The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2018

@NicoleJGeorges "not on top? ok cool we'll make the base out of zucchini or cauliflower or whatever xox"

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@oh_pies probably gonna just make dinner instead

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@oh_pies I’ve never wanted to be an editor more than now

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wonder if this achievement will actually unlock or what pic.twitter.com/zLAsN1BYvA

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@oh_pies “losing my libido: any hole’s a goal at this point”

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@ratkins saw some folks with some of them just a couple of days ago. Germans, even.

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@Emmelinecady “are you religious?” “I guess you could call me……..spiritual”

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@ratkins I’m 10000% in for it, no question

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on one hand, horrible drought. on the other hand I’ll be back in Berlin for something that almost sort of looks like summer weather \o/

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@HanneyChris if only it were released in winter, when I didn’t want to go outside

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@HanneyChris I uhhh lost like 5 hours to that game the other day

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@janklausa if you look closely enough, you can see someone spending about an hour (only slightly exaggerating, hone… https://t.co/jZ8p5HeSGV

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I just posted on insta (come follow me: notnotjosh), but it's worth posting here too I think. fun Paris stuff. hi: pic.twitter.com/u90GqGGyka

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@tealandpurple I do it very sporadically and often only with a very small subset of people that I know extremely we… https://t.co/hM8r9eUSvd

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@pjf luv too render templates client side :((

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@tealandpurple oh wow, that's better than me. mostly I'm "haha fuck off, you obviously don't actually know me then"… https://t.co/scKzc2wWgq

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@tealandpurple thx u me too. I was talking to a friend with broad "self worth" issues today and it's easy to give (… https://t.co/FqHL2tztDb

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@tealandpurple took me several searches across several hours to find this. but here. 4 u. (not quite the same, I g… https://t.co/6OD9pF22Br

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@appifanie @Emmelinecady necessity is the mother of all “fuck it I’ll just get it over with despite this bullshit”… https://t.co/3QSqwkNUUB

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@ratkins “busted plugger” needs to be known internationally as the tragedy it is

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@mazzacavazza @RachaelHasIdeas yups, "avocat" is both the fruit and the overpaid pedantic human thing in French

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@janklausa @ashfurrow @ratkins same as a """""professional""" anything, tbh. "haha, pay employees overtime????? lolllllll"

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some good machine translations of the menu at the sushi place tonight pic.twitter.com/rVu4aPFx6M

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@janklausa @ashfurrow @ratkins guess that makes me fucking terrible at it, then. I just paid to have a heater servi… https://t.co/p8ZIsm2Ae7

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@ashfurrow @ratkins wait why in the fuck would a tenant be paying that fee? that's a property owner expense, surely

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@drfyzziks @jfpoole which is fine or whatever. but they’re saying “it won’t work on Mojave” seems like an actual lie?

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@drfyzziks I don't get it? the deprecation isn't the removal, so it should still work?!

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@berikv haven't though of this in a while either: https://t.co/joQPZEH6YX

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@ashfurrow “stop reading, there won’t be a pay off, just stop. stop now. oh no. nooooo.” — me

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@tealandpurple tbh it’s a reasonably significant reason I don’t wanna move back. which sounds sort of petty, but I… https://t.co/3DGxgh5kAW

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@earthxsucks Vicki Chase sort of rhymes with Ricky Gervais, no deal.

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@janklausa you’re allowed to wear clothes when you make videos tho, it’s a new rule

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@janklausa yeah like “within the last few minutes” geez

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@janklausa you know you can tweet about showers after you finish showering tho right?

