@tealandpurple won't be a whole lot better come midnight
RT @WaltjaPalya: The man on the 2 dollar coins name is Gwoya Jungarai and he was one of the only survivors of one of the last recognised ma…
@grhmc …umm, which two are the most important tools?
@BoldlyTweeting ironically, most vegans I know have better B12 than a lot of non-veg folk I know simply because the… https://t.co/lJKEizg9A2
@Emmelinecady why do uppers when you can pat puppers
@janklausa but Jan a literal “hold my beer†is a thing to be cherished
@janklausa you: “you surely couldn’t fit more beer in that bagâ€
her: “hold my beerâ€
@Emmelinecady where ya goin in 6 months tho
@nzJayZee @skwashd if yr into @99piorg, it's worth throwing a few bucks into the @radiotopia hat every month. occas… https://t.co/CTZAvOXeMj
@meghafon I was noodlin' around on a macOS app for basically the same thing, but open offices a couple of years ago pic.twitter.com/qshVYES48Z
two of my favourite people are coincidentally in Boston and are going to hang out today and I’m so excited they get to meet each other
@janklausa @Emmelinecady no I actually meant it tho
@Emmelinecady thx u for tweeting about this otherwise who knows what
@terinjokes likely, but it was still damn annoying to get to the end of a process to find out "sry, we can't accept… https://t.co/AK95zrIClm
@pinkemma putting the 000 in sp000ky
my last credit card had "000" as the CVV code, and was frequently rejected from payment forms. fun reading about wh… https://t.co/qGj2EqwLN2
@juliettepretot what on earth
@earthxsucks onya
@tealandpurple looks like drugs
fmk: Kirk, Luke, Taylor
@earthxsucks how’re you holding up today?
@dantoml I got rvivr on at the moment, which slots in there p.good
@Emmelinecady launder the almonds, show them a real good time
@Emmelinecady for laundry or for more almonds
I’ve seen a few Catholic churches and cathedrals in my time, and my dude, maybe take a look closer to home at the l… https://t.co/9DgTi8t6IY
@earthxsucks :/ hopefully just a bug. I'll check in later, but keep me in the loop?
@earthxsucks all good, or
@ZazzyV I've never had a stocking like that in my life :f I'll come do xmas with you some year
@ZazzyV I...did you mean like regular stockings to wear, or stockings that you hang? because I assumed the former
@_writehanded_ ok sure fine but the world needed to see you with 'em so it all worked out in the end (merry xmas, you!)
@justMaku @janklausa oh yeah wow, that's not actually what I thought it was and I legit should have known. idiot.
@janklausa aced it*
Apple’s photo reminder today is the time I visited @irldexter in the Blue Mountains. that place was wonderful https://t.co/9OFy9cxncc
@ZuckerBaby what's the worst that could happen?â„¢
@DDsD I just got gigabit in my neighbourhood the other week, they didn't even let me know :[
@oh_pies that doesn’t really clarify what actually happened at all I think
@acht Berlin tap water is forever the worst “welcome home†:( jealous of you and your mountains and glaciers and etc
RT @alienmelon: A_DESKTOP_LOVE_STORY
💠a short love story told between two folders
💖 available now on itch:
https://t.co/W2ouW8lTvU
💔 due t…
@Emmelinecady I think u meant to quote: https://t.co/FeoO1X9gn5
@schwa yup. wait ‘til you learn about what happens to male dairy calves
@Emmelinecady I have a related story but it’s not exactly for Twitter so remind me some time
@BrittA2211 it's never below 2AUD here :(
@ZuckerBaby oh wow, I didn’t know they’d cracked the $30 mark. that’s wild
@bryanjclark @mrgan easy sale. in a long distance thing and while we have a shared album, this is a wonderful idea. thank you!
@janklausa “worst†as though the author has never taken bart!!! hhahaahahaj
@amandalcormier as a sidebar, is the message now that Ida is (was?) the only founder? don’t remember seeing names before in the job ads
@IsaChandra anyone who doesn’t say garlic is a cop
@GeekAndDad hug.
@Gernot "damn, better clear cache and restart Xcode"
@gilfer I think @hawkoseels speaks for all of us https://t.co/5neGuSBqeW
drawing bezier curves manually pic.twitter.com/kTNZ9M80iR
placing bezier curves by hand pic.twitter.com/hhYLH3uOOk
@lazerwalker @janklausa I was all about some random stuff from REWE with a chocolate coating this season. dunno abo… https://t.co/t0Nzf2ApGg
@janklausa @lazerwalker pfeffernüsse tho
@flickiter magic. I've only used the interac shit once to send money, totally weird
@flickiter such a weird way of handling it!
@flickiter oh is this the weird interac system?
