The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2013

@colincornaby . times like these I miss having a retail box. no ambiguity there

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to colincornaby from SeaTac, WA

and once again, @crashplan saves me. automatically versioned backups <3

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@silpeen @tekerson it's not .NET, it's nothing to worry about

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@thegoodandrew only 3? that's barely "like" status, not "love"

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@sleepysheepie see the bottom of https://t.co/jzdVJpNUct - maybe the /ncr will work?

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@dwyer_jason cute, you finally get rotation animations ;)

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the last two times I've been here downtown, someone has chained a shopping trolley to the bike rack. weird.

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@veganza SUPREME MASTER RENÉE

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how does Xcode decide which of the ambiguous identities to sign with? and can I get that somehow myself derived from CODE_SIGN_IDENTITY?

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@SaraMG "fuck you, I'm the pope, I'll do what I want"

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@SaraMG even from day 1 he seemed pretty on point. Catholicism can still eat a huge bag, but "he's not a cunt" is actually refreshing

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as far as popes go, this guy's not so bad

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@mattheworbit oh I just mean "marriage" vs "civil union". it'd suck if, say, NZ or Canada wouldn't recognise our legal version of "marriage"

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@mattheworbit yeah. sadly it wouldn't work internationally anyway, I think? i.e. other countries won't see you as "married"?

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why? why did I do that? WHY did I read the comments?

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@mattheworbit honestly, I'd prefer civil union to be "the" thing. keep marriage as an optional (but legally pointless) religious ceremony

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@mattheworbit he was saying "civil union is enough!" but I showed him how that was wrong. he saw my point. wish more people would!

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@mattheworbit yep. my dad once said "it's a waste of time debating it". I agreed with him emphatically! told him "just approve the law!"

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@mattheworbit it's such a fundamental thing that I just want it passed in as law so we can move the fuck on with things worth debating

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@mattheworbit yeah. I sincerely thought it'd be a major thing this election (as it wasn't last time). I'd even vote Labor if they backed it

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@mattheworbit it is. it's embarrassing. (it's also inevitable, but that doesn't help _now_). what can we realistically do?

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@mattheworbit it's a small consolation, but I care too. I refuse to marry (or even reside there, really) until everyone can.

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@caitlinstasey are you pressing the blue button in the middle at the bottom?

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@caitlinstasey what you do is add really rad dudes like "notnotjosh" and like things. duuh.

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huh, snapchat won't have to rely on hacks for screenshot notifications as on beta4. nice for the rest of us, too

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@VeganCyclist I got to look at a mountain from a distance a couple of weeks ago.. https://t.co/1Gf6jRQfyu

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@VeganCyclist totally. it was always a "huh, it's 3pm and I feel like a climb" ride. I miss that :) how long you over?

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@getsconed hmm well. I *am* on my last pancake. sounds like a plan.

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@getsconed dang. I couldn't find any at PSU yesterday. might have the trek out!

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@getsconed ahh. did you happen to spy any fresh mint?

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@Emmelinecady I am trapped, there is a creature on my shoulder

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@Emmelinecady better do nz soon before it floats away

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@Emmelinecady you'll be 'wall to wall, floor to ceiling!' and they'll be 'your head's gone vertical, your bed's gone vertical' 'literally!'

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welp, there goes a punnet and a half of strawberries and a whooole bunch of chocolate. berry season is amazing.

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@Emmelinecady yeah, the new tenant is mad weird. what's with her?

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@colincornaby it's pretty sad. he'd do much better not biting at trolls dangling carrots. drop off twitter, focus on your own things :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to colincornaby from Portland, OR

@Emmelinecady "she just left one day and never came back. I guess she finally snapped."

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@michaeltwofish are you supposed to? so many rules! I've never tipped anyone on a train :(

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@rblimey well that's better than your usual state of only being a loser

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@veganza I'll read it when I leave then :P

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@veganza me too. a lot. it's mostly fine, but when it's fucked, they take it to the extreme

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@michaeltwofish don't worry, I'm sure someone can sort you with some roofies

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@veganza ahhh! wanna swap? it's nice and all, but I don't get all thaaaat excited by Portland being as vegan as it is. tons of places are

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@michaeltwofish you should have ridden Greyhound. got the true US American experience

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@veganza haha I'm in Portland, OR, USA. Mum used to be in Crescent Head but. Nan in Grafton. northern NSW beaches are my favourite though

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@veganza wait! where are you now?!

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@veganza oh, Queensland. you're never safe!

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@veganza there are stations without adverts. I recommend them much more.

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@jordanpattern you heading out to Out to Pasture tomorrow?

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@VelodyneAudio cool. I sent the .doc back to service@, waiting on the RMA number now. thanks!

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@vikb I got a shipment including some of those woolies vegan kingstons yesterday, so I'll stick to them :D!

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@vikb maybe it's a timezone thing!

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@wtabs yeah not if you're at a public schoololol

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@wtabs "I'm so awesome my school gave me a full scholarship. didn't pay a cent. you poser fucks."

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@futurecat I lived in Vancouver, then I was in NL, now I'm in Portland. BUT I'm Australian

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@futurecat pfff, I want AUD :) let me know when you can afford some

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uh oh. my AppleCare has officially expired. how long until implosion?

