The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 2017

@leeeham mate we might be across the globe, but errybody’s in the house of love

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to leeeham from Gordon, Canberra

@leeeham you wouldn’t say that if you’d just let the light of love shine frooOOOOooOo

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@leeeham OR SHOULD I SAY: alright, alright. everything’s gonna be alright

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@leeeham yooo it’s time for a third. let’s see how deep this goes

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@leeeham hahah. how long have ya been sitting on that?

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why aren’t East 17 doing a reunion tour this year called East 2017?????

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@_writehanded_ hahah. I’m only here until Saturday, so probably no way it’ll arrive. BUT it gives me more reason to… https://t.co/1h27eed345

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@_writehanded_ what on earth are those at the top?! they look fancy as hell

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@_writehanded_ something something hobbit witchcraft something

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@ashfurrow I’m 10 days deep today, and had a “hmmm, maybe this has life beyond holidays” moment today. TIME WILL TELL.

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everywourd joukes

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@_writehanded_ that night on news: “customs today intercepted a package with an estimated street value for $30”

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@_writehanded_ right in front of the customs officials, sniffer dog losing its shit

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@_writehanded_ I’m legitimately trying to work out the best place to find a cheap suitcase so I can stock up and ta… https://t.co/p7ondogGwD

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@_writehanded_ emphasis on huge aka GOD STOP WRITING SO MUCH why are there so many words

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@aprilwensel I miss living on the west coast. this used to be my home for a while: https://t.co/N7VKLTODVs

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I love this glitch on the ACT government site: pic.twitter.com/EMhTcMQv5t

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@_writehanded_ I am out of Whittaker’s. what’s even the point now?

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@osobinka hahah. I’ve tried lots of doctors in lots of countries over lots of years :P

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@naomimaria just a boring persistent headache. never had a migraine at all, thankfully!

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@irldexter the general sentiment is “cancer isn’t the worst health issue I’ve had in my life”

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@jfpoole yeah nah it’s bullshit. but we’ve all got bullshit we deal with

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@ericaavey I dunno how much it “resets” the progress tho, so if you wanted to go full no-poo, I think you just gotta suffer through

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@ericaavey not if you rinse it, nah. my ex used to do ACV. (vs me, I don’t use any). neither smells anything than just…hair

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@whakkee (the men’s competition, at least)

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@whakkee WELL, it *is* being played in Breda so I suppose so yes :P

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@ZazzyV “I’d love it if I could just eat a pill to get my nourishment”

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@whakkee maybe they’ll come close to Australia at next year’s champion’s trophy ;)

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I just counted: I’ve had a headache for 5281 consecutive days now.

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I bought bluetooth headphones last week. this week my audio player supports device switching *much* better. COINCIDENCE?

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@dotarray I’m mostly just shocked you can buy them at all anymore

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dotarray from Monash, Canberra

@dotarray I never take the “night” pills, and never have a problem sleeping. probably because I can breathe, so it’s easier than sniffling?

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@earthxsucks https://t.co/2KNP4cpIOY usually has pretty much every sport if you’re keen to click ads away

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@craigwinslow “guys, can you keep it down over there?!”

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@craigwinslow I often wondered how that was resolved. here we are then. everything as normal, then…ugh

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@earthxsucks prennis to prennis

4 ur health

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@ericaavey you should have joined Clue sooner. I was a gift.

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@finicalgal I’ve been called one of those things significantly more than the other

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doing an Apple retail store survey, and one of the questions is:

“Ability to make a genuine connection with you (1-5)“

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@finicalgal (fyi: smashed avo for breakfast today. I am doomed. OR I am investing heavily in this plan.)

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@_writehanded_ *furiously googles sugar overdose, long term effects*

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Monash, Canberra

@finicalgal I’ll build my own damn home made of avo peels

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@dimsimkitty they’re just a waste of time/energy/money in Germany, so I gotta make the mosttttt

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it’s a two-avocado-for-lunch kind of day

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@luckycatmiau still so weird seeing hat every time you post a screenshot

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@_writehanded_ UNFORTUNATELY due to jetlag and sleeping arrangements, I am conscious. leave me to die in my regretful bliss please.

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@dotarray SAME. but also not, because that’s what eventually made me give up on KoL

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@dotarray it’s so so so good. I had V.IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO and instead spent a whole day of my life playing it. eventually I ate food.

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@oh_pies what the fuck? can you complain to a manager? fuck that guy, sounds like he was 100000% scamming

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@_writehanded_ gonna go to the shops and sort out some of the peppermint cream stuff now. living the antipodean dream.

