The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 2019

I guess if you need to do cool fire stuff, at least it has a good good name pic.twitter.com/baUbEQhoDM

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@mil yeah, I’ve been in touch with him. he says it’s bleak, but all things told reasonably okay

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ah nuts, I thought Dad was staying home for the new year, but just found out he’s evacuated to Bermagui this mornin… https://t.co/FLanmqJ9eT

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@debedee call it a scrofe-stie and you have a sure fire winner

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@ratkins yeah, you can set up which iMessage you want to send from, and configure which SIM to prioritise for data… https://t.co/Iir44NVNSO

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dunk your pyjamas in your cuppa and scoff ‘em down: jim jams slam

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@ZazzyV I met my potential future in-laws this christmas and…it’s so nice to instantly feel part of the family and… https://t.co/ATEBwkAKxK

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa yes they add hot and cold by increasing or decreasing the pressure of each separately?????… https://t.co/gK9f9gOiCt

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa there were two separate knobs for hot and cold that controlled water pressure!!

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@earthxsucks who the fuck is out there counting the number of pulps, just give me what you squeezed from the orange m8

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what’s the point of orange juice if it doesn’t have little chunks in it, honestly

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going to the US for three weeks aka that was the last time I got to control shower pressure for three weeks

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@rh_neukoelln dear clock, I hope you have a wonderful christmas (or whatever clocks celebrate). love, Josh

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@MsRachyDoodle nope, not with that facial hair mess

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@MsRachyDoodle ronald mcdonald was the only celebrity behind a restaurant I ever cared about

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@nzJayZee hahah! I sent doo de doo doo to someone just a couple of days ago

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@messycook it’s not a competition we are both winners doo de doo doo

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@pm_revere are you saying you straight up don’t eat them????

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@rodzajowo unforts :< I ate a whole pile of pasta and felt better. bodies!!

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@ZazzyV where do I send my refund demand? is there a manager I can speak to or what

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@danielagquinn if only the average individual's choices would plop a dent in the environment's issue! :< we're dooo… https://t.co/JflOe5ZKH6

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@danielagquinn the article says that much of the leather is fairly undesirable in the first place. there's plenty o… https://t.co/Ou7hDc6w9l

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physical forms ("""bodies"""") were absolutely a mistake

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@rodzajowo lol, now I have Big Opioid Nausea. nuts.

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@jordanpattern me too! very much so! I don't know how to stop!!!

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@rodzajowo same, except doctor instead of friend. Friday party time

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@julian0liver standing around in glühwein huddle the other evening...in 11° weather. utterly bizarre feeling

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@fdotsanchez stone the flamin' crows ya bloody drongo

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@fdotsanchez what the fuck does "British" have to do with "crikey" m8

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@MsRachyDoodle side question: do you ever call them "tracky dacks"?

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@earthxsucks no idea tbh. I guess it might use a tiny bit more battery? might make u look like a fool in a cafe?

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@ratqueencartel well if I end up with a payout eventually if they get bought I’ll reimburse u

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@ratqueencartel silkworm why are you giving them money

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@oh_pies "no mum my hips are still gay as hell"

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@Gary_BBGames oh god, that made me realise.. I'm dreading the "hindsight is 2020" advice comments next year

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@skwashd yeah, plenty of them around Duntroon/Mount Ainslie

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@earthxsucks 7 minute work out. if I buy 7 of them, it's only 1 min each, so it's pro strategy. I read it on a forum

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@earthxsucks yeah but collects 10% gst on my app store purchases!!!!!!!!

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@earthxsucks and they allow that filth on the walls there? MY TAX DOLLARS PAY FOR THIS?????

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@SonosSupport urgh, I'll likely just deal with it tomorrow, as it's getting late here. neither Sonos device (both n… https://t.co/9VeZY4EYBT

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@SonosSupport only one device. I decided to reset everything and re-connect, now it’s incredibly broken. this is go… https://t.co/QmDAlr4Jte

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@SonosSupport oh, good, I get ads in this broken loop of the app (even though I deactivated that option)

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@SonosSupport hey, why am I stuck in a loop of “hey, register your product” “hey it’s registered!” forever? killing… https://t.co/zXGI62mjZj

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@earthxsucks hahahaha for not short people maybe!!!!!!!!

