The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2018

@amandalcormier there was a ~vegan~ in Switzerland denied citizenship because she was too annoying trying to get th… https://t.co/hpTPXuAqPM

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@pinkemma it's a steel frame fixie with fairly overbuilt wheels...it'll survive basically anything :D

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@pinkemma the ol' "oh shit oh fuck where did you come from"

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@sito_ add "trump" to the list. it's a good life.

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@HanneyChris I was going to get the 200mbps plan but then I realised I'll get used to it and 100mbps would feel slo… https://t.co/2LjRhO8gEw

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@HanneyChris I was so happy to come back to 100mbit and just. that probably says something about me. something very good. I'm sure.

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@jfpoole because motorbikes have pedals too geez (ish)

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(since a few people have asked: a "pushy" is a bicycle)

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@flickiter the worst casualty that I've found was when I rolled onto my back and it scratched my u-lock on the concrete :P

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RT @CastIrony: Last night I was curious if there were any English words whose rot13 counterparts were also English words, so wrote a short…

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@flickiter yea, me shoulder is a bit sore, but I'm fine. bike is a steel frame fixie on deep-vs, so it'll survive falling off a cliff :D

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I looked up at him expecting tears and a probably blood, but the only noise he was making was ~extreme apologies~

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just ate a reasonable amount of shit trying to avoid a kid on a skateboard that rolled out in front of me on my pus… https://t.co/L8969g4DZi

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@ratkins messenger is the only reason I keep mine around :f

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@Emmelinecady my biography is not a sci-fi novel thx u very much

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@Emmelinecady for know. one day you won't be private and then all the Tinder babes will find it and my life is ruiNED

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@Emmelinecady (or maybe I just trust you not to betray me like that??????????????)

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@Emmelinecady for some reason I didn't even see it coming? at all? I'm getting rusty

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@Emmelinecady I mean I guess I really did deserve that huh

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@leafwork aha, it's only a problem at airport security u kno

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@Emmelinecady sorry I don't understand, what cat face???????????????????????????????????????

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@leafwork you can play with it in class or while waiting for a bus

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@leafwork a portable snake game called "Pocket Snake" coughcough

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad last trip back to Oz, I saw more artificial lawns than I've ever seen before

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I'm going to start a band called General Existential Malaise with @Emmelinecady and our rehearsals will just consist of us sighing heavily

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@ZazzyV jesus I just read his timeline and he's...extremely doubling down on his position. dozens of (maybe 100+?) replies. christ.

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@ZazzyV I'm literally about to eat a maple cookie (the first in.........years) so

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@ZazzyV DID U KNO your car runs on FOSSIL FUELS which is DEAD DINOSAURS ur not vegan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ZazzyV hooooly shit fuck wow vegans are completely fucked

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@nzJayZee I was told a lot about horizon zero dawn today and it sounds Good

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@aprilwensel 🎉 & happy birthday (?!) 🎁🎂

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Wednesday marks the 15th anniversary of the release of The Lizzie McGuire Movie. I've got my plans, and now you do too <3

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on the plus side, 28 hour days are going well

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I overcorrected my jetlag and my sleeping habits are extremely broken in the opposite direction

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@Emmelinecady I will chop a hair off my foot to celebrate ps u look good it’s good good job

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@joseph_carney no it’s the lion the witch and the wardrobe dammit

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so today I learned UK passports literally have a unicorn on them?????

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@veganstraightedge saw ‘em last night in Berlin, and yeah, still fuckin great

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@amandalcormier are you inspired to become an extreme vape lord now or

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over 15 years across four countries I’ve lived in, it’s always a fuckin great seeing @HotWaterMusic. the ~live your… https://t.co/6LCeFDurLW

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@debedee probably because it’s the greatest. it’s fantastic.

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@rodzajowo I think you mean: capitalism works 20x better in the US than in Europe

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@andrewn I bought a ticket earlier, with free credit card payment???? the only fee was if you chose paypal

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@andrewn "there was a problem. now it's sold out. sorry!"

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@andrewn "which one costs me money" payment method roulette

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@a2 my Messages.app stopped taking keyboard inputs. so that's good.

