The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 2018

@Emmelinecady @oh_pies @janklausa also: I don’t think Pux would consider it a dealbreaker and she’s a massive babe so

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@Emmelinecady @oh_pies @janklausa can i set you up with yourself because you sound perfect for you

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this Peter Combe song basically defined primary school for me https://t.co/7DNQg6hs7O

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I missed this the first time around this week: if you grew up in Australia, you should defs watch this Peter Combe… https://t.co/5AQyeP98yb

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@ratqueencartel are you still speaking to that flog?

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@lagusta not reaaaaally. I ended up going to SF instead (from Maine because I’m an idiot) and had only a 6 hour lay… https://t.co/YkbQyau8Vb

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we're flying hiiiigh 🎶

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@N26_Support I got a notification saying a card had been attempted to use (but the card disabled) - is there any wa… https://t.co/EOZGScyHHl

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@LGnome dunno man, I was there a coupla weeks ago and DTES lookin lower than ever :[

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@Palleas were there too many 0s to fit on the screen for the screenshot?????

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@oh_pies tip #1: bmx over to the wattle trees and sing waltzing matilda

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@workingkills I dunno, but unless you’re choosing MORE PINK I can’t see any reason you’d want to????

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@workingkills mate on what planet would I be kidding about that? I’ve been running a pink UI since day 1 of the beta

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@oh_pies if you end up in Gundagai, I have some Hot Tips on where to ride your BMX with the lads

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that good, comfortable feeling of “I’m at the airport but where is my passport”

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@ribeto nope! still in Berlin :) just got a six hour layover, so I’m out getting food

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but sad it’s the last time I’ll be in the same timezone@Emmelinecadycady for a bit

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@GeekAndDad the quality in itself seems fine but I don’t really want dynamic beam forming etc etc

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NYC has such a celebrated culture of hustle(/hostility) but can’t we just be a little nicer to each other pls? hash… https://t.co/mCVJo4PxHw

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@GeekAndDad I would like that. the convenience would sell me, but if I want quality products I’ll stick to other brands. sigh sigh.

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@fwrnando dang neither, but I’m in SF at the moment and maybe he is too so would Get Food or some such

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@leeeham I still haven’t fuckin listened, jesus christ

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@tealandpurple they’ve always been (more than) fine it’s just always ugh I don’t want to deal with ittttt

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@a2 I pronounce Vegemite like Yosemite because why not

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@leeeham spent all fuckin day refreshing this, waiting for release. let's party! https://t.co/9dQhc5W0Ys

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RT @tealandpurple: Pux is also pretty interested in satay wraps

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@jinthagerman good to know! there’s an Apple Store here, might drop by and see if small-town USA gets reasonable stock

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look at this pic of me and @Emmelinecady that Lauren took pic.twitter.com/ZtGT00CibU

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@tealandpurple dr karl says the ideal human form is to be a giant blob of gas, the size of a planet

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@Emmelinecady you were literally saying the other day about getting sick as a teacher!!!! if students are using the communal stapler

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@_writehanded_ I met someone last week that had a headache for 5 years and I had a "oh man, that must really suck"… https://t.co/5C2IRgmW0w

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@jwilker when I worked with @ianiv, we found out he joined Twitter _the day before_ me, and is around ~1000 away from my user ID!

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@jwilker whoa, we're like 5000 users apart (I was the 25th of February 2007)

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@janklausa yeah I got a "get ready for Seattle!" last week

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@aprilwensel !!! yes! the best advice I have for anyone is always: make your own definition of "success". if you le… https://t.co/xlsHP58keP

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@lazerwalker "www dot maketinsel dot com" works tho!

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RT @janklausa: “The only clue we have about the passenger is that he or she might be from Japan since Musk tweeted an emoji of the Japanese…

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@tealandpurple REWE defs has cans of it floating around fwiw

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@rodzajowo this is where I'd usually say something snarky about myself BUT actually things are pretty okay at the m… https://t.co/trivijpjBG

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@tealandpurple do mean the kind for cooking? or actual cereal/coffee-friendly milk?

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the best thing about making calzone yesterday is leftover calzone today

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how's your morning going? me? yeah not bad ey pic.twitter.com/1X2t6yTIu0

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RT @MavenOfMayhem: Okay. THIS. IS. HUGE.

“Research substantiates that children who are prepubertal and assert an identity of TGD know the…

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another day, another “fuck the catholic church”: Dutch Catholic Church accused of covering up child abaje.io/ezdzjmhB3

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@tealandpurple I feel like the drools are somehow the best gift

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cancer is not a “””battle””””, hard agree. good article, and happy world lymphoma awareness day! https://t.co/tDKgOZyBZD

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s/o to @AmericanAir for clearly labelling the vegan options in the lounge pic.twitter.com/97QvjagEzU

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@tealandpurple ohh, crunchy speculoos is way better than smooth. I’m hopeful

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@tealandpurple is it actually different than Nutella or (not that that’s at all a bad thing duh)

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@tealandpurple why isn’t every single person with a uterus avoiding anyone like this jesus christ WHY

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@leafwork understandable, but still, if you ever change your mind

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dotmariusz Berlin friends: anyone looking for a mid-level React Developer? I have a friend looking for new challenges.

