The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 2017

@janklausa lol, a shower on a plane? that’s an actual high five (sorry)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Treptow, Berlin

@skwashd I mean, I agree and all. but the cost/effort ratio of “commit these files” vs “redundant networks” is pretty different

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@skwashd how do you deal with CI/deployment breaking when GitHub(/rubygems/whatever) is down? or when a package is removed (left-pad, etc)

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@andrewn I like it way more in theory than in reality, in most circumstances that I’ve come across :(

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@andrewn I *still* can’t get on with Redux, and that’s a good description of why in a sentence

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@doodle_beth ugh, it feels like semantics, but I think I can maintain hope but lower expectations and make peace th… https://t.co/e3E9IOy7WF

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@doodle_beth I struggle so much with that. it seems like a fantasy to just be “normal” in some ways, that I dream a… https://t.co/FEN7xFV3Sv

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@justMaku it’s still the weekend and same tho

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@aprilwensel mine involved 2 kinds of cake and tempeh lasagne. a good Saturday :D

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@aprilwensel yooo, that’s amazing! just a typical lazy Saturday, eh? :)

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@ctrlaltjustine @travisci holy shit yeah, it’s super rad! if you ever have a spare to part with…!

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@_writehanded_ I understand societal narratives and appropriate boundaries around children :(

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@_writehanded_ listen, if it wouldn’t be weird and inappropriate for me to have been in there, I’d have been all about it. alas. no dirt :(

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@rblimey yo yeah, I was just listening to a band from Vancooba thinking I need to get back one of these days

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The Manâ„¢ removed all the playground equipment from a park, so kids are there just playing on the mounds of dirt. stoked.

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@steipete ugh, it’s such a bummer that an OSS project refers to rdar:// out of reach to the rest of us :(

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@oh_pies oh no the it’s not big enough shit no now the pancake is everywhere-tool

(is the german translation)

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@conradstoll ouch :( I re-entered my details last night to try to reduce that risk

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wow Australia. so when’s the election?

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@ianiv @Apple yooo, my computer has started just randomly shutting down recently. but I can boot to EFI diagnostics… https://t.co/vDONtQ4zRu

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@incanus77 if anyone deserves to feel like complete shit, and not smile…

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@workingkills @moni_ka_rina not a pringles, not a sparkles, I’m out of ideas

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@workingkills @moni_ka_rina yesssssss. Pux can visit the new place soon???????????????????????????????????????

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@peterbowyer that’s the best feeling tho. “oh god, that saves me so much work”

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@a2 I got mine last night but don’t have much chance to play until at least Sunday :(

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@a2 l8 to the party but welcome anyway :D

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turns out @edokoa and me have the same uncle that works for Nintendo! pic.twitter.com/zGdPn3mhzC

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@_writehanded_ what if there is no ceiling, maaaan. what if we’re all ceilings?

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@travisci yup yup! did that, got it sorted earlier :) a case of the ol’ .org vs .com switcheroo

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@gilfer @finicalgal I, for one, will NOT be participating in purchasing such a calamity. an outrage.

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@gilfer @finicalgal “we put crumbs on a rainbow paddlepop but wanted to charge more”

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@sylmobile or do you mean “the person that cooks the rice”?

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@andrewn I hear the new Firefox (currently in beta) is actually really good

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@Palleas yeah but have you met a JS developer? we need a gulp script that pipes a streamed dependency to babel

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@Palleas Fastlane and make files and npm. on two platforms. where do scripts live?????

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@collindonnell I autotype !g on most of my queries. even I’m already at Google :(

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my binge-watching soundtrack is by Crowded House: Four Seasons in One Day

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@travisci (it’s a public/open source project, so shouldn’t have any issues? yet it’s missing in the list, even after force-sync)

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@travisci couldn’t find any issues, but is there any reason I can’t see a forked repo in my org’s repo list?

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@steipete @pdfviewerapp two bundle IDs, if you want them installed at the same time

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@maxhasadhd I got a touchbar pro last week at work. and wow yeah, no, not even remotely worth it. and still only 16gb :(

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@tmaes @Politepix (that said, of course I’ll give them money for an X this week. sigh.)

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@tmaes @Politepix change is as good as a holiday, etc. I *know* it’s not better (I have Android Studio open right n… https://t.co/jItQ8FDEKQ

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@tmaes @Politepix if I build Android apps for a living, I’d try another desktop OS :( …tempting, honestly

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@tmaes @Politepix my Watch was bricked with an update last year. “yeah, and we can’t tell you what it’ll cost to fix” from a genius

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@Politepix @tmaes even getting an appointment here is a near-impossibility at the Apple Store. sigh sigh.

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@Politepix honestly, of all the things, I’m probably maddest about magsafe. even just the green/orange charge indicator is missing! argh.

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@Politepix you mean the same pro that doesn’t use an external keyboard, so they can pay another €200 for a touchbar?

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@Politepix yar. if I felt like they’d be able to accurately diagnose/repair, I’d be (grumpy-but-)happy.

