@amandalcormier there was a ~vegan~ in Switzerland denied citizenship because she was too annoying trying to get th… https://t.co/hpTPXuAqPM
@pinkemma it's a steel frame fixie with fairly overbuilt wheels...it'll survive basically anything :D
@pinkemma the ol' "oh shit oh fuck where did you come from"
@sito_ add "trump" to the list. it's a good life.
@HanneyChris I was going to get the 200mbps plan but then I realised I'll get used to it and 100mbps would feel slo… https://t.co/2LjRhO8gEw
@HanneyChris left me for dead :f pic.twitter.com/P6tUB4pfEe
@HanneyChris I was so happy to come back to 100mbit and just. that probably says something about me. something very good. I'm sure.
@HanneyChris thank god you're on the NBN ey
@HanneyChris GOD OF CARDBOARD
@jfpoole because motorbikes have pedals too geez (ish)
(since a few people have asked: a "pushy" is a bicycle)
@flickiter the worst casualty that I've found was when I rolled onto my back and it scratched my u-lock on the concrete :P
RT @CastIrony: Last night I was curious if there were any English words whose rot13 counterparts were also English words, so wrote a short…
@flickiter yea, me shoulder is a bit sore, but I'm fine. bike is a steel frame fixie on deep-vs, so it'll survive falling off a cliff :D
I looked up at him expecting tears and a probably blood, but the only noise he was making was ~extreme apologies~
just ate a reasonable amount of shit trying to avoid a kid on a skateboard that rolled out in front of me on my pus… https://t.co/L8969g4DZi
@justMaku 👋
@ratkins messenger is the only reason I keep mine around :f
@Emmelinecady my biography is not a sci-fi novel thx u very much
@Emmelinecady for know. one day you won't be private and then all the Tinder babes will find it and my life is ruiNED
@Emmelinecady that sounds more like a threat tbh
@Emmelinecady (or maybe I just trust you not to betray me like that??????????????)
@Emmelinecady for some reason I didn't even see it coming? at all? I'm getting rusty
@Emmelinecady I mean I guess I really did deserve that huh
@Emmelinecady woW FUCK YOU
@Emmelinecady no sorry maybe jog my memory?????
@leafwork aha, it's only a problem at airport security u kno
@Emmelinecady sorry I don't understand, what cat face???????????????????????????????????????
@leafwork you can play with it in class or while waiting for a bus
@leafwork a portable snake game called "Pocket Snake" coughcough
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad last trip back to Oz, I saw more artificial lawns than I've ever seen before
I'm going to start a band called General Existential Malaise with @Emmelinecady and our rehearsals will just consist of us sighing heavily
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad people...water their lawns? goodness
@ZazzyV jesus I just read his timeline and he's...extremely doubling down on his position. dozens of (maybe 100+?) replies. christ.
@ZazzyV I'm literally about to eat a maple cookie (the first in.........years) so
@ZazzyV DID U KNO your car runs on FOSSIL FUELS which is DEAD DINOSAURS ur not vegan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ZazzyV hooooly shit fuck wow vegans are completely fucked
@nzJayZee HA
@nzJayZee I was told a lot about horizon zero dawn today and it sounds Good
@aprilwensel 🎉 & happy birthday (?!) ðŸŽðŸŽ‚
Wednesday marks the 15th anniversary of the release of The Lizzie McGuire Movie. I've got my plans, and now you do too <3
@debedee IT IS SO GOOD
on the plus side, 28 hour days are going well
I overcorrected my jetlag and my sleeping habits are extremely broken in the opposite direction
@Emmelinecady I will chop a hair off my foot to celebrate ps u look good it’s good good job
Canadians get a unicorn too!! pic.twitter.com/tfK6iQcAr7
@joseph_carney no it’s the lion the witch and the wardrobe dammit
@joannalovesyou yeah!
unicorn: pic.twitter.com/Y5o4OFA507
so today I learned UK passports literally have a unicorn on them?????
