Australian culture pic.twitter.com/iK7Uz1WYGW
@Gernot yeah! I had the same thing. "if I start the update now, I can go for a walk in an hour...it's done already?"
RT @calculush: I would encourage Americans concerned about the safety of electronic ballots to consider the Australian system.
we have thi…
@ratqueencartel it'll alllll be fine. I don't gain _that_ much if I were a .de citizen - some more rights across EU… https://t.co/v65zi6KRZ6
@oh_pies fingers crossed for some shiny days to come, pal
@ratqueencartel like.."I need to open an account for the estate" "you're not Australian, I need to see more documen… https://t.co/JZeKG8FRTg
@ratqueencartel same. but having to explain at immigration "my dad is sick, I need to be here for 6 months to look… https://t.co/jdx6RdLc8B
@ratqueencartel yeah many other EU countries are cool with dual citizenship. Germany is extremely not, but it's slo… https://t.co/aGihJ4gmIt
@ratqueencartel fwiw in NL they gave me 28 days after the visa expired to leave the country. (couldn't work after i… https://t.co/jteY0DGtl5
@ratqueencartel ever since I got my first visa here years ago actually (and I'm a permanent resident, not a citizen… https://t.co/n3i4hHNRnb
@ratqueencartel I don't get stamps in/out of schengen anymore :( that ruined all my tracking
@ratqueencartel if you ask, sure
@ratqueencartel okay maybe not 20 but whatever
@ratqueencartel hi
@ratkins that was my initial thought
@ratkins plenty of police out and about Mitte too
@oh_pies someone clearly microdosed her on salt and look how that turned out
@tealandpurple it will be 19 tomorrow!!
@earthxsucks :(
RT @ozdale: Proud to work for a customer-owned bank that isn’t afraid to take strong stances like this @bankaust #cleanmoney https://t.co/1…
RT @ParrotOfTheDay: If you have 15 mins to spare, please watch the story of Ngarritj the ngalalak (little corella, today's #ParrotOTD) who…
@RandiBop haaaaaa
@Gernot (Ive used it as a client though, and implemented peripherals on mac/pi fairly quickly if you need a hand?)
@Gernot lightblue let’s you create virtual peripherals, though I’ve never tried it
@RandiBop dare I ask which it is?
@dantoml godspeed!
@dantoml if you're desperate, I can come meet you if you're south/east somewhere?
@dantoml god invented co2 for a reason tho
@TMobileHelp hi pals! I have a prepaid SIM from the US. I'm back in Germany at the moment, trying to activate My T-… https://t.co/GMoxab9MLR
@earthxsucks can’t wait!!!!!
@janklausa tis the fuckin season, I swear. last week and a half has been brutal :(
@janklausa how did u know
@janklausa do I feel pride? shame???? crushing existential anxiety?????
@janklausa just use one then
@gilfer I accidentally stumbled on PAX in Seattle the other week and wow it was A Lot. well managed, considering, b… https://t.co/WTJwW7LEO3
eating approx my entire body weight in potato is my idea of a wild Friday night. and my Friday night was v.wild, in case you were wondering
@HanneyChris does the game really ever end?????????/
@HanneyChris you died
I mean
you idiot*
@tealandpurple I think you can buy it online if that's of any help? https://t.co/t8LkFGDLhu
@tealandpurple doesn't like...panadeine forte have like 500mg paracetamol w/ a "take 2 at a time, max 6 (or 8?) a day" rec?
@RachaelHasIdeas FEELINGS ON THE MATTER
@RachaelHasIdeas and that a GP won't bulk bill you (??????) for just signing a referral form (??????????????)
@RachaelHasIdeas yeah it's stupid. specialists giving you a note to take to your GP for specific referrals > 3 months. stupid.
