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June 2018

@janklausa anyway since you already know what this is gonna be, here it is anyway: https://t.co/y7OeB67pen

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@janklausa you're posting to twitter like a bewildered creature looking for something so kind of yes

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@janklausa there's one on youtube fwiw if u want a link

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@janklausa @lazerwalker is that even a reference that you get or what

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@janklausa @lazerwalker "til question mark" isn't an option that Siri understands

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but who will archive the internet archive? pic.twitter.com/A0sNnvyp8X

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@lazerwalker @janklausa 1:30 then? I got ~prior engagements~ til about 1ish

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@tealandpurple (I don’t have any words to add and a “like” doesn’t feel appropriate but this is very interesting and good)

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@tealandpurple I'm seeing more people with helmets on the streets these days. can't tell if people are getting bett… https://t.co/i0sOsvTX9I

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@nzJayZee that one rings no bells. but maybe I saw a clip once (maybe hax? powerups?) of someone jumping between rooftops

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@nzJayZee hhahhaah "yo whats up guys" is my favourite youtube category

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@nzJayZee ohhh wait I think I've seen Crackdown. I think you've told me about it before maybe?

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@nzJayZee never even heard of either of them!

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@janklausa fuck off 200 bucks. was it actually that much?

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@janklausa maybe you went there to throw a shoe like at george bush

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@workingkills @janklausa now you’re thinking with portals

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@dantoml we’re just rolling out now but it’s the last Friday of every month. see ya in a month?!

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@jedrek yessss accidental mass is the best mass

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@janklausa also: it makes you a Bad Person obviously

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@janklausa deeper, lidl bike, ofo are all represented here by some randos. hook in m8

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honestly. if you’re in Berlin, have a bike, and a couple of spare hours, come ride bikes me and hundreds of my clos… https://t.co/NXMuH5ba6H

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@Emmelinecady see you’ve been medicinally suppressing your gay

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@Emmelinecady because it’s washing day and you don’t have any rainbows left to wear I dunno

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@Emmelinecady the real gays were the gays we gay’d along the gay. sorry this is not my culture I’m out bye

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@Emmelinecady to temper the gayness otherwise it’s too gay

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critical mass tonight. haven’t been in monthssss and I’m excited as hell. come ride bikes!

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@Emmelinecady “revert to” we’re you ever not actually gay as hell, just needed encouragement?

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I am truly ⚡️shocked⚡️ at Nestle, an otherwise reputable company with a spotless trackpic.twitter.com/6RaxIb6oP5axIb6oP5

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LouDingle Children locked on Nauru as long as World War two.

Please retweet.

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@a2 I use Xstream to write Objective-Stream thank you very much

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@a2 NSStream lives on in my heart

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@RachaelHasIdeas haha, I can still replay every time I’ve said in my head “don’t you fucking dare say it” when a do… https://t.co/Q22zvaemra

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@transconrace @JamesPRobertson heya, I haven’t heard back by email since confirming volunteering. was my confirmati… https://t.co/1PJJfaDvwR

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tune into twitch.tv/ign right now because @alienmelon is doing words ok

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@alienmelon oh because of daylight savings or some such? but to confirm: 14:50 LA/SF/whatever time, right?

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@alienmelon stupid question but: is PT the same thing as PST?

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sometimes an email arrives and it's just an "oh. of course? (???)" pic.twitter.com/VmvekYtgjG

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@juliobiason and protection from calling vegan cheese "cheese" etc. lol.

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“oh no turns out they get enough protein after allpic.twitter.com/vS8alLV3mYV3mY

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@lazerwalker it's much closer to home. miiiight chuck in a membership application one of these days

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@lazerwalker ah. I'm kind of curious about the new one by Görli. which one are you at?

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@lazerwalker which coworking space are you at these days?

