@egyptynlvr is their sizing better at least?
@RandiBop soft serve is at karmavore, if they still have it. but it's way away
@tothewestside @RandiBop whoa, shakes? why don't I live there anymore?
@enneff excellent.
@ashfurrow it's transpacific that gets me. it's earlier in the day in Australia, but it's tomorrow
@ratkins I'd never leave the house..
@ratkins SO RACIST (?!). in related news: I really wish I had nuts to put in my mouth now :( a nap would be nice too. sort it, woula ya?
I spy a sleepy #vvc2013 person at the airport early today. hello.
@ratkins SO IMMATURE
it's stupid early and I've had no sleep but I'm on my way to Maine!
@dappledmorn memorial day
@WriterInTheNite jesus tits. I totally didn't see this at all. I just got back in and sat at my computarrr :[ I replied to mishka first
@PandaWithCookie winner, thanks! I'll drag jojo and co along with :)
@osobinka hm?
@alwarney I can't speak for California, but this Portland weather is completely fucking useless right now. fingers crossed for a real summer
@alwarney just change timezones! west coast USA has stages finishing at breakfast time. tops way to start a morning
@erinwiko that…looks beyond worthy
@MeMeMaggie ps I miss you! for reals! you're so close but so far! :(
@MeMeMaggie whoa! a little bit jealous of that action right there
@WestCoastyMo whaaat you're in school now? I'm doing well now that it's sunny again :)
@katherinebailey dude! awesome. I was so bummed thinking you guys got denied. did you get to portobello at all? :)
@WestCoastyMo hey! I was thinking about you the other day. I'm well! how are things with you?
@katherinebailey did you guys ever get a seat last night? I lost track of you and couldn't spot you
@CupcakeKitteh duhhh, no problem! thanks for rad dinner convo!
@incanus77 ah fuck, that sucks. a lot. good luck with it all. (and if you need any treatment/cancer advice stuff, give me a shout)
@bsneed water, duck, back, etc. off?
@getsconed I see no email :[ I'll email you, so you definitely have my email address
@getsconed THAT IS EARLY OMGZ. but yes! no dramas
@getsconed (ps, not sure where/when you were messaging etc, but 415 5-ate-3 5318 and josh@(mytwitterusername).com are good ways to get me
@amieteacake hmmz, start at theppk.com and find some blogs. vegweb.com is a good database. ahh!
@amieteacake sure :) well if you need some ideas/advice to get you through, hit me up! foodventures!
@amieteacake (though I supplement B12 - you won't need to if you're only doing it a month. it takes years to deplete)
@amieteacake anything specific? I get annual bloods done to make sure I'm okay and without being too conscious I'm 100% okay
@amieteacake I'm vegan! (but you remember right, I was vegetarian back in those days)
@amieteacake "challenge" :D!
@getsconed or tomorrow, even
@getsconed give me a shout if you need a hand on Saturday
@colincornaby what's your steam id?
@colincornaby Mac - I *think* I'm notjosh on Steam. if not, then I'm notnotjosh.
@colincornaby fancy some coop? I only started this weekend :)
@felixdv last I checked, they had a service where they could post a HDD with all of your data. might be US only but hoping to never find out
@felixdv I use CrashPlan, but the Mac UI is pretty terrible. there's an iOS app and web UI to grab files remotely, which is nice
@micheletitolo how do you get one of those? I've had some nightmare machines that they wouldn't replace :[
@bsneed leave them my contact details if they need an app, I could do with the equity
well that's an App Store error I haven't seen before pic.twitter.com/pl7zVnMxZi
hah! the speedtest iPhone app has an _awesome_ easter egg slideshow if you swipe the gauge off screen (and repeat)
@jspahrsummers \o/
@veganinbrighton ayup. clompin' around in bike shoes.
wait, alpaca bin llama
osama bin llama
@veganinbrighton ahah wow, I'm 70% sure you and I were just sitting next to each other at sweetpea?
@dwyer_jason and that's for the a-grade organic orange juice, yeah?
@egyptynlvr du -hs *
@egyptynlvr du
@meganmiller43 pickles doesn't have balls, silly
@meganmiller43 dick
@jordanpattern laziest bloke in the peloton
god dammit. today I get an email that there's a ticket available for @eyeofestival. that should be a good thing, but I made other plans :(
@osobinka I'll be right over
@osobinka nope! one day I shall
@osobinka well. that's awesome. damn you.
@osobinka no, but… well you're still in safrica, yes?
@osobinka suckaaaaaa! :D!
