beta software: pic.twitter.com/SqYl2CLLnt
@ratkins so Deep.
@apatt a+ good <3 (xoxo)
@leeeham mate we might be across the globe, but errybody’s in the house of love
@leeeham you wouldn’t say that if you’d just let the light of love shine frooOOOOooOo
@leeeham OR SHOULD I SAY: alright, alright. everything’s gonna be alright
@leeeham yooo it’s time for a third. let’s see how deep this goes
@leeeham hahah. how long have ya been sitting on that?
why aren’t East 17 doing a reunion tour this year called East 2017?????
@BrittA2211 oh :(
@BrittA2211 wait are you in Canberra?!
@veganinbrighton I saw you fly over!!
@_writehanded_ hahah. I’m only here until Saturday, so probably no way it’ll arrive. BUT it gives me more reason to… https://t.co/1h27eed345
@_writehanded_ never seen them before. and mad about that fact.
@_writehanded_ what on earth are those at the top?! they look fancy as hell
@_writehanded_ something something hobbit witchcraft something
@_writehanded_ howwwwwwwwwww are they so good?
@janklausa <333333333333333333333333333 u
@ashfurrow I’m 10 days deep today, and had a “hmmm, maybe this has life beyond holidays†moment today. TIME WILL TELL.
@janklausa but is the game amazing
@dotarray you viiiiive turkey
@janklausa ANNND?
@janklausa hi sorry hi https://t.co/OuCkaPp7zh
@ZuckerBaby scrofuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :D
everywourd joukes
@_writehanded_ the situation has improved pic.twitter.com/BcsqEsMjxC
@Emmelinecady bye c u
@Emmelinecady preparing for jet lag, nice
@_writehanded_ that night on news: “customs today intercepted a package with an estimated street value for $30â€
@_writehanded_ right in front of the customs officials, sniffer dog losing its shit
@_writehanded_ I’m legitimately trying to work out the best place to find a cheap suitcase so I can stock up and ta… https://t.co/p7ondogGwD
@_writehanded_ yes! let’s get noodles some day.
@_writehanded_ emphasis on huge aka GOD STOP WRITING SO MUCH why are there so many words
@aprilwensel I miss living on the west coast. this used to be my home for a while: https://t.co/N7VKLTODVs
I love this glitch on the ACT government site: pic.twitter.com/EMhTcMQv5t
@_writehanded_ I am out of Whittaker’s. what’s even the point now?
@osobinka hahah. I’ve tried lots of doctors in lots of countries over lots of years :P
@osobinka my thoughts exactly
@Emmelinecady your reaction to most of my tweets
@naomimaria 🤞
@naomimaria just a boring persistent headache. never had a migraine at all, thankfully!
@irldexter the general sentiment is “cancer isn’t the worst health issue I’ve had in my lifeâ€
@jfpoole yeah nah it’s bullshit. but we’ve all got bullshit we deal with
@ericaavey I dunno how much it “resets†the progress tho, so if you wanted to go full no-poo, I think you just gotta suffer through
@jfpoole Cool Body Stuffâ„¢
@ericaavey not if you rinse it, nah. my ex used to do ACV. (vs me, I don’t use any). neither smells anything than just…hair
@ericaavey are you doing ACV + bicarb? or nah?
@whakkee (the men’s competition, at least)
@whakkee WELL, it *is* being played in Breda so I suppose so yes :P
@ZazzyV “I’d love it if I could just eat a pill to get my nourishmentâ€
@whakkee maybe they’ll come close to Australia at next year’s champion’s trophy ;)
I just counted: I’ve had a headache for 5281 consecutive days now.
I bought bluetooth headphones last week. this week my audio player supports device switching *much* better. COINCIDENCE?
@dotarray I’m mostly just shocked you can buy them at all anymore
@dotarray I never take the “night†pills, and never have a problem sleeping. probably because I can breathe, so it’s easier than sniffling?
@carltonkirby groan
@earthxsucks https://t.co/2KNP4cpIOY usually has pretty much every sport if you’re keen to click ads away
@craigwinslow “guys, can you keep it down over there?!â€
@craigwinslow I often wondered how that was resolved. here we are then. everything as normal, then…ugh
@earthxsucks prennis to prennis
4 ur health
@ericaavey you should have joined Clue sooner. I was a gift.
@finicalgal I’ve been called one of those things significantly more than the other
doing an Apple retail store survey, and one of the questions is:
“Ability to make a genuine connection with you (1-5)“
@finicalgal (fyi: smashed avo for breakfast today. I am doomed. OR I am investing heavily in this plan.)
