The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 2014

@juliobiason progress is still available in the "Purchases" tab

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@OwenGoss been playing like a madman. congrats on/thanks for the awesome game!

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@fbz "fake-out February" as it's known ;)

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such smoke, very mirror, wow

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@subdigital and THAT was the good part of the interaction

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@ashfurrow once you get that, then you can sign up for the Voordeelurenabonnement bundle: http://t.co/38DXLGSZFP

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@ashfurrow NS trains are the blue/yellow intercity trains. you can get the one-off OV-chipkaart, or you can get one with your photo on it

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@ashfurrow have you got a local bank account? then you can get an NS travel card with 40% (iirc) discount

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@ElizabethN well hello there :)! my twitter username at gmail pretty please :)

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@andrewpascoe it's not like Oracle got its start because of a database or anything ;)

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@jonathanpenn oh no, I was insulting you. geez, take an insult for once ;)

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@stephbelding @TorrensJonathan it's kind of weird seeing you two interacting. what the hell, man?

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programming meets the bible via markov chains. such deep: http://t.co/F4qWgeVeZF

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@jwilker they offered free snacks if I showed up! how could I say no to that? FREE SNACKS!

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@jwilker I've seen exactly one episode - the one you just watched ;)

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"XXX TODO: delete ../topupExplanation_de.snip !" pic.twitter.com/BIuyGm9EI6

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@kkaefer that’s what I used tonight. but I swear someone (maybe @orta?) did something recently that was nicer

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for example:
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY modulo
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend
[…]
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

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legitimately lolling at writing code in ArnoldC: https://t.co/t0AkXIJmSW

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@Ghentleman MAYBE. literally no idea. was hoping for something less video-y, and more "here's where you clicked"-y

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some cocoa dev (iirc?) recently created a magical GIF making tool for screencaps. anyone know what I'm thinking of?

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miquaGalore Who wants a turquoise futon 4 FREE?It needs 2b picked up (from Friedrichshain) tonite from 7pm or tomorrow from 9pm. pic.twitter.com/5DaRnS560l

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@eksraystyle I don’t really mope much (but I vacuum sometimes lolol)

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@eksraystyle for naps? because that's my plan when I lay down 99% of the time

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@eksraystyle like someone hit me on the back of the head, I kinda wince when I think about stuff

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@irldexter he says, making up acronyms as he goes

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@ratkins ironically that site actually rarely solves my problem. I want examples, not just exact single syntax snippets

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@paprikapapaya how else do you think I generally stay so a-okay with things? hot chocolate is my secret!

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since tweeting about not being able to remember NSComparisonResult values, now I can! I need to tweet about block syntax then, I guess..

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@maccaw @hirodusk reminds me of a product I worked on last year: redpen.io

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@paprikapapaya I literally just finished a hot chocolate. problems melting away.

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@0xced I tried to download Mavericks and got the same message. super helpful.

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@casademora @Politepix "[…] not available in Germany, because it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the […] rights." :(

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@zaftigvegan hahah! it was gone when I got back from lunch. presumably stolen by some creepy pervert..

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@zaftigvegan "s/he's driving like a dick!" will have some legitimacy

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@wtabs True Citizen Detective Fish imo

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@wtabs only saw one ep of Breaking Bad and The Wire wasn't amazing, so that's not a huge accomplishment yaek

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@flickiter did you ever download that album I sent you a week or two back?

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@paprikapapaya in the meantime, catnip+beast is making for some pretty cheap entertainment

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@paprikapapaya I'm stressed about impending stress. weirdly meta. buuuut I'll (and you'll!) get through, one way or another :)

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my laptop battery just went from 10% to 11%. my legs are an inductive charging dock!

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@paprikapapaya I can relate :[ I had to flee at lunch on Friday lest I implode

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@cabel the tech is fine. it's the haircuts that really date this photo

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@irldexter I've definitely got a spare bed until May. and then..well..I need to find another place :) but you're welcome to what I've got

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@irldexter ! glad you've made the jump :)

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@ElizabethN I haven’t got the patience..so I punish myself with doing it all at once (and regretting it for days)

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@Schadenfrieda I just downed the last of my Vegemite :(

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@tekerson seems to be the case for a bunch of people!

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talents include: burning toast

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@RachyVool actually wasn't ICQ only like 200chars at first? HMM.

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@RachyVool now it's all about 140char this, and hashtags that

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@twinfold apparently it's still a think, with actual new features/clients. who knew?!

