@FoodIsPower @edgarsmission YES. two of my very favourite things!!
@propagandhi with Culture Shock, that’s a fuckin trip. how good.
I needed a non-default wallpaper on my work laptop and I found a Tumblr feed of kpop boy bands, so. problem solved. pic.twitter.com/KgVecy5DJ7
@IndefiniteAdven e-mail
great SEO strategy pic.twitter.com/GKwSFsRF4U
@Dr_Tabor yooooo
@julian0liver @HKW_Berlin that looks pretty good times
“Install this update as soon as possibleâ€
@UkiahSmith my copy of Lion is 100000000x secure!!!!!
@__biancat only when wifi is down and you can’t get 3G and you have to tether over EDGE :(
@earthxsucks it’s for your own good
rosalinekarr Apparently, sometimes Google's translation app mistakes facial features for translatable text. pic.twitter.com/YygkxP28kl
@ZuckerBaby @juneleaf witchcraft
@_writehanded_ it’s in the bath
@_writehanded_ you’re already well on the way with your enlightenment
@_writehanded_ a state of zen
@_writehanded_ a constant flow
@_writehanded_ sometimes u gotta treat urself
@_writehanded_ I made mashed potatoes and snapchatted it, so
@HanneyChris work laptop
@janklausa finally, someone with some hot takes on this topic
@asugarhigh b e c o m e t h e c o r n
notjosh.com/corn-life/
@asugarhigh 🌽gratulations???
@earthxsucks is 12 nuggets enough or what
@Gernot oh huh. I haven’t heard people having problems with them (I haven’t heard _anything_ though), so maybe I’ll check the cable 🤔
@Gernot it’s literally just an HDMI cable, not an adapter, and it’s been fine forever (when plugged in just as HDMI… https://t.co/voU9liO7RJ
@Gernot (I guess technically the HDMI is AmazonBasics, but it’s never been the problem before)
@Gernot Apple’s. ironically the third party one is actually working fine :(
plug in power, HDMI loses signal. Apple’s USB-C situation is completely stupid :(
@Gary_BBGames I took my 7 Plus to South Africa and yeah dang. X is nice.
@sharimarii enquiring mindsssssss
@sharimarii yeah but what kind of chocolate???? the real questions remain unanswered
@workingkills @flutterio when is the “you’ve heard of buttery smooth, now comes fluttery smooth†campaign starting????
@janklausa @workingkills @flutterio more like Notlin by the sounds of it
@workingkills if only such a thing existed :P
@noir the good one just shut down recently, I think? :(
@UkiahSmith 6P was a good phone :(
@UkiahSmith not at all
@skwashd getting back to Berlin’s 3º was a ~nice~ change from South African summer. sigh.
@skwashd from yesterday: https://t.co/8oosRkx7wb
welcome back to work, etc pic.twitter.com/XDoJQNwv6P
@IsaChandra what about this tho pic.twitter.com/NebHIDm7qB
@irldexter I was just thinking yesterday about some AU friends that have UK citizenship, living in Berlin. never th… https://t.co/EvkTk2ePWu
@irldexter thank you!
@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz I’m just mad because it’s not outdoor-singlet season here
@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz classic #notallmen, omggggg
@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz but can your dad wear a singlet???? think about it
@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz hang ten, my radical dudes
@_writehanded_ @lizzie_and_fitz whoa classic reverse sexism honESTLY
ideal footwear for staying hydrated through the toes on rainy days pic.twitter.com/zdRlUBejDs
shout outs to Iberia for still accepting Airberlin status as valid
@osobinka it was too short :( I’ll be coming back for sure!!
@averrer they remembered me at the Ethiopian restaurant!!
@osobinka these are the only ones I took :( pic.twitter.com/UIYRFYqHNa
I got 5 hours and 1 meal to eat left in South Africa. Ethiopian? heck yeah
@irldexter holidays! heading back today tho
hashtag tru pic.twitter.com/nQNsGFk9LG
@janklausa yes hello?
