The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 2017

@AVRGE @Apple people keep saying it has awesome battery life, but mine’s been fucking average

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AVRGE from Zurich, Switzerland

@amandalcormier srs advice: if you do go out, don’t wear anything with a hood. fireworks sometimes get stuck, doesn’t end well

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I’m glad it’s still 2017 so I can say “I’m charging my fidget spinner” and it’s not uncool yet

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@RobertShippey 4 and 5 were the standouts for me :f

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@Emmelinecady you should be able to revoke those permissions on the FB side?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady from City Centre, Berlin

@Gwladruns (and it’s next door to a rad vegan place)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from City Centre, Berlin

@Gwladruns 85% you’re talking about something very different, but: yeah I agree

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@janklausa I didn’t adjust my clock or anything? it just showed up

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everywourd misprounouunce

via everywourd (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Dec 29th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac)

“I tried updating Ruby but that just fucked everything upâ€@TrulsSkeiesSkeie

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@jameshultgren how many “in the mEANTime” jokes were made tho?

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@LGnome (mostly you get an email saying “Log on to the Encrypted Account Portal™ to view your unread messages”)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to LGnome from Treptow, Berlin

@LGnome I think technically Germany do use it sometimes. I haven’t activated my online account since getting PR though.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to LGnome from Treptow, Berlin

@LGnome they email you? that’s fancy as hell

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to LGnome from Treptow, Berlin

turns out you don’t even need to wait for 2018 to get the new Apple activity awarpic.twitter.com/eZYNy94qrMrM

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so there’s a Wikipedia page titled “List of music considered the worst” https://t.co/Lj8LGuSgbo

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@messycook @Emmelinecady dunno I think the allegations were pretty accurate tbh

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(follow-up from last week) it’s not quite what I was looking for, but here are some charts on perceived values to f… https://t.co/p1aSavdsiL

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@Palleas ah cool. mostly I just go one-by-one via https://t.co/YyzBUAF6dG and/or Bandcamp directly these days. but dunno about comics :[

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@Emmelinecady dunno I call her fuckface like 30% of the time so it’s probably good she has a positive rolemodel

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@Palleas it’s v.much on another laptop. guessing you want movie/TV art tho? I just did music albums

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@Palleas hey I made a Cocoa app that sort of maybe does a similar thing once, lolllllllllll

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@Emmelinecady I’m looking for a good “internet fight” meme but they’re mostly all kind of offensive so here’s a “th… https://t.co/lE3cY7np9v

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RT @ggreenwald: Animal rights, dismissed until recently as a fringe left-wing cause, is now a far more bipartisan, trans-ideological cause…

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@joannalovesyou basically. I went to a small school and teachers still wanted lunch so mostly we just fucked around until they let us leave

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@joannalovesyou we had lunchtime detention because of that. which was p.cool in winter honestly

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exceptionally good xmas content ft. a+ critters from @edgarsmission vimeo.com/248672457

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RT @candosten: Dear friends, if you know someone searching for an Android Developer in Berlin urgently, please let me know. I have a friend…

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worth 60 seconds of your day: “The one minute tale of a survivalist. When the siren rings in the distance, a family… https://t.co/tSUwx4Nj3K

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@luckycatmiau probably take down the mistletoe but

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@tealandpurple I really expected this to be “dive” like “dive bar” and

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@nzJayZee sidebar, would not recommend image searching for “mustard nipple”

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@nzJayZee I wanna finance a new hardware chain just so I can have exclusive rights to the hummus sausage sizzle

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@nzJayZee OH MAN a hummus sausage sizzle at Bunnings would be 100000% turbo

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@nzJayZee we all know it’s a hummus tube, Justin

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@nzJayZee oh it was fancy as shit with marinated olives and a clay serving dish but still hummus no matter how you dress it

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@steveriggins I know. but when the bar is that low… :P

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@FedExHelp is there a German FedEx account I can tweet at instead? (I’m not American/in the US)

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@FedExHelp I’m trying to sign up for an account, and I get this screen..but I don’t have any number. how can I ski… https://t.co/olk3J9zWie

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@oh_pies :( sending big hugs, for the tiny bit that’s worth

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@peterbowyer TOO LATE. I’m full of hummus and regret.

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@Emmelinecady what on earth are patient challenges. here’s a doctor challenge: fix me

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hummus counts as xmas dinner yeah?

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@Emmelinecady hahah, that’s so rude. a poster for the staff more than the patients???

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this santa pose is a liiiiittle unsavoury to be in public in Germany imo pic.twitter.com/Bx7avgQkDl

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@justMaku heck yeah. Nick has put out some a+ content

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to justMaku from Treptow, Berlin

on Luke (of Luke’s Diner).
point: has problematic attitudes toward breastfeeding
counterpoint: pronounces “paprika” correctly

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in French, paper clips are called trombones (hi I can’t sleeppic.twitter.com/LzTR3TrF1G1G

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got around to playing (?) Everything Will Be Ok and it’s 10000% the games-as-art piece I’ve seen in forever. https://t.co/xb20cOTvyL

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it is never not weird to see an app you helped build alongside the company it keeps in mainstream news articles pic.twitter.com/QnjP5POiL5

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@amandalcormier “I love mornings and I love naps” works tho

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa AHAH FUCK. yep, got it. sonic the hedge whatever close enough.

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa I don’t remember. did I repress a bad memory?