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@_writehanded_ these little Whitaker’s peanut slab things are climbing up the list for me

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@HanneyChris it’s fucking rad that you have a demo setup at gamescon! you dudes are killing it

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@HanneyChris not like anybody else wants to! or, wait, everybody else wants to so you wouldn’t even be able to play… https://t.co/9LnYDgkzY4

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Grafton, New South Wales

@irldexter oh! yes :) I’ve been meaning to put in an order

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@colincornaby yeah, an organisation existed in a different form, no question. part 3 of the doco gives a good rundo… https://t.co/RNSmfF6jMJ

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@MsRachyDoodle I do get to meet with contractors and real estate agents, though. if that helps paint a better picture of my idea of fun.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Crescent Head, New South Wales

@MsRachyDoodle a bit in Canberra yeah. I’m up the coast with Nan at the moment, so that’s super good too. but that’s about it :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Crescent Head, New South Wales

@MsRachyDoodle “holidays” quote unquote, aka dealing with a bunch of paperwork and legalities that are long overdue. and avocado.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Crescent Head, New South Wales

“it’s time to put this nightmare to bed” — Red Ranger, 2017

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notjosh from Crescent Head, New South Wales

@Gernot it’ll probably be fine. I’ve got a flight in 2 weeks with them

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Gernot from Crescent Head, New South Wales

jetlag is a bummer, but I’m catching up on so much Power Rangers because it’s almost literally the only thing on

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@ratkins relevant to my interests. I still use Skype, but would love an alternative

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@janklausa when everything is a solid 9.9999, there not much difference between best and good (I dunno whatever, I’… https://t.co/Tj5DKVsXtg

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@janklausa honestly “pretty much anywhere” will have good avo, good coffee, bad haircuts

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@janklausa if it needs to be dressed up that much, it’s missing the point of smashed avo

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@janklausa “it’s all p.bad” is my only takeaway

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wow, Home and Away is still the most perfect TV show

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Crescent Head, New South Wales

@whakkee @ratkins I’m actually on my way to the beach just now, hehe https://t.co/LITsWXPSwj

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Grafton, New South Wales

@_writehanded_ heck yes! I’m two days deep into this hemisphere and already two avocados down

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to _writehanded_ from Grafton, New South Wales

@ratkins pretty much. bloke was whinging “bit of wind around today” as he’s wearing a tshirt

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@ashfurrow unless the RAM had programmable LEDs or a smoke machine, I don’t care

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@finicalgal dry heat is the best heat though!! that’s the heat I miss most

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to finicalgal from Grafton, New South Wales

@finicalgal I remember winters in Port Hedland being so niceeee. why can’t it just be warm everywhere?

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winter in Queensland isn’t very wintery

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@_writehanded_ hahah. “I’ll see myself out. sorry.”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to _writehanded_ from Mascot, Sydney

@ZuckerBaby yeah if it comes on, I’ll move to another area. there’s 0% to debate unless you’re honest about “we wil… https://t.co/79agKUhFWA

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@_writehanded_ usually if it’s the little Twitter ~didididoo~ noise I’m not so worried. everything else is nopenoPENOPEPNNOPE

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@ZuckerBaby OH NO. Sky news is about to do a “same sex marriage debate” or some shit hhahahaHAHAHAH FUCK NESTAWFNT… https://t.co/MTfVJjm78H

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@ZuckerBaby yeahhhhhhhh it’s becoming fairly stark of late? not sure if I’m noticing it more or it’s getting worse.… https://t.co/dy8U4Mj5K3

via Tweetbot for Mac from Mascot, Sydney

@_writehanded_ “oh nooo someone messaged me again” — me

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to _writehanded_ from Mascot, Sydney

@ZuckerBaby speaking of maniacal laughter: ALL THE ADS for the plebiscite??????? JUST PASS THE FUCKING LAW ALREADY FUCK

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Mascot, Sydney

@ZuckerBaby hhhahahahhahahahahaha haH AHA HAHAHAH AHAH HOW????? Australia is so…weird.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ZuckerBaby from Mascot, Sydney

@ZuckerBaby I need real food after too much time on a plane. I’m at: a glass of water, and vegemite toast without butter. THE DREAM.