@RachaelHasIdeas a fun thing in Germany is: referrals run per the calendar quarter. i.e. a referral given March 31 is void the following day
@RachaelHasIdeas I don't know how, but at some point my GP gave me a referral to my oncologist that didn't expire??… https://t.co/wE8b5LvhV9
RT @CanTeenAus: HAPPY BANDANNA DAY! Today is a big day for us here at #CanTeen. We’re asking Australia to come together & help us show youn…
@justMaku do either of them taste like Switch carts?
@a2 @_alexaubry how does that happen
@HanneyChris Science 🔬!
@HanneyChris I honestly can't tell if this is a pisstake. it has to be? it's gotta be? but also?????
@HanneyChris oh no. ohhhh no. no.
@jkottke welcome to Berlin, eh
RT @KetanJ0: Please enjoy a chart I made of the people and parties who say 'fair dinkum' the most in Hansard.
@OpenAustralia
https://t.c…
@bookymargoof SOUNDS LIKE A BAD PLAN, BEST TO JUST SINK THE IDEA
@bookymargoof WHAT IF YOU WERE TO FLOAT THE IDEA OF A BURIAL AT SEA????????
@ratkins SQUARE POOP EMOJI
COINCIDENTALLY ON CAPS LOCK DAY, THERE’S NOW A JIMMY BARNES SNAPCHAT FILTER https://t.co/f8zGMfi783 (ht @janklausa) https://t.co/uoXLGOWZtG
AS WELL AS CAPS LOCK DAY, TODAY IS ALSO WOMBAT. THIS TERRIFYING WEBSITE IS HERE TO CAPTURE THE JOY: wombania.com/wombat-day.htm
@steipete @pdfviewerapp oof, took me a _long_ time to find a repro for a failing (non-crashing) restoration bug in… https://t.co/s6DIEQcBef
@bex_is CHUCK IT IN YR CALENDAR FOR NEXT YEAR
@jfpoole 2 COOL 2 FURIOUS
@jfpoole HAPPY COOLEST DAY 2 U 2
@Sentient_Meat HAPPY SHIFT DAY STOO
@coveloper THANKS JON, YOU TOO!
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, FRIENDS
RT @bigyahu: The voters in a seat the Liberal party has held for 117 years have overwhelmingly voted for A PROGRESSIVE GAY WOMAN who wants…
@katherinebailey crikey!
@tealandpurple believed by who though? can they be trusted?
@BrittA2211 jesus christ, wow okay fuck that :(
@BrittA2211 wow, damn
@BrittA2211 banned? or controlled? doctors notes help in most cases that I've needed it to
@dantoml NICE
@dantoml I did that exact thing a couple of weeks ago but started in Maine instead of New York (4 days in SF, 6 hours in NYC)
being sick remains The Worst for me forever, simply for the “uh fuck why are my lymph nodes huge right now?†moment… https://t.co/n1GC4MKEai
@jordanpattern :( post-cancer, have had lots of convos about this. kind of a weird world.
@debedee being second last is my worst cos then I'm the arsehole for "oh shit I didn't know you didn't sign it sorr… https://t.co/BfX5pTZMJP
@ZuckerBaby jesus I read netherlands and my brain had to work hard to process how bunnings fit into that mix
@dantoml I want a patriarc-hat for my head in winter
you know when you work on something for a couple of days to realise there was a _much_ simpler solution all along? yeah, that.
I said “turn my bedroom light off†and this happepic.twitter.com/EAQC7YEqxgEqxg
inconvergent 2019: cutting edge AI is now capable of telling people to fuck off when asked to read a bunch of stuff.
@Emmelinecady hell fucking yessssssssssssssssss!!!
@nzJayZee probably a weird "oh, you run THAT version of macOS? yeah of course it's misbehaving"
@nzJayZee bleh :(
@nzJayZee can I help?
