@amandalcormier srs advice: if you do go out, don’t wear anything with a hood. fireworks sometimes get stuck, doesn’t end well
I’m glad it’s still 2017 so I can say “I’m charging my fidget spinner†and it’s not uncool yet
@mattheworbit you’re the only pond for me (?????)
@mattheworbit WHAT
@RobertShippey 4 and 5 were the standouts for me :f
@messycook pork
@Emmelinecady you should be able to revoke those permissions on the FB side?
@andrewn beep boop
@Gwladruns (and it’s next door to a rad vegan place)
@Gwladruns 85% you’re talking about something very different, but: yeah I agree
@mespicyboii chronic case of the PhilSweats
@janklausa I didn’t adjust my clock or anything? it just showed up
@andrewn anD TOO HOT TO HANdle
everywourd misprounouunce
“I tried updating Ruby but that just fucked everything upâ€@TrulsSkeiesSkeie
@jameshultgren how many “in the mEANTime†jokes were made tho?
@leafwork hello
@LGnome (mostly you get an email saying “Log on to the Encrypted Account Portalâ„¢ to view your unread messagesâ€)
@LGnome I think technically Germany do use it sometimes. I haven’t activated my online account since getting PR though.
@LGnome they email you? that’s fancy as hell
@mattheworbit travel is f u n
turns out you don’t even need to wait for 2018 to get the new Apple activity awarpic.twitter.com/eZYNy94qrMrM
so there’s a Wikipedia page titled “List of music considered the worst†https://t.co/Lj8LGuSgbo
xtreme peak 90s https://t.co/jllZxVKPsE
@messycook @Emmelinecady dunno I think the allegations were pretty accurate tbh
(follow-up from last week) it’s not quite what I was looking for, but here are some charts on perceived values to f… https://t.co/p1aSavdsiL
@Palleas ah cool. mostly I just go one-by-one via https://t.co/YyzBUAF6dG and/or Bandcamp directly these days. but dunno about comics :[
@Emmelinecady doofus*
@Emmelinecady dunno I call her fuckface like 30% of the time so it’s probably good she has a positive rolemodel
@Palleas it’s v.much on another laptop. guessing you want movie/TV art tho? I just did music albums
@Palleas cover art for Docker
@Palleas hey I made a Cocoa app that sort of maybe does a similar thing once, lolllllllllll
@Emmelinecady I’m looking for a good “internet fight†meme but they’re mostly all kind of offensive so here’s a “th… https://t.co/lE3cY7np9v
@alienmelon this???? is genius??????????????
RT @ggreenwald: Animal rights, dismissed until recently as a fringe left-wing cause, is now a far more bipartisan, trans-ideological cause…
@joannalovesyou basically. I went to a small school and teachers still wanted lunch so mostly we just fucked around until they let us leave
@joannalovesyou we had lunchtime detention because of that. which was p.cool in winter honestly
exceptionally good xmas content ft. a+ critters from @edgarsmission vimeo.com/248672457
@SaraMG yowza
RT @candosten: Dear friends, if you know someone searching for an Android Developer in Berlin urgently, please let me know. I have a friend…
worth 60 seconds of your day: “The one minute tale of a survivalist. When the siren rings in the distance, a family… https://t.co/tSUwx4Nj3K
@luckycatmiau probably take down the mistletoe but
@luckycatmiau tis the season m8
@tealandpurple I really expected this to be “dive†like “dive bar†and
@erinryanau jesus christ
@nzJayZee sidebar, would not recommend image searching for “mustard nippleâ€
@nzJayZee I wanna finance a new hardware chain just so I can have exclusive rights to the hummus sausage sizzle
@nzJayZee OH MAN a hummus sausage sizzle at Bunnings would be 100000% turbo
@nzJayZee we all know it’s a hummus tube, Justin
@nzJayZee oh it was fancy as shit with marinated olives and a clay serving dish but still hummus no matter how you dress it
@steveriggins I know. but when the bar is that low… :P
@steveriggins extremely, at some things, yes
@FedExHelp great, thank you!
@FedExHelp is there a German FedEx account I can tweet at instead? (I’m not American/in the US)
@FedExHelp I’m trying to sign up for an account, and I get this screen..but I don’t have any number. how can I ski… https://t.co/olk3J9zWie
@oh_pies :( sending big hugs, for the tiny bit that’s worth
@oh_pies hope things are Okayâ„¢
@peterbowyer TOO LATE. I’m full of hummus and regret.
@Emmelinecady what on earth are patient challenges. here’s a doctor challenge: fix me
hummus counts as xmas dinner yeah?
@Emmelinecady hahah, that’s so rude. a poster for the staff more than the patients???
