@skwashd it's still yesterday here :( dammit.
@messycook WHERE IS THE OREO MAYO?
@id messily sounds problematic. loudly I can give/take though. like a sneeze, really
@futurecat the day after daylight savings, even!
@futurecat my first was at 5:43 this morning. hooray for early!
@luckythespider “middle schooler†✨✨
this train not having updated to daylight savings time had me worried for a moment
@collindonnell sync is problematic full stop. I still haven't found a solution I legitimately like, but solutions that suck less than others
@collindonnell depending your model, an NSIncrementalStore subclass might do the job for you
@collindonnell I'm using CouchDB/Couchbase for sync, but propagates transparently to a MOC. app don't care. it's aces.
@aelleaelle ahah, no drinking, no coffee, no meat makes me very much 'man-date'. "cup of tea?" isn't so 'manly'. it's amusing and weird.
josh's finger vs tin can: tin can wins, flawless victory. dammit.
@nancycdhill FIGHT YOU?
@irldexter @germanwings yea. just hoping they get off the ground this time (booking last week was cancelled at the airport..)
@twinfold @germanwings well that's why mine was cancelled, yeah. but it was just so poorly handled on the ground. argh.
@twinfold @germanwings they cancelled my flight last week, but wouldn't let us know until we got to the airport. it's fair.
@annemette RE: 'Subject' on emails. why?
oh, fuck, tomorrow's flight is @germanwings. twice in a week. hopefully this one actually flies :/
@paprikapapaya wasn't as cheap as Berlin ;) and not too many vegan options out meant I did a lot of home-cooking. wasn't thaaaat bad
@paprikapapaya I went last year! I just missed tourist season. without a (current) license, it was pretty limited. but still super ace.
@efcliz actually looking forward to it. kinda want NZ to win. should be a good match for the second time this world cup ;)
@efcliz ;D
@mattheworbit aaaaaaaaand added to my okc/Tinder profiles
@mattheworbit I look ~*~beautiful~*~
@mattheworbit hahah, you fucker
@mattheworbit best description of my life I've ever heard
@ashfurrow GUYS, hey GUYS, he's one of us, it's cool
@ashfurrow which team are you on, Furrow? *glare*
@ratkins @HoursTracker grab iFunBox/iExplorer and fish it out yourself? :/
@messycook just found an old pic with a cat in my hood. but the important part is blurred in the background https://t.co/RMH45GXwpI
@cabel you seem to have p.much the tallest iPhone ever
RT @oz_f: Woah just got a text from Osman Faruqi: http://t.co/Wd7w74Wvcx
@ratkins in North Holland at least. the rest of the country has no excuse.
@ratkins lol, NS just sent me a notification
@steipete also interesting because of this: https://t.co/IVbu5ItxZD
@Palleas why.
@leeeham hhahahahhah
@leeeham a sitcom where Jerry really into large posters. Signfeld.
@leeeham was ist das problem mit flugzeugessen?
@earthxsucks xseinfeldx
@workingkills ahah yep, it's so good
if Seinfeld was a show about German beer it'd be called Steinfeld #whatsthedeal
@couchbase did you have any comment at all on the #CBLiveEUR "entertainment"? because I sincerely believe it deserves addressing.
@messycook Oreo mayo!
@ratkins @samuelgoodwin Vegemite?
@messycook @mendelianalien @RandiBop GOOD MORNING!
@drsm79 rebooked for the morning. fun and games!
not a good day for @germanwings I’m sure, but fucking hell, “on time†is not the same as cancelled. update your site, hey?
@ratkins was on Usenet hours ago
@ratkins I just watched it bruh
@messycook @RandiBop @mendelianalien GOOD MORNING!
@chriseidhof @getscenery ! congrats on shipping :)
@RachyVool which kind? important.
@steipete (vanilla Java though, yes, is great)
@steipete wait, you've found a good Android testing workflow? last I tried (a year ago), it was a mess of broken tools
@RobertShippey stoked :(
scantily clad women at the #CBLiveEUR event after party is pretty fucking disappointing. aren’t we past this yet? /c@couchbasese
2015 and still talking about cross-platform iOS apps during season Q&A! #CBLiveEUR
I’m the idiot in shorts. hi!@peralmqalmq: Me @notjoshjosh represent@clueclue#CBLiveEURe#CouchbaseLiveLive if anyone wanna say hi ✋ðŸ˜â€
@SaltineJustine good luck! I'm doin' TXL✈ï¸LGW later. mid-air high fives?
