The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2013

@RandiBop soft serve is at karmavore, if they still have it. but it's way away

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RandiBop from Portland, ME

@ashfurrow it's transpacific that gets me. it's earlier in the day in Australia, but it's tomorrow

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ashfurrow from Chicago, IL

@ratkins SO RACIST (?!). in related news: I really wish I had nuts to put in my mouth now :( a nap would be nice too. sort it, woula ya?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

I spy a sleepy person at the airport early today. hello.

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

I forgot to grab my nuts before I left home

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

it's stupid early and I've had no sleep but I'm on my way to Maine!

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@WriterInTheNite jesus tits. I totally didn't see this at all. I just got back in and sat at my computarrr :[ I replied to mishka first

via Twitter for Mac in reply to WriterInTheNite

@PandaWithCookie winner, thanks! I'll drag jojo and co along with :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PandaWithCookie from Portland, OR

@alwarney I can't speak for California, but this Portland weather is completely fucking useless right now. fingers crossed for a real summer

via Twitter for Mac in reply to alwarney

@alwarney just change timezones! west coast USA has stages finishing at breakfast time. tops way to start a morning

via Twitter for Mac in reply to alwarney

@MeMeMaggie ps I miss you! for reals! you're so close but so far! :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mmeeggggss

@MeMeMaggie whoa! a little bit jealous of that action right there

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mmeeggggss

@WestCoastyMo whaaat you're in school now? I'm doing well now that it's sunny again :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestCoastyMo from Portland, OR

@katherinebailey dude! awesome. I was so bummed thinking you guys got denied. did you get to portobello at all? :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to katherinebailey from Portland, OR

@WestCoastyMo hey! I was thinking about you the other day. I'm well! how are things with you?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestCoastyMo from Portland, OR

@katherinebailey did you guys ever get a seat last night? I lost track of you and couldn't spot you

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@CupcakeKitteh duhhh, no problem! thanks for rad dinner convo!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CupcakeKitteh

@incanus77 ah fuck, that sucks. a lot. good luck with it all. (and if you need any treatment/cancer advice stuff, give me a shout)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to incanus77

@getsconed I see no email :[ I'll email you, so you definitely have my email address

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@getsconed THAT IS EARLY OMGZ. but yes! no dramas

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@getsconed (ps, not sure where/when you were messaging etc, but 415 5-ate-3 5318 and josh@(mytwitterusername).com are good ways to get me

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@amieteacake hmmz, start at theppk.com and find some blogs. vegweb.com is a good database. ahh!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to amieteacake

@amieteacake sure :) well if you need some ideas/advice to get you through, hit me up! foodventures!

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@amieteacake (though I supplement B12 - you won't need to if you're only doing it a month. it takes years to deplete)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to amieteacake

@amieteacake anything specific? I get annual bloods done to make sure I'm okay and without being too conscious I'm 100% okay

via Twitter for Mac in reply to amieteacake

@amieteacake I'm vegan! (but you remember right, I was vegetarian back in those days)

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@getsconed give me a shout if you need a hand on Saturday

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@colincornaby Mac - I *think* I'm notjosh on Steam. if not, then I'm notnotjosh.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to colincornaby

@colincornaby fancy some coop? I only started this weekend :)

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@felixdv last I checked, they had a service where they could post a HDD with all of your data. might be US only but hoping to never find out

via Twitter for Mac in reply to felixdv

@felixdv I use CrashPlan, but the Mac UI is pretty terrible. there's an iOS app and web UI to grab files remotely, which is nice

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@dmondark @github I heard that guy is a total jerk! HE WILL RUIN EVERYTHING! (p.s. !!!!!!!)

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@micheletitolo how do you get one of those? I've had some nightmare machines that they wouldn't replace :[

via Twitter for Mac in reply to micheletitolo

@bsneed leave them my contact details if they need an app, I could do with the equity

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bsneed from Silverton, OR

well that's an App Store error I haven't seen before pic.twitter.com/pl7zVnMxZi

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@flickiter @oh_pies I'll see if it fits in my carry-on next time I'm out

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

hah! the speedtest iPhone app has an _awesome_ easter egg slideshow if you swipe the gauge off screen (and repeat)

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wait, alpaca bin llama

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@veganinbrighton ahah wow, I'm 70% sure you and I were just sitting next to each other at sweetpea?

