@Gwladruns oh la la, croissant, biscuit, gravy
@Gwladruns LIZ. WHY.
@janklausa lol, a shower on a plane? that’s an actual high five (sorry)
@janklausa all 3 minutes?
@skwashd er, cost/benefit
@skwashd I mean, I agree and all. but the cost/effort ratio of “commit these files†vs “redundant networks†is pretty different
@skwashd how do you deal with CI/deployment breaking when GitHub(/rubygems/whatever) is down? or when a package is removed (left-pad, etc)
@CastIrony same
@ericaavey which one r u
@andrewn I like it way more in theory than in reality, in most circumstances that I’ve come across :(
@andrewn I *still* can’t get on with Redux, and that’s a good description of why in a sentence
@_writehanded_ r e d d e s t f l a g
@doodle_beth ugh, it feels like semantics, but I think I can maintain hope but lower expectations and make peace th… https://t.co/e3E9IOy7WF
@doodle_beth I struggle so much with that. it seems like a fantasy to just be “normal†in some ways, that I dream a… https://t.co/FEN7xFV3Sv
@justMaku it’s still the weekend and same tho
@nancycdhill internet hugs :(
@Emmelinecady EMMELINE
@aprilwensel mine involved 2 kinds of cake and tempeh lasagne. a good Saturday :D
@aprilwensel yooo, that’s amazing! just a typical lazy Saturday, eh? :)
@_writehanded_ do you have a choice?
@ctrlaltjustine @travisci holy shit yeah, it’s super rad! if you ever have a spare to part with…!
@ctrlaltjustine where’s the cone of fries sticker from?
@airberlin xox
@_writehanded_ I understand societal narratives and appropriate boundaries around children :(
@_writehanded_ listen, if it wouldn’t be weird and inappropriate for me to have been in there, I’d have been all about it. alas. no dirt :(
@rblimey yo yeah, I was just listening to a band from Vancooba thinking I need to get back one of these days
@rblimey where on the planet are you these days?
@rblimey when life gives ya dirt…
The Manâ„¢ removed all the playground equipment from a park, so kids are there just playing on the mounds of dirt. stoked.
@steipete ugh, it’s such a bummer that an OSS project refers to rdar:// out of reach to the rest of us :(
@ZuckerBaby @oh_pies count napula aka me
@oh_pies FLATULA?
@oh_pies flatypus
@oh_pies oh no the it’s not big enough shit no now the pancake is everywhere-tool
(is the german translation)
@oh_pies mush turner
@conradstoll ouch :( I re-entered my details last night to try to reduce that risk
wow Australia. so when’s the election?
@ianiv @Apple yooo, my computer has started just randomly shutting down recently. but I can boot to EFI diagnostics… https://t.co/vDONtQ4zRu
@Emmelinecady @oh_pies wow yes for as long as I’ve known u
@incanus77 if anyone deserves to feel like complete shit, and not smile…
@incanus77 wow fuck no
@Emmelinecady she is so comfortable and happy
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina and yet, cucumbers??????????
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina not a pringles, not a sparkles, I’m out of ideas
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina you’d never do that to a face like this, right???????pic.twitter.com/aQlROgsxoRoR
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina yesssssss. Pux can visit the new place soon???????????????????????????????????????
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina when do you moooooove??????
@peterbowyer that’s the best feeling tho. “oh god, that saves me so much workâ€
@a2 I got mine last night but don’t have much chance to play until at least Sunday :(
@a2 l8 to the party but welcome anyway :D
@leeeham @SVPofThings sign me the fuck up
@SVPofThings what flavour tho????
turns out @edokoa and me have the same uncle that works for Nintendo! pic.twitter.com/zGdPn3mhzC
@edokoa rude.
@_writehanded_ what if there is no ceiling, maaaan. what if we’re all ceilings?
@_writehanded_ and then you start overthinking the ceiling
@travisci yup yup! did that, got it sorted earlier :) a case of the ol’ .org vs .com switcheroo
@maurplz NICE THIMKING
@gilfer @finicalgal even paddlepops did that better pic.twitter.com/7M85um79Sc
@gilfer @finicalgal I, for one, will NOT be participating in purchasing such a calamity. an outrage.
@gilfer @finicalgal “we put crumbs on a rainbow paddlepop but wanted to charge moreâ€
@sylmobile or do you mean “the person that cooks the rice�
renbotix Opening Nov. 1st nervous.online
bit.ly/2gCGFY4
#thewrong #fleeimmediately pic.twitter.com/h9wpmqcws3
@andrewn I hear the new Firefox (currently in beta) is actually really good
@Palleas yeah but have you met a JS developer? we need a gulp script that pipes a streamed dependency to babel
@Palleas Fastlane and make files and npm. on two platforms. where do scripts live?????
