The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

November 2018

@nzJayZee was it intentionally a salt and vinegar peanut or just a coincidence

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here's a Fun New Way that @Radisson have found to guilt people into feeling bad if they don't respond to surveys pic.twitter.com/TXCnuiMutL

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@rodzajowo @justMaku @janklausa ps I’m taking it seriously just different aspects ok

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@burgerbecky @pinkemma dang, I didn't even know they did carts - I only remember disks. this is cool!

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@Emmelinecady it’s not completely gone or anything, but it feels better than it has for a while

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(though it’s hard to contain the “wow life would be so different if I felt this way always”)

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somehow, for some reason, I woke up with virtually no feeling of a headache for the first time since 2003? don’t wa… https://t.co/CtZqHOtLCY

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@LTE_Max I wish I could :( I can only pay with PayPal, and the account is locked down until documents are verified.… https://t.co/jQowaSjF5X

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@twinfold yeah, there’s literally only one thing I need it for. frustrating. thinking of setting up and alternate account just for it, sigh

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PayPal being a defacto standard on the internet is frustrating :( my account is locked in “verifying documents” lim… https://t.co/epIQDb00M4

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@SqSupport boo :( I ended up having to make up a number just to submit the form. bit weird, but...sort of works. th… https://t.co/LKNLvgO4EH

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@Square hi! I just used the "Square Appointments Scheduling Software" and a) timezones don't seem to support anythi… https://t.co/KTHqRqTd6d

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@ratqueencartel they were French, saying salut

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@tahinikill maybe that’s a thing?? but I’ve only ever seen big plastic (?) figurines you can use for balance https://t.co/jHNfYrses7

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@tealandpurple @ZuckerBaby let me know if you find it! a lot of the Good Shit has only been available in Sweden in… https://t.co/qDbRL4oWYS

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ClayLucas Antony Green calls it for Labor at 7.17pm.

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@j_s_n_d questionable onion content. safety first!

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@ericaavey safer, yeah, but you won't escape the mentality at all :(

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if Slack isn't loading properly, this is a good menu item to discover: pic.twitter.com/piUBqjdGsc

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@flickiter @dimsimkitty oh I figured that was just like boardies/footy shorts. whooo knows

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@flickiter @dimsimkitty wtf, I've defs worn shorts in biz before on Qantas

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@janklausa no one said anything about not being in a city

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@janklausa imagine if you had a home but instead of a home it was an avocado farm

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@janklausa sounds like someone isn't owning a home any time soon

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@seanjgleeson @denechen someone here in Germany I met lived in Australia for a couple of years, started enumerating… https://t.co/X56VIDyqId

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@amandalcormier we're thankful we don't have to give u interest moneys

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@doodle_beth god, the amount of time we've all collectively wasted on just playing along just to be eventually heard...

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@dantoml I've mostly given up on Airbnb these days over this kinda stuff :(

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@Gary_BBGames I found a lonely shoe (not sure if there are multiple though?), but not a foot :P yeah, send me a hig… https://t.co/BSA5FW7iZc

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Scientists unravel secret of cube-shaped wombat poo https://t.co/WNKkrM4MN3

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@tealandpurple one thing I like is how Australians (sometimes) say poop in a way that mostly rhymes with sook. “poo… https://t.co/MxePaP3Sef

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it’s been lovely knowing you all but I’m on a bus to hpic.twitter.com/aoPEREA39JA39J

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@coveloper yeah it's pretty lonely up here at the peak

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@londonjustin yikes, that's not great (slow reply, but appreciate it!)

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@getsconed checked as in checked baggage? onto a flight???

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@janklausa I've been telling you to go do that for how long now?

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@janklausa Delhi’s rickshaw pullers: Toxic air is killing us but we can’t quit https://t.co/1fpli7A7Rq

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RT @julian0liver: Do we really live in a democracy? Do we even know what Democracy is? These questions will be tackled by a buzzing panel…

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@ZuckerBaby my ads are all over, it’s kind of nice to know that AI won’t take over the world any time soon

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@BrittA2211 ya might as well be walkin on the sun mate

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@blprnt happens in cricket from time to time - national teams have been known to call up local club players to fill in

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instead of my usual pretzel on arrival back in Berlin, today it’s Vietnamese food

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@londonjustin he’s got me blocked. can you screenshot it for me?

