCN+ I never go there anymore, ha!

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@averrer even UK winning would also mean UK losing. would have been an awkward victory speech!

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@VeganCyclist day 3 and I still don’t know how to stream this here :( UCI stream is geo-blocked

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f in the chat for germany. ✨NOOL PWUH✨ from the jury

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@Kiss_my_Panache it’s about the broadcaster tho, as I understand it. partner agencies etc

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@LGnome get fucked no way m8, it’s gonna clean up the popular vote

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pack it up, we have a winner

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RT @CAPRIAN0: the whole continent of europe giving the wolf a banana #EUROVISION https://t.co/SgudsgGYvc

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@messycook me @ the polling booth: DE-MO-CRA-CY SOSIJJJJJ

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@janklausa I’ll be in the espresso lane to a passing grade!!!!

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@janklausa prüfungstraining party! I’m bringing raw milk for the whole class!!

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the best* weekends are the weekends you have to get up earlier than on weekdays, to do things more boring than your job (*very best 100%)

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@janklausa tbh I think the last dairy milk I had was raw milk

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@janklausa make your bickies with raw milk just to make a point

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iiiiiit’s officially strawberries from the cute-lil-karl’s-strawberry-stand season

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@christian_beer see, if you used Flutter, you wouldn’t have this issue :P

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@Politepix I like eleventy these days for v.simple things, but “best” is awfully subjective depending on needs

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miriamino this is why projects like @dripberlin are so important! open source period tracking app that stores your data only… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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TahliaRoy Canberra now has affirmative sexual consent laws that mean consent must be given freely and voluntarily, mutually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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dansbadtweets The internet is a beautiful place twitter.com/dansbadtweets/… pic.twitter.com/RPvkgZmCyZ

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@cosmocatalano who needs planned obsolescence when you have intolerablere frustration? get them repeat sales, ka-ching!

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@cosmocatalano there’s a product manager out there getting a promotion because so many people are using readability mode

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@GeekAndDad ifixit.com/Guide/Apple+Ti… I believe this is the one I have, and the guide I followed

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may the horse be with you ?

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@lifewinning I’m still happy to have hotdog.horse. a+ tld, would renew again

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