@Palleas same. and yet. I wrote one today :(
@collindonnell I autotype !g on most of my queries. even I’m already at Google :(
my binge-watching soundtrack is by Crowded House: Four Seasons in One Day
@travisci (it’s a public/open source project, so shouldn’t have any issues? yet it’s missing in the list, even after force-sync)
@travisci couldn’t find any issues, but is there any reason I can’t see a forked repo in my org’s repo list?
@steipete @pdfviewerapp two bundle IDs, if you want them installed at the same time
@Palleas I used to get this brand from SDM, but dunno honestly pic.twitter.com/jcNLVhMZos
@Palleas @buddybuild bring me maple cookies pls :(
@maxhasadhd I got a touchbar pro last week at work. and wow yeah, no, not even remotely worth it. and still only 16gb :(
@maxhasadhd gone up? :(
@tmaes @Politepix change is as good as a holiday, etc. I *know* it’s not better (I have Android Studio open right n… https://t.co/jItQ8FDEKQ
@tmaes @Politepix if I build Android apps for a living, I’d try another desktop OS :( …tempting, honestly
@tmaes @Politepix my Watch was bricked with an update last year. “yeah, and we can’t tell you what it’ll cost to fix†from a genius
@Politepix @tmaes even getting an appointment here is a near-impossibility at the Apple Store. sigh sigh.
@Politepix honestly, of all the things, I’m probably maddest about magsafe. even just the green/orange charge indicator is missing! argh.
@antigirl99 hello, you
@Politepix you mean the same pro that doesn’t use an external keyboard, so they can pay another €200 for a touchbar?
@Politepix yar. if I felt like they’d be able to accurately diagnose/repair, I’d be (grumpy-but-)happy.
@Politepix (and so many “this worked for me†(many with “edit: no it didn’tâ€))
@Politepix seems a LOT of people are having random shutdown issues: https://t.co/0c3TVZlkL4
@SVPofThings 🙌
@SVPofThings finebagels.com/contact-us.html with a map and all
@SVPofThings ANYWAY. finebagels.com
@SVPofThings no idea about that, I never got much into Gardein :(
@SVPofThings have you been to Veganz ever? :P
@SVPofThings (and they have tofutti cream cheese, so)
@SVPofThings I’m not gonna go that far, but people from NYC saying “yo that’s pretty good†and buying more to take with them? yea
@SVPofThings do you want me to let you in on a secret, or
@Politepix even an arrow-key cluster that I can find “up†without having to look down would be a godsend
@Politepix oh my god yes. I’d take thicker/less battery, even if that was the choice. 90% of the time, this thing l… https://t.co/LJSDe3o3om
@Politepix I still don’t mind the pre-USB-C machines. touchbar can get in the bin though. a 2013 rMBP w/ 32gb would… https://t.co/JcQ9CL820Y
@Politepix my current plan is refurb/second hand
@Politepix I started looking into Linux machines for non-work stuff. it’s a terrible world of terrible laptops, eve… https://t.co/Ana44NX6qA
@justMaku lmao wait until you need to debug/profile
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY
@Emmelinecady 🖕
@workingkills @FluffSociety the lawyers that create companies??? because PickleCorp® is my new fave
@_writehanded_ voted off the island, you know
@_writehanded_ that’s why I had to leave North America
@_writehanded_ my confession: I don’t understand kale in general :( it’s ok and all but why the fuss? where’s the fuckin broccoli chocolate
@_writehanded_ oh no
@oh_pies life update: pic.twitter.com/Wge5n88GnC
@nancycdhill but also pic.twitter.com/BGmuPRcIuv
@nancycdhill they ask for a cheque, you send ‘em a fax. livin’ the 1980s dream m8
@ekurutepe having the Watch means unlocking is easy, so TouchID is less compelling (since half the dialogs still need password anyway)
@ekurutepe I don’t mind the keyboard itself at all. the touchbar is dead space to me though :(
@oh_pies whyYYY would you go to a thing like that. I was so glad to have a “sorry, different continent†excuse
@steveriggins @Gernot my point was that we use RN, and use standard controls by default, so updates are largely non-events to us <3
@steveriggins @Gernot “no thanks†to using standard controls?
@getsconed “corn latte on soy, thanksâ€
@getsconed CORN LATTE?
