@dutchhoemafia I miss his Twitter
@Laughfrodisiac I think dates and coconut oil, maybe some Not Actually Sugar But Basically Sugar
@veganinbrighton @Laughfrodisiac ALWAYS AN APPLICABLE STATEMENT
I just saw “raw caramel†on a menu and I am Personally Offended
@earthxsucks happy 13th birthday
@waxpancake this made me chuckle the other day. they’re just putting the final touches on the building, almost read… https://t.co/Q97ZYzXyVH
@ashfurrow twist: JavaScript is is the “many programming languagesâ€
RT @scott_bot: Well this is surreal. I'm reading an article on social network analysis that calculates someone's morale based on the "likes…
@ratkins his "aka" needs to be added on Emojipedia emojipedia.org/top-hat/
@ratkins I was only hitting around ~50mbit because of bad network config for a while, and I was faaaairly consisten… https://t.co/pwrpVcrc5C
@ratkins I'd go to 200mbit, but that has caps. stupidly high, but I do enjoy my hi-def 4k Linux ISOs
@ratkins (also, fuck, 100mbit is....barely enough. I tolerate it. but dang.)
@ratkins hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahaahahah
@ratkins otoh, I have to deal with this: pic.twitter.com/0ROYJXdEfL
@ratkins I drank 5 litres of water and didn't need to pee, for comparison :P
@ashfurrow even the ~option~ behaviour doesn’t do what I’ve ever wanted it to very often. one thing I never underst… https://t.co/UGkLExkTK8
@coveloper the dogs would find a way to fucking mace me, I swear
@Politepix did you see this? https://t.co/vf8yotthZL
@dotarray ha! I’ll pencil it in :)
@dotarray heck yeah! I’ve still never been to Eggless...
@drfyzziks haaaaa
@dotarray reasonably! will visit the centre (first time!), the west, hopefully MICF, then check in on Cranberry, then out again
@dotarray I’m on my way down to Oz, so I’ll grab a doggie bag :P
@dotarray (extremely not the colour irl, but you get the idea)
@dotarray I’ve butchered it a bit, forgive me. but here’s the inside bipic.twitter.com/iEd2Tzh98Wh98W
@dotarray surprisingly deec. the boobs of tofu are stuffed with ~local stuff~ pic.twitter.com/HjxJI7N5zZ
@dotarray Im eating something called “remembering tofuâ€
@dotarray I’ve legit never heard of a cottage pie. always just thought shepherd aka mash tater pie
@janklausa maybe the humming was what set them off in the first place. “this fuckin guy, I swear, fuck himâ€
it’s like a fuckin party for my adrenaline fueled heart right now
just got chased by three dogs and one almost managed to get ahold of me as I’m yelling “not again†at it and jesus christ why
@tealandpurple wait how do you say it
@kcimc invest in power companies!
@fwrnando whoa
@Michael_Creed (fuck yeah, livetv has english eurosport, that'll do)
@Michael_Creed steephill (https://t.co/DcXd0xCC0F) is usually a good source, but worth giving livetv (https://t.co/qw3Z7Gqrsi) a shot
@IsaChandra jesus fucking christ
wow the “Aussie Sports Bar†in Luang Prabang is way too accurately captured
@janklausa siq m8. I should get there probably Thursday or Friday
@janklausa how long are you there? BKK -> SGN? or something between?
@janklausa Doha ain’t got nothing on Bangkok tho tbh
@coveloper I dunno man, this Twitter life ages you fast
@coveloper eleven!
happy Twitter birthday @ me 🎂
@Emmelinecady @janklausa two cats
chillin in a sauna
one inch apart because saunas are tiny
@janklausa @Emmelinecady you never see Finnish cats outside
@janklausa you look different
@janklausa honestly it’s like you haven’t done this before
@janklausa lmao at having just a single bag
@janklausa lmao at anything not a backpack tbh
@janklausa I remember even trying to just check maps was risky. the coffee shop I walked 20 mins to was fucking closed
@ratkins I watched it a few days ago, and...yup. as soon as credits rolled, I sat right up and yelled “is that it??… https://t.co/iP9J6kAYJ5
@janklausa probably fair enough too
@jedrek what have you got against corn??????
hey look, I'm an expensive burden on society. thanks cancer! https://t.co/vKr6bY12Uu
@RandiBop never heard of it before! is it available on the mainland? or just in Tassie?
@RandiBop ooo did you get any good Australian snax that you found?
@RandiBop lounge access at all? cos hella hummus is usually my strategy in that part of the planet
@RandiBop candy is so good tho
@dutchhoemafia ðŸ´ðŸ´ðŸ´ðŸ´ðŸ´
@dutchhoemafia there's like, more emojis in that screenshot than I think I've ever used
@jordanborth I think it’s mostly that “card payment†(at all) is still relatively uncommon in Germany. very cash based country
@jordanborth Germany still doesn’t have Apple Pay at all :(
@RandiBop where’s your layover?