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finally, a park where us straights can go without oppression pic.twitter.com/jsHNjU0EDs

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@oh_pies same. remember when I said I had that free hotel in Doha and they tried to carry my bags? that was the day… https://t.co/Y9yYNULPin

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I'm staying in a reasonably average hotel with amazing wifi. I'll take this over having bottled water a pillow menu… https://t.co/7JIAKgYuPn

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sometimes reading the comments on YouTube results in finding incredible nuggets of gold pic.twitter.com/Ph6rfRAoo9

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@tealandpurple "Australian culture by proxy" is basically my brand these days tbh

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@tealandpurple if you do it, I will get a tattoo of your back being tattooed with a B & S ball. meta-Australian shit, u kno

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@tealandpurple what would a tattoo of a B & S ball even look like, anyway?

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@tealandpurple what, like a tattoo of the words "all intensive purposes"

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@cliffordheath oof. Germany is on track for its record of most days over 30º, a lot of the north is drought stricken. probably fine.

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my pessimism about Dutch weather: a 35° day, 24° at 11pm, and I’m still carrying a hoodie around

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@lazerwalker @janklausa did they at least get paid and have sufficient health insurance

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@janklausa better than aluminium beams, what’s your point

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@whakkee @samuelgoodwin it’s supposed to get to 37° here today, which is staaaaarting to look like a summer day I recognise

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@samuelgoodwin got a few hours in Amsterdam, then Rotterdam, Utrecht tomoz

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ahh, the Netherlands, where 1 and 2 cent coins aren’t gonna weigh me down

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@qikipedia there’s a train that goes there, so you can actually buy a “one way ticket to hell”

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RT @julian0liver: ~700M people (more than 2x US pop) are expected to be displaced by land degradation if we continue "business as usual". 5…

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@Emmelinecady if you were stuck on a desert island with a million dollars

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a lotta pubg tote bags out and about tonight

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@oh_pies I can’t even read it in a tweet without adding an i, thanks

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the fact that “bird word nerd” all rhymes isn’t a good look for English as a language

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa honestly you wouldn’t tho because students and education and stuff imo

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RT @debecca: I'm finding this much funnier than I should... https://t.co/5KYEeDMhpU

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@daleharvey I use @cloudapp these days, does an ok job. I'm sure there's an OSS equivalent if you want to self-host

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@ashfurrow (and using them to automatically map to snapshot tests, CI)

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@lazerwalker @janklausa I swear me and @janklausa did the maths on this and it wasn't far off basically the same on… https://t.co/lBVR3owpZC

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@lazerwalker @ekurutepe if it's a business expense (I assume it is?), and you're a business (and/or freelance) then yeah defs

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@ekurutepe @lazerwalker and/or claim the VAT back. and I guess you have to buy it tax-free in the US in one of ~tho… https://t.co/COeuPQbeea

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@ratqueencartel you'd need it for just about any civil service - even for a bank account. it's not a special thing… https://t.co/vwpg94iAzK

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@ratqueencartel you need a fixed address in order to register, that's kinda the point. if you're not fixed, then yo… https://t.co/aWDNPAykZk

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@ratqueencartel got a letter from your landlord?

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@meghafon where’s yr preferred forest for cycling? I gotta mix it up a bit, input welcome!

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“I’ve got cave butt@oh_pies@oh_pies

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@Emmelinecady SEVENTEEN DAYS not just like a day or two late because <good reason> waHT

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« Les carottes sont-elles cuites ? Non pic.twitter.com/blSoNMtWmVNMtWmV

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(mildly related: it’s my anniversary marking the end of my cancer treatment! 🎉)

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honestly, the adults have always been the ones that cause most of the problems in this discussion. I’ve known so ma… https://t.co/3GtIExwrbo

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@a2 it’s ok you get a shoutout in literally my first slide

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@_writehanded_ it was a lot more cis/hetero for a long time. what does "(un)protected" look like as an icon with an… https://t.co/O1CdWlGDXz

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@amandalcormier @lindakinstler me and a friend put Enya on two phones at once and swirled them around our heads and… https://t.co/Wpihd1jd4Q

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@janklausa wow I was halfway through @-ing because YOU KNOW BETTER god

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@DriveNow_DE any idea why, after years of using it, suddenly the app tells me I’m not approved yetpic.twitter.com/7ZdpDsN1SHSH