@osobinka well..wwdc is next month
@osobinka whatever I need $80 thanks paypal it by tonight okay?
@osobinka sweet. how about $80? :D!
@osobinka hey. can I have $8?
@osobinka what happened?
@osobinka pfff!
added to the list of things I don't get: beer pong
@Djelibeybi afaik a piece of paper has legal merit if appropriately witnessed etc
@jordanpattern what a jerk!
NO! Android Hat Guyâ„¢ missed out
@chockenberry +1 for being more interesting and informative that whatever is happening now
@BigZaphod @chockenberry it's okay. we still have Instruments.
"go ahead, you can clap"
can you build Android apps on ChromeOS?
@ratkins oh yeah, I recognised the album art so knew what it was. most people probably didn't realise I'd guess
@brynbodayle oh I know them.. I recognised the album art, so I focused on it. guessing most people missed it though
"Holy Fuck" is one of the bands on the Google music playlist, haha
@conradstoll if if comes with an Instruments-like tool, then hells yeah
@joseph_carney because hitting your own services is hard! :((((
@joseph_carney "it will retry if your network is unavailable" is the only benefit (out of the box) that I can think of?
@anxious_sheep hi!
@makedoandmendyo gonna miss you on the east coast, and then miss you on the west. bummer.
@conradstoll they'll all be using Android devices after the keynote ;)
@conradstoll found any developers yet? or just people that want devices?
@TurnbullMalcolm wait, no, all good now!
@TurnbullMalcolm yer site's busted for me :(
@zaftigvegan @gregg_mc do you think people thought "others will vote, I'm good"? would compulsory voting change things?
@zaftigvegan guh. Vancouver 2016 games?
@zaftigvegan "vote against canucks making the playoffs!" ?
@zaftigvegan what happened?
@TIDaustralia ah, thanks (Sam!) for following up. got it all sorted and contact details updated
@jordanpattern about to head out. see how lost I get on the way. probs see you there anyway, but I'm 415-583-5318
@jordanpattern because podium boys makes no sense duh
@mpospese ah. hrm. I could do 'til mid-July (give or take) and (likely) back to PDX after that. give me a yell if you're desperate
@mpospese for how long, and roughly when?
@jordanpattern yar, I have to register with OBRA still so I'll get there early (aiming for ~5:15-5:30)
RT @fbz: dearest @etsy team, devs and all, please tell me you have a more sane resolution to this story: http://t.co/Iy6xcCRQr4
@TIDaustralia (if I were American I think it'd be my insurance talking to their insurance)
@TIDaustralia hi! I was hit by a car here in the US. do I deal with their insurance team directly? or via you guys?
@Sideshowkelly #burritolyfe isn't just a choice, it's a lifestyle. exhibit A: you
@Sideshowkelly burrito? of course you are
@osobinka duh!
@osobinka CHICHIVITSA STREET?
@stephbelding any riots yet?
@flickiter COULD IT HAPPEN?
@gilfer context?
@tothewestside @veganchai ack, no. wow. you're not fit to own a home at all :(
@tothewestside @veganchai you totally are! you're allowed to laugh at fart jokes and own a home!
@jordanpattern if it's decent weather, I'll probably end up out there, yup
@jordanpattern rad. I'm gonna pick up a new lid today/tomorrow and I'll probably head out for it!
@jordanpattern oh rad! all of the googles only showed Monday
@jordanpattern seems men's races are all 30+?
@jordanpattern hadn't really planned to (lol what is fitness?), but I can be swayed?
@ivanvasic what's the link? /@joseph_carney
@flickiter yes.
@amieteacake soupety doo dah!
@__block ah :) I only saw the retweet from @Cocoanetics :)
@__block see https://t.co/RJnJx7dhGa, which references issue 528 for history over there
@veganinbrighton I know the reason they wouldn't last is because you'd eat them :P
@veganinbrighton I still think they'd be better than voodoo even if they're 5 days old :P
@MeMeMaggie should be the one that starts with 415
@slobirdrop oh obviously you mean a boat
@flickiter sweet! thanks heaps!
@flickiter oh nice! I'm a giro man at the moment, I'll check it out. cheers!
@MeMeMaggie LIES! but yes duh, we're hanging out
@MeMeMaggie oh so you're just using me? I see how it is!
@incanus77 whoa, that's awesome
@lancearmstrong @ZimmermanAnna so close
@veganinbrighton best donuts. pls to bring some to portland. please. pleeeease?
@MeMeMaggie YES duh, of course
@MeMeMaggie no!