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RT @malweene: 👩🏾‍💻👩🏻‍💻👩🏽‍🚀👩🏼‍🎨👩🏾‍🔬👩🏻‍💼👩🏿‍🏫👩🏼‍🔧👨🏿‍💻
To my followers interested in intersectional feminism and technology. Especially women,n…

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took me three goes to remember `pwd`. first two were `gst` and `cwd`, so today is going well

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@RachaelHasIdeas youuuuu've got this! "cells dividing as expected, a+"

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@nancycdhill for what it's worth, "tax cuts for the rich" were passed, "politician pay rises" also passed, but not… https://t.co/q4aH8lrRLG

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@jordanborth annoyingly, it's ⌘F iMaps.appPC to focus the ~find~ location bar

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@meghafon at my last job, the HR person gifted a coworker that book as a birthday present on behalf of the company.… https://t.co/7aSuN2F21v

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@_writehanded_ does that have Hakuna Matata on it? or that "arrrre ya achin' for some bacon" song?

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@_writehanded_ I listen to songs that make me smile and that helps me a lot but most of them aren't Romeo and Juliet related

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@_writehanded_ I think your four are better than the two

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@_writehanded_ I have but also don't remember the reference at all so I'll just pretend I remember: hahahah, good yes

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@_writehanded_ I remember liking the Everclear song from that. dunno if I feel bad about that tho.

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@fcbunn @mugunthkumar did Airbnb say that? I got a "it's not right for us, right now" kind of impression

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@RachaelHasIdeas blah blah, thankful that's the worst thing, etc. BUT STILL. GRUMBLE. hashtag grumble, Rachael.

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@RachaelHasIdeas yepppp, this one flew through the online progress in an afternoon. stuck at 80% ("quality check")… https://t.co/aTho3jJQu0

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new passport means new German ID which means dealing with service-portal. nailed it! pic.twitter.com/FYyEigJz7o

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but: new passport! I can travel again \o/

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good good, I had to phone to find out where my new passport was. "it's been here for a month, you should have got a… https://t.co/ilyvU7JgRK

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@steveriggins oh good :( I just picked up my new passport, it might be devoid of any US stamps for a while...

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I was reading a bit about the history of "CAFEBABE" and found this:

> When compressed with Pack200 the bytes are c… https://t.co/vZrZrkCWlx

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@steveriggins Apple news is awesome. or, contracts and borders. something. something is awesome. pic.twitter.com/4KE9jj4zgz

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@earthxsucks Chest Pain
Cellular Phone
Colour Printer
Canada Post
Crossword Puzzle
Chicken Pox
Control Panel
Captain Planet

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@DDsD ugh, so American. we call it autumn okay???

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@ratkins HA. I heard an Aussie bloke the other day "my back teeth are floating", which I'd never heard of before

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@Gwladruns (though that single previous over was…questionable)

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@Gwladruns finally a decent match tho, Buttler did amazing. deserved it

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@Gwladruns I've got both on. they say test cricket is slow, but soccer is...so slow? what's the deal

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@Gwladruns I hope you're watching the actual important match today

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@mugunthkumar @ratkins (and how many of them are necessary, because Australian adults can't be trusted, it seems?)

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@mugunthkumar @ratkins every time I go back I'm dumbfounded by how many rules Australia has for everything

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@Politepix (it took me several re-reads to figure out what the swearing was in that)

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RT @alienmelon: just posted a small devlog about 🚧cyberpet graveyard🚧
has some interesting thoughts about building virtual pets: https://t.…

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@dotmariusz @rodzajowo @dantoml it's funny in Australia when people insist on calling it football, which is already… https://t.co/po7VtGaT4D

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@ratkins presenting at the @uikonf hack day forever ago. was just going thru old photos today

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@janklausa god I love when non-Australians use that word

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@janklausa I saw the score for AU->DK the other day and that's enough for me

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@janklausa @clue yeah it woulda been pre-JS, or around the time it was introduced. ish.

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@janklausa @clue I don't think you ever even saw the first two versions of the algorithm (c++, objc respectively)

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@janklausa @clue for some value of work. mathematically, yeah, but not actually in any meaningful way for a user

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me and @Emmelinecady used to have deep conversations. what ever happened to that? (dated 23/03/2014) pic.twitter.com/T7WYAyhRXk

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@ratkins (that was to take the lead in injury time, fyi)

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remember when @clue was much more blobby? those were the days (uhhh ignore the obvious bug there tho) pic.twitter.com/BYQblqfK0T

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@ratkins tuned in for five minutes so far and jesus christ the theatrics are precious, how are they not embarrassed by themselves?