@jfpoole twice! the second time with front row tickets!
@ratkins better hope blah is never 0 or false then :P
@ratkins out of curiosity, what did you end up with?
@ratkins @ashfurrow @saveknut what @ashfurrow said was going to be my answer, but it...depends what you’re actually… https://t.co/r1kXJP4vHm
huh, 10 years has just passed since that time I last saw Hilary Duff and apparently that was the last time she perf… https://t.co/WN3Vp1oDo8
meta subtweet but also a good notification to receive pic.twitter.com/Lc452JC602
@janklausa @n26 @n26 this is important please fix asap xox /cc @N26_Support
@ashfurrow laptops in meetings 💀
@ratkins `someVariable != null` (which checks `someVariable !== undefined && someVariable !== null`), easy
@oh_pies in the meantime we have made do with:
📀 space bagel
🩠chocolate bagel
@oh_pies you will be pleased that a bagel emoji is officially part of the unicode 11 specification tho. so maybe th… https://t.co/4dtbDtyd4U
@oh_pies it’s a thin@Emmelinecadydy and I have discussed a lot
@pjf extreme A+ from me
@CastIrony @Beryllium9 WHAT
@seanjgleeson SE Asia imo
@ndpittman yeah, I oscillate back and forth in how I feel about it :P
@janklausa and uh, saunas help
@janklausa weirdly it didn’t feel toooo cold there, considering it was cold by the thermometer
@ndpittman I was thinking recently. at 30, you're (ballpark) only 1/4 the way through your working life. that's ridic.
were you saying sun boo, or sun boo-urns?
@ashfurrow Duke Cellington
@Emmelinecady good therapy
@oh_pies I’d share my mango slushie fyi
@janklausa FAIR
@dutchhoemafia I’ll be ur friend silkworm xox
auto layout: 0, German: 1 pic.twitter.com/co2wtxTiU8
@_writehanded_ you are
@_writehanded_ the real answer was inside of us all along
@Emmelinecady 10.0
@Emmelinecady you are the final frame pic.twitter.com/ptaMY1Xfxj
@Emmelinecady prove it
@danielagquinn there were definitely pubs open for the footy final last year, because a friend was trying to drag me along around that hour
@janklausa bleach party
family portrait pic.twitter.com/VfM4xgKVMp
“let’s bike to stop violence against womenâ€pic.twitter.com/tyHfX8wh4FX8wh4F
@rodzajowo a year straight is so much! I miss having a kitchen after not-very-long, dammit
@peralmq if it makes you feel any better, it wasn’t possible in Objective-C either
@jasonsanderz !!!!!
ah yes, the two pipe genders pic.twitter.com/5Q63aQ41re
@oh_pies I waited around tonight to see if they would show up again so I got a new pic that Twitter might let me ac… https://t.co/IG0wc4Nb3y
@_writehanded_ I’m joining the rugby team, fuck this
@_writehanded_ why isn’t anything
@_writehanded_ extremely relatable
@Djelibeybi vscode++. not that it's perfect, but it seems more useful than most
@jonkudelka @j_s_n_d oic, that's the "accompanying news story", doh
@jonkudelka @j_s_n_d it's still up tho https://t.co/tziXu9M7pI
@mugunthkumar and Remote, and AirPort Utility, and...
@_writehanded_ ummm. what's the deal? just a "haha you're just getting old : -)" dismissal???
@_writehanded_ have you tried just not getting older???? that’ll stop it
@Callalily57 go check out @fiverr, maybe? low-investment starting point at least
@_writehanded_ ahah people were telling me that when I was 18/19 too. like. them’s the prime goddamn years m8
@TorrensJonathan my favourite was in some US airport, to avoid the irritating beep, the driver just said "bipbipbip… https://t.co/M0kLQWnOzf
@tealandpurple was this on AM radio or
@julian0liver “would you drink human breast milk?†“ew gross†“...â€
@kch I won't be in the country
@dutchhoemafia hey, that's how I do it too
@kch WHAT
@Djelibeybi @Qantas but that sucks. a lot. travel is stressful sometimes :( find a can of Bos and watch the sun set… https://t.co/cBLueeAiKb
@Djelibeybi @Qantas you can't just do an entirely separate booking, and pretend the first booking never happened?
@Djelibeybi @Qantas could you even buy a whole new @Qantas ticket for cheaper than the change fee?
@oh_pies also the place I’m staying at has rescue terrapins. but they seem kind of like arseholes. cute tho
@oh_pies I found a doofus with a busted eye but is super friendly and Really Nice. too hot for snugs rn but at nigh… https://t.co/OXUl5OTG0W
@Emmelinecady just seeing the title of that book seems to pretty much miss the point????
