The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2014

@gilfer tweet some of those out. please.

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@bohemiancoding hey! is there a google group/similar for the dev API? or any other way I can figure out if I'm doing I want is possible?

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iOS 8 today extensions/widgets are surprisingly easy to build. the tooling is still lagging (debugger doesn't often attach) though

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@efcliz yyyyyyyyyyyyep. right there with ya.

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@_funkyboy unlikely. might be back around new years (give or take a few weeks, depending on flights). probably just in Berlin though :)

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@li3n3 yes I will imaging. no I don't know what that means. \o/

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@li3n3 I'm just gonna call you "Steve H" for short. and then chuckle and imaging this http://t.co/9gqBDq806W

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@li3n3 haha, the caption makes it seem like your name is Steve. IS YOUR NAME STEVE?

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@flickiter read that as lycra. got very confused.

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@SaltineJustine I got some p.ace chickpea/tomato soup here. I'll fax ya some

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@acht you don't know him like I do :P

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does anyone still say "mashup"?

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@michaelhoney retreating to where "FWD: Fwd: Fwd: RE: CUTE BUNNIES!!!!" is the original retweet

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@ratkins @ashfurrow for some reason the VCs are keeping their distance..

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@ashfurrow check out my new startup: colosto.my

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I just got woken up by phone sounds. my cat found a way activate Siri over and over. (cat+AI conspiracy? we’re doomed!)

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@duckpoultry just play it cool and act like the count. "8! 8 bats! ha ha ha ha! 7! 7 bats!" but draw it out for hours until you land

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@ratkins *does not favourite* and I'm afraid to enquire..

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@bunterberg I'm usually pretty into what these guys do on the topic: beyondblue.org.au/about-us

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@steveriggins lol at using Dropbox as your only backup tool. sucks though. but lol.

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@cfsmtbation FUCK YEAH CUNCE SWIMMINZ FUCKEN SICK MATE

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@cfsmtbation I watched too much waiting for them to cut back to the track :/ dunno why swimming gets so much coverage though

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@pepperheartsu Fords probably are shit though, let's be honest

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@pepperheartsu "and you're still vegan. you are NOT my daughter"

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hey, why not install Command Line Tools (OS X 10.10) 6.0 again? *click!*

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@hirodusk Xcode 6 has a similar thing to (some of) @reveal_app baked in fyi: http://t.co/7KUFtLA0AQ

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@EVRpodcast whoa, so weird hearing @declandebarra belting out in the closing of the last ep. ps, good interview though, lots to think about.

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@steveriggins you should have packed a Freedom Pad instead. rookie mistake

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@steveriggins travel internationally then :P you'll even get to keep your shoes on elsewhere

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@Politepix yeah, that's the obvious point to go on. but being taken seriously is the hard part :)

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@Politepix what's disturbing is that the other arm of our marketing pushes us as a *trust* platform first and foremost

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@olebegemann strictly we're not breaking any of those rules. but we're in that grey area and tending toward "collect more". slippery slope.

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@olebegemann @ekurutepe I still don't have a good response when marketing/etc argue we need waytoocreepy data to know what is/isn't working

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@SVPofThings yeah I just biked somewhere & back inside 30mins. easy.

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@SVPofThings I p.much assume I won't find anything I want on those sites so I've never really looked :[

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@SVPofThings deliver24.de is a start. there are others I've heard about but I can't remember

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@VeganCyclist and THEN I saw Canada win a hockey match :P

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@VeganCyclist HA! the minor place keirin race was won by a Canadian. worth finding the replay ;)

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@VeganCyclist ace! no Canadians, but the men's keirin gold is in 30 mins if you can find a stream. men's scratch starting any moment now

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@VeganCyclist there's been a pretty solid Canadian showing, considering. good signs for the future :)

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@cfsmtbation gold medal sprint between two aussies though. hard to not watch ;) I'll switch over in 20 or 30km maybe

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@cfsmtbation finally worth tuning in? I've been watching the track racing at commgames

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@Emmelinecady @oh_pies sounds p.good really. I don’t get snax out of the bin hourly so..

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@Pristinefxg much in the way of 57/58cm frames kicking around? any list of what's left anywhere? /cc @samuelgoodwin

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@samuelgoodwin is there much still left at Pristine? might be worth a last-minute trip :)

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@schwa +1. American airlines are fucking strange like that. "We'll be de-altituding, so un-disconnect your seatbelt"

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@jameshultgren @janelouisegreen how good is it? when I found that, I knew I could live here :)

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@mattheworbit and all the lonely housewives sob that they're wasting their lives with (obviously) a man that doesn't love them. yaaaaay

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@Bozzified (tbf I'm running a hacked rom on an n4, so it's not really fair to comment yet)

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@Bozzified fingers crossed there're improvements in the power consumption. ART destroyed my battery life!

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@Emmelinecady ✨🌟✨ t w i n z ✨🌟✨

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@Emmelinecady do you know who has two kinds of coconut bliss in their freezer?

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@Emmelinecady don't fuck with me. I've got Manner wafers.

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aw, it's Textual's birthday today! pic.twitter.com/Xs5BHASa3r

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@ratkins ah! seen a bunch around here doing the same. leftover flags from the soccer, dropped halfway. nice touch.

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@ashfurrow oh cool! I've waited forever for those!

