The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2019

@netkrash I reckon @grhmc would tell you to use nixos for this kinda reason :P

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@tealandpurple honestly shocked it's using a tortilla and not lettuce or some shit

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@ratqueencartel don't you have status by now? :f should give you extra

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as I gently encourage @Emmelinecady to watch the latest Andre Will Do It, and she's narrating her experience and om… https://t.co/OlGaAYZzi5

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@jordanpattern heck yes! skyline on a biketown bike? I'm in :D

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just realise I land in the US the day before WWDC starts. might head down for a few days and see some folks. who's around?

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@jeanetienne I'm sure we can find somewhere in the north worthy of our presence :P

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@jeanetienne @justMaku ahhhh. BY THE WAY, I'll be in Melbs late May/early June if you want to go south of the Yarra together some time? :P

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@CrashPlanSMB @crashplan I don't really mind, honestly. it's more a problem for you folks if your email templates have eaten themselves :P

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@jeanetienne @justMaku wait do you two know each other?

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@endocrimes sadly the best of a list of far worse options, so :/

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@endocrimes guess whose team decided on it being a good idea this morning!

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@justMaku I think having something physical like "close your laptop" / "use a different desk" can be helpful, or jo… https://t.co/fNUDKfapqx

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@RachaelHasIdeas in German you'd say "meine Frau" for "my wife", but I heard an older bloke literally translate it… https://t.co/2SgFcprX8n

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@ratkins I can imagine the discussions that took place for that to happen, christ. "law of mathematics? law of Australia!" but passwords

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@dotmariusz the bar is so so low, and it makes me suspicious that perks are oversold. "your learning budget is: goi… https://t.co/FSG2ziRW90

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@acht I did not know that was a thing! cool! is it...actually like...real? some of it (allergies!) seems more credi… https://t.co/BZDQ82wjOs

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@amandalcormier anything that starts with "free sh-" is automatically this https://t.co/E1kIAC6MiK

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@ratqueencartel oh shit that’s a solid deal

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@ratqueencartel giving up Australian citizenship tho? :f

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@MsRachyDoodle have bubbly water and don't burp. store the pressure in yr blood! simple

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@MsRachyDoodle why do we even HAVE bodies, honestly. hope yr blood gets some pressure soon 📈

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@RagnarElSalvaje @Gary_BBGames yeah, but Computer Boy from 2001 was first & worth a watch :P https://t.co/rvOIlNovOQ

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mattDCLXVI wanna feel old...

this is the lube mobile kid today pic.twitter.com/fsZ1B03EzD

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@KTamas and to keep it spicy, in Oregon (and maybe somewhere else? I forget), you're _not allowed_ to pump your own fuel :f

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@KTamas https://t.co/2iOVHT51Kz

> Pay for the amount of fuel you believe you’re going to need

?????

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@KTamas it was especially stupid with the whole "pay for fuel before actually putting it in your car, so who knows how much it'll cost"

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@KTamas I remember trying to buy petrol once, and the pump asked for a ~zip~ code on the numeric keypad. it was a C… https://t.co/J52o2ZDJMJ

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@ZuckerBaby I was given two tips as a New Cat Owner (which weren’t obvious to me but seem to work) to a) put them i… https://t.co/ejEvdMS7BT

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@nzJayZee @LennaLeprena never saw the clip for this. those were some simpler times for sure

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@DDsD more and more these days, yeah. modern industrial process ftw! for a lotta years, animal products (fish bladd… https://t.co/yaJvw1R6p3

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@gilfer @nzJayZee @kcarruthers that's a mouth that once mixed a martini within, right?

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@endocrimes neither! it came up at work today, and "we'll probably need to license reader/parser" talk happened. I… https://t.co/4PHHp7UlKw

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today I learned that medication plans from doctors in Germany contain a QR-ish code (data matrix), which contains X… https://t.co/YOGrVo0SuK

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@GeekAndDad ha :) I promised myself that I'll back the project if they reach funding, to try to get to the stretch.… https://t.co/B7miaDeflY

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@omaryak yes? this came up pretty high on a search (in amongst a sea of "why it's a bad idea to reuse passwords") https://t.co/YaLqzIMksZ

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@omaryak that's so needless? for anything mildly sensitive, it's approximately the Worst Wayâ„¢ to handle passwords!