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@ZuckerBaby I’m not sticking around :[ instead I get to stare at the lack of options at the Qantas lounge. it’s lik… https://t.co/xb55HcTmLQ

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@ZuckerBaby and jesus fuck the news headlines are all “!!!! TERRORISM IN SPAIN !!!!” and just fuck offffffffffffffff

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@ZuckerBaby god fuck I wish I were more stoked to be here. I’m back in the world of “oh yeah, that has milk solids”, lols

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sure is winter in Sydney. (ps hello Sydney)

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@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton ah, I found the episode I saw streamable: https://t.co/pQqFouhrgn (skip to around 14-15mins in)

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@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton they’re working on splicing genes so other varieties look ripe similarly to the cavendish

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dimsimkitty from United Arab Emirates

@veganinbrighton (how other varieties taste good when they’re green or dark..but we’re so conditioned to think that means under/overripe)

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@veganinbrighton the whole situation is super interesting re: the potential end of the cavendish banana though

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@veganinbrighton hahah wow. I’m a solid 13. so sweet and perfect.

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@janklausa @Palleas yes, the lifelike accurate documentary about Google phones

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@janklausa @Palleas that’s definitely photoshopped in so many ways

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@janklausa @Palleas do “PLANES” fly to “VANCOUVER” though?????

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@colincornaby been stable enough. it lost my move activity streak though. it’s just sloooow and unresponsive as hel… https://t.co/7El4iSuLDO

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@naomimaria that’s super cool!

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@scioscialist we had a chat about music and cancer when I last saw them a few months back. was pretty cool tbh.

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@scioscialist wore a Shellac shirt yesterday, KWC today. coiNCIDENCE?

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@janklausa @a2 BUT what if shorts wore pants?? would it wear them like this or this

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@janklausa @a2 if a lawyer’s lawyer wore pants would it be like this or this

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@janklausa @a2 I have a lawyer for that. unless you want to be my lawyer? (and even then, she can’t go there without me)

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@a2 (and today I get an email that my permanent residency application has been approved. but OF COURSE the appointm… https://t.co/PcDRphn5Td

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@oh_pies I’ll do a lap at the supermarket and see what I can scout then!

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@ZuckerBaby @oh_pies they’re only reeaaaally around at xmas tho :( dunno where to find them this time of year

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@oh_pies prrooobably can’t do spread because I’ll only have carry-on. I’m all about these re: choc/hazelnut tho https://t.co/IuTfWrSmHg

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@oh_pies is there anything you want from Germany? not sure exactly how I get it to you but I’m passing thru Sydney on Sunday ettttcccc

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@Emmelinecady @oh_pies buy another ticket, just for the shrimp. click its lil seatbelt in and everything

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@Emmelinecady @oh_pies “any luggage to check?”
*looks at shrimp* “ummm”

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@christian_beer @ratkins yeah anything with DEET will probably do the job alright

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@aprilwensel the last couple of times I’ve visited have been a mix of condescension and “huh, shoot, no idea” to re… https://t.co/O4rY9yGPQ2

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@leesasleep ha :) {product} is very {adjective}, I give it a {rating} out of 5 pic.twitter.com/t7Y9h91AMi

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@a2 ahhhh. yeah, literally the only time I’ve ever shown anyone my degree was to the German government, ha :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to a2 from City Centre, Berlin

@a2 yeah, PR shortcut is 95% the benefit of having a Blue Card. but the Ausländerbehörde is a black hole of “brb, 3-6 months”. frustrating.

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@a2 permanent residency annnnny day now

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@a2 @ashfurrow yar. hopefully not for much longer, either

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@a2 @ashfurrow (to be fair, all the actual cool kids have EU citizenship)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from City Centre, Berlin

@a2 @ashfurrow oh huh. all the cool kids have a Blue Card tho. SO. (???)

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@a2 @ashfurrow wait you have a visa page? what visa are you on?

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@a2 @ashfurrow (not that they ask. usually I get a blank stare, and occasionally a shrug. v.rare for them to actually speak words at all)

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@a2 @ashfurrow yeah I 1000000% live/reside/work/exist in Germany

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@ashfurrow it’s a resident visa/residence permit though, yeah?

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@maxhasadhd feels super good to me. having a physical joystick on a game like this is a huge difference.

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@maxhasadhd I’ve spent half an hour on it today. super fun!

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@TCHOchocolate ha, looking at the photo here: https://t.co/p72Un9KlWJ - 3kg is not 4.4lbs. which is true?

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@Dr_Tabor hey I took a photo of that a couple of days ago too. gross.

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@Casper will the Wave make it abroad any time soon? (specifically in my case: Germany)

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@ratkins @ashfurrow tbh buy travel insurance with bankruptcy cover and you’re probably just fine

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