I guess we’ve just given up thepic.twitter.com/LjlU6AQ77H7H
@brentriddell @diesdasdigital woot! 🎉
second cafe this week that "we're out of hot chocolate" which is FINE because water is DELICIOUS
@Emmelinecady xtrem hug
@dantoml I’ll be in Portland for a bit, let’s hang out
@janklausa I probably can't comment at all on the things you'd find good tbh :( the hot choccies are fair deec tho
@janklausa there's one I know of, open til ~midnight but it's in nk
@RachaelHasIdeas oof. hug.
@cloudapp I'm still seeing ads in the app. I'm a happily paid pro user, I don't care about free. pic.twitter.com/vL6QA3pTO9
@Palleas @Zonzonnette_ str8 to macrumors
@Palleas @Zonzonnette_ question: is that some kind of new cinema display base, or
@asugarhigh trick question? just ignore the voicemail???
@tealandpurple how could you resist the allure pic.twitter.com/DkerfT4kIZ
@ratqueencartel innnteresting. I’ve heard people say more toward the opposite, and have often wondered what the kin… https://t.co/O8Ex66FomW
@Emmelinecady hug.
I'm still pretty mad that @firefox removed the ability to run vimperator / pentadactyl :( I know ~greater good~ and… https://t.co/MUw9sR6U0c
@oh_pies ovum baked yeasty wheat clump*
hey look, it's Euclid C Finder release day https://t.co/L4buyuW2pW
@ratqueencartel do you prefer how it feels, or? because you were always pro-condom, I was never sure
@Emmelinecady square up peg in a round up hole
(on a personal/employee level the two aren't mutually exclusive though. what are _you_ doing to reduce your impact?)
I'm glad your hockey stick growth & engagement metrics are worth focusing on now, because it's not like there are a… https://t.co/P5cBD4m1R0
bechdel test ✅
I don’t know the actual adjective I want here, but it’s a good feeling that a person I am Intoâ„¢ï¸ has the phone numb… https://t.co/a4QL2VqK0W
@Emmelinecady and also maybe pic.twitter.com/mMsWQuaUyV
@Emmelinecady hm how about
@Emmelinecady are you able to watch Internet Videos or nah
@tealandpurple to be fair tho, it's less an xmas market, and more a vegan market that happens near xmas :f
@tealandpurple the vegan xmas market has been over there the last couple of years so you can get a closeup maybe soon maybe maybe
@ratkins I read your tweet before the quote and…yep that’ll work
@ratkins low fuckin bar, my dude. not stoked on coal mines though
@Emmelinecady bidge
@Emmelinecady 🇩ðpic.twitter.com/zgBg2EtfBoo/zgBg2EtfBo
@janklausa me too
@Gwladruns (it's in Dubai???????)
@janklausa SO: donuts when
@Gwladruns fark, check out the crowds for the aussie test (vs pakistan) going on at the moment https://t.co/6Pj25yT96e
@juliettepretot echoes my "as fucked as it is there, there are worse atrocities in the world right now that we don'… https://t.co/fLZtFj748e
@leafwork oh dang :( brains are dorks. have you seen this video about the bible? https://t.co/Wm2wpcFAZl maybe it can bore you into sleeps
@leafwork excited about sum'n?
@earthxsucks fucking lol morrissey
@earthxsucks who would you go 4 hours for then
@earthxsucks would ya go 4 hours to see Drake
@earthxsucks actually that's a lie, I fucked up. more like 4 hours. nah
@earthxsucks it's like 2 hours
@earthxsucks they're doing a show near me in a month and I'm sorta on the fence
@earthxsucks would you go see shook ones in 2018 or
@janklausa so, donuts when
I’ve never wanted a republic morpic.twitter.com/Ub7mIq9iFZFZ
@tealandpurple a South African friend was xtrem amused by "doona" but could only remember it as "doody" in conversation
@tealandpurple """"""""comforter"""""
@a2 no an omel is the masculine form
@dantoml @BerlinPhil dang! and yes! likewise, if you’re getting tickets some day, count me in :)
@dantoml @BerlinPhil this one: https://t.co/4zh5XXURC0 there were a bunch of tickets earlier in the week too
@dantoml @BerlinPhil dang, I was looking for tix today but the show I wanted was sold out today and last night :(
@Iberia_en it's ok! I figured it out :) thanks for getting back to me
@BrittA2211 fuq yaaa, that's the good shit
@BrittA2211 are they little quarter sambos? or full squares?