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa hhhahaha, sorry I forgot ok. it’s still puddle buns, so like 4 names ago

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa someone once tried to start a thing where my nickname was mayo

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa I reckon my aunty that you met would call it a flannel, actually

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa again, I’m sorrY. next time there will be 100000000 of them but I’ll call them face washer… https://t.co/DeOQO2bt9f

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady oh wow people use those huh. sry legit whoops on that one

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady it’s like in tennis. a set of towels = the first to 6 games of towels

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@Emmelinecady listen if you come hang (NEXT JULY?) I’ll let u braid 10000%

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady from City Centre, Berlin

@Emmelinecady yeah I’m a new person post-mullet. I had too much mullet pride, u kno

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady from City Centre, Berlin

@Emmelinecady I’ll grow my mullet back and we can braid each other??????

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@Emmelinecady but wait you didn’t know how (also lol, not far off my actual life but I do know how?? I just don’t k… https://t.co/5BkIynwLbI

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@stephbelding I just watched the YELLOW pilot. it’s really great! (it was bugging the shit out of me to recognise-b… https://t.co/pqddCONqcc

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@RandiBop @Gwladruns just gimme an tall icy cool glass of Bonsoy ey

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to RandiBop from City Centre, Berlin

@oh_pies guess I’ll stop watching Gilmore Girls then

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Treptow, Berlin

@oh_pies need a couch? regardless, see ya soon(ish) (probably), it’ll be rad

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@HanneyChris ever miss saying (or better: hearing) “my shout”?

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@_writehanded_ I have a video of him trying to throw left handed so

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my coworker just walked over to me and asked “what’s with the face, man?”

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@steveriggins @jfpoole imagine being able to change you battery tho? what a novelty to take responsibility of

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steveriggins from City Centre, Berlin

@ekurutepe whoa that’s today? I feel like the day is longer than it was last year. can’t wait for longer days now :D

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ekurutepe from City Centre, Berlin

@janklausa yeah I gotta because this will make even less sense to you https://t.co/AmlsiRknvb

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@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews I’ve copped so many push notifications. one was enough. the rest are just flogging a tragedy.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from City Centre, Berlin

@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews ask them for opinions on Apple’s town square or fucking whatever instead, jesus

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from City Centre, Berlin

remember when you couldn’t send links in Twitter DMS?

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@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews I landed the day it the siege the other year back and the coverage was hours of “ok not… https://t.co/DBC0jwU23W

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RT @ABigDumbBaby: I dunno how about not just sharing pictures of the carnage it helps absolutely fucking nobody and it’s possible to expres…

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@rodzajowo once I showed up as they opened (with an appt for that time), the second person in the door, and STILL waited over an hour

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@a2 reminds me of this thing I saw in NZ once https://t.co/d2eTXEfrPa

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RT @julian0liver: This piece by @GeorgeMonbiot left me quiet. An important read https://t.co/vN4CbQPWpS

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@ratkins I lived on them when I was in Ireland a coupla years back

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@Emmelinecady we have PoC a lot at work for “proof of concept” and yeah wow

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@ZuckerBaby yo, cancer is fucking scary and it’s totally valid to be worried about small-but-real chances of occurrence!!

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@earthxsucks you just said you love him tho, not his workkkkkkkkkkk it’s different

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@janklausa @justMaku I’ve said too much tell my family I hARFF them

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from City Centre, Berlin

@janklausa @justMaku I found some other gems when I was looking for it tho

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@justMaku dunno why the fuck it actually happened, but here’s a thing I did earlier this yeapic.twitter.com/9POajoswYKYK

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@a2 my boss rates Tado a lot. not sure if he compared them much though

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@a2 fight whoever used a secret unicode character in the task name

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@DDsD I really wish prescriptions were for as few as 2 pills. stop prescribing boxes of 24+, god

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@amandalcormier although banger is acceptable when accompanied with mash

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@Emmelinecady can our band be called Oy & The Poodles Already?

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@irldexter @sheridanflynn wow. I dunno how stoked I am on that :[ a sign of its time, but in 2017? hmmm

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@HanneyChris piss off back to Latvia with ya bloody Latin ya drongo

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@ratkins yeah iOS’s background handling of music apps is appalling all ‘round though. the number of times I’ve had… https://t.co/dlZ71fkEZ3

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@ratkins I’ve often wondered about that on Soundo. if you reboot, should it continue the track where you were? I’ve… https://t.co/klITwbLnXb

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@ratkins I’d be curious how common of a use case that is. I’m happy it keeps the track index in an album, because that’s what I want

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from City Centre, Berlin

oh_pies words to live by pic.twitter.com/nzP0HAar2j

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Dec 18th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@HanneyChris oh wow. can’t wait for that to legit be “I’m not xenophobic, but...”

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@pkyeck @andrewn meetings in a ball pit is the fucking dream

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@sylmobile though, single day battery life is a hilariously low bar

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@sylmobile (fwiw I’ve had one since launch day and battery life doesn’t seem to have changed much? still gets me through the day np)

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@sylmobile Apple Watch! but no, you can’t (well technically yes it’s possible but it’s far from trivial)

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paragraph 2 vs paragraphs 3 and 4 and just why even bother but shall I get the dictionary? pic.twitter.com/gQFYeC92hg

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@amandalcormier I’m afraid to google. some primary school hand gesture, I’m sure

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@luckycatmiau swipe down when you’re stuck in stories!!

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@luckycatmiau fuck off m9 it’s easy, you just gotta tap the circles and shit

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@bwahacker @Thunder_Chicken that’s great! I’ll look into these, thanks

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