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@messycook many people struggle to spell my surname for some reason

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@ashfurrow god invented usenet for this very reason

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@irldexter @levymetal meeting at betahaus cafe, or elsewhere?

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@mroth (and thank you for lolcommits!)

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@mroth certainly! the full page is at http://t.co/GQmTV2E5eX if you want to load hundreds of gifs :)

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@RandiBop it's p.good there if you avoid most of the touristy shit :)

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I like the new Control Centre a lot

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@steveriggins you can still probably catch me though ;)

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@mattheworbit @efcliz fair bet I'll be home for christmas, but that's wayyy too far away to be planning now

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@efcliz @mattheworbit but Angela got you cheese, so there's that

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@gilfer this isn't your usual masterchef tweeting. odd.

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@dcousineau yeps, that's how it comes across. hope it blows over soon.

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@dcousineau rfc here fyi: wiki.php.net/rfc/php6 though a new writeup for 7 coming this week

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@dcousineau I saw bits, but it seemed like arguing the actual point but no actual reasons. I'll look closer.

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@dcousineau this might be a stupid question, but why not 6? 5+1=6, done?

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@getsconed oh that's a horrible stretch. the parallel roads are mad nice to ride, too! maybe they're all going to A Better Cycle? :P

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@irldexter @levymetal totally down for lunch. either day works

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@irldexter @levymetal welp I've overcooked meself. gonna take it easy until I'm more human again :) I'll ping again in a while

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@terryhope welcome to @notjosh every day life. The @notjosh Dreamâ„¢

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@irldexter @levymetal oh ace! just home now. food+shower+swap pedals+outta here!

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@levymetal @irldexter I'm in. decent chance I'll be late - out for a ride. but I'll see you there :)

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@terryhope chocolate iced bagel aka donut bagel aka donut

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@cfsmtbation no shit. they're talking about it on Eurosport pretty matter-of-factly. auuuugh

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@AnnabelAstbury pretty much. closer to worse beaches and has trams. about it though

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@brentriddell my low-power diydurr prototype is running :) using an LED instead of vibration. might swap it for audio buzz for now

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@SVPofThings don't get caught up in the hype stuck with a company you hate :) be fussy!

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hmmz, just installed L on my Nexus 4. it's a nice step forward. not too exciting though

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@terryhope @teen_archer nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope

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@jasperblues @ratkins @wilshipley @orj just today I had an issue closed as a dup that we'd been back/forthing on. now it's a brick wall.

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seems you can't access the .app bundle on iOS 8 via iExplorer/iFunBox/etc now. that's a shame

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@steveriggins or you can buy on AT&T at full price on a one month contract and have them unlock it. that’s how I got my 5

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@steveriggins ‘tis yeah. don’t know what I’d it’ll be the same for 6, but we’ll see. not that it effects me now

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@steveriggins yeah. well like a week after, because of availability. but before officially unlocked were available

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@steveriggins I bought a tmo phone last year and it’s unlocked by default. protip ;)

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@Spacekatgal related: "You are now an official backer of Finish every level in Super Mario World, record it 2 youtube" thanks for the link!

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@Spacekatgal honestly, just don't link to it. giving attention to it will perpetuate it. let it die quietly and others will follow :)

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@efcliz wait lols, it's like 20ª? that's not hot!

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@efcliz for a spring night, maybe. let me know when summer shows up though jeez

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@rblimey actually I fucked my ankle pretty hard and had a massively swollen nut yesterday. padding around was a fucking joke. legspread limp

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@gilfer @sylmobile break out your finest aluminium baking trays

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@rblimey chugtastic, mate. living the dream

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@everyonebutsix kids hang their bags from hooks on the last day of school

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@everyonebutsix and most have hooks outside to hang your coats on above the building

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@_funkyboy only 600 apps in the entire MAS? or is that a subcategory, like paid apps?

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@fmcauley WHY DOES THIS DRAWABLE EXPECT A 9 PATCH IMAGE AND WON'T RENDER ANYTHING ELSE

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@ashfurrow Rob Ford is a caricature and a joke more than a real menace. it's a much smaller scale of disaster with localised repercussions

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@ashfurrow heh, I lived there long enough to get it. luckily you guys are just fucking up _less_ than others

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@irldexter but I'm offsetting my carbon emissions! I'm a responsible global citizen! WHAT MORE CAN I DO?

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@ashfurrow :( I can't wait until there's less to freak the fuck out about. it's embarrassing as hell.

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@brentriddell Australians: "carbon tax! oh no! what Germans?"

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@ratkins such a fucking joke. not that I was keen on the last government, but this puts them to shame with embarrassment

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@brentriddell haha yes! I'm super curious how that plays out

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@brentriddell yeah zactly. it's nice and focused. no need to fuck around with sideplots to string it out. so good

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@brentriddell perfect amount of action, mystique, plot development. I don't get too excited by tv much, but this show is gripping

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@brentriddell shiiiit, it's all kicking off. loving new Arby/Petrie/whatever. "there's one more. wait here."

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@brentriddell first episode down, and holy FUCK no other show impresses me anywhere near this much. outstanding.

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@brentriddell yeah. it's flashback, but there's still new content :) sets a good tone.

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@brentriddell fucking christ, great intro scene. so pumped for the season

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@brentriddell caving. watching Utopia. can't wait 6 weeks

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@fmcauley heh, welcome to the suck. I'm in those pits with you at the moment.

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