The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

March 2020

@ZazzyV @stephbelding absolutely. that was part of WHO not actively recommending masks - people overestimating thei… https://t.co/CT5Z7ptGtr

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@Beryllium9 not everywhere!! light at the end of the tunnel/over the horizon :)

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@ZazzyV @stephbelding maybe good thing: I read Something On The Internet about evidence that risk of dying/severe i… https://t.co/EWBPOAn1OV

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RT @svblxyz: Crude Oil is now cheaper than black printer ink. 🤔

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@ZazzyV I was sort of surprised to see my local buses still running on the same schedule. I know people need to get around, but, damn

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everywourd souupspououn

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@oh_pies is it still the same shit as before? or are there new takes?

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@ChristianKienle one reason, which sucks, is getting a dead body back across country lines is legally kind of hard.… https://t.co/wA4pXRS4IQ

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@cfsmtbation yeahhhh, the idea of "citizens! return home!" is bad. I'm staying here in Germany where it seems there… https://t.co/BKjRu43T2m

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@cfsmtbation 162 essential workers in a strong economy, I'm sure!

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@andrewn @pkyeck you've been making friends at the finanzamt again?

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@pkyeck decimal separators and locales are hard ok! *cough* hi @andrewn

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@janklausa 👍 this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👍

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@itsadanoteyda lol, no, that employer wouldn't officially condone working from anywhere but the Holy Four Walls when I was there

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@itsadanoteyda m...maybe the company I work for now. maybe?

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@itsadanoteyda lol, sry, Official Company Handbook disagrees https://t.co/zbsGho7m39

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@ratkins whoa. what kind of range are we talkin?

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@itsadanoteyda Apple's 2fa is on lockdown, turns out

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@ratkins totally! I literally used to press enter, see the dialog, "what the fu--oh, it's me". it felt like witchcr… https://t.co/aIE6eCG6DD

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@ratkins bloody well just happened again. someone fixed something!

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@skwashd haha, remember when people were like, hopeful and optimistic about him? "he's a progressive Liberal!". how… https://t.co/Q00qbV0cMG

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@skwashd Malcolm Turnbull had me blocked during his run at it. still am. fuck knows why, but it certainly made things tedious at times

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@nzJayZee (are you on the Signal or Telegram or iMessage or anything?)

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@nzJayZee from what I can tell, my immune system is about as fine as it can be at this point. it's more just about… https://t.co/De1AXUZmTh

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@nzJayZee virus is a whole 'nother beast. I'm a bit worried since cancer treatment kinda impacted my heart + lungs,… https://t.co/Fd0KyDBS7y

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for the first time I've ever seen, Apple 2fa actually knows where I am in Germany?????? pic.twitter.com/uzXffymve3

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@duckpoultry @pjf I’ve also got “but would I want to?” feels, where I don’t trust Morrison to really manage it well… https://t.co/fDIqUORNEI

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nuts, @transconrace for 2020 has been officially postponed until 2021

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@janklausa @charlesv talk about an animal crossing!!!!!!!!

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@ticky @alienmelon @bookymargoof done! pushed new link to the git hubs! works ok on 10.13, so you should be good!

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@ticky @alienmelon what are you on? I'm _just_ making a 10.13 build now, because @bookymargoof is on 10.13. happy t… https://t.co/MZRsVmJKPD

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@ticky @alienmelon I don't have a Windows box to play with the original so I dunno if this is accurate or what, but… https://t.co/RSyNCNzPa7

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@RealNickHodge it's not without precedent at least. we're getting streaming quality caps/cuts in Europe :< https://t.co/rdbemG74sb

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@BrittA2211 straya! we're teetering on the edge of enforced isolation soon

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@ratqueencartel keepin' their fuckin' distance from someone that was just on a plane from another continent, no doubt

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@janklausa I wish I didn't know the context for this

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@brittwray absolutely, there's no "through" it. I wonder how much it will drive a have/have not divide - the mass l… https://t.co/zYIcopjjUM

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@brittwray oh nice! looking forward :) I'm mostly worried about "phew, we're finally through covid19, what were we… https://t.co/zb459b74YS

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@brittwray not sure if it's possible to really compare, but how's this situation sitting with you vs climate anxiet… https://t.co/KoSryNGct0

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@acht @EthicalVegnLife I'm heading on a shops (read: fresh bread) mission tomorrow, with any luck :D will report back