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whoa, Short Music for Short People is 20 years old this year

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@lazerwalker @a2 @endocrimes waffles even have built-in bowls

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@endocrimes sweet breakfasts go in a bowl, savoury breakfasts go on a plate, that's the rules ok

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@tweetbot feature request: mute filters based on retweet/like count

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@GeekAndDad hehe. usually it sits in the back of my mind "I don't _need_ to pee, but I probably _should_" and there… https://t.co/pN0yW6JQ4T

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@Gary_BBGames reckon doing like some kinda chickpea stewy-casseroley typed thing would do alright

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@GeekAndDad I had a few slices of bread with it :[ I think the trick would be to not wake up at 3am, so I don't notice :P

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Instagram has been showing me US election ads, and I can’t tell if The Algorithm is extremely broken or if it knows something I don’t

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soup weather means being satisfied with dinner at 7pm and waking up starving at 3am

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@congstar_hilfe oh no problem. customer service as in, only by phone? or can you (Twitter customer service) do it also?

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@congstar_hilfe hi! I heard eSIM has been enabled now on congstar, but I can't see it in my account. can you help m… https://t.co/XIExMTBGdv

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@acht @EthicalVegnLife ohhhh, those things have a name? I figured it was a p.generic thing. learned a thing today!

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butts, I was just last week googling to see if Marie Fredriksson’s health was doing any better

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@charlesv oh geez, that’s a lot of doctor, pls don’t be dying even despite Sundays

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@charlesv charles go to the doctor (!!!), you don't have to wait for it to be bad enough!! it's free!

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@ratkins "animal gland scent" is my new thrash band name

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@ratkins not in mass produced items nah, but I'm sure there are some ~artisanal~ ones out there

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@ratkins yep :( (and musk, I guess, on the off chance you find some "natural" musk sticks)

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@Emmelinecady no I just mean, fruit mince pies hit the supermarket shelves in December and disappear on boxing day,… https://t.co/oXGjwxQv1k

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@Emmelinecady but the modern xmas snack isn't meaty though, which always fucked me up seeing it on shelves in shops… https://t.co/XSfYiwvx62

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@ZazzyV words are all made up anyhow, nog doubly so. hmph!

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@DunjaLazic can you rotate your laptop to portrait orientation? thanks

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it's always good to find out that a coworker is leaving the company based on listed jobs on the company's website

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@janklausa @endocrimes (apparently it works in Catalina on 2019 MBPs, but not Mojave)

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@endocrimes ~/bin/randomise_mac.sh is a must have on every laptop :f

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@ratkins all sorted! a successful quest on Friday, and now I'm chock-full of B vitamins. big weekend.

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@earthxsucks yeah the original title was "big apartment" but marketing got ahold of it and here we are

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@KTamas Australian, yes yes. couldn't tell you the last time I had a Tim Tam either :P

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@GeekAndDad @Shutterfly wow! when the algorithms get it right, it's nice enough, but when they're wrong, it's _so_… https://t.co/qdHZCL3EKa

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@skwashd it’s not just theatre, it’s a form or actual terrorism? I don’t want to see guns wandering around somewher… https://t.co/frf1BLlO1c

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@_writehanded_ yes okay hi Sarah hello Sarah miss you too Sarah

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algorithms are cool and fun! like when the “Memories” section of your camera roll decides the many photos you took… https://t.co/KaMGgLxzUM

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it’s a good Friday when you knock off early for a successful Vegemite quest

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@Gary_BBGames it's daunting when the RFS alerts say "it is too late to leave". so grim. i.e. https://t.co/A2L5fKAibu

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@leafwork yeeee, I think it's mostly set up. I just need the actual chip to plop in there

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@leafwork they were sent to the entirely wrong city yesterday????? I have everything else ready for the prototype,… https://t.co/CEkwH9Qqf1

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@leafwork cbf opening a page but my question is: when will my attiny85s arrive

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@ZazzyV shared like photographed and posted? or that there are others physically watching a sunset near them?

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@Gwladruns I notice it so much now!!!!! gives me that twitch

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ever since @Gwladruns pointed out how people often use "choice" when they mean "option", it has ruined me

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@charlesv I wonder if they've sold a single lamp version yet tho

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@charlesv yeah that's awesome, I _really_ don't want assistant based devices, which mostly only seemed to leave sup… https://t.co/NAHsH8kycd

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@charlesv aw heck, I'm actually shocked. that's awesome. I have some lil HiFiBerry DACs for exactly this

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@HanneyChris plot twist??? grandma is at gamescom???????? and your childhood nickname was gpu??????????????????

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