@Emmelinecady do u even
@Emmelinecady everything’s bigger in Texas!!!
@Emmelinecady mmmmm why isn’t it a t-shirt yet
I put the ass in WILLING AND ABLE TO ASSIST IN AN EMERGENCY
@_writehanded_ in a way you’re right because I’m on a plane right now, so yes?
@_writehanded_ wanna know a secret
@gilfer @LyleShelton fucking hell wow
@irldexter “work life balance†touted as a perk I’m sure
biggest mood. the entire catholic church, and any apologists supporting this human being can get in the fucking bin pic.twitter.com/7e4xyQGIuD
@mattheworbit yeah nah come on cobber, calm ya farm, I’m just tuggin ya lug! yer alright ay?
@mattheworbit ill fuckin deck u, ya flog — sounds of home, ahhhhh
@debedee fuck I also just realised it's almost 30 years old. fucking what.
@debedee it's stuck in my head so badly now, but it's ok cos it's a fuckin banger
@debedee she got u whistlin her private tune???
@Beryllium9 @skoop why do it properly when you can make bad assumptions? :P
@tealandpurple oh wait maybe that was it. there was definitely some weird watching and refusing going on overall
@tealandpurple dunno if it happens every time but THEY had to open it in front of me, but I couldn't touch it. super weird.
@skoop seen it in pretty much any language I've ever touched :P
@ratqueencartel what is this, are you anti-oxford comma???? I thought I knew uuuuuu
@tealandpurple oh you haven't been yet? I didn't know any of the protocol at all. if it was a thing you bought, pri… https://t.co/sbid3GgPP8
@tealandpurple they're so happy there! and really enjoy dealing with Idiot Foreigners aka Me!
@Gary_BBGames ok yeah but does it have a camera bump? :P
@tealandpurple oh no the Zollamt? :(
@anikasai I've not really been a coffee drinker, but I have phases where I'm big on this in the mornings (it's much… https://t.co/v7MDrt76CF
@GeekAndDad I popped it in my calendar years ago, but yup, definitely a thing
@nzJayZee been a while pic.twitter.com/9WZVv0Tyg4
@janklausa 36000 tweets over 12 years equals how many hours “â€â€investedâ€â€â€â€â€?
I took Pux over to stay with @sareg0 while I’m away, and now it’s eerily calm at home. it’s weird not having her ch… https://t.co/J9VOccBYMo
aw heck, it’s my 12 year Twitter anniversary
@Emmelinecady :(
@Emmelinecady borbos why
@GeekAndDad I can't understand being rich enough to afford that. money stops being an object. wild.
@GeekAndDad oof, is the idea of that valuation to develop the land? or just a sanctuary for a rich person?
@pickledtreats ha :) I've often pondered the logistics of container shipping. might have to pick yr brains some day… https://t.co/LX87HjRBOM
@pickledtreats aaaaaah! that's a rollercoaster. when's the ~big day~? doing it all at once, or doing some back/fort… https://t.co/nxIfhdKuZ2
@pickledtreats whoa, cool! how come? how's that feel? I'm almost at 10 years and...I dunno. been thinking about it… https://t.co/b2ogK9GGlZ
@pickledtreats whaaat, what's the occasion for the critters?
@Emmelinecady that’s a worse nap than I did, and I did a bad nap last night
@RachaelHasIdeas @DDsD fwiw, I remember reading a thing that says 0.3-0.5mg is the """"right""" dose (with science!… https://t.co/Bvl7YEfVE8
RT @Gernot: Elisabeth Strunkmann heißt jetzt Elisabeth MailNow.