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@Politepix (and so many “this worked for me” (many with “edit: no it didn’t”))

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@Politepix seems a LOT of people are having random shutdown issues: https://t.co/0c3TVZlkL4

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@SVPofThings no idea about that, I never got much into Gardein :(

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@SVPofThings I’m not gonna go that far, but people from NYC saying “yo that’s pretty good” and buying more to take with them? yea

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@Politepix even an arrow-key cluster that I can find “up” without having to look down would be a godsend

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@Politepix oh my god yes. I’d take thicker/less battery, even if that was the choice. 90% of the time, this thing l… https://t.co/LJSDe3o3om

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@Politepix I still don’t mind the pre-USB-C machines. touchbar can get in the bin though. a 2013 rMBP w/ 32gb would… https://t.co/JcQ9CL820Y

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@Politepix I started looking into Linux machines for non-work stuff. it’s a terrible world of terrible laptops, eve… https://t.co/Ana44NX6qA

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@justMaku lmao wait until you need to debug/profile

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

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@workingkills @FluffSociety the lawyers that create companies??? because PickleCorp® is my new fave

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to workingkills from Treptow, Berlin

@_writehanded_ my confession: I don’t understand kale in general :( it’s ok and all but why the fuss? where’s the fuckin broccoli chocolate

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@nancycdhill they ask for a cheque, you send ‘em a fax. livin’ the 1980s dream m8

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to nancycdhill from City Centre, Berlin

@ekurutepe having the Watch means unlocking is easy, so TouchID is less compelling (since half the dialogs still need password anyway)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ekurutepe from City Centre, Berlin

@ekurutepe I don’t mind the keyboard itself at all. the touchbar is dead space to me though :(

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@oh_pies whyYYY would you go to a thing like that. I was so glad to have a “sorry, different continent” excuse

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@steveriggins @Gernot my point was that we use RN, and use standard controls by default, so updates are largely non-events to us <3

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@steveriggins @Gernot “no thanks” to using standard controls?

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@workingkills @miphoni @Gernot @steipete that’s kind of the point though - using system controls often gives you mo… https://t.co/aStVPQLh6o

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@workingkills @Gernot @steipete why have some native controls when you can have zero instead? ;)

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@andrewn @Dropbox what on earth? some kinda personal vs business dealio?

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@EmmaVitz @_writehanded_ yeah! like chocolate with puffed rice, they just puff the quinoa a bit and it’s a good texture

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@Gernot we’re using RN at work, and it’s 90% painless to support X. the “easy” route (non-standard controls) is a p… https://t.co/AcdK0VDfgQ

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@gilfer it’s a violent jab at the opposition leader, imo

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setting up a new work laptop makes me v.glad I spent the time on `git clone; make bootstrap` workflow

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@Politepix I can 90% consistently get a diagnostics failure via the OS-boot diagnostics, and 20% via EFI-boot diagn… https://t.co/JmjoBdxDJl

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@Politepix I tried thermal paste and reseating things. I’m 80% sure it’s a logic board replacement, but a new battery won’t go astray

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@Politepix haven’t yet. have a touchbar pro from work, but haven’t touched my personal device yet. will start with battery, I guess :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Politepix from Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin

@coveloper even just being pressure sensitive instead of just touch sensitive would be a huge improvement

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@ratkins fortunately it’s just a work machine :/

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@doodle_beth jesus :( stop being polite so people can fend for themselves, cool

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day 2 with a Touch Bar, and I miss my physical escape key. hope this situation improves :(

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@Gary_BBGames press ctrl+r again+again to keep searching back

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@rodzajowo @ClojureBridgeDe I bet you’re better at whiteboards than I am too. you’re in!

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@rodzajowo @ClojureBridgeDe honestly. 80% of becoming an experienced dev is just remembering to check these basic t… https://t.co/ivLh28kwBE

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@rodzajowo @ClojureBridgeDe and the missing 10% that no one accounts for but is critical to getting things done

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@laurafjuliette yyyyyyyyyyyyep :( when in-jokes go rogue and make everyone feel awkward

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safe, inclusive workspaces! positive culture! who needs ‘em anyway?

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yikes @ yr head of HR giving a “how to pick up girls” book to a coworker as a team birthday present at a team breakfast

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@leafwork I had to battle those fucks until the bitter end

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@leafwork it’s the worst/best version of cookie clicker

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huh, I just finished the paperclip game. pic.twitter.com/0lppqVluni

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currently: educating @Emmelinecady of the works of @TheRealRoxette

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TIL: you don’t need haxm any more for Android as of High Sierrastackoverflow.com/a/44942860OJ

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@earthxsucks I bet some ol’ Adelaide BBC shits all over it but

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a fox is just an ox with extra f

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CRASH__N__BURN HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!

via crash__n__burn (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Oct 15th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@ZuckerBaby pretty much my second most literal worst nightmare situation :(

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@justMaku “it’s not the voltage, it’s the current”

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@MsRachyDoodle same! I was awake the prior night BECAUSE of tramadol. I swear it’s a stimulant.

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@MsRachyDoodle I had the best night of sleep in a long time last night. all I had to do was basically stay up the w… https://t.co/jYJALYoLJO

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@_writehanded_ it’s all been a massive lie. I never knew you, it turns out????

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@andrewn what if you cash26 me a donation and I give you a late birthday gift?

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@andrewn but if you bought it for someone you live with…

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@_writehanded_ I’m hoping for a solid 6. maybe 7 if I went now.

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@_writehanded_ I kinda gotta tomorrow. not heaps just kinda. early tho, fuck

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@_writehanded_ YES especially “wake up early and be productive”, that one can fuck off first.

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