@NicoleJGeorges "not on top? ok cool we'll make the base out of zucchini or cauliflower or whatever xox"
@amandalcormier I did that today but cherry tomatoes
@oh_pies probably gonna just make dinner instead
@oh_pies I’ve never wanted to be an editor more than now
wonder if this achievement will actually unlock or what pic.twitter.com/zLAsN1BYvA
@oh_pies actually fast and furious
@oh_pies “losing my libido: any hole’s a goal at this pointâ€
@ratkins might be a vague starting point: pic.twitter.com/f0cKy8ODeY
@ratkins saw some folks with some of them just a couple of days ago. Germans, even.
@Emmelinecady wow I’ve never felt more religious
@Emmelinecady “are you religious?†“I guess you could call me……..spiritualâ€
@ratkins I’m 10000% in for it, no question
on one hand, horrible drought. on the other hand I’ll be back in Berlin for something that almost sort of looks like summer weather \o/
@HanneyChris if only it were released in winter, when I didn’t want to go outside
@HanneyChris I uhhh lost like 5 hours to that game the other day
@dantoml @rodzajowo @emilyagras "numeronym"!
@janklausa if you look closely enough, you can see someone spending about an hour (only slightly exaggerating, hone… https://t.co/jZ8p5HeSGV
I just posted on insta (come follow me: notnotjosh), but it's worth posting here too I think. fun Paris stuff. hi: pic.twitter.com/u90GqGGyka
@tealandpurple I do it very sporadically and often only with a very small subset of people that I know extremely we… https://t.co/hM8r9eUSvd
@pjf luv too render templates client side :((
@tealandpurple oh wow, that's better than me. mostly I'm "haha fuck off, you obviously don't actually know me then"… https://t.co/scKzc2wWgq
@tealandpurple thx u me too. I was talking to a friend with broad "self worth" issues today and it's easy to give (… https://t.co/FqHL2tztDb
@tealandpurple took me several searches across several hours to find this. but here. 4 u. (not quite the same, I g… https://t.co/6OD9pF22Br
@appifanie @Emmelinecady necessity is the mother of all “fuck it I’ll just get it over with despite this bullshitâ€â€¦ https://t.co/3QSqwkNUUB
@ratkins “busted plugger†needs to be known internationally as the tragedy it is
@mazzacavazza @RachaelHasIdeas yups, "avocat" is both the fruit and the overpaid pedantic human thing in French
@christian_beer google translate on iOS
@janklausa @ashfurrow @ratkins same as a """""professional""" anything, tbh. "haha, pay employees overtime????? lolllllll"
some good machine translations of the menu at the sushi place tonight pic.twitter.com/rVu4aPFx6M
@janklausa @ashfurrow @ratkins guess that makes me fucking terrible at it, then. I just paid to have a heater servi… https://t.co/p8ZIsm2Ae7
@ashfurrow @ratkins wait why in the fuck would a tenant be paying that fee? that's a property owner expense, surely
@drfyzziks @jfpoole which is fine or whatever. but they’re saying “it won’t work on Mojave†seems like an actual lie?
@drfyzziks I don't get it? the deprecation isn't the removal, so it should still work?!
@jameshultgren extremely lol @ u(r internet)
@berikv haven't though of this in a while either: https://t.co/joQPZEH6YX
@ashfurrow “stop reading, there won’t be a pay off, just stop. stop now. oh no. nooooo.†— me
@tealandpurple get an NBN tattoo. straya.
@tealandpurple tbh it’s a reasonably significant reason I don’t wanna move back. which sounds sort of petty, but I… https://t.co/3DGxgh5kAW
@earthxsucks Vicki Chase sort of rhymes with Ricky Gervais, no deal.
@earthxsucks what do you suggest, yaek?
@janklausa would showerdick be so bad?
@janklausa you’re allowed to wear clothes when you make videos tho, it’s a new rule
@janklausa fwiw I did a video after and this is it ok pic.twitter.com/t5yU2bfS09
@janklausa yeah like “within the last few minutes†geez
@janklausa you know you can tweet about showers after you finish showering tho right?
finally, a park where us straights can go without oppression pic.twitter.com/jsHNjU0EDs
@janklausa I just laughed out loud at a shower head, so
@oh_pies same. remember when I said I had that free hotel in Doha and they tried to carry my bags? that was the day… https://t.co/Y9yYNULPin
I'm staying in a reasonably average hotel with amazing wifi. I'll take this over having bottled water a pillow menu… https://t.co/7JIAKgYuPn
@ratqueencartel чечевица!
@Emmelinecady this is a good list
sometimes reading the comments on YouTube results in finding incredible nuggets of gold pic.twitter.com/Ph6rfRAoo9
@tealandpurple "Australian culture by proxy" is basically my brand these days tbh
@tealandpurple if you do it, I will get a tattoo of your back being tattooed with a B & S ball. meta-Australian shit, u kno
@tealandpurple what would a tattoo of a B & S ball even look like, anyway?
