The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 2018

@Laughfrodisiac I think dates and coconut oil, maybe some Not Actually Sugar But Basically Sugar

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I just saw “raw caramel” on a menu and I am Personally Offended

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@waxpancake this made me chuckle the other day. they’re just putting the final touches on the building, almost read… https://t.co/Q97ZYzXyVH

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@ashfurrow twist: JavaScript is is the “many programming languages”

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RT @scott_bot: Well this is surreal. I'm reading an article on social network analysis that calculates someone's morale based on the "likes…

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@ratkins I was only hitting around ~50mbit because of bad network config for a while, and I was faaaairly consisten… https://t.co/pwrpVcrc5C

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@ratkins I'd go to 200mbit, but that has caps. stupidly high, but I do enjoy my hi-def 4k Linux ISOs

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@ratkins (also, fuck, 100mbit is....barely enough. I tolerate it. but dang.)

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@ratkins hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahaahahah

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@ratkins I drank 5 litres of water and didn't need to pee, for comparison :P

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@ashfurrow even the ~option~ behaviour doesn’t do what I’ve ever wanted it to very often. one thing I never underst… https://t.co/UGkLExkTK8

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@coveloper the dogs would find a way to fucking mace me, I swear

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@dotarray heck yeah! I’ve still never been to Eggless...

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@dotarray reasonably! will visit the centre (first time!), the west, hopefully MICF, then check in on Cranberry, then out again

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@dotarray I’m on my way down to Oz, so I’ll grab a doggie bag :P

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@dotarray (extremely not the colour irl, but you get the idea)

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@dotarray I’ve butchered it a bit, forgive me. but here’s the inside bipic.twitter.com/iEd2Tzh98Wh98W

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@dotarray surprisingly deec. the boobs of tofu are stuffed with ~local stuff~ pic.twitter.com/HjxJI7N5zZ

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@dotarray Im eating something called “remembering tofu”

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@dotarray I’ve legit never heard of a cottage pie. always just thought shepherd aka mash tater pie

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@janklausa maybe the humming was what set them off in the first place. “this fuckin guy, I swear, fuck him”

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it’s like a fuckin party for my adrenaline fueled heart right now

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just got chased by three dogs and one almost managed to get ahold of me as I’m yelling “not again” at it and jesus christ why

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@Michael_Creed (fuck yeah, livetv has english eurosport, that'll do)

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@Michael_Creed steephill (https://t.co/DcXd0xCC0F) is usually a good source, but worth giving livetv (https://t.co/qw3Z7Gqrsi) a shot

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wow the “Aussie Sports Bar” in Luang Prabang is way too accurately captured

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@janklausa siq m8. I should get there probably Thursday or Friday

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@janklausa how long are you there? BKK -> SGN? or something between?

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@coveloper I dunno man, this Twitter life ages you fast

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happy Twitter birthday @ me 🎂

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa two cats
chillin in a sauna
one inch apart because saunas are tiny

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@janklausa honestly it’s like you haven’t done this before

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@janklausa I remember even trying to just check maps was risky. the coffee shop I walked 20 mins to was fucking closed

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@ratkins I watched it a few days ago, and...yup. as soon as credits rolled, I sat right up and yelled “is that it??… https://t.co/iP9J6kAYJ5

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@jedrek what have you got against corn??????

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hey look, I'm an expensive burden on society. thanks cancer! https://t.co/vKr6bY12Uu

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@RandiBop never heard of it before! is it available on the mainland? or just in Tassie?

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@RandiBop ooo did you get any good Australian snax that you found?

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@RandiBop lounge access at all? cos hella hummus is usually my strategy in that part of the planet

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@dutchhoemafia 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

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@dutchhoemafia there's like, more emojis in that screenshot than I think I've ever used

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@jordanborth I think it’s mostly that “card payment” (at all) is still relatively uncommon in Germany. very cash based country

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@jordanborth Germany still doesn’t have Apple Pay at all :(

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@jfpoole twice! the second time with front row tickets!

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@ratkins @ashfurrow @saveknut what @ashfurrow said was going to be my answer, but it...depends what you’re actually… https://t.co/r1kXJP4vHm

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huh, 10 years has just passed since that time I last saw Hilary Duff and apparently that was the last time she perf… https://t.co/WN3Vp1oDo8

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meta subtweet but also a good notification to receive pic.twitter.com/Lc452JC602

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@ratkins `someVariable != null` (which checks `someVariable !== undefined && someVariable !== null`), easy

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@oh_pies in the meantime we have made do with:
📀 space bagel
🍩 chocolate bagel

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@oh_pies you will be pleased that a bagel emoji is officially part of the unicode 11 specification tho. so maybe th… https://t.co/4dtbDtyd4U

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@ndpittman yeah, I oscillate back and forth in how I feel about it :P

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@janklausa weirdly it didn’t feel toooo cold there, considering it was cold by the thermometer

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@ndpittman I was thinking recently. at 30, you're (ballpark) only 1/4 the way through your working life. that's ridic.

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were you saying sun boo, or sun boo-urns?

