The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2021

@paprikapapaya oh I have to disagree: that is completely reasonable

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if you are what you eat, then I am a lot of strawberries

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@NikkitaFTW weee, that rules! at Tegel, or Tempelhof? also, you might want to repost this hiding the lot/batch numb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is takes a certain mood, but I really love it

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gazing longingly at my calendar, because Shellac were scheduled to play here tonight

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@Gwladruns how do you feel when people say “there’s no such thing as bad weather!!! just bad clothing!!!!”

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it’s the last day of spring, and there’s not a single cloud in the sky

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@strawberryrock @getsconed I miss the key lime fritter they did as a special one time, it was so good

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I made banana bread a few days ago, so naturally since then every meal has been/included banana bread

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@brianleroux at a meta level: any attitude that’s applied dogmatically. many (anti)patterns have a time/place, give… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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set up Steam Link to play PC games via Apple TV. it’s actually working really well, despite being all wireless. the future is cool sometimes

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@ekurutepe I have `be …` for `bundle exec …` but also `bu` and `bi` for update and install. been helpful for cocoapods too, via bundler

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@earthxsucks Israel played a song called “set me free” at Eurovision and it’s honestly the most tonedeaf performance of the millennium

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@dimsimkitty it’s ok I’ll probably nap on Sunday too

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@dimsimkitty you’ll have a good soundtrack at least :)

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@dimsimkitty work today? or got time to plop?

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@deutschbitte soooo stoked at the public vote overall tbh. I miss it being first, so you could see the faith in humanity upfront.

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@deutschbitte HONESTLY. almost as good as Germany getting 3????

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the ukraine public vote restored my faith in humanity

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no crowd response at all for Israel

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@itsadanoteyda I legit thought the German song was worthy of…not like a LOT of points…but some?

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@Gwladruns honestly mad about it. this is the real eurovision feeling.

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legit so xtrem into this, it’s so good

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as well as a hand outfit, I want a yellow shorts suit pls ty

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@dimsimkitty @EthicalVegnLife that’s what Eurovision is for :)))

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@janklausa I can’t believe I’m willing to get into this, but Korn was almost nothing like this. this is more like Linkin Park or some shit

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@EthicalVegnLife @dimsimkitty hahah, valid, I retract my statement

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@dimsimkitty @EthicalVegnLife it was so good as an act, but the song itself was kind of forgettable???

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the UK brass ensemble is uhhhhhhh maybe Brexit caused some
border issues???

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when will send Leguman to ? guaranteed win, ez

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“set me free” *jerking off gesture*

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@deutschbitte I’m pretty sure it’s L. Diablo, a first initial, you know?

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@deutschbitte honestly such a good way to kick it off, was great

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@ZuckerBaby acceptable, but I'd 1000% encourage you to mix it in. it's so good.

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@ratkins I was pulling my hair out the other day until it dawned on my wifi was on an EU-allowed channel, but it wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@janklausa “”””””smoked tofu”” clearly!

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fyi, level up yr scrofu by adding smofu

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@ZuckerBaby yes! we’re all in this together! …until you ask some people to take some responsibility! arghhhghg, it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ZuckerBaby but COVID can extremely fuck you up??? do people think they’re magically special? or is it more “we don… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ZuckerBaby I truly don’t get it!! I don’t understand opposition to the point of opting out. I can understand not b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ZuckerBaby does that mean they don’t trust specifically astra? or all of the vaccines?

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@Gwladruns I meant the sofa. clearly your foot is in good shape

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evvvvil Breakdown video of the winning shader made at outline demoparty. Find video in better res on reddit here:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@inconvergent the irony here that Excel probably wouldn’t have a problem loading and operating on that kind of data???

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@aelleaelle ah nuts. I’m still unemployed, so spending my days now trying to help to get other people appointments,… https://t.co/IOPbL7aoYZ

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@aelleaelle partly! my invitation came in March, first dose in April, waiting for my second dose later this month.… https://t.co/f8PoBljsgd

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@CastIrony same, sort of, but instead it’s SwiftPM and Carthage ?

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@paprikapapaya worst case, buy some bagels as well and enjoy breakfast tomorrow

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@paprikapapaya buhh, a discerning appetite. I coat pills in cream cheese for Pux..no idea why it works but she loves it

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@paprikapapaya I know why they don’t, but I wish they made cat food flavoured medication

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electric cars still feel a little like magic to drive

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(it’s still amazing how capable those lil pi zeros are though. five bucks!)