@tealandpurple what, like a tattoo of the words "all intensive purposes"
@cliffordheath oof. Germany is on track for its record of most days over 30º, a lot of the north is drought stricken. probably fine.
that fuckin geotag seems like an omen tho pic.twitter.com/G541ZO0wq9
my pessimism about Dutch weather: a 35° day, 24° at 11pm, and I’m still carrying a hoodie around
@lazerwalker @janklausa have u tried crashing a plane into it
@janklausa bream otoh
@lazerwalker @janklausa did they at least get paid and have sufficient health insurance
@janklausa better than aluminium beams, what’s your point
@janklausa is this a reference to something
@whakkee @samuelgoodwin it’s supposed to get to 37° here today, which is staaaaarting to look like a summer day I recognise
@whakkee @samuelgoodwin I’m just chasing the reasonable weather :P
old home, new home snack mashup pic.twitter.com/SY4K8sQjfV
nevr 4get pic.twitter.com/IXSvFc73UB
@samuelgoodwin got a few hours in Amsterdam, then Rotterdam, Utrecht tomoz
ahh, the Netherlands, where 1 and 2 cent coins aren’t gonna weigh me down
@qikipedia there’s a train that goes there, so you can actually buy a “one way ticket to hellâ€
RT @julian0liver: ~700M people (more than 2x US pop) are expected to be displaced by land degradation if we continue "business as usual". 5…
@Palleas @Zonzonnette_ happy birthday! also, rad cake!
@Emmelinecady if you were stuck on a desert island with a million dollars
a lotta pubg tote bags out and about tonight
@oh_pies I can’t even read it in a tweet without adding an i, thanks
@RachaelHasIdeas oh no. you should have deferred.
@justMaku goaty
@RachaelHasIdeas NO
the fact that “bird word nerd†all rhymes isn’t a good look for English as a language
@Emmelinecady @janklausa honestly you wouldn’t tho because students and education and stuff imo
@janklausa @Emmelinecady this guy gets it
@Emmelinecady call in sick every single Wednesday imo
@Emmelinecady nerd
@Emmelinecady I thought that said lunch packing nerds
@oh_pies same
@tealandpurple wow I did not read "shift" in the thumbnail
RT @debecca: I'm finding this much funnier than I should... https://t.co/5KYEeDMhpU
@janklausa @Emmelinecady yes pls. also https://t.co/k3ufumChvg is invited too
@janklausa @Emmelinecady same
@daleharvey I use @cloudapp these days, does an ok job. I'm sure there's an OSS equivalent if you want to self-host
@ashfurrow (and using them to automatically map to snapshot tests, CI)
@ashfurrow I wish for storybooks so much :(
@lazerwalker @janklausa I swear me and @janklausa did the maths on this and it wasn't far off basically the same on… https://t.co/lBVR3owpZC
@lazerwalker @ekurutepe if it's a business expense (I assume it is?), and you're a business (and/or freelance) then yeah defs
@RandiBop no but. it's summer :( for once. pls.
@ekurutepe @lazerwalker and/or claim the VAT back. and I guess you have to buy it tax-free in the US in one of ~tho… https://t.co/COeuPQbeea
@RandiBop NO RAIN
ONLY WARM
@earthxsucks truly living the brie-m
@ratqueencartel you'd need it for just about any civil service - even for a bank account. it's not a special thing… https://t.co/vwpg94iAzK
@ratqueencartel you need a fixed address in order to register, that's kinda the point. if you're not fixed, then yo… https://t.co/aWDNPAykZk
@ratqueencartel got a letter from your landlord?
@ratqueencartel lol, Charleroi
@meghafon where’s yr preferred forest for cycling? I gotta mix it up a bit, input welcome!
“I’ve got cave butt@oh_pies@oh_pies
@HanneyChris HELL YES
@HanneyChris A NEW RELEASE????
@a2 christ
@mrgan shashavaglava!
@Emmelinecady SEVENTEEN DAYS not just like a day or two late because <good reason> waHT
@_writehanded_ valid
@_writehanded_ that's the venom sac
@_writehanded_ ðŸœ/🕷
@ratkins @lukas_kollmer @regexident #define oi try
#define fuckin catch
@nzJayZee I wouldn't have been around yet then
« Les carottes sont-elles cuites ? Non pic.twitter.com/blSoNMtWmVNMtWmV
@Palleas still a cancer forever :(
this is how it looks in my calendar pic.twitter.com/PbHGoHv1Dv
(mildly related: it’s my anniversary marking the end of my cancer treatment! 🎉)
honestly, the adults have always been the ones that cause most of the problems in this discussion. I’ve known so ma… https://t.co/3GtIExwrbo
It’s Easier Than You Think https://t.co/40kJLcRhDN https://t.co/lBAk6oEN04
@janklausa @cocoaheads_BER questionable
@a2 it’s ok you get a shoutout in literally my first slide
@janklausa @cocoaheads_BER prove it
who’s a@cocoaheads_BERER tonight?