I wrote a haiku about my life: pic.twitter.com/nEi8prVNKe
@_writehanded_ *furiously googles sugar overdose, long term effects*
@_writehanded_ THE SUGAR COMA CONTINUES
@finicalgal I’ll build my own damn home made of avo peels
@dimsimkitty they’re just a waste of time/energy/money in Germany, so I gotta make the mosttttt
it’s a two-avocado-for-lunch kind of day
@earthxsucks c/- the bill
@earthxsucks put “straya†on the label
@garbage_bagel @millenomi just saw it m8
@earthxsucks honestly
@earthxsucks WHAT is that fb avatar
@CyclingAus @billshortenmp @TimWattsMP @SunsetVelodrome @AusCycle @footscraycc fuggin nice! shoulda had Nicole Kidman open it though
@luckycatmiau that*
@luckycatmiau still so weird seeing hat every time you post a screenshot
@CyclingAus @billshortenmp @TimWattsMP @SunsetVelodrome @AusCycle @footscraycc with a geared bike of all things!
@luckycatmiau fuck offfffffff
@_writehanded_ plan b is crumpets, so Thursday is looking up
@_writehanded_ UNFORTUNATELY due to jetlag and sleeping arrangements, I am conscious. leave me to die in my regretful bliss please.
@janklausa señor klausa
@janklausa wrong person??????
@janklausa taylor’s new brow
@janklausa gather the crowd
@dotarray SAME. but also not, because that’s what eventually made me give up on KoL
@dotarray it’s so so so good. I had V.IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO and instead spent a whole day of my life playing it. eventually I ate food.
@oh_pies what the fuck? can you complain to a manager? fuck that guy, sounds like he was 100000% scamming
@_writehanded_ two supermarkets later: SUCCESS pic.twitter.com/zvUWb06rTM
@_writehanded_ gonna go to the shops and sort out some of the peppermint cream stuff now. living the antipodean dream.
@_writehanded_ these little Whitaker’s peanut slab things are climbing up the list for me
@laurafjuliette @janklausa a) lol b) about time, I guess
@Beryllium9 Anker cables are a+ good fyi
@DDsD i feel u pic.twitter.com/1kBtTkPKtM
@janklausa …a business model?!
@HanneyChris it’s fucking rad that you have a demo setup at gamescon! you dudes are killing it
@HanneyChris not like anybody else wants to! or, wait, everybody else wants to so you wouldn’t even be able to play… https://t.co/9LnYDgkzY4
@irldexter oh! yes :) I’ve been meaning to put in an order
@colincornaby yeah, an organisation existed in a different form, no question. part 3 of the doco gives a good rundo… https://t.co/RNSmfF6jMJ
@irldexter which sticker site?
@colincornaby if you want a good background on that, check out https://t.co/qKtfgPvBEE
@MsRachyDoodle I do get to meet with contractors and real estate agents, though. if that helps paint a better picture of my idea of fun.
@MsRachyDoodle a bit in Canberra yeah. I’m up the coast with Nan at the moment, so that’s super good too. but that’s about it :(
@MsRachyDoodle “holidays†quote unquote, aka dealing with a bunch of paperwork and legalities that are long overdue. and avocado.
“it’s time to put this nightmare to bed†— Red Ranger, 2017
@Gernot it’ll probably be fine. I’ve got a flight in 2 weeks with them
jetlag is a bummer, but I’m catching up on so much Power Rangers because it’s almost literally the only thing on
@ratkins with great self loathing
@ratkins relevant to my interests. I still use Skype, but would love an alternative
@janklausa when everything is a solid 9.9999, there not much difference between best and good (I dunno whatever, I’… https://t.co/Tj5DKVsXtg
@janklausa honestly “pretty much anywhere†will have good avo, good coffee, bad haircuts
@janklausa if it needs to be dressed up that much, it’s missing the point of smashed avo
@janklausa “it’s all p.bad†is my only takeaway
@luckycatmiau BARON LYFE YO
@HanneyChris closer each day <3
wow, Home and Away is still the most perfect TV show
@_writehanded_ the noble and righteous path. I have seen the light.
@whakkee @ratkins I’m actually on my way to the beach just now, hehe https://t.co/LITsWXPSwj
@_writehanded_ heck yes! I’m two days deep into this hemisphere and already two avocados down
@finicalgal hahah fair play
@ratkins pretty much. bloke was whinging “bit of wind around today†as he’s wearing a tshirt
@_writehanded_ that is the bessssst. glad for you!
@ashfurrow unless the RAM had programmable LEDs or a smoke machine, I don’t care
@ashfurrow wow, wicked sick rig
@finicalgal dry heat is the best heat though!! that’s the heat I miss most
@HanneyChris how do you cope?