@Emmelinecady YEP
disabled = lazy, got it pic.twitter.com/rGyBZnlpx5
this santa pose is a liiiiittle unsavoury to be in public in Germany imo #notallsantas pic.twitter.com/Bx7avgQkDl
@justMaku heck yeah. Nick has put out some a+ content
on Luke (of Luke’s Diner).
point: has problematic attitudes toward breastfeeding
counterpoint: pronounces “paprika†correctly
@janklausa it is but also no
@oh_pies 1000% correct opinion
@oh_pies okay but pavlova?
in French, paper clips are called trombones (hi I can’t sleeppic.twitter.com/LzTR3TrF1G1G
got around to playing (?) Everything Will Be Ok and it’s 10000% the games-as-art piece I’ve seen in forever. https://t.co/xb20cOTvyL
I can’t stop listening to this https://t.co/7aMfcZlaoQ
@janklausa what about this one: remember animoji?
@ratkins I can’t even
it is never not weird to see an app you helped build alongside the company it keeps in mainstream news articles pic.twitter.com/QnjP5POiL5
@Emmelinecady I got bargain beggels yestdee
@Emmelinecady but the beggels?
@Emmelinecady me yesterday basically
@amandalcormier patriotic-coffee shop or
@Emmelinecady what did you learn
@amandalcormier “I love mornings and I love naps†works tho
@Emmelinecady @janklausa AHAH FUCK. yep, got it. sonic the hedge whatever close enough.
@Emmelinecady @janklausa I don’t remember. did I repress a bad memory?
@Emmelinecady @janklausa hhhahaha, sorry I forgot ok. it’s still puddle buns, so like 4 names ago
@Emmelinecady @janklausa AHA fuck. I’ll update idiots tonight tho
@Emmelinecady @janklausa oh no
@Emmelinecady @janklausa full of egg and oil
@janklausa @Emmelinecady never again
@Emmelinecady @janklausa someone once tried to start a thing where my nickname was mayo
@Emmelinecady @janklausa “
@Emmelinecady @janklausa “ayyyyyo it’s me mayyyo
@Emmelinecady @janklausa lol, who?
@janklausa @Emmelinecady “related searchespic.twitter.com/6wXYrerfgjrfgj
@janklausa @Emmelinecady aliexpress*
@Emmelinecady @janklausa I reckon my aunty that you met would call it a flannel, actually
@Emmelinecady @janklausa ok maybe not 100000000 but maybe like 2
@Emmelinecady @janklausa again, I’m sorrY. next time there will be 100000000 of them but I’ll call them face washer… https://t.co/DeOQO2bt9f
@janklausa @Emmelinecady oh wow people use those huh. sry legit whoops on that one
@janklausa @Emmelinecady it’s like in tennis. a set of towels = the first to 6 games of towels
@Emmelinecady listen if you come hang (NEXT JULY?) I’ll let u braid 10000%
@Emmelinecady yeah I’m a new person post-mullet. I had too much mullet pride, u kno
@Emmelinecady I’ll grow my mullet back and we can braid each other??????
@Emmelinecady but wait you didn’t know how (also lol, not far off my actual life but I do know how?? I just don’t k… https://t.co/5BkIynwLbI
@Emmelinecady basic hygiene??????
@veganinbrighton @Gwladruns @RandiBop hahah, from their website. the only 2 fuckin vegetarians on the planet. pic.twitter.com/7qGBcLMWqT
@Gwladruns @veganinbrighton @RandiBop sick, I’ll be over shortly
@veganinbrighton @RandiBop @Gwladruns byo tofu/ginger beer, my life motto
@stephbelding I just watched the YELLOW pilot. it’s really great! (it was bugging the shit out of me to recognise-b… https://t.co/pqddCONqcc
@oh_pies WE WILL SEE OK
@oh_pies guess I’ll stop watching Gilmore Girls then
@oh_pies need a couch? regardless, see ya soon(ish) (probably), it’ll be rad
@HanneyChris my collection of faces, got it
@HanneyChris ever miss saying (or better: hearing) “my shout�
@_writehanded_ I have a video of him trying to throw left handed so
@HanneyChris what are you, Apple Face ID all of a sudden?
@janklausa @Emmelinecady omg
@janklausa and every other day apparently
my coworker just walked over to me and asked “what’s with the face, man?â€
@nancycdhill celebratory weeping
@steveriggins @jfpoole imagine being able to change you battery tho? what a novelty to take responsibility of
@ekurutepe whoa that’s today? I feel like the day is longer than it was last year. can’t wait for longer days now :D
@janklausa super fave ✨ etc
@ratkins what’s that, darl?
