I guess if you need to do cool fire stuff, at least it has a good good name pic.twitter.com/baUbEQhoDM
@mil yeah, I’ve been in touch with him. he says it’s bleak, but all things told reasonably okay
ah nuts, I thought Dad was staying home for the new year, but just found out he’s evacuated to Bermagui this mornin… https://t.co/FLanmqJ9eT
@debedee call it a scrofe-stie and you have a sure fire winner
@_writehanded_ @onslaught86 yooooo!! congratulations!
@ratkins 🕺
@ratkins yeah, you can set up which iMessage you want to send from, and configure which SIM to prioritise for data… https://t.co/Iir44NVNSO
@earthxsucks hahaha flannies bro!
dunk your pyjamas in your cuppa and scoff ‘em down: jim jams slam
@HanneyChris in Oz this year?
@ZazzyV I met my potential future in-laws this christmas and…it’s so nice to instantly feel part of the family and… https://t.co/ATEBwkAKxK
@Emmelinecady @janklausa yes they add hot and cold by increasing or decreasing the pressure of each separately?????… https://t.co/gK9f9gOiCt
@Emmelinecady @janklausa there were two separate knobs for hot and cold that controlled water pressure!!
@Emmelinecady is that a trick question
@earthxsucks who the fuck is out there counting the number of pulps, just give me what you squeezed from the orange m8
@nzJayZee does this count as an ecard or
@jameshultgren only if it dies in cow poo I think
merry christmas, here is a gift pic.twitter.com/p2RyaReEUD
what’s the point of orange juice if it doesn’t have little chunks in it, honestly
@itsadanoteyda on many levels, I assume
going to the US for three weeks aka that was the last time I got to control shower pressure for three weeks
@rh_neukoelln dear clock, I hope you have a wonderful christmas (or whatever clocks celebrate). love, Josh
@debedee fuckin banger
@MsRachyDoodle nope, not with that facial hair mess
@MsRachyDoodle ronald mcdonald was the only celebrity behind a restaurant I ever cared about
@nzJayZee HA!
@nzJayZee hahah! I sent doo de doo doo to someone just a couple of days ago
@ratkins bon voyage!
@messycook it’s not a competition we are both winners doo de doo doo
@messycook doo de doo doo youtu.be/1g_UHV42jOA
@messycook you eat at wagamanamana????
@messycook tally ho, beep beep
@ratkins I'll take it
@pm_revere are you saying you straight up don’t eat them????
@rodzajowo unforts :< I ate a whole pile of pasta and felt better. bodies!!
@ZazzyV where do I send my refund demand? is there a manager I can speak to or what
@danielagquinn if only the average individual's choices would plop a dent in the environment's issue! :< we're dooo… https://t.co/JflOe5ZKH6
@danielagquinn the article says that much of the leather is fairly undesirable in the first place. there's plenty o… https://t.co/Ou7hDc6w9l
physical forms ("""bodies"""") were absolutely a mistake
@rodzajowo lol, now I have Big Opioid Nausea. nuts.
@jordanpattern me too! very much so! I don't know how to stop!!!
@rodzajowo same, except doctor instead of friend. Friday party time
@julian0liver standing around in glühwein huddle the other evening...in 11° weather. utterly bizarre feeling
@earthxsucks I reckon
@fdotsanchez stone the flamin' crows ya bloody drongo
@fdotsanchez what the fuck does "British" have to do with "crikey" m8
@debedee ayyyyyyy 🎉
@ratkins hahaha
@MsRachyDoodle hhaahah, that's awesome
@MsRachyDoodle side question: do you ever call them "tracky dacks"?
@earthxsucks jesus that's aerodynamic as fuck
@earthxsucks no idea tbh. I guess it might use a tiny bit more battery? might make u look like a fool in a cafe?
@ratqueencartel hahah, two years!
@ratqueencartel well if I end up with a payout eventually if they get bought I’ll reimburse u
@ratqueencartel silkworm why are you giving them money
@oh_pies "no mum my hips are still gay as hell"
@Gary_BBGames oh god, that made me realise.. I'm dreading the "hindsight is 2020" advice comments next year
@skwashd yeah, plenty of them around Duntroon/Mount Ainslie
@earthxsucks 7 minute work out. if I buy 7 of them, it's only 1 min each, so it's pro strategy. I read it on a forum
@earthxsucks yeah but #scomocru collects 10% gst on my app store purchases!!!!!!!!
@earthxsucks and they allow that filth on the walls there? MY TAX DOLLARS PAY FOR THIS?????
@earthxsucks do you still work for the government yaek
@earthxsucks don't hold ur breath lmaooooooo!!!!
@earthxsucks just wait for r u ok day
@SonosSupport urgh, I'll likely just deal with it tomorrow, as it's getting late here. neither Sonos device (both n… https://t.co/9VeZY4EYBT
@SonosSupport only one device. I decided to reset everything and re-connect, now it’s incredibly broken. this is go… https://t.co/QmDAlr4Jte
@SonosSupport oh, good, I get ads in this broken loop of the app (even though I deactivated that option)
@SonosSupport hey, why am I stuck in a loop of “hey, register your product†“hey it’s registered!†forever? killing… https://t.co/zXGI62mjZj
@earthxsucks hahahaha for not short people maybe!!!!!!!!