@finicalgal I remember winters in Port Hedland being so niceeee. why can’t it just be warm everywhere?
winter in Queensland isn’t very wintery
@_writehanded_ hahah. “I’ll see myself out. sorry.â€
@ZuckerBaby yeah if it comes on, I’ll move to another area. there’s 0% to debate unless you’re honest about “we wil… https://t.co/79agKUhFWA
@_writehanded_ aka when I throw my phone out the window
@_writehanded_ usually if it’s the little Twitter ~didididoo~ noise I’m not so worried. everything else is nopenoPENOPEPNNOPE
@ZuckerBaby OH NO. Sky news is about to do a “same sex marriage debate†or some shit hhahahaHAHAHAH FUCK NESTAWFNT… https://t.co/MTfVJjm78H
@ZuckerBaby yeahhhhhhhh it’s becoming fairly stark of late? not sure if I’m noticing it more or it’s getting worse.… https://t.co/dy8U4Mj5K3
@_writehanded_ “oh nooo someone messaged me again†— me
@ZuckerBaby speaking of maniacal laughter: ALL THE ADS for the plebiscite??????? JUST PASS THE FUCKING LAW ALREADY FUCK
@ZuckerBaby hhhahahahhahahahahaha haH AHA HAHAHAH AHAH HOW????? Australia is so…weird.
@ZuckerBaby I need real food after too much time on a plane. I’m at: a glass of water, and vegemite toast without butter. THE DREAM.
@ZuckerBaby I’m not sticking around :[ instead I get to stare at the lack of options at the Qantas lounge. it’s lik… https://t.co/xb55HcTmLQ
@ZuckerBaby and jesus fuck the news headlines are all “!!!! TERRORISM IN SPAIN !!!!†and just fuck offffffffffffffff
@ZuckerBaby god fuck I wish I were more stoked to be here. I’m back in the world of “oh yeah, that has milk solidsâ€, lols
sure is winter in Sydney. (ps hello Sydney)
@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton ah, I found the episode I saw streamable: https://t.co/pQqFouhrgn (skip to around 14-15mins in)
@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton they’re working on splicing genes so other varieties look ripe similarly to the cavendish
@veganinbrighton (how other varieties taste good when they’re green or dark..but we’re so conditioned to think that means under/overripe)
@veganinbrighton the whole situation is super interesting re: the potential end of the cavendish banana though
@veganinbrighton hahah wow. I’m a solid 13. so sweet and perfect.
@colincornaby been stable enough. it lost my move activity streak though. it’s just sloooow and unresponsive as hel… https://t.co/7El4iSuLDO
@naomimaria that’s super cool!
@scioscialist we had a chat about music and cancer when I last saw them a few months back. was pretty cool tbh.
@scioscialist wore a Shellac shirt yesterday, KWC today. coiNCIDENCE?
@janklausa @a2 I have a lawyer for that. unless you want to be my lawyer? (and even then, she can’t go there without me)
@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton warmer than it’s been here all summer, I think
@a2 (and today I get an email that my permanent residency application has been approved. but OF COURSE the appointm… https://t.co/PcDRphn5Td
@oh_pies I’ll do a lap at the supermarket and see what I can scout then!
@ZuckerBaby @oh_pies (if you want anything too, let me know!)
@ZuckerBaby @oh_pies they’re only reeaaaally around at xmas tho :( dunno where to find them this time of year
@oh_pies prrooobably can’t do spread because I’ll only have carry-on. I’m all about these re: choc/hazelnut tho https://t.co/IuTfWrSmHg
@oh_pies is there anything you want from Germany? not sure exactly how I get it to you but I’m passing thru Sydney on Sunday ettttcccc
@Emmelinecady @oh_pies buy another ticket, just for the shrimp. click its lil seatbelt in and everything
@Emmelinecady @oh_pies “any luggage to check?â€
*looks at shrimp* “ummmâ€
@Emmelinecady @oh_pies Pux + shrimp??????????
@ratkins :D!
@christian_beer @ratkins yeah anything with DEET will probably do the job alright
@aprilwensel the last couple of times I’ve visited have been a mix of condescension and “huh, shoot, no idea†to re… https://t.co/O4rY9yGPQ2
@leesasleep ha :) {product} is very {adjective}, I give it a {rating} out of 5 pic.twitter.com/t7Y9h91AMi
@a2 ahhhh. yeah, literally the only time I’ve ever shown anyone my degree was to the German government, ha :)
@a2 yeah, PR shortcut is 95% the benefit of having a Blue Card. but the Ausländerbehörde is a black hole of “brb, 3-6 monthsâ€. frustrating.
@a2 permanent residency annnnny day now
@a2 @ashfurrow (not that they ask. usually I get a blank stare, and occasionally a shrug. v.rare for them to actually speak words at all)
@ashfurrow it’s a resident visa/residence permit though, yeah?
@ashfurrow whyyyYY what is the correct answer?
@maxhasadhd feels super good to me. having a physical joystick on a game like this is a huge difference.
@maxhasadhd I’ve spent half an hour on it today. super fun!
@veganinbrighton I’m all about those marinated tofu packs
@TCHOchocolate ha, looking at the photo here: https://t.co/p72Un9KlWJ - 3kg is not 4.4lbs. which is true?
@Dr_Tabor hey I took a photo of that a couple of days ago too. gross.
@Casper will the Wave make it abroad any time soon? (specifically in my case: Germany)