@veganza what.
@brentriddell that cool, dark, wintery haze
@cloudant seems like there are outages - can you confirm? I can't reach my instance, reports from others saying the same
@jasonsanders 🌽
@jasonsanders for 100 days though?!
@jasonsanders my action will be NOT POSTING ON INSTAGRAM OMGggg
@orta caps lock mapped to backspace = win
@oh_pies patpat
@kkaefer milling around outside the door. ready when you are!
@kkaefer aces.
@kkaefer probably long overdue. finishing my tea, but I'll be free in 10mins. work for you?
@kkaefer yar! :)
@ratkins :( legit upset about it
@DicksByMail hi! are your penises vegan perchance?
@kkaefer ha! you were just in my office? :) small world
oh my, these metadata laws in AU seem certain to pass at this point? I won't be booking that ticket back any time soon :/
@jfpoole "Real-time butt sniff may give you poop skills" ??????????????????????
@zaemis some*
@annemette tweeting that picture?
@dariazeoli butts
@mpospese Soylent Green is made out of people!
@colincornaby QA is my main motivation, and then version-next of dependencies are largely iOS 8 min
@colincornaby literally just floated that idea with my team 20 mins ago
@micheletitolo language settings? pic.twitter.com/xItjlneerq
@waxpancake removed?
@colincornaby for sure, not disagreeing at all. I love my 3DS! but it has a looot of room for improvement
@annemette FAVEOURITED
@annemette saw you faveourited that tweet. good work.
@annemette :(
@annemette inbox: nothing from Anne-Mette
@annemette should I have?
@annemette actually didn't
@colincornaby you could say that in both directions imo. 3DS is *very* average in a lot of ways
@cosmocatalano I can't tell if you're for or against kangaroos at this point
@berikv and "ass code"? :(
@berikv welp, the NSA have you now
@annemette sorry, were you asking me something?
@flickiter dunno if a "hey! yeah, probs not gonna work. good luck on yr search!" would be too much or not. I like that kinda msg though fwiw
@flickiter I like a reply, but often that's opening the door to a reply from them too. eh.
@terryhope certainly looks edible, yup
@jfpoole top o' the mornin' pic.twitter.com/IjVnJyPWMi
@skwashd here's a metro token! pic.twitter.com/RJsdxIvDP3
@skwashd I thought the Mumbai metro was pretty good tbh
@skwashd famous last words..
@skwashd skimping on trains was not an option. as nice as "sleeper" class sounded, it really wasn't
@efcliz ..said Australia to its Prime Minister: http://t.co/LvL1kAthpz
@mattheworbit but when that's ALL they submit? c'mon
@Bozzified mate you haven't checked in for a while: http://t.co/U4bGNJF4SL
lol at candidates that submit linkedin as their CV, but don't allow public access to it
I hope when I finally grow up, chocolate is a real food group
@SVPofThings ahah. whatever you bake, I want some pls
@SVPofThings Orgran egg replacer?
@SVPofThings so many vego bars, yeah? (ps which Kaiser's?)
@christian_beer woot!
@ashfurrow we're looking at @clue if that seems their kinda thing. josh at helloclue dot com if that's a thing!
@Cyclocosm aha, even the crowd. you idiot.
@Cyclocosm lols.
@erinkgoddard do you get any downtime when you're there?
@rblimey fucking dense, but damn
@efcliz @veganinbrighton @messycook and they'll do it again if you don't watch yer mouth.
@efcliz @veganinbrighton @messycook :(
@messycook @zuckerbaby @moodfornoodles I use https://t.co/ZiO4imw3au and I'm a biiig fan
@RachyVool because of your Twitter name, I read "my dog just ate a life changing almond croissant". it raised a lot of questions.
@messycook @mattheworbit @efcliz NOT GREAT. wasn't bad, but wouldn't go out of my way to get back there ever
@efcliz @mattheworbit @messycook fucking. don't go to Loving Hut. cult fucks.
@messycook @mattheworbit @efcliz @MsCupcakeUK and wagggggggggggggggggggg(gggggggggggg)on wheels!
@Politepix I went into Gatwick a fortnight ago. took 45 mins to clear a line of 12 :(
talents include: oh god that's a lot of garlic
@mattheworbit @efcliz @messycook hahahah
@efcliz @mattheworbit @messycook she's pretty strange
@efcliz @mattheworbit you were scared at @messycook 's place too? it was terrifying :(
@chriseidhof following your heart is usually the best decision, yup :)
@nancycdhill keep the updates coming bro
@ratkins homesick? vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW
@ashfurrow doing node.js, I missed having tools like Instruments though..so eh. one day everything will be perfect, right?