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@meghafon sidebar: what bikebag do you use? I'm a holdout on hard cases, but mostly out of paranoia :[

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RT @leeeham: Don't be convinced by this awful rhetoric. Compassion is everything. https://t.co/KhpfrZaGW3

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@RachaelHasIdeas I was unemployed for, lol, about four months on the visa I had here. no problem. could even change… https://t.co/3rDCgW09Kr

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@RachaelHasIdeas I’d heard of cases of a company going out of business, and employees having to leave the country w… https://t.co/aHBJ8VRUkF

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@aprilwensel (a few places make 'em vegan, if you ever find your way out there!)

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@aprilwensel hahah, I saw the acronym first. "HSP" registers very differently to Australians :P https://t.co/79Tf350oZE

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wow, the bar is low enough that news articles are written about a World Cup happening featuring a quote "there's al… https://t.co/1bnM0lEpTe

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@tangenteer I was stopped at a thing in Arizona once. they saw the front of my AU passport, and waved me on. no act… https://t.co/98biIch3VO

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@justMaku @rodzajowo I only got the frames yesterday! cropped them down with a kitchen knife. Pux helped. pic.twitter.com/vwiixvadUJ

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@ratkins I'm pretty sure that's why iOS doesn't really have dark mode. so many (native) apps reinventing UI-related wheels, it's a shitshow

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@nzJayZee @irldexter everybody wants to do good and there’s so much good to do. but there are TVs to buy and bills… https://t.co/QGJ70c32y9

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@nzJayZee everything is VCs and hockey stick growth. and there's no shortage of people spinning their wheels with g… https://t.co/Lv8xwr8C4b

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@nzJayZee it's bothering me a lot these days.

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@leafwork yea. I mean, 95% of my work needs macOS, so a PC is always gonna be secondary, even if it's more powerful… https://t.co/pNDlyfx1pH

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@leafwork it's the admin of two machines that I can't be arsed with tbh

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@leafwork forever debating building a PC, geez. dunno if I can be arsed tho.

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@nzJayZee I am overthinking ethical business models, and consistently ending back up at "why do we even need money… https://t.co/fZQTo6gmOf

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@orta I still can't tell where I land on it generally. feels very case-by-case whether it's a good idea/useful/nett win or not

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@orta wiring it up yrselves? or using some rn-web kinda thing?

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@nzJayZee I found a flap hat in a planter box and wore it for years. some catholic school. had Caitlin (Someone) wr… https://t.co/aC0VXNlkDN

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@elluba okay, thanks! :) safe trip home

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strawberry season overlaps nicely with melting an entire block of chocolate season

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@elluba neat! if you're around tomorrow/weekendand have an hour free, can I buy you a coffee+pick yr brains about ML(+art)?

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@elluba oh dang, you were at TOA? wish I'd have known before!

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@Politepix “bash on the streets, bash in the sh—terminal”

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@asugarhigh “and you should be paying me for the privilege of my sweat”

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@ratkins “mate the list of reasons to leave are exponentially longer than the reasons to stay. it’s okay”

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@Politepix does that dollar sign imply Perl/PHP? because I WILL fight you for that

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RT @JLJumpertz: API supporting Color Vector Fonts (OpenType SVG glyphs) on iOS make an appearance in Xcode 10 beta 2! 😎

What are color fon…

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RT @bercut2000: The way we programmers explain what we've written https://t.co/p7EZoBKMOe

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@rodzajowo does it make frog noises? does it undergo metamorphosis???

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@rodzajowo I’m trying to picture a Türfrosch and I’m pretty sure I’m way off (but also hoping I’m right). what is it?

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@christian_beer fwiw, Sparkasse app was crashing for me on b1 during login, working now

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@ratkins pretty sure that's a Thunderbolt 3 != USB-C issue. complete shitshow.

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@michaelneale yup. I've been going since like 2007? they used to have flyers up and whatnot. less so now iirc?

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@michaelneale fwiw they only fairly recently went all vegan. they used to be more open about being vego though.

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@michaelneale I remember a decade ago a bloke asked mid-meal for "more sauce for my chicken nuggets" "sure, but the… https://t.co/1holLvfgLE

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@Gwladruns "Australia are ahead after 2 overs" might as well go home now then

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@workingkills @rodzajowo not sure if "wow rude" or "thank you for noticing"

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