Bitcoin getting srs in South Africa. GPU aircraft rigs park here, I guess pic.twitter.com/U13DrNlQVu
@_writehanded_ if that
nniiccee pic.twitter.com/eOckSE4DDd
just had a Zimbabwean taxi driver (again), this time wearing camo gear and a giant fuckin smile
@janklausa the parable of the man who would open the door but not answer the phone
@janklausa “canI take a message?†— you @ everyone
@janklausa but good
@janklausa love
@_writehanded_ SARAH
@janklausa call it by its real name
thiccshake pic.twitter.com/kIaIuO4V1z
I got in a car with a stranger to go see dolphins because that’s a v.worthwhile risk
@janklausa did u file a radar
@janklausa no I know. hence the cough. and still, 1Password
@janklausa 1Password. cough.
@rblimey SOLOMON 💎
@Emmelinecady oh my fuck
@rodzajowo why not ey
@Gary_BBGames yeah it was super tasty. not doing much here - had a week off work and €350 flights so figured why not see some summer?
@Gary_BBGames damn right
@ianiv what is happening to Canada?!
@janklausa and the salad
ate curry out of a half loaf of bread today ama pic.twitter.com/VP1hfMsF5J
@craigwinslow @RosaKammermeier @gabrielshalom whoa, yes. I’ll let some folks know!
@unsettleddown South Africa! 🇿🇦
@_writehanded_ I have no rooooom to carry more things :(
@_writehanded_ what I can tell you: I walked away with regrets
@Emmelinecady obvvvvv
today was a pretty good day to have a Zimbabwean taxi driver
@hexpet_ people (that should know better) still worship him tho???????
@janklausa hopefully
@BrittA2211 just call me Mr H. Identifier
@MsRachyDoodle *grunting noises*
*just* as I get on the train to the airport, I get the SMS that my flight is delayed
found some good reading material at the flea market pic.twitter.com/xazesju5fZ
@TheBreeMae “the pain’s voice†is such a strong way of describing it and so perfect. thank you for that
@__biancat a g r e e
@messycook it’s whatever you want it to be, you just have to believe
@messycook I got one word for ya
shout outs to the bloke snapping hella selfies at the Apartheid Museum. hope they’re going straight to yr Tinder profile
@CommissaryOoC wit always loof you, more like
@ctrlaltjustine I’d never heard bi-weekly until I moved to Canada, and I remember an exchange like “oh, you mean fo… https://t.co/15g7l94aYb
@ctrlaltjustine and then when people say bi-monthly to mean the same thing???
@mj_langford @daveverwer heh, it was months ago now. I’m breaking my current 120-ish day streak now while travelling (left my watch at home)
@grhmc yooooooo!!
@PietSous I booked a random hostel in Maboneng and I feel like I’m staying in a weird Disneyland bubble of the city… https://t.co/O4o5CATrgz
@grhmc didn’t know you worked on Tumblr! it’s always seemed like a good product, have always wondered what dev would be like
@__biancat worse now that iOS has notifications of memories. I got one from like March 2015 the other day for no reason???
@daveverwer I broke a 365 day move streak by upgrading watchOS. I held off because I was afraid of exactly that happening :(
@sharimarii that’s because you keep pulling out these German knives: https://t.co/0X3BLRdzRM
@oh_pies instead of a cup of coffee/tears maybe put a shoe. then it’s real life
RT @xme: After, Google and its 8.8.8.8, @Quad9DNS offers 9.9.9.9, I’ll offer soon 10.10.10.10 for everybody and for free! ;-)
👋 🇿🇦
@rblimey yeah, at least US American airports encourage shoelessness. miss that :(
@leeeham hhahh. post haste NEEDS to be a thing
@leeeham is Haste their new album? cos yeah, do it after that, for sure duh
@janklausa or the stretch of a quarter imo
and sit, stretch, wait forever, die here pic.twitter.com/KJj3hFYkNn
phase two complete: boarding. that was uneventful. I even stopped off to get more water.
phase one complete: getting yelled at by immigration
@nzJayZee yo. dunno about upbeat, but there’s punk as wellpic.twitter.com/dF56xrVDIYIY
@janklausa always on red pic.twitter.com/eR6uxbbgB6
@gilfer you’re a terrible clock. it’s 13 past 11
AND it’s still 4 mins until the transfer train arrives
40 mins until departure, and I have a 20 minute transfer, and somewhere in there I have to clear immigration. any bets?
push button, train appears pic.twitter.com/vbc2GQQah6
@leeeham I think they know. they must by now
@janklausa always right
@leeeham rude
I’m sitting in seat 8D and the emoticon isn’t lost on me
@leeeham where are Sumac even from? do they even tour? because dang
I love me a slightly delayed flight boarding. people are f u n.