@jasonsanders 😘
@ashfurrow been doing too much shouldjs. `true.should.be.false` works there
@ashfurrow AH. duh. thank you.
expect(YES).to.beFalsy;
Executed 1 test, with 0 failures
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@flickiter my weak, frail hand :(
@flickiter if you're old then I'm old. so please don't be old :P
@flickiter lols. had to happen one day :P
@flickiter 💩
@flickiter vegan at least?
@j_s_n_d slower than it should have because of rain delays. but yea
@SaltineJustine iuno, they're bikkies ("cookies"). chocolate and mint. I'm pretty into them, but I miss them here
@SaltineJustine hey did I tell about Mintons or not yet?
@paprikapapaya hugs.
@longwall26 @ftrain the guy that named the toaster has to be up there too
@veganinbrighton whatever bruh, I rode a wag(g)on wheel pic.twitter.com/AIdiEqqo9I
@arambartholl been seeing those around. quietly laughing each time I pass. imagining a legin "hype man" following agencies around
@EVRpodcast sad to see the (foreseeable) end of the podcast. it's been great, and I'm gonna sincerely miss it. thank you, regardless <3
@flickiter wow
@tleydn ace, thanks!
@jonathanstark but last week it was expensive and unimpressive?
@CastIrony the good thing is that USB is an open standard, yeah? give it a week and better/cheaper hubs will be available
@Palleas :f
@Palleas yea, something about it posting directly to Slack seemed..weird. I just opted for emails
@snej (I also want a source build so I can see source lines in Instruments as a nice side effect)
@snej what's the easiest way to get a source-build of cbl-ios into my app, since Pods is binary?
pro-level method naming at Apple these days pic.twitter.com/dQd1NKN85U
@jasonsanders @samgrover you think it's an issue NOW. bring on 2016!
@bendiken race free! vrooom! http://t.co/yZRxwQ6DPm
@samgrover so, what, you're going to blame Apple? no way.
@samgrover coffee shop wifi just ain't what it used to be :(
@olegam yea. I think I'd have liked a week later. pressure is on now :)
@olegam yar. March 30 though.
ijansch I'm looking for ios, android, windows devs, a project manager, an office assistant, and a team lead to grow our team. jobs at egeniq dot com
@Localytics any idea why `+[LLUtil objectForSelector:performedOnTarget:]` for `UUIDString` is causing so many crashes for us? :(
@skwashd I had the opposite experience :[ think I just got lucky with the in-store rep
today went from "augh I don't want to go to work" to staying after midnight
@janl @tleydn @snej @workingkills makes sense. thanks!
@janl @tleydn @snej @workingkills w/ _bulk_get? ;)
@tleydn @snej @workingkills no dramas. thanks for your help!
@tleydn @snej @workingkills @janl mmm we're running on @cloudant, so who knows when it'd make it up there either
@tleydn @snej @workingkills yea. but CBS has its own issues that we're not super into tackling yet. d'oh.
@tleydn @snej @workingkills do we _need_ the revision history? 600+ HTTP calls is..painful :)
@tleydn @snej @workingkills seems it wants the full revision history. found via: https://t.co/qtNmmImqDt
@snej @tleydn any idea/reason why only gen 1 docs can but bulk get'd for non CB hosts? i.e. https://t.co/HeO9xCdLh8 /cc @workingkills
@christian_beer it's still pretty gross. but it also takes care of a lot of issues. imo it's a "least-worse" solution
@christian_beer fair enough, no problem. we need cross-platform :( finally getting around to it
@christian_beer actually, you might have some ideas. have deployed much Couch* into production (at reasonably volume)?
@christian_beer yea :)
@christian_beer I had the same conversation last year :P https://t.co/uWaYTDswAr
@christian_beer sure. I can take more closeups of mine (it's a bit beaten up) if you need any more detail!
@christian_beer yeah. I pack a 15" rMBP in a sleeve into the pouch. it's snug, but it's fine.
@christian_beer I did 3 weeks in Australia+3 weeks in India with it, all carry-on. so..probably :)
@christian_beer probably not business enough, but the Osprey Farpoint 40L is aces for me. laptop sleeve and all!