@ratkins who uses Windows anyway? :P
@andrewn @chazhutton hhahahaha /cc @Medium pic.twitter.com/uiUQqX8hhI
@ratkins flow/typescript, ez
@oh_pies is that bad or good
@fwrnando oh like the minecraft guy
@fwrnando what phone do you have now???
@fwrnando my host is an n900 or whatever
@fwrnando AMD forever imo
@fwrnando or extremely bad because probably lots of security patches
@fwrnando I looked at this today for the first time in probably years notjosh.com/uptime/
@fwrnando t9 compatible
@fwrnando wow elite Nokia hax
@fwrnando still number one, niceeee
@fwrnando where r u frnadooso
@ratkins and practically identical in so many different countries. I think American ones are a bit chunkier (lol, o… https://t.co/vmy1tzww2l
@ratkins @ashfurrow @whakkee it's still a better app than Telegram (which is my usual pick), which isn't saying a whole lot
@ratkins @ashfurrow @whakkee ehh, most people end up on WhatsApp (still FB, obv, but don't need a FB account, so that's a start)
@Emmelinecady @oh_pies hhahaha, amazing
@_writehanded_ I saw this one today pic.twitter.com/i08ZvSkjTO
@oh_pies a notjosh vday is the day where I go back through all of the posts on https://t.co/q91gCTwzoK and send som… https://t.co/EVArW1WkLj
@earthxsucks just send a link to literally any one of these pornhubcommentsonvalentines.tumblr.com and be done with it
@earthxsucks you did a lot of things very wrong here, friend
@theveganword @alttravelers I can't wait to get back - hopefully this year. let me know how you find it!
@nossipova yar, they sound very different to me (esp in .au English)
@SaraMG extremely hard same. "heh heh shitty w--shut the fuck up, brain"
@Palleas so keep a good flow of cats coming pls
@jfpoole arguably just as hard to quit tbh
@jfpoole you can edit....vim........????? the vim editor better be emacs then
@xsteadfastx whaaaat
LiamSorta Day 1: "Wow, I'm really enjoying this new project"
Day 7: "I'VE HARDCODED EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING"
#gamedev pic.twitter.com/U9cQ56gxCV
@theveganword @alttravelers actually now I think about it, Belgrade airport had a special fridge at one of the cafe… https://t.co/ZZuH11LM7q
@theveganword @alttravelers Serbia was pretty much a wash. so meaty. (though Kosovo was good, depending how politic… https://t.co/d5SiJyvmq3
@Palleas not gonna see her for a couple of months :( pic.twitter.com/7dqKswtBPa
@Palleas aw. good use of internet.
@Palleas if there wasn’t a cat in the photo, I’d be mad. the cat is adorable though. give it a pat for me.
@Palleas wow it’s like you want to fight me???
@aprilwensel the scenic route!
I love that the humble wheelie bin is the de facto bin in so many places
@janklausa holy shit
@janklausa I mean, it was a reference to the first tweet in this thread. I was there about an hour and he did not shut up about himself. l
@jfpoole more or less disturbing than this? pic.twitter.com/h5aiTgTVnx
@jfpoole faceside
@jfpoole just walked past this. I’d be worriedpic.twitter.com/Di9UTJJ0VIVI
@janklausa then I have someone to introduce you to. I know he doesn’t eat much meat and went to Naples once when traffic was bad
@janklausa I mean, literallly all of my shorts are suit pants that I hemmed into shorts. the inner lining isn’t very practical :<
@jfpoole did condescend to them, as most dentists do to patients? honestly that’s the reason I don’t go to the dent… https://t.co/j0O3xsJfWA
@janklausa suits aren’t a joke m8
@janklausa yeah, but it’s less about having a tailored suit and more about “it’s the worst when you start with a ne… https://t.co/IRh2UlH5y2
Your computer will Shut down after 5 minutes. pic.twitter.com/9AOO7jdahH
a Man on the table next to me (who has a startup in insure-tech and says “actually†a lot) is talking at extreme le… https://t.co/TJ4fl6k4rR
@Dr_Tabor I ate a real meal and now I feel sort of human
@ashfurrow “ay I’m livin hereâ€
@Palleas here’s my picture to yopic.twitter.com/UI3op5VdMrMr
@Dr_Tabor finGERS CROSSED
@veganinbrighton oh heck yeah. I was completely ruined yesterday, even with painkillers (was just trying to settle… https://t.co/BlwcH6UBiv
@veganinbrighton good to know! I’ve loaded the fuck up on painkillers, so let’s see how it goes. nice to be out in… https://t.co/gYSnJJFAiE
(I’ve been living on ginger ale that I swiped from an airport lounge, Clif bars, and Manner wafers)
I landed in Bangkok about 39 hours ago, and have spent the last 36 hours in bed because bodies are actual hell* (*w… https://t.co/qDB0mSYvS5
@andrewn at least I didn't send you links to Twitter
@andrewn mission accomplished