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@dwyer_jason and that's for the a-grade organic orange juice, yeah?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dwyer_jason from Portland, OR

god dammit. today I get an email that there's a ticket available for @eyeofestival. that should be a good thing, but I made other plans :(

via Twitter for Mac

@osobinka no, but… well you're still in safrica, yes?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@osobinka whatever I need $80 thanks paypal it by tonight okay?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

added to the list of things I don't get: beer pong

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@Djelibeybi afaik a piece of paper has legal merit if appropriately witnessed etc

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Djelibeybi

NO! Android Hat Guyâ„¢ missed out

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@chockenberry +1 for being more interesting and informative that whatever is happening now

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chockenberry

"go ahead, you can clap"

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can you build Android apps on ChromeOS?

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@ratkins oh yeah, I recognised the album art so knew what it was. most people probably didn't realise I'd guess

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@brynbodayle oh I know them.. I recognised the album art, so I focused on it. guessing most people missed it though

via Twitter for Mac in reply to brynbodayle

"Holy Fuck" is one of the bands on the Google music playlist, haha

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@conradstoll if if comes with an Instruments-like tool, then hells yeah

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@joseph_carney because hitting your own services is hard! :((((

via Twitter for Mac in reply to joseph_carney

@joseph_carney "it will retry if your network is unavailable" is the only benefit (out of the box) that I can think of?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to joseph_carney

@makedoandmendyo gonna miss you on the east coast, and then miss you on the west. bummer.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to makedoandmendyo

@conradstoll they'll all be using Android devices after the keynote ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to conradstoll

@conradstoll found any developers yet? or just people that want devices?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to conradstoll

@zaftigvegan @gregg_mc do you think people thought "others will vote, I'm good"? would compulsory voting change things?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to zaftigvegan

@zaftigvegan "vote against canucks making the playoffs!" ?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to zaftigvegan

@TIDaustralia ah, thanks (Sam!) for following up. got it all sorted and contact details updated

via Twitter for Mac

@jordanpattern about to head out. see how lost I get on the way. probs see you there anyway, but I'm 415-583-5318

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@mpospese ah. hrm. I could do 'til mid-July (give or take) and (likely) back to PDX after that. give me a yell if you're desperate

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mpospese

@jordanpattern yar, I have to register with OBRA still so I'll get there early (aiming for ~5:15-5:30)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

RT @fbz: dearest @etsy team, devs and all, please tell me you have a more sane resolution to this story: http://t.co/Iy6xcCRQr4

via Twitter for Mac

@TIDaustralia (if I were American I think it'd be my insurance talking to their insurance)

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@TIDaustralia hi! I was hit by a car here in the US. do I deal with their insurance team directly? or via you guys?

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@Sideshowkelly isn't just a choice, it's a lifestyle. exhibit A: you

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sideshowkelly

@tothewestside @veganchai ack, no. wow. you're not fit to own a home at all :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@tothewestside @veganchai you totally are! you're allowed to laugh at fart jokes and own a home!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@jordanpattern if it's decent weather, I'll probably end up out there, yup

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@jordanpattern rad. I'm gonna pick up a new lid today/tomorrow and I'll probably head out for it!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@jordanpattern oh rad! all of the googles only showed Monday

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@jordanpattern hadn't really planned to (lol what is fitness?), but I can be swayed?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@__block ah :) I only saw the retweet from @Cocoanetics :)

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@__block see https://t.co/RJnJx7dhGa, which references issue 528 for history over there

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@veganinbrighton I know the reason they wouldn't last is because you'd eat them :P

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to veganinbrighton from Portland, OR

@veganinbrighton I still think they'd be better than voodoo even if they're 5 days old :P

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to veganinbrighton from Portland, OR

@flickiter oh nice! I'm a giro man at the moment, I'll check it out. cheers!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flickiter from Portland, OR

@MeMeMaggie LIES! but yes duh, we're hanging out

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MeMeMaggie

@MeMeMaggie oh so you're just using me? I see how it is!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to MeMeMaggie

