@nzJayZee was it intentionally a salt and vinegar peanut or just a coincidence
@RachaelHasIdeas humans too tho
@Emmelinecady “ha ha meems!!!â€
here's a Fun New Way that @Radisson have found to guilt people into feeling bad if they don't respond to surveys pic.twitter.com/TXCnuiMutL
@bookymargoof that looks like probably the best book ever
@burgerbecky @pinkemma dang, I didn't even know they did carts - I only remember disks. this is cool!
@mattheworbit thanks!
@Emmelinecady it’s not completely gone or anything, but it feels better than it has for a while
(though it’s hard to contain the “wow life would be so different if I felt this way alwaysâ€)
somehow, for some reason, I woke up with virtually no feeling of a headache for the first time since 2003? don’t wa… https://t.co/CtZqHOtLCY
@LTE_Max I wish I could :( I can only pay with PayPal, and the account is locked down until documents are verified.… https://t.co/jQowaSjF5X
@twinfold yeah, there’s literally only one thing I need it for. frustrating. thinking of setting up and alternate account just for it, sigh
PayPal being a defacto standard on the internet is frustrating :( my account is locked in “verifying documents†lim… https://t.co/epIQDb00M4
@SqSupport boo :( I ended up having to make up a number just to submit the form. bit weird, but...sort of works. th… https://t.co/LKNLvgO4EH
@Square hi! I just used the "Square Appointments Scheduling Software" and a) timezones don't seem to support anythi… https://t.co/KTHqRqTd6d
@ratqueencartel they were French, saying salut
@tahinikill maybe that’s a thing?? but I’ve only ever seen big plastic (?) figurines you can use for balance https://t.co/jHNfYrses7
@Emmelinecady 2018* and every year in my heart
@tealandpurple @ZuckerBaby let me know if you find it! a lot of the Good Shit has only been available in Sweden in… https://t.co/qDbRL4oWYS
ClayLucas Antony Green calls it for Labor at 7.17pm.
@Emmelinecady (that was actually genius, a+)
@Emmelinecady AHA hhahah idiot
@Emmelinecady close enough
@Emmelinecady luke clamhande
@Emmelinecady clam solo was the guy in star wars
@Emmelinecady free solo more like sweaty hans solo
@j_s_n_d questionable onion content. safety first!
@ericaavey safer, yeah, but you won't escape the mentality at all :(
if Slack isn't loading properly, this is a good menu item to discover: pic.twitter.com/piUBqjdGsc
@flickiter @dimsimkitty oh I figured that was just like boardies/footy shorts. whooo knows
@flickiter @dimsimkitty wtf, I've defs worn shorts in biz before on Qantas
@janklausa urban farms m8
@janklausa no one said anything about not being in a city
@janklausa imagine if you had a home but instead of a home it was an avocado farm
@janklausa sounds like someone isn't owning a home any time soon
@dantoml tschüss bien!
@seanjgleeson @denechen pretty much 10000% exactly that, yep
@seanjgleeson @denechen someone here in Germany I met lived in Australia for a couple of years, started enumerating… https://t.co/X56VIDyqId
@amandalcormier we're thankful we don't have to give u interest moneys
@GeekAndDad always feels good :)
@GeekAndDad nice!
@GeekAndDad but will you _finish_ at 4am?
@nancycdhill omg
@Emmelinecady fuckin YO
@doodle_beth god, the amount of time we've all collectively wasted on just playing along just to be eventually heard...
@dantoml I've mostly given up on Airbnb these days over this kinda stuff :(
@Gary_BBGames I found a lonely shoe (not sure if there are multiple though?), but not a foot :P yeah, send me a hig… https://t.co/BSA5FW7iZc
@Gary_BBGames this is gonna ruin my morning, cheers
Scientists unravel secret of cube-shaped wombat poo https://t.co/WNKkrM4MN3
@getsconed super rad! say hi :)
@tealandpurple one thing I like is how Australians (sometimes) say poop in a way that mostly rhymes with sook. “poo… https://t.co/MxePaP3Sef
it’s been lovely knowing you all but I’m on a bus to hpic.twitter.com/aoPEREA39JA39J
@Sentient_Meat FIND OUT IN 3 DAYS
@coveloper yeah it's pretty lonely up here at the peak
@londonjustin yikes, that's not great (slow reply, but appreciate it!)
@Sentient_Meat saME
@getsconed checked as in checked baggage? onto a flight???
@janklausa I've been telling you to go do that for how long now?
@janklausa Delhi’s rickshaw pullers: Toxic air is killing us but we can’t quit https://t.co/1fpli7A7Rq
RT @julian0liver: Do we really live in a democracy? Do we even know what Democracy is? These questions will be tackled by a buzzing panel…
@ZuckerBaby my ads are all over, it’s kind of nice to know that AI won’t take over the world any time soon
@BrittA2211 ya might as well be walkin on the sun mate
@incanus77 ping @bookymargoof !
@blprnt happens in cricket from time to time - national teams have been known to call up local club players to fill in
@Emmelinecady good headphones but
instead of my usual pretzel on arrival back in Berlin, today it’s Vietnamese food
@londonjustin he’s got me blocked. can you screenshot it for me?
@ratqueencartel I'm innocent I swear
@goatlady I....am afraid to google that but maybe?