@HanneyChris "Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker [...]"
@BrittA2211 what kinda sandwiches
@ZuckerBaby I question anyone that says "bad sex is better than no sex"
@leafwork the mo jacko you mean
new laces on old shoes
@oh_pies perfect, you can bring your crew down from the """""big smoke"" and won't have to fight
@oh_pies what's the BMX situation like
@Emmelinecady I like having 50 as a pass mark, but having some level of "you got a 60" vs "you got a 90" as a level… https://t.co/Bitbs3aJPV
@Emmelinecady is it the same as a lot of US school things (I think????) where like a mark of 85 is wow, bad and 60 is like why bother, or
@samuelgoodwin you'll be more likely to find the owner then, I'd suspect
@samuelgoodwin add yr own lock around their bike too
Don't Forget Your Scroggin pic.twitter.com/SRbjjji2BR
RT @alienmelon: ELECTRIC FILE MONITOR (antivirus scanner) now available!
🆒💥🆕🔥🆓💀
The best free preventative tool against viruses and malware…
@oh_pies you know what, scratch that. this was the top hit on page 1 of the googles pic.twitter.com/NVpe3BsyvI
@oh_pies it's spelled coota-bloody-mundra I'll have u know
I don't think that I knew that Peter Thiel backed @n26, but that's enough reason to move away. sigh sigh, everythin… https://t.co/QikKWwIC2B
@parsfarce it's called a cou, you fool
@glennersboofy yeah, fairo. mostly more of a "who do I need to avoid?" if it's sponsored/condoned/organised by a bi… https://t.co/8uugLEY8Wz
@glennersboofy jesus christ. link? name?
@oh_pies not a gif, but pic.twitter.com/AtRdn9p0kp
RT @BerlingegenNazi: Update 4 +++ ACHTUNG: 2. WfD-Aufmarschanmeldung 17.30 Uhr nach #Friedrichshain +++ Aktualisierte Einschätzung MBR +++…
@dimsimkitty hugs, friend. :(
@bex_is not as bad tbh. they’re fairly strict here with airbnbs, tenants have strong rights, etc etc
@amandalcormier this was ominous pic.twitter.com/pOIDs0SGRb
@j_s_n_d also 1:30am you: 3pm you _will be_ an idiot again
@ratqueencartel yar, I've never had a problem at all. here's the most common one you'll see on a shelf: https://t.co/T1EabNyK2O
@ratqueencartel (in fact, easier to get here than in oz)
@ratqueencartel pseudoephedrine is otc in germany
@leafwork hmmmMM
@leafwork I think I wanted the opposite tbh. a sandbox where I could make shit fly in circles and explode, sometimes in low earth orbit
@RachaelHasIdeas are you going to start carbonating it or what
"""investing""""" in property when so many folks are houseless or have no realistic path to affording to own their… https://t.co/z5HkSy1vtk
@leafwork I never managed to get into KSP - feels like I missed something tho :f
just had an extremely "wait, it's October already?" moment. turns out: yes, it is.
@lagusta I just booked some flights for the other coast for a week and a half, so that's...kinda on the right track?
@craigwinslow are you around early/mid October? any chance of you keeping one aside and I'll shout you lunch for it? :)
@Iberia_en hi! can you help me find my AA codeshare reservation details on an IB booking? thanks!
@janklausa sounds very not nice
@earthxsucks grob is real*
hello friends! it’s the 1st of the month again, so please make a point of checking yr bits for lumps today. it’s ad… https://t.co/COPYc4R9rO