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July 2021

@danimal apparently they did exactly that, though: https://t.co/BKea99pluE (link to the PDF source later in thread)

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@nzJayZee rhyming "Canada" with "asafoetida" *chef kiss*

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@nzJayZee "I done got my delicious science nectar"

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@Palleas @asmallteapot by somewhere in the world I take that as "my couch or bed or any soft surface near me" and e… https://t.co/DI4ZZYL8pb

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@nzJayZee I think about the start song of this clip often. "BACKWARDS IT'S ADANAC" rings in my head any time I have maple syrup etc etc

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@nzJayZee I meant Piper I think, haha. not actually sure. but cool that you took a friend in from the streets! they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ashfurrow @collindonnell (fwiw I’ve found Redux Toolkit a nice way to use Redux - far less boilerplate, and better grouping/conventions)

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@ashfurrow @collindonnell same. even as complicated as some Redux setups become, they’re still pretty clear “action… https://t.co/g3IEM47dnf

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@nzJayZee was this just a rando street cat? or has he been around a while?

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@oh_pies I’ll find you some novelty Scooby Doo bandaids to become, and then when things are bad you’ll be justified in saying ruh roh

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@nzJayZee oh man learning to wake up on first alarm was the best thing I ever did for myself, can 100% endorse even… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@oh_pies what if Ship of Theseus but you and bandaids?? eventually you don’t exist, or you become bandaids, and peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@dotarray ha :) surviving, but not exactly thriving. working on it & making changes & improving, but things feel he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@dotarray I use 1Password, though I’m a little wary of their future. and they have a “buy the app as a one-off” ins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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it’s 2am and I’m just done on the phone with a lawyer. channeling my deepest Cunk vibe of “what is clocks?”

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@selfawaresoup do you know if they have vegan options in-person? the Wolt/Lieferando menus are pretty heavy on dairy

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RT @ihatesexband: coronavirus screamo
?
no idea which wave we’re in

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@janklausa CS fundamentals is just click heads all day, and occasionally yell “wallhax aimbot”

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@endocrimes ah damn, lucky! I think it’ll be years before I get that option. the downside of a lower density area

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@endocrimes do you have (decent) alternatives there? I hate the contract, but it’s the only non-DSL option I have :[

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sometimes I think I’m in control of my actions and emotions, and then a giant wasp shows up in my kitchen

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@collindonnell howwwwWw do you retain anything from podcasts while working? I’d have to rewind every two minutes

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@ratkins location tracking? in my tracking app? I don’t think so!

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I saw deer on my ride today. thought they were dogs from a distance, so didn’t pay much attention until I got close… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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plenty of reasons to be cynical about this, but absolutely rules to use your hard-earned platform for fundamental h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Kosovo with more gold medals (so far, I know I know) than most countries is nice to see

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@ZuckerBaby super agree! even “check your self for lumps” is so vague - people often just think breasts, and the ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte @ratkins @christian_beer give or take, it’s what the RKI published yesterday (and a whole lot more, o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@christian_beer @ratkins hahah of course not, fun is forbidden for us common folk. we should consider ourselves luc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@manymanyjp what happened to the sweetpeabaking account that this used to be?

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@ratkins @christian_beer I like the optimism here. I think the broader concern isn’t delta, but the (likely inevita… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is all night p.cake party imo, sounds like a mad night

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@sidramatik I’ll never forget in a school exam, we were asked to list 3 slang names for drugs. a friend got a mark… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@PossiblyAlan it’s super fun to play with, definitely. my plan is to pick one up secondhand instead of being someon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@michaelneale at least you can see message effects now. so that’s…redeeming

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@deutschbitte @ratkins oh god, yeah, “milk serum”. I think it’s lactose instead of sucrose/glucose as a sweetener.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins @deutschbitte ahah a friend made it like a decade ago. around the time when I was using Strava regularly, I guess, heh.

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@ratkins @deutschbitte dunno if it’s the same here, but in the states apparently it’s a tax dodge to use fermentati… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Palleas I’m sure there’s some Shaw/sure pun in there but I’m tired

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@janklausa I’ve done it from time to time, and found it surprisingly easy when physically mirroring my right hand.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Palleas ah beans. I can get gigabit copper here, but don’t know if I’d actually get anywhere near that. I think I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte ahah sure, I mean, I probably won’t use it past the weekend until another challenge comes along, but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I haven’t used Strava in years, but got sucked back in for a challenge this month (free voucher for €50, why not).… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Palleas what kinda speeds do they each get? DSL _can_ be okay I think? but uhhhh yeah it’s not fibre :[

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@Palleas what’s the internet-at-home situation in Vancouver these days?

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@Palleas have you replied to “I hope this email finds you well” with a photo of your thumb yet?