@MeMeMaggie lols yes, duh
@MeMeMaggie no
@avalanche123 perhaps even potaters
@MeMeMaggie federal pie sharing scheme? if it doesn't exist, then make it happen
@avalanche123 ha! someone is clearly out to ruin your credibility pic.twitter.com/5du3Kr4gVy
@michaeltwofish even if mildly irregularly, as is my situation. if not at stations, you can get them at walgreens iirc
@declandebarra something about it feels very 'off' though. maybe that it feels so completely American?
@flickiter ahh, just took a closer look at my lid, and it has a small fracture in it and a dent. definitely gonna grab a new one now
@sirbags that's what they want you to believe
@flickiter yar, the only problem I know of is the bar tape is torn. ironically 2 days ago I was thinking I need new tape
@stephbelding usually I'm defensive as shit, but today caught me off guard I guess. can't be perfect all the time :(
@stephbelding ayup. maybe it's cynical, but unless I'm under the vehicle, I'm okay. I consider it almost 'part of the job'
@mini_monsoon HELMETLYFE YO
@whakkee I think she just had adrenalin running through every vein. she seemed very shaken, I hope she calms down..I even tried calming her
@whakkee her threats were that I'd have to pay to get the car repaired: pic.twitter.com/TWb9Qrz0XP
@declandebarra from what I hear, chicks dig scars and bruised egos
@whakkee yar, she was completely in the wrong. her brother was there, calming her down from her legal threats because even he knew
oh and kids, fuck you anti-helmet arguments. I felt enough of that impact through my helmet, and am 100% glad I had it on
@futurecat I'm fine. a bit pissed about being so invisible to oblivious drives, a couple of cuts and bruises, but otherwise 100% fine
she called 911 to get the police down there because "look what you did to my car", and I have a witness in my favour so I'm okay
"I didn't see you/the sign" isn't a good excuse for breaking the law, especially when it's very clearly marked at that intersection
and the inevitable happened. a car hit me while I was on my bike. feeling a bit bruised, but honestly I think the car is worse off
@samuelgoodwin 'fraid so
@egyptynlvr probably. he's a low-level graphic designer, so he's got all the power or else he'll hide dicks in stuff I guess
@egyptynlvr I'll get him to crop dust the new guy a ton for ya
@egyptynlvr dang. my mate works for post in the office in Melbs. coulda mad hooked you up
@egyptynlvr move to Melbs bro
@bmf "This video is private." ! Do Not Enjoyâ„¢
hah, what I thought was the back of the knife blade turns out was the front. so my thumb made a new friend named "captain wound"
@mariekehardy @edgarsmission POOOOLLLLAAAAAY PIIIIIGGGGG! count me in!
computer starts freaking out. I realise the cat is walking on my desk in another room and the bluetooth keyboard is under assault!
@jfpoole @bsneed take off, eh http://t.co/hxF2SlmaNg
@bsneed root a ripper relo, ratbag
@bsneed crikey!
@bsneed ich bin not Canadian :(
@bsneed I took them down so you can't release before me fyi
forever and ever, ramen #churchofnoodle
beggars cannot be juicers
@amieteacake @mspecht there is still a place for morality and sportsmanship in the most heated of competition though imo
@junkyardmessiah was glad I made the effort for this: pic.twitter.com/634k3WcBHf
@junkyardmessiah there's a bit where you can see Mexico on a clear day. I learned that on a shit day, you can't even see across the carpark
@stephbelding AND LEAVE THIS ELEGANT LADY BEHIND? http://t.co/bugeyQY0pA
@stephbelding how can I visit when I have this? http://t.co/IcMENjgZ4E
@stephbelding that's the best reason to visit Toronto I've heard yet
@ratkins ELEGANT CAT IS ELEGANT: http://t.co/bugeyQY0pA
@ratkins maybe this helps: http://t.co/IcMENjgZ4E
@ratkins until you pay..
@ratkins cafe I was at blocked 465 (SMTP SSL), pissed me off
@ratkins ssh proxy?
following animal cruelty to live exports in Egypt this week, there are claims of the same in Malaysia http://t.co/W6D7fnpKA1 #BanLiveExport
huh. NSBorderlessWindowMask and -makeKeyAndOrderFront: don't play as well as "it just works". that's a couple of hours wasted.
@andrewpascoe I'm pretty into VMWare these days
@colincornaby @bsneed yup. and they're still selling it..for now
@bsneed @colincornaby FIREWORKS (?!) :(
@bsneed @colincornaby it *does* address many of the former pricing issues for non-US buyers
@MeMeMaggie just planning my travelszsz