in 2019 my new personal philosophy is for any website that pops up asking for newsletter subscription, I’ll find th… https://t.co/8cqQraB1HH
@sammi77 “oi yeah nah scarn on eyâ€
everywourd ouvoulactouvegetarians
@AmericanAir hi! I have a BA booking for a couple of AA flights - the BA site isn't saving my meal requests on the… https://t.co/YnoWii8cL9
@Gernot I'd take that
@Gernot I just miss having a phone that can sit flat on a surface :(
@Gernot and still has a giant camera bump :[
@BoldlyTweeting it’s a super effective painkiller for me, with so few side effects besides keeping me awake. 🤞 the… https://t.co/l5S1NiWYV5
@BoldlyTweeting I wish transformers knocked me out :( it keeps me wide awake for hours
@tealandpurple there was a US remake and it was incredible how far off the mark they were. like, famous(ish) actors… https://t.co/nM3jbbrZ6g
@Emmelinecady bigmoji levels of happy even
@janklausa dang
@janklausa https://t.co/QLXkFeLbAP jesus christ
@Emmelinecady I saw such a pink beautiful sunrise this morning. mornings are okay sometimes????
@Emmelinecady rip my sleepiness yes
@Emmelinecady ok sick you can spend the year just going around saying hi to everyone on the planet so technically j… https://t.co/yRCfe8RF9t
@Emmelinecady nooo I’m already planning a nap later
@Emmelinecady does “find me a wife 2k19†mean actually being married by the end of the year? or just finding them,… https://t.co/KQbGijNLUB
@Emmelinecady how dare u
@dantoml I did the same but cake cafe and closed for winter break :(
@Emmelinecady valentine strikes again
RT @Callalily57: Whoever wrote this statistics textbook did not think about what "P(woman|head)" would sound like when you say it in front…
@tealandpurple your best bet is the ol' Flugmango, but it's a total fucker on the co2 https://t.co/TD49PwtYG0
@tealandpurple oh. oh no.
[puke emoji]
@ericaavey I gave a "hola" reply to a "bonjour" in France a few weeks back :/
@olebegemann it's fun when left and right connect to separate devices 🙃
@danielagquinn @Raspberry_Pi huh, I was trying to find the thing I'd used before (Resin) to compare it. turns out i… https://t.co/5I06r4jsW4
@earthxsucks nah fuck that
@earthxsucks alright let's go when I'm back
@earthxsucks anything vegan tho
@greendotcards hiya! someone has signed up using my address (typo, maybe?). I don't want to reset their password, b… https://t.co/KqZLri80aS
@BrittA2211 whatever it is, it has to include "ur gymz arent safe when Britt's around" please
@averrer ooo, happy for some low-key hangs - happy to help if they need anything also :)
@averrer lmk if I can be any help <3
@averrer sort of. I go into analysis paralysis about the ~best~ thing on these kinda things. too easy to overthink, I hate it :/
@averrer also valid, yeah. sell it up and split out the funds. it's scary though - having such a large amount of mo… https://t.co/wCAl24ROvL
@averrer blegh, that complicates things :< get a valuation & have them buy out your portion?
@dantoml it's _great_ for keeping rough track of spending! when I'm back in Oz using contactless for everything, I… https://t.co/XeSr5KBlMq
@averrer hey, welcome to the club! you can use your powers for good :> (I offer super cheap rent to a migrant famil… https://t.co/KEbrLaBe19
@Emmelinecady tissues.
to dry ur eyes.
bcos its so beautiful.
@ratqueencartel I dunno man, you're the one that said to ask you anything
@ashfurrow even in that world, App Store search would be so broken you wouldn't know about 3 of them
@ratqueencartel who's gonna win the cup this year tho
@Emmelinecady more PUNCH or
@janklausa can't wait for billionaire to be an insult
@alienmelon heck yes!
@EthicalVegnLife there’s a tracker! awesome. and uhhhh I dunno! I’m out of Berlin for a couple of months from April… https://t.co/s4Zl6PtT6n
@haigarmen that’s so good!
@ZazzyV stick to my, lol, bio organic recycled coconut bristles and bamboo handle or whatever the fuck. jesus christ.
@EthicalVegnLife are they deec? I’m in London next week, will try to track one down. fuckin love a good snag roll!
@bookymargoof a well kept secret, margoof
@ZazzyV feeling too clean freaks me out, like saying “my skin is so soft†because I scrubbed 8 layers of skin off
@bookymargoof have they always been glowy? I never knew!
@ZazzyV oh no I’m a scoffer. do I need to try it?