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@omaryak use. a. password. manager. you know better than this, Omar

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@steveriggins @colincornaby @MarioGuzman one implementation of navigation is totally fake* (to be explicit: there a… https://t.co/UGUlwB1dlv

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@colincornaby @steveriggins @MarioGuzman RN absolutely renders native controls?? that’s the whole selling point vs… https://t.co/7qvGYj05Nn

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@GeekAndDad no macOS support has me waiting :( I’d be all over it otherwise

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@ZazzyV by in large for all intensive purposes I could care less

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@charlesv I know @bookymargoof _has_ one, so maaaaybe can help?

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@dotmariusz depending what you're actually up for, there's a whole other hemisphere that's in summer. head to Cape… https://t.co/dJbTkQ8ZRs

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@tealandpurple I was thinking just yesterday: my ✨beauty routine✨ is literally just take a shower in any other city than Berlin

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“checkout is midday” is honestly the key to my heart

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bookymargoof a portrait of me in a long distance relationship pic.twitter.com/xjUQgqc1if

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@charlesv mmm not really. maybe @ratkins can point you in the right direction? seems like a good cross-section of his interests

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@janklausa ohhhh that makes way more sense. how are you only 4th then? get it together

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@rodzajowo for a second my sleepy brain thought you meant https://t.co/TDcrL5A1K6

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@leafwork 100000% thought it was a colonel sanders model

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@Emmelinecady don’t give them money ever, let alone for this :<

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RT @qntm: A group of hedgehogs is called an array, which means that everything in an array is a hedgehog, I don't make the rules https://t.…

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@DriveNow_DE hi! I’m locked out of a car that’s parked outside of the area (on a stopover, with my things inside) t… https://t.co/HNz8ItSMhv

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RT @evcricket: I really, and I mean really, think we should save these trees and it would be a very easy thing to achieve. https://t.co/Of6…

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@dantoml @janklausa okay but why use Emacs when you can just be cool and modern and hip https://t.co/KIdijzhMAI

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@RachaelHasIdeas just to check: post-cancer remission type scans? or did I miss something? :/

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@janklausa my ~Monday~ moment was staring at my keyboard for a good 15 seconds thinking "what's...the app I use...f… https://t.co/al4rysFH9Q

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having one of those "do I have a cold/hayfever or is it lung cancer" type of days

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when you tick the "hey, don't send me emails box" when creating an @InVisionApp account, and 5 mins later you get a… https://t.co/TG70R0fagv

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@GeekAndDad I guess that’s the hard line, eh. Xcode as a tool has always felt good-but-not-great. Swift might be pe… https://t.co/Jw0Rd7ZAlq

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@WestCoastyMo I haven't found anything as effecting, but with fewer side effects :( sigh

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@WestCoastyMo ha, ironically I take it because of my headache. sigh :( bodies, eh

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@JuliettePretot I mean, even in a podcast about cancer (!), men are still trivialising their emotion??? totally bonkers

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@JuliettePretot ohhh no no not job interviews, I meant radio/podcast interviews etc

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@WestCoastyMo I don't, but I _do_ get really mooshy after I take it. so maybe 2 sides of the same coin, in a way?

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@charlesv you ought to be ashamed to admit that!!!!

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some kinda complementary ~share now~ balancing act pic.twitter.com/NjNBt7lFlR

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a lot of men in interviews preface a story about crying with “I’m not ashamed to admit it, but”. it’s normal and ok to have emotions!!

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@ratqueencartel yeah it’s extremely fucked naturally, but it’s not a hushed topic in that area at all

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@ratqueencartel you’re in Maastricht and you don’t think anybody is saying (give or take) exactly that? it’s the on… https://t.co/PJFI08QMVs

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@debedee I imagine it’s more a “hey babe, maybe you and your friends want to hear a song I’ve been working on”

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@tealandpurple my (Australian) cousin used sperm from a US American man (because Australian laws are weird), and th… https://t.co/GP7YJlveWa

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@nzJayZee I never played Morrowind, but seeing a bunch of people mentioning it atm. temptinggggggg

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RT @ericpink: For those whom asked for it, here is my 5X5 Risk Matrix tailored for the Australian landscape.. #risk #australian https://t.…

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@Dr_Tabor DESTINATION: WHOEVER THE FUCK

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@ashfurrow it's probably not quiiiiite the same, but might be up your alley (and I already got tix, can't wait) https://t.co/o7HgAOSYQ9

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@earthxsucks weird to use garbage as the comparison, but this was sick in like 1998 youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4

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@Dr_Tabor oh wow, cool! that makes sense

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@RachaelHasIdeas heck yes! I think I have half a plan for a Texan xmas, but also an NZ roadtrip? what are time & di… https://t.co/pr87kEhxSd