@janklausa yeah I gotta because this will make even less sense to you https://t.co/AmlsiRknvb
@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews I’ve copped so many push notifications. one was enough. the rest are just flogging a tragedy.
@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews ask them for opinions on Apple’s town square or fucking whatever instead, jesus
remember when you couldn’t send links in Twitter DMS?
@messycook just use a smaller plate obv
pop quiz, hotshot pic.twitter.com/p109yAf1C4
@ratkins @Channel9 @FoxNews I landed the day it the siege the other year back and the coverage was hours of “ok not… https://t.co/DBC0jwU23W
RT @ABigDumbBaby: I dunno how about not just sharing pictures of the carnage it helps absolutely fucking nobody and it’s possible to expres…
@rodzajowo once I showed up as they opened (with an appt for that time), the second person in the door, and STILL waited over an hour
@a2 reminds me of this thing I saw in NZ once https://t.co/d2eTXEfrPa
@a2 who builds the builder???????
language sure is fun (via https://t.co/vNs89bPVWf) https://t.co/2a4nsye6LR
RT @julian0liver: This piece by @GeorgeMonbiot left me quiet. An important read https://t.co/vN4CbQPWpS
@ratkins I lived on them when I was in Ireland a coupla years back
@ratkins get fucked, Rob
@Emmelinecady we have PoC a lot at work for “proof of concept†and yeah wow
@ZuckerBaby yo, cancer is fucking scary and it’s totally valid to be worried about small-but-real chances of occurrence!!
@earthxsucks get in the bin tosh lover*
@earthxsucks you just said you love him tho, not his workkkkkkkkkkk it’s different
@earthxsucks he’s pretty bad m8
@janklausa @justMaku ???????? pic.twitter.com/wzaHkqZaHR
@janklausa @justMaku I think this was at a TXL lounge? pic.twitter.com/tLlVl1EVZx
@janklausa @justMaku this one was called “fuck you I got a burritopic.twitter.com/HznG3GdFmvdFmv
@janklausa @justMaku dunno where the fuck this one came from but wow pic.twitter.com/heh6ojy2Aa
@oh_pies Pretty Okay Pizzaâ„¢ imo
@justMaku dunno why the fuck it actually happened, but here’s a thing I did earlier this yeapic.twitter.com/9POajoswYKYK
@a2 my boss rates Tado a lot. not sure if he compared them much though
@a2 fight whoever used a secret unicode character in the task name
@katherinebailey fingers crossed
@michaelneale eyyyyyyy
@Emmelinecady after noon now?????
@DDsD I really wish prescriptions were for as few as 2 pills. stop prescribing boxes of 24+, god
@amandalcormier although banger is acceptable when accompanied with mash
@amandalcormier snag is the only word
@Emmelinecady can our band be called Oy & The Poodles Already?
Gilmore Girls karaoke ft @Emmelinecady pic.twitter.com/UorSe5GsuY
@irldexter @sheridanflynn wow. I dunno how stoked I am on that :[ a sign of its time, but in 2017? hmmm
@HanneyChris piss off back to Latvia with ya bloody Latin ya drongo
@ratkins yeah iOS’s background handling of music apps is appalling all ‘round though. the number of times I’ve had… https://t.co/dlZ71fkEZ3
@ratkins I’ve often wondered about that on Soundo. if you reboot, should it continue the track where you were? I’ve… https://t.co/klITwbLnXb
@ratkins I’d be curious how common of a use case that is. I’m happy it keeps the track index in an album, because that’s what I want
oh_pies words to live by pic.twitter.com/nzP0HAar2j
@HanneyChris oh wow. can’t wait for that to legit be “I’m not xenophobic, but...â€
@Gwladruns huh. that was easy.
@sylmobile though, single day battery life is a hilariously low bar
@sylmobile (fwiw I’ve had one since launch day and battery life doesn’t seem to have changed much? still gets me through the day np)
@sylmobile Apple Watch! but no, you can’t (well technically yes it’s possible but it’s far from trivial)
@sylmobile whAT is an iWatch? HM?
@luckycatmiau fingers crossed?
paragraph 2 vs paragraphs 3 and 4 and just why even bother but shall I get the dictionary? pic.twitter.com/gQFYeC92hg
@amandalcormier oh no
@amandalcormier I’m afraid to google. some primary school hand gesture, I’m sure
@leafwork @Emmelinecady what she gets to enjoy*
@Emmelinecady @leafwork wow
@messycook wait is this @messycook_ebooks or what
@luckycatmiau swipe down when you’re stuck in stories!!
@luckycatmiau fuck off m9 it’s easy, you just gotta tap the circles and shit
@ratkins FAIR.
@bwahacker @Thunder_Chicken that’s great! I’ll look into these, thanks