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@pjf oh, didn't realise there were so many. a talk on depression at was what I had in mind :)

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@pjf hey, will your talk be posted online anywhere?

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@VelodyneAudio hey, for an RMA of my vPulse I need to add the serial number. where can I find that? no numbers on headphones or cable..

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CastIrony Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah pic.twitter.com/S1CvPrPK2x

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@silpeen use ambiguous characters: l/I/1, O/0. complain a lot when they mess up.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to silpeen from Portland, OR

@silpeen if only there were a viable alternative!

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@paprikapapaya well there's a spare bedroom here if you find someone headed this way :P

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@paprikapapaya it mostly just means there's a bunch more poo to clean

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@paprikapapaya still makes me sad. he had an uphill battle from day one

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@ratkins @samuelgoodwin for sure. there are no right answers :) same for universal apps sharing views across storyboards :(

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@paprikapapaya I have like 400 kittens here if you want to share some caretaking duties

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@paprikapapaya lookin' after number-one is top priority for always, yo

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@paprikapapaya go find a ton of flat rocks and skim 'em along a lake tomorrow. seems like a Charlie Brown way of dealing with things :D!

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@ratkins so there are all kinds of weird edge cases for simulator vs device, xc4 vs xc5, ios6 vs ios7. waiting for next beta..

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@ratkins really, the biggest gripe is the crossover: running on iOS7 from XC4 is different than XC5 (and scarily, same story with iOS6)

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@ratkins it's not really worth it. there's already wayyyyYyyy too much overlap in the view style

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@oh_pies @Emmelinecady blue skies, high 20s/low 30s erryday, chocolate shakes. do it!

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my neighbour has Alanis Morissette on loop. working from home sucks a lot sometimes.

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supporting iOS6 with iOS7 at once (and XC4 with XC5) is proving quite a hassle

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@michaeltwofish you're harder pressed finding a decent coffee from what I've heard, too. there's a tea store about two blocks from mine

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaeltwofish from Portland, OR

@SteveRiggins yep. it's getting plenty fucking old now.

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@petsound they didn't stand a chance, honestly :) I was more than happy to take it as far as they needed

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\o/ insurance company admitted driver fault when they hit me on my bike.

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@jordanpattern you rolling out to PIR tonight?

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@michaeltwofish where abouts are you? and my Twitter isn't posting notifications - your iMessage working here?

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has anyone got iOS7 migration docs locally?

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@seymourLlama (I haven't seen it in the US, but I have in Canada and Australia..not sure what that means though)

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@cfsmtbation will be sponsored by Knog and they'll all have little blinky lights

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@taylorphinney half expected him to no-hands wheelie his way up to the podium..

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I'm super impressed by the projection mappings at this ceremony

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@osobinka they do, but they mostly have them for each section - see @BBC for the lists

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@micheletitolo it's also Tour de France arrival day, so expect mild chaos :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to micheletitolo from Portland, OR

@_hotsauce what's that got to do with anything?

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@paprikapapaya I'm not even down for a bike ride today. whaaaaat gives!

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@paprikapapaya is that how it works? because that's now how I've experienced it, haha

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I'm a woman, man. go climb the clock

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@zaftigvegan I've mooooostly gotten around that by really not using fb at all in the last six months. though I stopped for other reasons

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@zaftigvegan I keep mine wiiiiide open and follow the 'don't post anything I wouldn't want public', because I don't trust their security

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@pat this is barely a new attitude for the ALP. and I felt the Greens crept slightly toward that direction last election :(

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@gilfer there has to be kittens involved

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@rblimey pretty sure that's more than I even own

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@efcliz this is really all I think of when anyone mentions "Steve Waugh" these days: http://t.co/BwfwiPn8wf

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@efcliz hhahha, wonder if I can find a video

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@efcliz nah, yesterday morning was a complete write-off for me. how was it?

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@efcliz haha if I can, I've never seen it. I kinda miss how awesome/bad the Aussie commentators are. Mark Taylor is hilariously terrible

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@efcliz watching online. I don't have a TV, and don't think there's a broadcast here (US) anyway

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@efcliz (last I heard, his missus is vegan, but he still snacks on fish etc? could be wrong)

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@efcliz it's great he became vegetarian later in life so that he had the foundation though!

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@jordanpattern hahahah here's a video of the picture you sent: http://t.co/3XGV4Bp6YY

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@ratkins you're only stoked because there's an ocean between us ;)

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@Ghentleman weird! try searching for it instead. App Store ololol suxxx

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ghentleman from Portland, OR

give or take a few hours for timezones, but 12 years ago today I finished treatment for cancer. pretty stoked to be alive!

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@amieteacake whoa rad! happy day-older-than-yesterday day for tomorrow! mine was on Tuesday

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@amieteacake get them to send it to a post office near your work?

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@ZuckerBaby I voted Democrats last election. Greens have always irked me :(

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@ZuckerBaby hard to think of any party too deserving atm

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@flickiter I've lost count and still I have a headache. I don't think peanut butter toast is the answer :(

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@stephbelding whoa! that's great! and scary no doubt :)

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@stephbelding fun! things (generally) under control over there? probably a stupid question if you're getting scans

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@pjf @BoltBus bummer. it's worked any time I've been on there :(

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