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@EthicalVegnLife @acht I...don't have much left to put it on though :/ chickpea + vego? rice + vego? maybe plop a spoonful in tea

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@BrittA2211 you don't wanna be bringing an infection home. leave the helping to people who aren't home with vulnera… https://t.co/isMwVYTv4e

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@seanjgleeson tbh the idea of being in Australia for this is...terrifically unappealing, and cant see the situation getting much better soon

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@pm_revere seems kind of similar if you factor in USA has roughly 10x population tho. the actual curves look almost identical

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RT @mistertim: (Reposting this with the details all in one tweet so I can pin it)

I've started a friendly, inclusive, multi-lingual slack…

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@ZazzyV oh, lol, I literally emailed Canadian immigration an hour ago asking what the deal was. in theeeeory I have… https://t.co/Xg9a4Zb15U

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@ratqueencartel @DrMiaow @heyalicialouise wait you usually travel with checked bags????

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@cosmocatalano I have "coinmarketcap dot com" in my recently visited for mostly the same reason. see price chart, s… https://t.co/viaJ9EaKkW

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RT @songcarver: 🔥So @wendylang and I started a newsletter (first issue out tomorrow) about remote work.
• Daily
• Productive
• Fun!

Calli…

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@ratqueencartel I'm waiting for Dad to someone contract it, and I have to a) fly back, b) quarantine to go to his funeral. that'll be fun!

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@ratqueencartel never leaving home again 🙃

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how many times can I say “feijoada” inside of an hour?

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@Gary_BBGames but Gary they trained for this for so long!!! and what about the economy???

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@earthxsucks even if I wasn't, I wouldn't be going in to the office tbh :/

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@ZazzyV wtf. the other day in Berlin, buses looked like this: https://t.co/Lp7K11Ui9f, which I think...well...not great, but a good start?

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Rob_Stott Meanwhile, Malcolm Turnbull is having a great time pic.twitter.com/2bSzFWkln2

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@Emmelinecady countries/backgrounds matter a lot here too!!

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the Berliner Philharmoniker is making the Digital Concert Hall free for the next month! tonight's live stream start… https://t.co/IcuX2CR5t9

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@jeanetienne @ashfurrow @dannolan I use one to activate a screensaver(/lock screen). just drag to the corner when l… https://t.co/fAWsSq1Enq

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OlDirtyGaijin Greg! the soap bar. pic.twitter.com/0TNP0qavTc

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@breenbeen @declandebarra cheers! just cashed in "gusa-kfab". my trip to Inis Mór is still the most literal breatht… https://t.co/SjjObPxBCr

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@hexpet_ I’m the only one (so far) of my team that’s chosen to go remote :< so, u kno, goodbye being in the loop

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@rodzajowo nuts. how do I subscribe to your feed instead? that sounds lovely

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@rodzajowo that's gotta be a relief from all the ~end of the world~ discourse atm at least?????

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"trying not to be paranoid" vs "trying not to (cause others to) die", hm

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@itsadanoteyda yes but also: remember to like and subscribe

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@EliotFowler my cat gets pretty excited too! “MAU!”

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poached eggs are just egg tea where you eat the teabag

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@grhmc I reversed the protocol and wrote a client for various generic thermal printers a few months ago. works ok,… https://t.co/anT9w7DMfB

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everywourd souciouecounoumically

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@bundchenfaria nope, I’ve never had one :( still looking for one, of you ever hear of another!

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@DunjaLazic Dunja! you're coming too? awesome! I mean...boring!

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@ratqueencartel ur happy moon time phase!!!!!!!!!

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Judith Lucy has a new podcast, and it's good, and it's called Overwhelmed & Dying, and It's good. (it's really good… https://t.co/kKPGvDls7T

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@ericaavey and every other day!!!!!! but actually tho

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@ZazzyV big agree. liberal use of mutes is essential these days

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@daleharvey "oh you're joking"? I feel like I hear cricket commentators pull that out fairly often, as a fairly literal/direct equivalent

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@katherinebailey nuts, I thought this was a video link. any idea if one will be available?

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@jameshultgren and the shows are all relationship or cooking reality tv, from what it seems????

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@_writehanded_ but it's nearly Legal Nap Time Hours there at least??? not here

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@ratkins nuts. try again: https://t.co/rvOIlNovOQ (tweetbot converted two dashes to
emdash or whatever I think?)

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