@sylmobile you sound like my mother
whoa, Short Music for Short People is 20 years old this year
happy 1312, pals
@lazerwalker @a2 @endocrimes waffles even have built-in bowls
@endocrimes brunch food imo
@endocrimes sweet breakfasts go in a bowl, savoury breakfasts go on a plate, that's the rules ok
@tweetbot feature request: mute filters based on retweet/like count
@earthxsucks is that a DOOBIE brothers quote!!!!!!!
@earthxsucks hahahah 420 is the only real bushfire
@GeekAndDad hehe. usually it sits in the back of my mind "I don't _need_ to pee, but I probably _should_" and there… https://t.co/pN0yW6JQ4T
@Gary_BBGames reckon doing like some kinda chickpea stewy-casseroley typed thing would do alright
@GeekAndDad I had a few slices of bread with it :[ I think the trick would be to not wake up at 3am, so I don't notice :P
Instagram has been showing me US election ads, and I can’t tell if The Algorithm is extremely broken or if it knows something I don’t
soup weather means being satisfied with dinner at 7pm and waking up starving at 3am
@congstar_hilfe will do, thanks!
@congstar_hilfe oh no problem. customer service as in, only by phone? or can you (Twitter customer service) do it also?
@congstar_hilfe hi! I heard eSIM has been enabled now on congstar, but I can't see it in my account. can you help m… https://t.co/XIExMTBGdv
@Emmelinecady no centaurs make great partners
@Emmelinecady HORSE TIME
@acht @EthicalVegnLife ohhhh, those things have a name? I figured it was a p.generic thing. learned a thing today!
@EthicalVegnLife what's a V60?
butts, I was just last week googling to see if Marie Fredriksson’s health was doing any better
@charlesv oh geez, that’s a lot of doctor, pls don’t be dying even despite Sundays
@charlesv charles go to the doctor (!!!), you don't have to wait for it to be bad enough!! it's free!
@ratkins "animal gland scent" is my new thrash band name
@ratkins not in mass produced items nah, but I'm sure there are some ~artisanal~ ones out there
@ratkins yep :( (and musk, I guess, on the off chance you find some "natural" musk sticks)
@Emmelinecady no I just mean, fruit mince pies hit the supermarket shelves in December and disappear on boxing day,… https://t.co/oXGjwxQv1k
@Emmelinecady but the modern xmas snack isn't meaty though, which always fucked me up seeing it on shelves in shops… https://t.co/XSfYiwvx62
@leeeham @JamieKimHay rugged lad
@ZazzyV words are all made up anyhow, nog doubly so. hmph!
@ZazzyV "do nog recommend"
@ratkins my kingdom for vegan musk sticks
@DunjaLazic can you rotate your laptop to portrait orientation? thanks
it's always good to find out that a coworker is leaving the company based on listed jobs on the company's website
@janklausa @endocrimes (apparently it works in Catalina on 2019 MBPs, but not Mojave)
@janklausa @endocrimes [shrug emoji] pic.twitter.com/vFnAdSbSoT
@endocrimes ~/bin/randomise_mac.sh is a must have on every laptop :f
@ratkins all sorted! a successful quest on Friday, and now I'm chock-full of B vitamins. big weekend.
@earthxsucks @FunAdv @BennySingsmusic @ShantiCeleste @dragcityrecords @VIDEOTAPEMUSIC missed a few (like 10 of them… https://t.co/WCXxWiIP1l
strewth crikey dingo, straya https://t.co/2C7G08GIcb
@earthxsucks yeah the original title was "big apartment" but marketing got ahold of it and here we are
@KTamas Australian, yes yes. couldn't tell you the last time I had a Tim Tam either :P
@GeekAndDad @Shutterfly wow! when the algorithms get it right, it's nice enough, but when they're wrong, it's _so_… https://t.co/qdHZCL3EKa
@skwashd it’s not just theatre, it’s a form or actual terrorism? I don’t want to see guns wandering around somewher… https://t.co/frf1BLlO1c
@_writehanded_ yes okay hi Sarah hello Sarah miss you too Sarah
algorithms are cool and fun! like when the “Memories†section of your camera roll decides the many photos you took… https://t.co/KaMGgLxzUM
bonus points: BBQ Shapes
it’s a good Friday when you knock off early for a successful Vegemite quest
@Gary_BBGames it's daunting when the RFS alerts say "it is too late to leave". so grim. i.e. https://t.co/A2L5fKAibu
@Gwladruns is it good? or just watchable? or
@leafwork (guess what arrived!!)
@strawberryrock hey, congrats!
@leafwork yeeee, I think it's mostly set up. I just need the actual chip to plop in there
@leafwork they were sent to the entirely wrong city yesterday????? I have everything else ready for the prototype,… https://t.co/CEkwH9Qqf1
@leafwork cbf opening a page but my question is: when will my attiny85s arrive
@ZazzyV shared like photographed and posted? or that there are others physically watching a sunset near them?
@Gwladruns I notice it so much now!!!!! gives me that twitch
ever since @Gwladruns pointed out how people often use "choice" when they mean "option", it has ruined me
@charlesv I wonder if they've sold a single lamp version yet tho
@charlesv yeah that's awesome, I _really_ don't want assistant based devices, which mostly only seemed to leave sup… https://t.co/NAHsH8kycd
@charlesv aw heck, I'm actually shocked. that's awesome. I have some lil HiFiBerry DACs for exactly this
@earthxsucks fair suck
@earthxsucks yeah not bad mate ey
@HanneyChris plot twist??? grandma is at gamescom???????? and your childhood nickname was gpu??????????????????