@workingkills @miphoni @Gernot @steipete that’s kind of the point though - using system controls often gives you mo… https://t.co/aStVPQLh6o
@workingkills @Gernot @steipete why have some native controls when you can have zero instead? ;)
@EmmaVitz @_writehanded_ yeah! like chocolate with puffed rice, they just puff the quinoa a bit and it’s a good texture
@Gernot we’re using RN at work, and it’s 90% painless to support X. the “easy†route (non-standard controls) is a p… https://t.co/AcdK0VDfgQ
@_writehanded_ it’s surprisingly good tho :(
@gilfer it’s a violent jab at the opposition leader, imo
@Emmelinecady yeah but what would be the point anyway
@Emmelinecady how good would dial-a-beggel be
setting up a new work laptop makes me v.glad I spent the time on `git clone; make bootstrap` workflow
@Politepix I can 90% consistently get a diagnostics failure via the OS-boot diagnostics, and 20% via EFI-boot diagn… https://t.co/JmjoBdxDJl
@Politepix I tried thermal paste and reseating things. I’m 80% sure it’s a logic board replacement, but a new battery won’t go astray
@Politepix haven’t yet. have a touchbar pro from work, but haven’t touched my personal device yet. will start with battery, I guess :(
@coveloper even just being pressure sensitive instead of just touch sensitive would be a huge improvement
@Emmelinecady @RandiBop @veganinbrighton @unsettleddown ping uhhh @theveganword, who lived/lives there iirc?
@ratkins fortunately it’s just a work machine :/
@doodle_beth jesus :( stop being polite so people can fend for themselves, cool
day 2 with a Touch Bar, and I miss my physical escape key. hope this situation improves :(
@Gary_BBGames press ctrl+r again+again to keep searching back
@Gary_BBGames mate. ctrl+r, type the word, done!
@Gernot 21st October 2006, obviously
@rodzajowo @ClojureBridgeDe I bet you’re better at whiteboards than I am too. you’re in!
@rodzajowo @ClojureBridgeDe honestly. 80% of becoming an experienced dev is just remembering to check these basic t… https://t.co/ivLh28kwBE
@rodzajowo @ClojureBridgeDe and the missing 10% that no one accounts for but is critical to getting things done
@HanneyChris she will be mine, etc
@__biancat YOU WOULD THINK.
@laurafjuliette yyyyyyyyyyyyep :( when in-jokes go rogue and make everyone feel awkward
@Gwladruns 7:49pm
safe, inclusive workspaces! positive culture! who needs ‘em anyway?
yikes @ yr head of HR giving a “how to pick up girls†book to a coworker as a team birthday present at a team breakfast
@leafwork I had to battle those fucks until the bitter end
@leafwork oh no what have you done
@Emmelinecady @leafwork JOIN US
@leafwork yoooo welcome back
@leafwork nooooo :(
@Beryllium9 whoa. entered The Matrix.
@leafwork it’s the worst/best version of cookie clicker
huh, I just finished the paperclip game. pic.twitter.com/0lppqVluni
currently: educating @Emmelinecady of the works of @TheRealRoxette
@RandiBop @Emmelinecady THEY HAVE TOO MUCH DISORGANISED PAPER
TIL: you don’t need haxm any more for Android as of High Sierrastackoverflow.com/a/44942860OJ
@earthxsucks so a typical 3 star experience then ay
@earthxsucks I bet some ol’ Adelaide BBC shits all over it but
a fox is just an ox with extra f
CRASH__N__BURN HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!
@Emmelinecady anyway muscle beats import
@Emmelinecady or a revolution right
@Emmelinecady I mean is point A a revelation, or
@Emmelinecady YEP
@acht :(
@ZuckerBaby pretty much my second most literal worst nightmare situation :(
@justMaku “it’s not the voltage, it’s the currentâ€
@MsRachyDoodle same! I was awake the prior night BECAUSE of tramadol. I swear it’s a stimulant.
@MsRachyDoodle I had the best night of sleep in a long time last night. all I had to do was basically stay up the w… https://t.co/jYJALYoLJO
@a2 :(
@janklausa nice
@_writehanded_ I am very tired
@_writehanded_ fjaffsl
@_writehanded_ it’s all been a massive lie. I never knew you, it turns out????
@_writehanded_ BECAUSE I KNOW THE CORRECT WORD FOR A THING?
@_writehanded_ NO. WHAT?
@Emmelinecady @nancycdhill thanks you too
@_writehanded_ not a jaffle?
@_writehanded_ Sonic the Hedgelord I dunno
@_writehanded_ what are they called in NZ?
@andrewn what if you cash26 me a donation and I give you a late birthday gift?
@andrewn but if you bought it for someone you live with…
@ratkins @samuelgoodwin stop using random() in your tests then, duh
@_writehanded_ I’m hoping for a solid 6. maybe 7 if I went now.
@_writehanded_ I kinda gotta tomorrow. not heaps just kinda. early tho, fuck
@_writehanded_ YES especially “wake up early and be productiveâ€, that one can fuck off first.
@Veganinberlin @Brammibals yessssss