@acht jealous :( my favourite donuts
@acht you should get: a donut from mighty-o duh
@janklausa cancel is cancelled
oh neat, Chrome (at least on macOS) has picture in picture for video now. Safari has had it for ages, but I don't remember seeing this
@STEIMamsterdam hi! will there be a regular Connector event on in January? planning a trip to Amsterdam, would love to catch a performance
@OvercastFM hi! do you prefer big reports via email? or do you have a ticketing system?
@acht grumble grumble. I should bust out my candy thermometer then I guess!
@acht I mean honestly, the honeycomb. damn.
@acht bring some back for me pls tks
@lazerwalker was a good time to be at a super quaint xmas market!
@DDsD yyyyyyyy u m i d*
@tealandpurple gross winter weather fucks with mine a fair bit. or as I know it: dandruff season
@sylmobile just get an Anker cable. you'll probably never need another one
@Beryllium9 I was just going through some old photos and found this one: pic.twitter.com/uU9C7XSRBv
@dantoml I got a letter yesterday that they’re going to refund me €300 odd bucks, stoked as. good week for TK!
@Emmelinecady your neighbours might wake her up
@nikoprincen @PankeGallery I don't know that I can make it, but can I buy it online afterward, orrr?
@ZazzyV whaT IF that table is made with palm oil tho?????
@janklausa what the fuck jan
@Emmelinecady the old borbos can't come to the phone right now
@ZuckerBaby eat fresh!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
@earthxsucks good shit mate
@Emmelinecady is this some Taylor Swift thing
@tealandpurple I was there on Sunday and got a "sorry, we're all out of hot chocolate". guess they're out of chai too eh
@tealandpurple classic Vux shenanigans?
@Emmelinecady could have at least used glitter polish
@Emmelinecady wait re-reading this, does "glue" mean glue or polish
@Emmelinecady tis the season!!!!! merry eczema!!!!!!!!!
@ratkins fair. I guess I don’t mind Slack so much. it’s slow, it’s clunky, but I’ll take what we have over a pinned… https://t.co/VDJvXcZpsl
@Emmelinecady fucking hell the pun jesus christ
@ratkins true, ha :) what's there to gain from caring? easier to just cave in :P
@ratkins (to be clear I'm not defending it, but reality is that there are a lot of circumstances where "perfect UIK… https://t.co/wydftv8btd
@ratkins for some value of poor, yeah. I mean I've also seen users perfectly comfortable using a "worse" product (w… https://t.co/feRpS6JPPO
@ratkins or even not _by_ suits, but people trying to appease suits
@ratkins yeah but mostly it's driven by raw $ cost promises by suits (ignoring returns or reality at the time of decision making tho)
@Emmelinecady @bookymargoof I'm soRT of curious enough to ask for a photo
@Emmelinecady question: what the fuck
@cosmocatalano it's weird not hearing a "and THAT's" after your name in the signoff
@ratkins @vodafone_de I only had the 100mbit plan (just went to 200mbit now actually). it was fairly consistent in… https://t.co/E4yuPyVo2a
@ratkins I decided to check (as I do periodically) to see what @vodafone_de have for me (it's been 200mbit for a wh… https://t.co/DIfliwgdpm
@dantoml (same tho)
@dantoml it's not an every day thing but when are we going to the orchestraaaaa?
@ratkins ah right, yeah. that's usually Amazon for me, as much as I'd rather spend the coins at a bricks-and-mortar
@ratqueencartel nah, let them pay you instead
@ratkins there's a toom fairly easily train accessible (at Storkower Straße) which might be helpful?
@janklausa 'emons
@RachaelHasIdeas THE LNP BELIEVES IN FAIR DINKUM DINKY DI TRUE BLUE AUSSIE VALUES
DHL just showed up with a package so I’m clocking off for the dapic.twitter.com/ijEZW9FfCrCr
@amandalcormier good for infinite xmas markets but
@Emmelinecady fucking what
@tealandpurple okay yeah nah absolutely fuck this bullshit pic.twitter.com/w4RUlFTcQd
@tealandpurple I’m hoping they mean like “you can opt yourself into working (paid!) during times when most staff wa… https://t.co/28J2hyg3TM
@Spotify (tho, why specifically 100 below int32 max?)
thanks to Algorithmsâ„¢ I now know I spent 2 billion more percent more time o@Spotifyfy this year than last yeapic.twitter.com/YBXAznOMzUzU
@tealandpurple 🥴
@ns_online hi! I'm in Germany, and able to order an ov-chipkaart. but activating ov-fiets seems only available to D… https://t.co/qc7WftP1vO
I just saw a headline that said "Milo vastly in debt" and had a panic moment until I realised it wasn't an Australian news source
@Emmelinecady upon reflection, "DORP" would have been better, but I'm not mad either way
I just got a message from @Emmelinecady that just said "DORT" and it's a highlight of my morning
"don't read the replies on Twitter" is my new "don't read the comments", blargh