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@goatlady I....am afraid to google that but maybe?

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@AmericanAir hello hi again! another big thank you for clear labelling and (!) also (!!) having pretty damn good ve… https://t.co/LKB2VeUjzS

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@ratkins it requires urban dictionary to fully grok, so best to hold off until home

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@bookymargoof names have been changed to protect the innocent

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today marks the day where I can no longer say “I don’t know what waffle stomping is”

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@janklausa @bookymargoof no but Jimmy Barnes and John Farnham did a duet once. Barnesy and Farnesy, no jokes

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today @bookymargoof became an honourary Australian by singing along to You’re The Voice out of absolutely nowhere

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@dantoml hahah. I’m heading way east to try to avoid

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@dantoml I’m about to find out how busy, too :(

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@halfwrittentale oh, yeah for sure :( medical systems have a long way to go, it's very difficult for patients :(

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@halfwrittentale christ, the bureaucracy. can you take along some notes from the specialist? so he can """""""diagnose""""" you on the spot?

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@halfwrittentale iirc, GPs can write referrals that last 12 months? maybe? is that even a thing these days? (I even… https://t.co/lsMiahj8QB

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@leeeham time zones and uncomfortable plane seats!

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@rblimey I just wish I had enough time to be with it too :f

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@Qantas I'm not exactly sure? the subject is from "Want 1 month of free health insurance?" and comes from "Qantas F… https://t.co/pQ19KIsfl6

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@vikb you’ll own yr home in no time then :P

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@Qantas I’m not in Australia, so making a phone call would be expensive. but, on a more legal note: https://t.co/Fws0bZtRyn

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@Qantas hi, I've tried unsubscribing from your emails, and I get this error from your website. how can I unsubscrib… https://t.co/t6ihr8usEt

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@debedee @acht 2 fast 2 furious 2 quit

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@grhmc how long are you in NL? there are nicer cities for that. if you're only in town though, get out of the rings… https://t.co/EkTbmHJSpi

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@gilfer it’s such a shame playing darts is illegal now

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@ericaavey (I imagine his reply will be like “I will pray for you”)

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@ericaavey the whole message just perpetuates every stereotype. as a man u gotta be tuff and angry, etc etc. let’s… https://t.co/ay5AWmo6mF

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@ericaavey there’s about one catholic priest I know of with actually good views. the rest are xtrem lait rubbish :(

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basal body temperature tracking has officially made it pic.twitter.com/De9i9NGtsZ

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see ya next week, Berlin 👋

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one of the saddest (and sappiest) things about travel for me is not being able to hang out with my cat. I know I’ll… https://t.co/gk0aLGwrIL

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@irace @lazerwalker does it behave the same in TS as JS? I've just gotten used to `== null` to capture `=== undefined` as well, sigh sigh

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@lazerwalker there's a lot I like about Flow, especially when it comes to things like this :f (though, plenty in th… https://t.co/CKCDN4yGcq

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@lazerwalker I nearly replied with "question mark?" but that would probably be ambiguous. I'm scared to look at TypeScript :f

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@debedee I'm consistently surprised what kinda circles of people know about + are into Fischerspooner. I found 'em… https://t.co/LBu7T8APnM

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@erinryanau it's almost shameful how often I end up there

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@amandalcormier """""""cold coffee is also messier than hot coffee"""" what in the fuck

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@BoldlyTweeting @doodle_beth if you're EU, I could do an IBAN transfer? it's free for me afaik, just takes a day or… https://t.co/HIrNZ5CJCX

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@BoldlyTweeting @doodle_beth argh, they now want me to upload my ID to them. sorry :(

(if you end up with another… https://t.co/Yft0IdOAID

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@BoldlyTweeting @doodle_beth blargh, PayPal don't like me (moving countries, account issues). do you have any other way to accept money?

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it was a bug in the script after all, doh :(

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@Gernot I have a script (via @justMaku) that watches https://t.co/hrOrwsc3vt for a DE key

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(though maybe that was a weird side effect of jumping on a VPN?)

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🌽 hi! 🌽 it’s the first of the month, so here is your casual reminder to check yourself for lumps. (try to do it on… https://t.co/i7NYxLOHzF

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@janklausa I wish I were kidding but I had an actual dream last night that Hilz made a new song 1000% in line with your theory

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