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady sounds like somEONE wants to be renamed in my phone

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@Emmelinecady I was trying to find a screenshot of whatever the fuck I am these days

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@janklausa WHAT are you sure, I literally don't remember that at all. I don't remember much because it was a lot of… https://t.co/jWE0T3XDAW

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@janklausa wait fuck, did I do that? I didn't do that, did I?

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a time capsule (which is still live today) pic.twitter.com/up8FxHJK11

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huh, of all apps to ask me for a review pic.twitter.com/LuCYuvpQYu

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@tealandpurple I’m more worried that they think it constitutes a suitable bookshelf

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I logged into Spotify for the first time in years, and it showed me a playlist @roboticempire a while ago of a+ skr… https://t.co/K1mH9Jkq2t

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@ratkins to be fair: 2 year EU warranty w/ VAT included, vs "fuck u" warranty w/o taxes added yet

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@ratkins haha, I'll be doing the same for myself I think. depends it pre-orders will let me use a foreign card, cos I ain't lining up

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@rodzajowo I tuned out for a minute and couldn't work out if the Xr was like "the best new thing" or "the cheaper a… https://t.co/5aACqjOPnm

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welcome to Takesâ„¢ with your host@janklausasa an@notjoshspic.twitter.com/lFyqJQmSioio

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@ratkins @tweetbot was just commenting in a group chat how much less interesting Twitter is without streaming during events :(

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@ZazzyV (though uhhhh lowkey I'm looking at working holiday visas for an extended visit, now they're gonna be open to folks aged 35??????)

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@ZazzyV yeahs :( I didn't even end up on the island, and still felt like I was only there for a blink of an eye

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I gotta work on my duckface but I did happen to be arriving at ORD airport when @janklausa was heading to his depar… https://t.co/bjdu8nVcap

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@janklausa @justMaku I’d set one but it doesn’t show up???? for some reason? weird fuzzy matching of contact details because iOS???

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@dimsimkitty because you know it's RIGHT

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@dimsimkitty lunch from uhhhh Veggie Grill

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@debedee maybe that’s why they left it for me :<

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I tried a beyond burger and it came with one (1) single chip pic.twitter.com/I9a5tEVp9Q

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@paprikapapaya hug hug hug. bodies are uncooperative fools sometimes. I hope everything is okay(ish, considering)

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I talked how I don't feel valid amongst various support communities, and I framed it this way for the first time: I… https://t.co/S3uJR76RIx

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I met someone at xoxo last night that has had a headache for five years, and it was _so comforting_ that they said… https://t.co/SqwoP75y92

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RT 🔐: why are people still friends with me when i refuse to stop calling it stand up poetry

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my heart is full, my energy is empty. xoxo was good. people are good.

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it’s sort of weird waking up in this hotel room an@janklausasa not being around. sad face emoji.

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post-XOXO late night walks around Portland, extremely bringing a lot of feels to the table

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@lisadraws iuno if you’re still around at xoxo, but I want to high five you for hot dog taste test aka probably the… https://t.co/uVa4OsX8Pb

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@Emmelinecady I want to retweet this but you’re private but pls know I think it’s genius

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@leeeham dang, I’ll be over there a couple of weeks too late

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@josephgentle actual programming knowledge is such a small part of shopping software tho?

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a lot of vehicle for such tiny batteries pic.twitter.com/vYf2v6OLiL

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@jasonsanderz @Amtrak @vishmili eventually :) an hour in line, a handful of questions, and two stamps. done!

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@jasonsanderz @Amtrak @vishmili 👋 the last of us non-US/Canada passports are just coming through now. any moment…!

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@dadthighs hi, thx u for your good times/good set tonight. worth it in spite of xtrem jetlag tireds. ps come to Germany thx u good night

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I’m xtrem lait hurting+exhausted but wandering old/familiar streets with old/familiar friends talking until the ear… https://t.co/MWQDnPJiOx

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@_writehanded_ I’m visiting friends this week and digging myself into a “everything hurts” hole and it’s miserable… https://t.co/6NEGGIJKgo

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@michaelneale it’s just..I have all this yarn, be a shame if it went to waste right????

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@_writehanded_ the ongoing battle is the hardest part for me. anyone can deal with my pain for a day, but try wakin… https://t.co/sOMbFpI6cX

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wow, I just read “Catholics” as “cat-holics” and a) same b) I need a nap

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@janklausa @Palleas like, I need to come back here properly at some point, so find us some cheap flights pls????? (… https://t.co/kpz5E1b391

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after seven (!) years of knowing each other online, I'm now in the same room as @Palleas while we do work

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I just realised I got ~Siri'd~ of "number plate" -> "bumper plate" sigh

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@leeeham I was thinking about you literally just before I bought them actually - new Sumac is soooo close, been re-… https://t.co/qDtexodV80

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@Emmelinecady BRO HANGS BRO HANGS BRO HANGS BRO HANGS BRO HANGS BRO HANGS BRO HANGS BRO HANGS let's swing on the sw… https://t.co/knloWGQAYR

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this is a far less ~cool~ bumper plate to any Australian pic.twitter.com/F2U5L6FotR

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@tealandpurple me and some friends were “hahaha let’s go next year” before the vote. turned into a hard fuckin no real quick

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa oh boy. on a major city level, that is very very affordable :/

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was talking to @unsettleddown about vegan croissants in Berlin when not five minutes later I stumbled on this in Va… https://t.co/Kl6rRONfNR

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