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there's a new You Suck at Cooking up and everyone should watch it https://t.co/vsvJywMNnH

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@Emmelinecady can we make a new version of entertainment called flanfiction

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@paprikapapaya I tell myself “there’s no right answer, but there are wrong ones (that I know and I have avoided)” which helps me

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@leafwork hugs. you are good. based on the last five minutes and the last five years.

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@MsRachyDoodle do you get to keep the old one in a jar? because that would probably sway me. “oh that? haha it’s no… https://t.co/wesDRySORD

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@collindonnell would you replace it if it broke? I’m in the “probably not, but let’s see” camp on that :( esp at the price point

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@Palleas AppKit is impossible rebuild with electron thx

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@seanjgleeson “haha you kids and your netflix!!!”

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@colincornaby the biggest omission for me is anything close to Instruments

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@colincornaby so what you’re saying is........avoid writing native code? you love the web???????? javascript rulz??… https://t.co/tqIvXhhPZb

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@colincornaby are you suggesting Android Studio isn’t excellent? it’s been making *significant* progress on top of… https://t.co/rYYdzZQDLR

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@agileklzkittens @nicklockwood I suppose it depends what you’re prioritising, but I’ve found a lot of merit in the… https://t.co/0KLpvBDsoC

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@julian0liver cheaper to rip out fields to make room than to change any habits. eh. we’re fucked with these priorities.

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@ratkins @Politepix pfff, second-gen antihistamines :P I've moved on

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@ratkins @Politepix lmk if you need a stash! they're prescription-only here, which is fuuuucked

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@SVPofThings "waited ages for a bus/train/plane" :D

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@RachaelHasIdeas I was talking to a friend (who worked in that area, and me post-cancer) about this a week ago. and… https://t.co/Kieup4bCav

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@DDsD neither of them are particularly good though :/

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@ratkins well. one of the first things I did was update it when I got home. I...think I might have bricked it? thanks for the jinx!

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@Politepix I brought back a small mountain of fexofenadine, let's party sneeze-free!

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@ashfurrow let's just fuckin yolo it: NSLog(@(probablyFineWaitWhyDoesntThisWork));

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3pm and 19 stand hours, because timezones pic.twitter.com/VuEAFueKrz

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Berlin is so green at the moment. even on a cloudy day, it’s such a nice feeling and environment. weeee!

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@sylmobile should probably see a doctor then. or at least wear something to catch the chunky bits

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@HanneyChris to be fair, it was at the top of ~alpine country~

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@HanneyChris haha, I was too busy being snowed on in Australia. truly.

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just passed through immigration as a ✨permanent resident✨ and that’s kinda cool imo

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@tealandpurple “if u crash landed on a deserted island would u eat a cow” got it

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@jfpoole business. but even in economy, you can get to that lounge by being a modesty frequent flyer (tho...flying… https://t.co/uant5J02Ch

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@amandalcormier ok but can she hit the high notes in “jones bbq and foot massage”?

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@SVPofThings “I beg of u pls he will eat us”

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@LisaKennelly @janklausa when cos I’m back in Europe soon and u kno let’s bee friends for jpeg

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@janklausa “ice only gets in the way of drinking” is a philosophy I very much subscribe to

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@ZazzyV exothermic reactions! sodium acetate! terribly bad ideas!

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RT @Jayne13: History to be made with first Māori and Aboriginal haka https://t.co/IMclZ7DifE

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@RandiBop I know, bbq at a foot massage place is just immoral

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I have this on in the background while paying some bills vine.co/v/eHdz6qdOl66

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@ratkins I mean, I'm not allowed into the Qatar lounge because I'm not dressed well enough, so I guess that's proba… https://t.co/y3uXLrc95V

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airport lounges are uncomfortable at the best of times, but I’ve never been literally all alone in one beforpic.twitter.com/mR5qJh7urxrx

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@oh_pies me, im ok just a bit sweaty gross and what’s the word disgusting yeah cool

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this being singular instead of plural makes it kind of terrifying pic.twitter.com/ngPwmAnDRK

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady nah it’s different when it’s to send to someone for a reason??? I think?????? at least in my head

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@Emmelinecady AS IT TURNS OUT, the funeral director person was in the room, tucked up in the corner. probably a leg… https://t.co/XmMZLxZMqW

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@Emmelinecady I made everyone leave the room so it was just me and a casket and I didn't know what to do so I took… https://t.co/l2V5R5T0c3

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reminds me of a time in NL asking for a train ticket to “Liege” not knowing the Flemish name for it. the person had… https://t.co/lUZEazyFMd

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oh shit, Liège-Bastogne-Liège is on tonight. I’ve got plans after all!