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does anyone else still remember their ICQ number?

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@seanlevin iuno man, I’m half expecting it to get much more traction. and it still does more than TF (like production crash logging)

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according to @Palleas I look like the "because it's YOUR dog" guy in Road Trip http://t.co/uxVU7kJOVC

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@CastIrony heh, that's almost the exact conclusion that @hirodusk reached for us this week too: medium.com/p/6f076d8c7e08

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@zaftigvegan you should probably set up traps for tonight's version night self

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@ashfurrow I thought it was going to be able a ~30h week. whoops.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ashfurrow from Berlin, Berlin

@ashfurrow it'd be okay - they could via WhatsApp

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chriseidhof Do you want to work for one of the best (the best?) iOS agencies in Berlin? nxtbgthng.com/#jobs

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@CamTweeting well stop being an asshole and stepping on him, geez

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huh. lower casing in App Store.app. wrong text, too (should be “openâpic.twitter.com/Qd8IPChLgQhLgQ

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@incanus77 oh christ yes. even though that site never seems to answer my question properly either.

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I can _never_ remember the NSComparisonResult values :(

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huh, that explains the crash:

NSLog(@"uh, implement me at some point :)");
NSAssert(NO, @"eh.");

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AndrewM138 If you particularly like TISM (very few of you) and particularly dislike Upworthy (like all of you), uptism.tumblr.com

via web (retweeted on 5:02 AM, Feb 20th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

does anyone even bother crying "bubble" anymore?

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is it April 1 somewhere in the world already?

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@veganstraightedge @hirodusk stuff is the worst. have you ever tried bits and/or bobs?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to veganstraightedge from Berlin, Berlin

@jensnikolaus kiiiinda. “yes” is the answer, but “with what time?” is my question :(

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@joelcrary one. also "a waste of chocolate" applies here ;)

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@WestCoastyMo fun! I am probably staying home, sleeping tomorrow :P

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@WestCoastyMo good in general! happy to not deal with PNW winter :)

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@dusker haven't watched yet, but I just also stumbled on http://t.co/R59udEYOFQ which might also be interesting :)

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@dusker https://t.co/OOpGJgPT36 ! (the question was from the audience at the end, around ~39m)

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@dusker I saw a talk recently that they don't touch IB at Facebook 95% because of localisation problems

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@dusker let me know if you find _any_ solution for that to not suck

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“the ammeter gauge showed under nine voltsargh

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@oh_pies @flickiter well, I have a spare bed and access to cake/potato here…cough

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@christian_beer @chriseidhof count me in for that conversation, if you don’t mind :)

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@kvangork nice! ping me at josh@helloclue.com :)

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@chriseidhof ah right. yeah, there's an XPC-friendly fork over at https://t.co/F2aPBVnnhu which may help you out /cc @christian_beer

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@chriseidhof is your issue the Framework signing? because that's a hassle. /cc @christian_beer

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@kvangork full time? contract? tempted to try a new country? :)

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@searchingfortao hehhhhhhhhhh actually that hits close to home. I'm actually giving a talk on JavaScriptCore in Objective-C next month :)

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@ratkins ride ya bloody bike, ya lazy git!

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@ashfurrow I started using bliep.nl as my NL provider. pretty simple, transparent pricing. simple app for toggling between plans

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@daleharvey yo! did you get my email yesterday? had some issues hitting spamboxes. np if you just haven't gotten to it yet :)

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@ashfurrow huh, if you're in Transvaalbuurt, head to Coffee Bru for a decent cup/cafe/wifi :)

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@micheletitolo worth a shot :) though if you (or someone you know!) gets itchy feet, then I know a guy.. :)

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pickles is intently and skeptically exploring the new digs. smells like dog, she is confused.

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@carrie1million can it be done online? or is it an official doc?

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@stephbelding and THEN you can catch a bus to places further away :)

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@stephbelding and then there are the *sigh* vegetarian places ;)

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@stephbelding not counting the vegan supermarket, crepe shop, pizza joint

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@stephbelding give it a couple of months to get sunny, but I encourage it. I live inside of 20mins walk to 3 (exclusively) vegan cafes

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@stephbelding couch, spare bed, inflatable mattress, sleeping bags :) I'm working at @helloclue, so I'll be here a while

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@stephbelding Berlin! vegan capital of the northern hemisphere if you ask me ;)

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@stephbelding people love xylitol over here if that's an option

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@stephbelding yes. yes it is. easier there than the US though, haha.

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