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@sovietvisuals @skwashd weeeee, photos of Spreepark which is a 5 minute walk away! it’s being dismantled now though, kind of sad

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@dantoml sounds like christmas to me tbh

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@PietSous YES. I had a South African navigating for me.. "turn left at the circle, right at the robot". so good

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@Simbera @Asher_Wolf yeah. similarly, as a non-EU citizen, I'm still protected by GDPR rules being a permanent resi… https://t.co/9DzuLVlklp

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@ratqueencartel it's up to the operators how they label the rows/seats. some do, some don't

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jesus Mitchelton-Scott (mostly van Vleuten & Spratt) cleaned up at the Giro Rosa. took home overall GC, points, AND… https://t.co/EbrLDgAjjx

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in South Africa, roundabouts are called circles and that’s the best thing ever

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@dantoml it’d be Luke’s Grill (also accepted: A Grill By Kirk)

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happy World Snake Day, pals. here’s an article with snake facts 4 u https://t.co/7MzFuL8rYm

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RT @debecca: Cancer does not go away when you finish treatment.

It lurks in the background of everything you do. Every health issue, every…

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@tealandpurple at least it’s not cruel, that’s good

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RT @julian0liver: For reasons pertaining to animal rights, I'm opposed to having octopi take away our bullshit jobs. But because we humans…

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@Dr_Tabor yeah long story short we didn’t end up in Croatia at all, so got another night in Budapest!

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@Emmelinecady I read that as “frank deserves a potato” and definitely agreed anyway

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@Emmelinecady it’s just “murder me” but with an offensively bad Polish accent. like if you say “nyet” but keep rolling with it

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@Emmelinecady for the number of times I say “murder me” (which Infound our today is zabij mnie in Polish) I don’t a… https://t.co/3OplMozrFu

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@Emmelinecady they called you jokes girl, little did they know you were callously serious

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@Emmelinecady that depends on how cool the others were, which I have high hopes but low expectations about

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@Emmelinecady if you talk during a neck ultrasound do you sound like a robot

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@collindonnell and will 16gb be enough for however long you keep the machine (2-3 years?)

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@averrer @robscurantist yeahs. at worst it's mildly annoying ("try an original joke, geez") but 99999% of the time it's never an issue

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@averrer honestly not sure, I've spent about 2 weeks in NZ in my whole life :<

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@averrer fwiw, kai also means food in Māori

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@Politepix I've had a Dutch nursery rhyme in my head for the whole last week, so

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related: why did my brain think of that?

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it's been a while since I've thought about the timeless classic: Christian Side Hug https://t.co/TD8fFwxfFU

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@berikv wow haven't thought about this for a while https://t.co/d3OvNlU5iS

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@Palleas @DDsD @janklausa OHHH I heard about this, it'll make great winter binging. but you should watch the youtube video

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@janklausa @Palleas sounds made up as I have never heard these words said to me

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@tealandpurple oh wow yeah. I remember being pumped when a friend say "they got scones, you gotta go" and, well, we aren't friends anymore

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You Suck at Cooking is 100000% the best youtube channel and there's a new episode about scones: https://t.co/PtahgM35ct

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*slaps roof of car*

this one rolls real good pic.twitter.com/HvjNpjD2uy

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@ratkins @ekurutepe it's not enforced in Java, is it? I thought it was the same as Swift - i.e. only usually in con… https://t.co/wXwRcq3EQY

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@ekurutepe @ratkins there was a proposal to require it: https://t.co/Bbi784UGrI (w/ mailing list discussion)

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I just tried to think of the Golden Girls theme song and could only come up with Home and Away. (I lose either way.)

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@skwashd what is this """"ringtone""" you speak of

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@DDsD @glengyron @pleasedontatme I'm just nervous they'll end up building on parkland instead of existing residenti… https://t.co/qcLiad22tc

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