The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 2022

Vodafone outage aka go to the pharmacy and post office chore time

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@paprikapapaya if you want to truly feel alive, go out without a case in cold weather+numb fingers

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@bex_is and all you neeeeeed is a knife ?

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@HanneyChris @ShreddersGame ah cool so it depends on which OS you view it on. Android users get it sooner?? rude. thaNKS unicode consortium

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@oh_pies do you usually get them in bottles? I’d only gotten blister packs. can you choose?

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@skwashd I’d do it purely speculatively, on the chance I get some good pastries

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I feel like music and performance art both peaked with JUD JUD

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ihatesexband happy i hate sex day to all who celebrate

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@vortexau I was surprised that it had much of an impact for me. mostly it gets me wiggling on days I’m feeling lazy… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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noodled with mitmproxy + Moxy this evening to bring a long-dead app back to life with stubbed API responses. also u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins I started taking desloratadin (5mg, whatever generic is cheapest) last year, with pretty good results. it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins if an infection lasts a week, then yeah, give or take. bonkers.

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I played new GP roulette and had mixed results. I think we had mutual skepticism of each other, like a kinda awkward-but-fine first date

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@Gwladruns timeline opinion in full agreement again I assume

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@ZuckerBaby I scattered Mum’s ashes, and visit the location each time I’m back

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I fought with macOS to install drivers for an old printer (only 32bit officially available) for a couple of hours,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins do they? Meet is fine for me in Firefox - maybe some advanced features don’t work though?

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@___Tari___ @PossiblyAlan I’m not sure the fallout since (or if it was a misunderstanding etc), but I didn’t preord… https://t.co/dwso9nt8q6

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@michaelneale I saw a meme the other day like “m8 save your cash and just buy some cottees” and now my eyes are open

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@bex_is damn, haven’t thought about SLC Punk in so long. gotta add that to my list

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@mangopdf replying to all of your “this guy gets it” tweets for the foreseeable future* with “that’s what she said” (*probably just one tbh)

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@ratkins camera did it zero justice when I saw it :<

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@deutschbitte also on infinite: “there’s an infinite number of stars in the universe”

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RT @bookymargoof: i heartily recommend giving @momodraws all of your money in exchange for drawings of your loved ones ? https://t.co/FFeBk…

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playing Alan Wake, and there’s a lumberjack enemy that just said “logging is a dangerous occupation”. someone’s just mad about log4j imo

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@ratkins guess existing suppliers are comfortable with the current exclusive arrangement. new suppliers want TGA ap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins dunno. I think the latter, but judging by many pharmacies not being able to even order them, I guess that’… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@coveloper I’ll take it, even if it’s just for now

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how is this not bigger news??? this seems like a huge win for the future of the species dw.com/en/five-world-…

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@RachaelHasIdeas I don’t love having a watch on my wrist, but I’m certainly more active (on low motivation days) fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@janklausa I’d like to imagine this as you resting for the day before, not the dough

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@SolomonEmmeline is it still the same one that was getting impossible to find?

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@SolomonEmmeline @naomimaria it’s so good, the last few years have ruled for music

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happy new year, twitter. may 2022 be kind to you & yours <3

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