@PietSous yeah. I’ve had tests saying it’s not cancer, but still paranoid :( that little “but what if the test was… https://t.co/nqjYZpZn0l
@PietSous heh, as a cancer survivor, “it’s not cancer†is in my brain as “it’s not cancer YETâ€. super frustrating
@ashfurrow neato, thanks for this!
@PietSous for me, having bad news always feels better than not knowing. so. kind of good news to get bad news? weir… https://t.co/ahGfcwlC1G
@ashfurrow oh, wrapping REST kind of sounds fun, and seems like an okay strategy for "build it the API way, then mi… https://t.co/VdIgN490Tz
@justMaku sick, I’ll crash on your floor
@janklausa any GDPR kinda shit you can pull?
@justMaku dub dub?
@ashfurrow (implied question: any suggestions?)
@ashfurrow I was building an API on a pet project last week. wanted to try it with GraphQL but barrier to entry see… https://t.co/8sj55y4HZ7
@ZazzyV reciprocating hugs
@janklausa do you still have an account? or are they trying to get a new signup?
@zuzu yeah! it also makes me mad that there's no one to blame or no reason for it. it just happens. at least if a c… https://t.co/n9H2A48rV7
@WestCoastyMo sigh :( hugs
@RachaelHasIdeas jemima is perfect, thank u jemima
@RachaelHasIdeas jemima how do you know about colours??????? aren't you a dog?
sometimes I feel extremely like my body is holding me hostage. hard to describe. it's not hypochondria, but every l… https://t.co/borkFaAEHz
@RachaelHasIdeas jemima should blue and green ever be seen????????
@RachaelHasIdeas jemima why are so many things bad??? how do we find the good???????
@ratqueencartel fucking. nein.
@ratqueencartel ach nien
@ratqueencartel de or nl tho?
@tealandpurple what kind of monster isn't into cactuses
@dotmariusz @firefox mine doesn't/hasn't ever even tried to render with dark mode at all. super weird yours is! won… https://t.co/q9VITslpv6
@dotmariusz @firefox which dialogs? I hadn't seen any issues, but hadn't really looked either
@ratkins why? well...let me introduce you to pretty much the entire fashion industry :P (I mean, that's literally h… https://t.co/Z1c6s1Zq6H
@ratkins I still maintain that a _lot_ of users don't even care about bad apps on "their" platform. countless examp… https://t.co/j7nEpT9tHR
@cfsmtbation horrifying :/
@BrittA2211 I think out of Oz I ended up with https://t.co/BR1NePlUke - I asked companies about "what if X happened… https://t.co/ZEmJQjy4Ji
@EthicalVegnLife @Gwladruns @VeganFeaster *cough*
@MsRachyDoodle WHAT! (!!) (!!!!!!!!!!!!)
@mpweiher @ekurutepe @bcwf (I'm hesitant to get involved, but why does this bother you so much? why not let @uikonf… https://t.co/ZQezgJL9mP
@ZuckerBaby a doctor prescribed me bisoprolol once, and I can only read it as a sentence syllable-by-syllable
RT @RachaelHasIdeas: If you have loved ones going through treatment or getting their life back together after #cancer, @CanDoApp can help.…
@rodzajowo fuq
@ZuckerBaby I get that, yeah. it’s approximately the worst thing ever in so many ways :<
@ZuckerBaby twice a month or every two months tho
@GeekAndDad I’ve been putting off time in Australia to do similar. sigh sigh.
@BoldlyTweeting yes! I can’t tell why, but when I take painkillers my brain is like “no pain? let’s stay awake fore… https://t.co/lM3w1cc018
@bookymargoof she did another best doodles pic.twitter.com/OZYt4CcwhC
@Emmelinecady @janklausa it was the best kind of terrible or the worst kind of good or something. wouldn't eat it e… https://t.co/hiPkGTfWaT
@Gary_BBGames amazing
📣 hi folks! it's the 1st of the month, so your semi-regular reminder to check for lumps. give all yr bits a squeeze… https://t.co/ZWe1Aos55Z
@halfwrittentale fingers crossed for yr recovery. here's hoping for the least amount of very painful necessary!
@Emmelinecady @janklausa I’m going to eat a burger donut today fwiw