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turns out, running node on a pi zero is, shockingly, not as snappy as running on a 10900K

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@irldexter welp, figured it out. 2.4ghz ch13 vs device sold for US market. makes sense, but there’s no way humans c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@irldexter sadly, I think my issue today is software. IoT is a wild west situation

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it’s 2021 and the solution to wifi problems is still “use wired ethernet instead”

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strong start today to “that’s a lot of strawberries” season ?

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neilsardesai I spent way too much time on this pic.twitter.com/eraw4wGqo5

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@janklausa @endocrimes yeah tru, I’ve used that booth for a lot, but generally get real photos for passport/residen… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@endocrimes ahah gotcha. mine was a rejected passport application because my original photos weren’t adequate. the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@endocrimes I got some done at the s-bahn building at Alex - there’s a smallish photographer shop on the ground lev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@aelleaelle it’s the Apple activity app, screenshot shows the actual data. the main point was that I stood up once… https://t.co/vc24q53dsZ

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how’d I sleep last night? well it’s midday and all my activity rings are closed, so pic.twitter.com/iF5hCImTRW

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@earthxsucks was it the “friendship ended with x, y is my new best friend” meme now that you found a new #1 musician?

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@selfawaresoup is that a thing on offer, or do you need to ask for it? (iirc maybe it’s the strategy at the impfzen… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@acht did you at least get 3 days of summer too?

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@ratkins I like my Atom III Slim (us.anker.com/collections/ch…), but it’s only 1x usb-c if that’s a deal breaker. I’m ok… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@endocrimes do it! I just got back from a loop for that exact reason!!

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@paprikapapaya ah yeah, they’re stretching them out sooo long here too :( hopefully time flies until then

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@beccadottex can’t wait for the Paltrow interview on this cool fun important new television series pic.twitter.com/qPpVM7D3IF

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@paprikapapaya what spacing are they doing between doses there?

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@oh_pies what flavour and also what sauces tho??

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@HanneyChris if you ever see Magic Masala at an Indian supermarket, they’re worth a go

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@BrittA2211 they’re everywhere tho, it seems like a safe assumption that we use GPS instead of boulders now? I’d pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@RachaelHasIdeas referrals here are paper only, but the kicker: only valid per calendar quarter. issued on June 30?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@LGnome oh no, yeah, our supply is largely biontech - astra is a small fraction, but as it's more stable, I think t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@LGnome ah, that's nice. it mostly seems geared here towards people patient enough to f5 a booking page until a slo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@LGnome that seems reasonable. overall it’s sort of the same here, but there’s very little central coordination for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@LGnome what’s the process like there? ie documents required, waiting time, central vs separate booking, etc?

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HerrTinnbart Wenn ihr geimpft werdet, denkt doch daran, die SafeVac App des Paul Ehrlich Instituts runterzuladen (Suchwort PEI).… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@nzJayZee ah yes, back to the “I don’t know how to teach you to care about other people” thing, it’s just sad :/

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@nzJayZee honestly I haven’t really kept up. mario odyssey was great, zelda was great (and new one coming?), bunch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@nzJayZee :/ in an idealised world, what’s the way forward? like a green govt? or, idk

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recipe said “8 cloves of garlic”, so naturally… pic.twitter.com/77Ajqf9VMH

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@sidramatik I couldn’t find the right word for being on the other side of that equation - somewhere between guilt a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@RachaelHasIdeas on scales, or self-reported? I had to self-report height and weight over here, but no one seemed to check/question/whatever

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@sylmobile calling Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong

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@ratkins they’re one euro at the pharmacy if you want to be prepared, just in case

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I love when social commentary pretty much just writes itself pic.twitter.com/HbDDv1fGph

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for the last couple of nights, the birds outside have been going wild in the absolute middle of the night. allergie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@mil the chats were scheduled to play my town literally tonight :( alas

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@drvolts @cfsmtbation agree, but also? 32% in a placebo group is a _huge_ takeaway here too

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early mornings are so much easier with blue skies out the window

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@whakkee I think @bookymargoof knew of a good enamel maker in Amsterdam?

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