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seeing commenters on The Orange Site try to define software engineering is so bad. no form of engineering is about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Pux is home, still super doughy from the sedative, but safe and warm and snugged

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@justMaku ctrl + cmd + R in Xcode, if that’s where your window is, for “run without building”

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@paprikapapaya she does the sad meows, and I can only say “ohh I know, kitten”, because, what else do people say

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@EthicalVegnLife I put some of my hoodies in, seemed to help some. but I doubt they’ll use them at the vet :<

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@Gary_BBGames she’ll hide under the bed until she’s hungry, then be best friends again. but still!

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just dropped my cat at the vet (for a teeth cleaning, nothing major) and I’m on edge. she’s such a timid little cri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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today was a “it’s 6pm, time for a 3 hour nap” kind of day, which meant 11pm dinner, and now 3am way-too-much-garlic burps. ideal day tbh

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@Zonzonnette_ @Palleas hhahaha, amazing, thank you The Algorithm! I think about this wayyyy more than I should but couldn't ever find it

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@Palleas dear Algorithm,

what was the song that you showed me that was like "luuuunDI maaaarDI merrrcreDI"?

love,
Josh

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drives me nuts when YouTube reactivates the autoplay setting. doubly so because The Algorithm is...fine, but almost… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@GeekAndDad I’m kinda sad I lost mine years ago. was thinking a couple of weeks ago how great they were - the battery lasted for so long!

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@collindonnell I have been since June. most of the rough edges are like, placeholder strings/graphics. feels as rel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@tealandpurple fwiw this is a couple of years old now about pain neuroscience research, but I find it quite approac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@tealandpurple my 2c on that is: we’re only in the last decade really discovering what chronic pain is (or rather,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@noahread to be fair I read it as “chocolate milk”, but I think it applies both ways

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@noahread yes 100% agreed. and also for people over 30

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@Palleas oh no romain noooo! I think the lesson is never cut veggies? whole carrots only from today

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@Palleas @asmallteapot Rogers (+ Fido) were the scummiest Canadian company I ever got to deal with tbh. not sure if that’s changed tho

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@PossiblyAlan I’m pretty sure that was _earlier_, where people without tickets were coming into the stadium via the exit. awful regardless

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it’s coming home!!! after a quick visit to see Nonna!!!! probably idk

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I keep forgetting that Bezos' rocket is shaped like a comically drawn dick

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@janklausa I’ll build some wings for your couch and record some plane noises

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@Beryllium9 there’s still like 16 hours until the game, so I wouldn’t write off the ants to evolving into danger wasps

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@missthestars mallory’s last dance is so good, I remember stumbling on it on soulseek like 15 years ago. learned my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ZuckerBaby ahah, I think it’s just a police check? Canada makes you do them, which was a weirdly nervous wait for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ZuckerBaby absolutely awful, yeah. it looks like it wouldn’t apply to Australian citizens though, so..good? I gues… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ZuckerBaby wait, can’t Australian citizens live in NZ without any of that? I didn’t think there was a visa applica… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@BrittA2211 I remember this site with intentionally bad ways to choose dates…that I swear some people have used for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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does anyone know what happens to Messages.app conversations to an email address if you update your email… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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10pm scrofu session is always a good idea

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“are you the executor?” “no, I’m the administrator” “ah, we need to speak with the executor” “?”

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banks and lawyers and not-quite-the-right-one PDF forms. I can feel my hairline receding.

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things that I never said before a pandemic lockdown #74628: oh no, we’re down to only 7 cartons of milk

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@BrittA2211 it’s not for every meal, but Mi Goreng is legendary in value, ease, and taste. and easy enough to fancy… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I don't know if I'll ever know what "bi-weekly" and "bi-monthly" mean without a Series of Clarifying Questions as a follow-up

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@HanneyChris ah, wallonia, the home of the dying battery

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@HanneyChris glad to hear it, buddy. keep up the good work!

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picked up my phone twice to check the outside temperature, and both times only learned my battery percent. 94%, in case you’re wondering

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ready to fite anyone saying “post-pandemic” in the present tense

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@ratkins I think maybe in other EU stores (maybe DACH?), but not generally available no (as of a week ago or so anyway)

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@nzJayZee it is, hmhmhahahaHA, nine tenths of the law after all

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@ZazzyV and winter is getting worse :/ the ideal season is the whole afternoon of that one day in early May

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@nzJayZee maybe I did and I’m bad at tweeter, hard to be certain

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@nzJayZee it’s got a cool name tho, so you should use it more

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@nzJayZee did you find yourself downloading Linux ISOs soon afterward?

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hhhhuh, apparently Amazon has owned IMDb since 1998. I don’t think I ever knew that!

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this mad lad built a (mostly) diy handheld Big Sur device youtube.com/watch?v=_cdsdr…

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another Friday, another “whoa that’s a lot of Thai”

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@Gernot I agree, and find their reason frustrating. it’s opt-in anyway, so won’t be leaking data behind someone’s back

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@Gernot yeah most of the process is local on this one (though it sends a hash for signing: github.com/covidpass-org/…)… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Gernot there are so many threads asking for it, but it’s a “security risk” to be able to access it without unlocki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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