@veganinbrighton best donuts. pls to bring some to portland. please. pleeeease?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton

@MeMeMaggie federal pie sharing scheme? if it doesn't exist, then make it happen

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MeMeMaggie from Portland, OR

@michaeltwofish even if mildly irregularly, as is my situation. if not at stations, you can get them at walgreens iirc

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaeltwofish from Portland, OR

@declandebarra something about it feels very 'off' though. maybe that it feels so completely American?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to declandebarra

@flickiter ahh, just took a closer look at my lid, and it has a small fracture in it and a dent. definitely gonna grab a new one now

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@sirbags that's what they want you to believe

via Twitter for Mac in reply to sirbags

@flickiter yar, the only problem I know of is the bar tape is torn. ironically 2 days ago I was thinking I need new tape

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@stephbelding usually I'm defensive as shit, but today caught me off guard I guess. can't be perfect all the time :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stephbelding from Portland, OR

@stephbelding ayup. maybe it's cynical, but unless I'm under the vehicle, I'm okay. I consider it almost 'part of the job'

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stephbelding

@whakkee I think she just had adrenalin running through every vein. she seemed very shaken, I hope she calms down..I even tried calming her

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whakkee from Portland, OR

@whakkee her threats were that I'd have to pay to get the car repaired: pic.twitter.com/TWb9Qrz0XP

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whakkee from Portland, OR

@declandebarra from what I hear, chicks dig scars and bruised egos

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to declandebarra from Portland, OR

@whakkee yar, she was completely in the wrong. her brother was there, calming her down from her legal threats because even he knew

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to whakkee from Portland, OR

oh and kids, fuck you anti-helmet arguments. I felt enough of that impact through my helmet, and am 100% glad I had it on

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@futurecat I'm fine. a bit pissed about being so invisible to oblivious drives, a couple of cuts and bruises, but otherwise 100% fine

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to futurecat from Portland, OR

she called 911 to get the police down there because "look what you did to my car", and I have a witness in my favour so I'm okay

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

"I didn't see you/the sign" isn't a good excuse for breaking the law, especially when it's very clearly marked at that intersection

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

and the inevitable happened. a car hit me while I was on my bike. feeling a bit bruised, but honestly I think the car is worse off

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@egyptynlvr probably. he's a low-level graphic designer, so he's got all the power or else he'll hide dicks in stuff I guess

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@egyptynlvr I'll get him to crop dust the new guy a ton for ya

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr from Portland, OR

@egyptynlvr dang. my mate works for post in the office in Melbs. coulda mad hooked you up

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@bmf "This video is private." ! Do Not Enjoyâ„¢

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bmf

hah, what I thought was the back of the knife blade turns out was the front. so my thumb made a new friend named "captain wound"

via Twitter for Mac

computer starts freaking out. I realise the cat is walking on my desk in another room and the bluetooth keyboard is under assault!

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@jfpoole @bsneed ahh, now I'm stuck on loop of Great White North clips on youchoob

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jfpoole

@bsneed I took them down so you can't release before me fyi

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bsneed

beggars cannot be juicers

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@amieteacake @mspecht there is still a place for morality and sportsmanship in the most heated of competition though imo

via Twitter for Mac in reply to amieteacake

@junkyardmessiah there's a bit where you can see Mexico on a clear day. I learned that on a shit day, you can't even see across the carpark

via Twitter for Mac in reply to junkyardmessiah

@stephbelding that's the best reason to visit Toronto I've heard yet

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stephbelding

@ratkins cafe I was at blocked 465 (SMTP SSL), pissed me off

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

following animal cruelty to live exports in Egypt this week, there are claims of the same in Malaysia http://t.co/W6D7fnpKA1 #BanLiveExport

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huh. NSBorderlessWindowMask and -makeKeyAndOrderFront: don't play as well as "it just works". that's a couple of hours wasted.

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@colincornaby @bsneed yup. and they're still selling it..for now

via Twitter for Mac in reply to colincornaby

@bsneed @colincornaby it *does* address many of the former pricing issues for non-US buyers

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bsneed

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