@AmericanAir hello hi again! another big thank you for clear labelling and (!) also (!!) having pretty damn good ve… https://t.co/LKB2VeUjzS
@ratkins it requires urban dictionary to fully grok, so best to hold off until home
@bookymargoof names have been changed to protect the innocent
@earthxsucks not everyone has scrub laces that slip imo
today marks the day where I can no longer say “I don’t know what waffle stomping isâ€
@janklausa @bookymargoof no but Jimmy Barnes and John Farnham did a duet once. Barnesy and Farnesy, no jokes
today @bookymargoof became an honourary Australian by singing along to You’re The Voice out of absolutely nowhere
@dantoml hahah. I’m heading way east to try to avoid
@dantoml I’m about to find out how busy, too :(
@janklausa lol
@halfwrittentale oh, yeah for sure :( medical systems have a long way to go, it's very difficult for patients :(
@halfwrittentale christ, the bureaucracy. can you take along some notes from the specialist? so he can """""""diagnose""""" you on the spot?
@halfwrittentale iirc, GPs can write referrals that last 12 months? maybe? is that even a thing these days? (I even… https://t.co/lsMiahj8QB
@Gernot @janklausa says yes pic.twitter.com/qGM0P1WzY9
@leeeham time zones and uncomfortable plane seats!
@rblimey I just wish I had enough time to be with it too :f
@Qantas I'm not exactly sure? the subject is from "Want 1 month of free health insurance?" and comes from "Qantas F… https://t.co/pQ19KIsfl6
@vikb you’ll own yr home in no time then :P
@Qantas I’m not in Australia, so making a phone call would be expensive. but, on a more legal note: https://t.co/Fws0bZtRyn
@Qantas hi, I've tried unsubscribing from your emails, and I get this error from your website. how can I unsubscrib… https://t.co/t6ihr8usEt
decent day on the olâ€Activity.appEpic.twitter.com/reKRQYdgytyt
@Emmelinecady AHA
@Emmelinecady SAAAAAAALLLLLT program
@bookymargoof ahh me fuckin stars
lol, airports pic.twitter.com/rUPGQsMyj8
@grhmc how long are you in NL? there are nicer cities for that. if you're only in town though, get out of the rings… https://t.co/EkTbmHJSpi
@gilfer it’s such a shame playing darts is illegal now
@ericaavey gross :(
@ericaavey (I imagine his reply will be like “I will pray for youâ€)
@ericaavey the whole message just perpetuates every stereotype. as a man u gotta be tuff and angry, etc etc. let’s… https://t.co/ay5AWmo6mF
@ericaavey there’s about one catholic priest I know of with actually good views. the rest are xtrem lait rubbish :(
basal body temperature tracking has officially made it pic.twitter.com/De9i9NGtsZ
@a2 @AppleSupport loads okay for me!
@HanneyChris oof, that's a good point
@HanneyChris oh wow
see ya next week, Berlin 👋
@janklausa ideal
@janklausa @Emmelinecady Hard No
@janklausa @Emmelinecady what on earth
@janklausa @Emmelinecady hold the fucking phone
one of the saddest (and sappiest) things about travel for me is not being able to hang out with my cat. I know I’ll… https://t.co/gk0aLGwrIL
@Emmelinecady pretty ideal date, you should get married
@irace @lazerwalker does it behave the same in TS as JS? I've just gotten used to `== null` to capture `=== undefined` as well, sigh sigh
@lazerwalker there's a lot I like about Flow, especially when it comes to things like this :f (though, plenty in th… https://t.co/CKCDN4yGcq
@lazerwalker I nearly replied with "question mark?" but that would probably be ambiguous. I'm scared to look at TypeScript :f
@BrittA2211 legit disappointing
@BrittA2211 and how was the kickflip?
@debedee I'm consistently surprised what kinda circles of people know about + are into Fischerspooner. I found 'em… https://t.co/LBu7T8APnM
@erinryanau it's almost shameful how often I end up there
@amandalcormier """""""cold coffee is also messier than hot coffee"""" what in the fuck
@earthxsucks bit fucked
@BoldlyTweeting @doodle_beth if you're EU, I could do an IBAN transfer? it's free for me afaik, just takes a day or… https://t.co/HIrNZ5CJCX
@BoldlyTweeting @doodle_beth argh, they now want me to upload my ID to them. sorry :(
(if you end up with another… https://t.co/Yft0IdOAID
@BoldlyTweeting @doodle_beth blargh, PayPal don't like me (moving countries, account issues). do you have any other way to accept money?
(bug fixed, I think)
@coveloper it's sorrrrt of getting better
it was a bug in the script after all, doh :(
@Gernot I have a script (via @justMaku) that watches https://t.co/hrOrwsc3vt for a DE key
(though maybe that was a weird side effect of jumping on a VPN?)
hello there pic.twitter.com/GZSfrJFY3u
🌽 hi! 🌽 it’s the first of the month, so here is your casual reminder to check yourself for lumps. (try to do it on… https://t.co/i7NYxLOHzF
@janklausa I wish I were kidding but I had an actual dream last night that Hilz made a new song 1000% in line with your theory
@janklausa just get some dimmies instead
@janklausa oh *that's* why you're awake