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@RachaelHasIdeas rad! I'm planning a trip to Oz in late May. you know. the regular season for visiting - avoid summ… https://t.co/0hf3e2eWo7

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I already forgot the context, but here's my day so far: pic.twitter.com/pKKdbhpWI5

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@ratqueencartel "a village you can walk to from a neighbouring town" is as rural as I think most of nl is :P

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@Djelibeybi something like glorious.codes/demo ? I think I've seen better implementations, but I forget names now :<

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@ratqueencartel dunno ey. probably Amsterdam or Utrecht for simplicity

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@ratqueencartel getting Pux over will be the easy part :D I'm happy for that part at least. (the tricky thing would… https://t.co/1Dugx0OThJ

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@ratqueencartel oh nice. half a chance I'll do the same in a year or so hey. catch ya there?

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@ratqueencartel weeee! fun! but also: Belgium :< you fool!

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@grhmc yeah, I haven't come across it on the continent (not that I've been looking too closely for it, but still)

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@dantoml two of my old coworkers quit to start one, it's wild, they got funding so quickly?

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@vortexau interesting! I can't remember ever seeing it in Oz, but good to know. more a recent thing? or a stretching back a ways too?

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@RobertShippey oh interesting! I wonder if it's more of a recent inherited thing that you pick up from pop culture,… https://t.co/BFqxbW6gdW

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@dantoml "RxJava " sounds like a bad deal, when you think of it from a US point of view.....and I feel like I'm onl… https://t.co/LGB4qT7mgy

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@RobertShippey that's what I always think of, yeah

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@dantoml I always think of it in the context of Tx/Rx

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@KTamas just found a w'pedia page that says "North America", so maybe Canada too? hmmz

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is "Rx" used to mean "prescription" anywhere outside of the US? (having a hard time googling without getting spammy results)

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@ratqueencartel oh rad. I needed a document from vicroads the other day stating "yeah nah he never had a license here" for a Canadian visa

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@ratqueencartel do you need a full on notary public? or a jp?

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@ratqueencartel call the embassy, they usually have a list

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@oh_pies hahahah whatever doesn't kill you.....!!!!!!!!!!

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@jordanpattern I was talking to a coworker about doxorubicin today, and the whole “they’re in a hazmat suit, it’s g… https://t.co/lcEIxKZegw

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@ashfurrow it’s cool because to an extent this even applies to medicine?????

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@jordanpattern that fucked me up yesterday :< bigtime relatable

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@cloudapp any idea why the app is using so much CPU? it's killing my battery life, idling in the menu bar :( pic.twitter.com/rsCh9KplHI

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@tealandpurple tracking it down in Berlin was more involved than I’d ever thought to expect

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@schwa some of ‘em will definitely make you sleepy, if that counts

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a pretty descriptive narrative of the often-unspoken experience of having cancer: What Cancer Takes Away https://t.co/sP9NCt5NW0

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@janklausa jesus christ, I went looking at the German 1-star reviews and they're all mini-essays compared to US Amazon

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@janklausa ????????? this is concerning and u should see a doctor pic.twitter.com/qdygfbNHqZ

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@janklausa lol, it has some good reviews on (US) Amazon. (I think you can translate most of these as "it's a Britis… https://t.co/ho7JZ8UUSS

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@janklausa I'm no salesperson but it's good?????? "it's like uber but for the exact opposite of uber" ????

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@janklausa I’m actually mad that you don’t know???

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dang, that Fleabag finale was p.good

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@jordanpattern (don't have much to add, but tapping "like" feels weird. that sucks :( fingers...crossed?)

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might be old news for some, but I just learned Android Studio has a way to create a `studio` CLI launcher (similar… https://t.co/VaaiSNF9bS

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@Emmelinecady have you tried the alternate “im fucked” angle?

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady if it makes you feel any better, I can count on one hand (or one finger even) the number o… https://t.co/ys9Hh1p4Vo

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@oh_pies wombats make cube poos so use that to your advantage

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@amandalcormier ok BUT Anthony Green on the 2016 election was a fuckin national treasure pic.twitter.com/Fclie1ihtH

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@charlesv I literally just got out of bed!!!!!!!! and I’m out of Vegemite!!!!!

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@charlesv yyyyeah, it’s definitely not that bad. I think most of the resentment is just like “send it to me with an… https://t.co/GSjws9RYj4

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@charlesv whoa, “pleasant”?

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hi! not an April Fools, but it’s the 1st of the month again. remember to give yr bits a squeeze today to check urse… https://t.co/rBS3cjMkyM

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