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sentimental josh: I’ve spent a lot of time with so many of my favourite people in the last few weeks and my heart is so full. aw.

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tonight is the first night in very many nights I don’t have something planned/someone to see

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@dutchhoemafia gonna need to see some references I’m afraid

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@dutchhoemafia I'm cool with it, but I'll have to check with Pux. she's runs the show

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cool cool, at the airport to leave Singapore and I find the local SIM card I stashed away for safe keeping (aka lost forever)

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@craigwinslow @MakeThinkCode @pnca shaders and computers still blow my mind. basic maths, boom, art!

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@dutchhoemafia and hook in to bullshit vegan snax with some fuckface in Berlin ok

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manjusrii Early unit of computing power: one "kilogirl" was equivalent to a thousand hours of manual computing labor pic.twitter.com/inWG0vE2f3

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@Emmelinecady internet hugs. 50% idiots, the lot of them.

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@janklausa honestly like today flying and tonight with a friend. just constant wtf. just last night I watched a su… https://t.co/ANJ9sz5DRG

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(that’s on top of already seein@janklausasa in Vietnam and another friend in Bali a few weeks ago. hashtag blessed, etc)

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sometimes the universe is excellent. I’m passing through Singapore for a night, and a good friend happens to be her… https://t.co/srT8sZBtsO

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soya later, straya. may you find strength in the cricket team in my absence.

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@Emmelinecady pls tweet updates when you reduce it to other significant numbers thx

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@tealandpurple if you can get some opsite (flexible clear miracle bandaid stuff), it does wonders! I had a similarl… https://t.co/pHrSJSITGo

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@gilfer @finicalgal is this a backhanded way of saying education should be free?! (and uh, mistakes happen. you kno… https://t.co/cgUBzY82Pq

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@michaelneale @ANZ_AU @CBAnewsroom +1 to @bankaust for both innovating and having a spine in a fairly spineless industry

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from today until Tuesday, I’ve got 8 flights between me and home

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@_writehanded_ THE INTERNETS. uh. questionably legal downloading services.

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@myell0w @tobiasdm @meghafon @chriseidhof "how many wat(t)s is sustainable in a group?"

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(related, it was super rad to hang out with @_writehanded_ the last couple of days!)

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1980s hair shaming/~patriotic~ (???) Dad Rock™ throwback session. I'll miss being in this hemisphere. two days left… https://t.co/NdlqgH1Tim

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@meghafon @chriseidhof @tobiasdm @myell0w I'm in for a bad "shifting gears effectively" session

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@oh_pies the baked potato shop in edinburgh has vegan things and is related content

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@whakkee it's a long story, but basically a combination of having an old booking (Bangkok-Helsinki) and cheap booki… https://t.co/qfGhrtS9rA

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@whakkee so soon :( between Friday and Tuesday I have 8 flights to get me back to Berlin :P

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@whakkee only a few more days. over visiting friends in the week I had spare before heading back to Europe :(

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@whakkee hehe, I'm already up north in Nelson :P it was only a stopover to change buses

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the southern cross has five stars, even in New Zealand

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@whakkee nah, no idea what caused it. seemed more like a test...but at 4am?!

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@amandalcormier buuut it's a holiday beard. maybe I can make a summer beard next.

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last time I was in Kaikoura, I was woken up in the middle of the night to an air raid (???) siren. HAPPY MEMORIES.

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@ZazzyV yeahs. I did Vancouver-Seattle a lot which was fine. but fuck living on one for a week

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@ZazzyV how is that a thing anybody can/would pay for?!

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