@oh_pies oh yeah, it's @rh_neukoelln
@_writehanded_ it was a lot more cis/hetero for a long time. what does "(un)protected" look like as an icon with an… https://t.co/O1CdWlGDXz
@amandalcormier @lindakinstler me and a friend put Enya on two phones at once and swirled them around our heads and… https://t.co/Wpihd1jd4Q
@_writehanded_ """""""""""jandals""""
@janklausa wow I was halfway through @-ing because YOU KNOW BETTER god
@Emmelinecady @oh_pies !!!!!!!!!!!
@DriveNow_DE any idea why, after years of using it, suddenly the app tells me I’m not approved yetpic.twitter.com/7ZdpDsN1SHSH
@sovietvisuals @skwashd weeeee, photos of Spreepark which is a 5 minute walk away! it’s being dismantled now though, kind of sad
@dantoml sounds like christmas to me tbh
@ratkins what the fuck
@PietSous YES. I had a South African navigating for me.. "turn left at the circle, right at the robot". so good
@earthxsucks just like, MUJI in general tho
@earthxsucks lolllllllll
@Simbera @Asher_Wolf yeah. similarly, as a non-EU citizen, I'm still protected by GDPR rules being a permanent resi… https://t.co/9DzuLVlklp
@ratqueencartel it's up to the operators how they label the rows/seats. some do, some don't
rationality is hard. brains are idiots. pic.twitter.com/E1NCqc6I3k
jesus Mitchelton-Scott (mostly van Vleuten & Spratt) cleaned up at the Giro Rosa. took home overall GC, points, AND… https://t.co/EbrLDgAjjx
in South Africa, roundabouts are called circles and that’s the best thing ever
@dantoml it’d be Luke’s Grill (also accepted: A Grill By Kirk)
happy World Snake Day, pals. here’s an article with snake facts 4 u https://t.co/7MzFuL8rYm
RT @debecca: Cancer does not go away when you finish treatment.
It lurks in the background of everything you do. Every health issue, every…
@tealandpurple at least it’s not cruel, that’s good
RT @julian0liver: For reasons pertaining to animal rights, I'm opposed to having octopi take away our bullshit jobs. But because we humans…
@Dr_Tabor yeah long story short we didn’t end up in Croatia at all, so got another night in Budapest!
@Emmelinecady I read that as “frank deserves a potato†and definitely agreed anyway
@janklausa u look excited thx u
@janklausa prove it
@Emmelinecady it’s just “murder me†but with an offensively bad Polish accent. like if you say “nyet†but keep rolling with it
@Emmelinecady for the number of times I say “murder me†(which Infound our today is zabij mnie in Polish) I don’t a… https://t.co/3OplMozrFu
@Emmelinecady they called you jokes girl, little did they know you were callously serious
@Emmelinecady that depends on how cool the others were, which I have high hopes but low expectations about
@Emmelinecady if you talk during a neck ultrasound do you sound like a robot
@tealandpurple wow, amazing
@tealandpurple is that a jaffle done in a waffle iron???
@leafwork so am I
@collindonnell and will 16gb be enough for however long you keep the machine (2-3 years?)
@ratqueencartel not even chocomel? fuuu
@jordanpattern what the fuck is happening
@leafwork 🤙🤙
@averrer @robscurantist yeahs. at worst it's mildly annoying ("try an original joke, geez") but 99999% of the time it's never an issue
@averrer kai is lovely :)
@averrer honestly not sure, I've spent about 2 weeks in NZ in my whole life :<
@averrer fwiw, kai also means food in MÄori
@Politepix I've had a Dutch nursery rhyme in my head for the whole last week, so
related: why did my brain think of that?
it's been a while since I've thought about the timeless classic: Christian Side Hug https://t.co/TD8fFwxfFU
@nzJayZee oh I thought it was gonna be this https://t.co/ioE7QtMAsh
@berikv wow haven't thought about this for a while https://t.co/d3OvNlU5iS
@Palleas @DDsD @janklausa OHHH I heard about this, it'll make great winter binging. but you should watch the youtube video
@janklausa thx u I appreciate it
@Palleas what the fuck is Nailed It
@tealandpurple oh wow yeah. I remember being pumped when a friend say "they got scones, you gotta go" and, well, we aren't friends anymore
You Suck at Cooking is 100000% the best youtube channel and there's a new episode about scones: https://t.co/PtahgM35ct
*slaps roof of car*
this one rolls real good pic.twitter.com/HvjNpjD2uy
@peralmq @londonlass666 AMAZING
@acht haha, jesus christ
@ratkins @ekurutepe it's not enforced in Java, is it? I thought it was the same as Swift - i.e. only usually in con… https://t.co/wXwRcq3EQY
@ashfurrow ha! yours?
@ekurutepe @ratkins there was a proposal to require it: https://t.co/Bbi784UGrI (w/ mailing list discussion)
I just tried to think of the Golden Girls theme song and could only come up with Home and Away. (I lose either way.)
@skwashd what is this """"ringtone""" you speak of
@sharimarii short for: professional digal
@oh_pies I better start studying up
@DDsD @glengyron @pleasedontatme I'm just nervous they'll end up building on parkland instead of existing residenti… https://t.co/qcLiad22tc