@Gernot aha, that’s great! (no idea about side effects though)
turns out it came in Sierra: https://t.co/IZDNA7zt22
@juliettepretot cmd+click
@Gary_BBGames you used to only be able to move the menu items from Apple around a couple of years back. not sure when that changed tho
@leeeham come hang https://t.co/r4EfGT7eC1
is it new in High Sierra that you can drag *all* (not just Apple) menu bar icons around in any order? pic.twitter.com/eYRJ2bxNrv
@janklausa it even says “this is why we can’t have nice thingsâ€
@averrer true, I’d probably struggle with that without autocorrect. took me years to get “bureau†right
I’ve written “hierarchy†so many times in the last year and still can’t spell it correctly first go 50% of the time
@justMaku how’s Android Studio run tho?
@nzJayZee god the Amiga was so far ahead of its time
@nzJayZee oh whoa, way chippy music
@nzJayZee I never played the c64 version!
@nzJayZee yeah it’s so good
@nzJayZee hhHAHAA
@nzJayZee bombs made out of springs
@nzJayZee how infuriating*
@nzJayZee OH SHIT. that music! I forgot how good it was. https://t.co/HVTMSYVIBl
@nzJayZee the sound effects when you get KO’d
@nzJayZee ik+ was so good
@oh_pies oh because there’s no coffee that’s why there’s crying, I get it now yes
@oh_pies but what is in the cup
@janklausa algebra
@janklausa fast fast furious furious
@janklausa no you don’t repeat it, you say: 2 vroom
@janklausa speed
@janklausa I’m gonna rewrite Firefox in Electron and run Slack in that so it gets Quantum speed and v8 .. speed?
@rodzajowo from just the thumbnail that was a risky click
@andrewn awful
@andrewn huh, that’s cool
imagine, Al. the vegans. Al. mate. pic.twitter.com/zFN9HbUzWf
@workingkills may be relevant also: https://t.co/ZqI9ZQrQfL
@osobinka that’s (sort of) part of the plan, yesssss!!
@earthxsucks huh
@osobinka honestly not sure yet, ha. waiting to see how safe/comfortable it all feels, then see how much I want adv… https://t.co/9MldDplOzE
@earthxsucks who downloads porn in 2017, honestly???
@osobinka yesssssss!!
@janklausa @Emmelinecady worst city in Italy?????
@Emmelinecady @janklausa okay fuck I haven’t laughed at Twitter this much in a while so brb naps good night thx u for lols
@Emmelinecady @janklausa ahaha holy shit
@janklausa @Emmelinecady makes u Vink
@janklausa @Emmelinecady don’t u think vindecent is a good thing? like how inflammable means different than vinflammable (aka nos boost)
@_writehanded_ yep :/ that second sentence describes my adulthood tbh
@Emmelinecady @janklausa vindecent propospaul
@janklausa @Emmelinecady the vindecent vincident
@janklausa @Emmelinecady Vingles
@Emmelinecady @janklausa new business cards 420
@_writehanded_ taxi an option? or is that the problem? :/
@Emmelinecady @janklausa DONGA 69
@Emmelinecady @janklausa HELLA 69
@janklausa @Emmelinecady AHA. you’re not missing much tbh. I’m carrying this shit.
@Emmelinecady @janklausa “once you pop the fun don’t stop†— Pringles
@Emmelinecady @janklausa hella fingerguns
@Emmelinecady @janklausa wow rude but also wow fingerguns pic.twitter.com/WVhwa3zfvd
@Emmelinecady @janklausa fuck off back to the 90s then
@Emmelinecady @janklausa wait really
@Emmelinecady @janklausa got an undercut and a Nirvana poster on my wall
@Emmelinecady @janklausa go back to the 90s m8
@Emmelinecady @janklausa also who the fuck still says hella
@Emmelinecady @janklausa hella*
what the fuck is a hell Pringle
@Emmelinecady @janklausa OH SHIT. critical mass rides with hell Pringles jams
@janklausa @Emmelinecady you’ll see when I come doofin’ up yr street and you’re all “dang what are them hoppin’ bea… https://t.co/bX08KVbLqg
@janklausa @Emmelinecady mate a Pringles doofbox is gonna be sick af for a) summer, b) winter, c) everything else
@janklausa @Emmelinecady yea but I don’t think there’s a microphone, just a speaker