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@dutchhoemafia I’ll be ur friend silkworm xox

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@danielagquinn there were definitely pubs open for the footy final last year, because a friend was trying to drag me along around that hour

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“let’s bike to stop violence against women”pic.twitter.com/tyHfX8wh4FX8wh4F

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@rodzajowo a year straight is so much! I miss having a kitchen after not-very-long, dammit

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@peralmq if it makes you feel any better, it wasn’t possible in Objective-C either

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@oh_pies I waited around tonight to see if they would show up again so I got a new pic that Twitter might let me ac… https://t.co/IG0wc4Nb3y

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@Djelibeybi vscode++. not that it's perfect, but it seems more useful than most

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@jonkudelka @j_s_n_d oic, that's the "accompanying news story", doh

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@mugunthkumar and Remote, and AirPort Utility, and...

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@_writehanded_ ummm. what's the deal? just a "haha you're just getting old : -)" dismissal???

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@_writehanded_ have you tried just not getting older???? that’ll stop it

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@Callalily57 go check out @fiverr, maybe? low-investment starting point at least

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@_writehanded_ ahah people were telling me that when I was 18/19 too. like. them’s the prime goddamn years m8

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@TorrensJonathan my favourite was in some US airport, to avoid the irritating beep, the driver just said "bipbipbip… https://t.co/M0kLQWnOzf

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@julian0liver “would you drink human breast milk?” “ew gross” “...”

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@Djelibeybi @Qantas but that sucks. a lot. travel is stressful sometimes :( find a can of Bos and watch the sun set… https://t.co/cBLueeAiKb

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@Djelibeybi @Qantas you can't just do an entirely separate booking, and pretend the first booking never happened?

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@Djelibeybi @Qantas could you even buy a whole new @Qantas ticket for cheaper than the change fee?

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@oh_pies also the place I’m staying at has rescue terrapins. but they seem kind of like arseholes. cute tho

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@oh_pies I found a doofus with a busted eye but is super friendly and Really Nice. too hot for snugs rn but at nigh… https://t.co/OXUl5OTG0W

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@Emmelinecady just seeing the title of that book seems to pretty much miss the point????

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@fwrnando or extremely bad because probably lots of security patches

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@fwrnando I looked at this today for the first time in probably years notjosh.com/uptime/

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@ratkins and practically identical in so many different countries. I think American ones are a bit chunkier (lol, o… https://t.co/vmy1tzww2l

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@ratkins @ashfurrow @whakkee it's still a better app than Telegram (which is my usual pick), which isn't saying a whole lot

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@ratkins @ashfurrow @whakkee ehh, most people end up on WhatsApp (still FB, obv, but don't need a FB account, so that's a start)

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@oh_pies a notjosh vday is the day where I go back through all of the posts on https://t.co/q91gCTwzoK and send som… https://t.co/EVArW1WkLj

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@earthxsucks you did a lot of things very wrong here, friend

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@theveganword @alttravelers I can't wait to get back - hopefully this year. let me know how you find it!

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@nossipova yar, they sound very different to me (esp in .au English)

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@SaraMG extremely hard same. "heh heh shitty w--shut the fuck up, brain"

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@Palleas so keep a good flow of cats coming pls

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@jfpoole arguably just as hard to quit tbh

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@jfpoole you can edit....vim........????? the vim editor better be emacs then

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LiamSorta Day 1: "Wow, I'm really enjoying this new project"
Day 7: "I'VE HARDCODED EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING"
pic.twitter.com/U9cQ56gxCV

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@theveganword @alttravelers actually now I think about it, Belgrade airport had a special fridge at one of the cafe… https://t.co/ZZuH11LM7q

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@theveganword @alttravelers Serbia was pretty much a wash. so meaty. (though Kosovo was good, depending how politic… https://t.co/d5SiJyvmq3

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@Palleas if there wasn’t a cat in the photo, I’d be mad. the cat is adorable though. give it a pat for me.

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@Palleas wow it’s like you want to fight me???

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I love that the humble wheelie bin is the de facto bin in so many places

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@janklausa I mean, it was a reference to the first tweet in this thread. I was there about an hour and he did not shut up about himself. l

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@janklausa then I have someone to introduce you to. I know he doesn’t eat much meat and went to Naples once when traffic was bad

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@janklausa I mean, literallly all of my shorts are suit pants that I hemmed into shorts. the inner lining isn’t very practical :<

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@jfpoole did condescend to them, as most dentists do to patients? honestly that’s the reason I don’t go to the dent… https://t.co/j0O3xsJfWA

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@janklausa yeah, but it’s less about having a tailored suit and more about “it’s the worst when you start with a ne… https://t.co/IRh2UlH5y2

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Your computer will Shut down after 5 minutes. pic.twitter.com/9AOO7jdahH

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a Man on the table next to me (who has a startup in insure-tech and says “actually” a lot) is talking at extreme le… https://t.co/TJ4fl6k4rR

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@Dr_Tabor I ate a real meal and now I feel sort of human

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@veganinbrighton oh heck yeah. I was completely ruined yesterday, even with painkillers (was just trying to settle… https://t.co/BlwcH6UBiv

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@veganinbrighton good to know! I’ve loaded the fuck up on painkillers, so let’s see how it goes. nice to be out in… https://t.co/gYSnJJFAiE

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(I’ve been living on ginger ale that I swiped from an airport lounge, Clif bars, and Manner wafers)

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I landed in Bangkok about 39 hours ago, and have spent the last 36 hours in bed because bodies are actual hell* (*w… https://t.co/qDB0mSYvS5

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@andrewn at least I didn't send you links to Twitter

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