@ratkins groan
@veganstraightedge saw ‘em last night in Berlin, and yeah, still fuckin great
@BrittA2211 i t b e g i n s
@amandalcormier are you inspired to become an extreme vape lord now or
over 15 years across four countries I’ve lived in, it’s always a fuckin great seeing @HotWaterMusic. the ~live your… https://t.co/6LCeFDurLW
@debedee probably because it’s the greatest. it’s fantastic.
@rodzajowo I think you mean: capitalism works 20x better in the US than in Europe
@n26 thanks
@andrewn I bought a ticket earlier, with free credit card payment???? the only fee was if you chose paypal
@andrewn "there was a problem. now it's sold out. sorry!"
@andrewn "which one costs me money" payment method roulette
@janklausa @Emmelinecady mukfiction
@a2 my Messages.app stopped taking keyboard inputs. so that's good.
there's a new You Suck at Cooking up and everyone should watch it https://t.co/vsvJywMNnH
@Emmelinecady can we make a new version of entertainment called flanfiction
@paprikapapaya I tell myself “there’s no right answer, but there are wrong ones (that I know and I have avoided)†which helps me
@leafwork hugs. you are good. based on the last five minutes and the last five years.
@MsRachyDoodle do you get to keep the old one in a jar? because that would probably sway me. “oh that? haha it’s no… https://t.co/wesDRySORD
@collindonnell would you replace it if it broke? I’m in the “probably not, but let’s see†camp on that :( esp at the price point
@Palleas AppKit is impossible rebuild with electron thx
@seanjgleeson “haha you kids and your netflix!!!â€
@colincornaby the biggest omission for me is anything close to Instruments
@colincornaby so what you’re saying is........avoid writing native code? you love the web???????? javascript rulz??… https://t.co/tqIvXhhPZb
@colincornaby are you suggesting Android Studio isn’t excellent? it’s been making *significant* progress on top of… https://t.co/rYYdzZQDLR
@agileklzkittens @nicklockwood I suppose it depends what you’re prioritising, but I’ve found a lot of merit in the… https://t.co/0KLpvBDsoC
@julian0liver cheaper to rip out fields to make room than to change any habits. eh. we’re fucked with these priorities.
@messycook @marksandspencer in theory it sounds fineeeee???
@SVPofThings "waited ages for a bus/train/plane" :D
@RachaelHasIdeas I was talking to a friend (who worked in that area, and me post-cancer) about this a week ago. and… https://t.co/Kieup4bCav
@incanus77 when's the ICO?
@DDsD neither of them are particularly good though :/
@ratkins well. one of the first things I did was update it when I got home. I...think I might have bricked it? thanks for the jinx!
@Politepix I brought back a small mountain of fexofenadine, let's party sneeze-free!
@SVPofThings I'm back! :D
@meghafon oof, I miss that :[
@ashfurrow let's just fuckin yolo it: NSLog(@(probablyFineWaitWhyDoesntThisWork));
@moni_ka_rina heck yes :D!
it’s good to be hompic.twitter.com/nWOI7KXuZqZq
3pm and 19 stand hours, because timezones pic.twitter.com/VuEAFueKrz
Berlin is so green at the moment. even on a cloudy day, it’s such a nice feeling and environment. weeee!
@RandiBop and a ton of work :P
@janklausa stealing our jobs etc
@sylmobile should probably see a doctor then. or at least wear something to catch the chunky bits
attention @janklausa / @justMaku https://t.co/5JF9GUv9V5
@oh_pies was that on the list tho
@geekmanoz @tealandpurple but what if THEY ate a cow???
@HanneyChris carn the maroons, etc
@HanneyChris or "migrants"
@HanneyChris to be fair, it was at the top of ~alpine country~
@HanneyChris haha, I was too busy being snowed on in Australia. truly.
@Bringo vielen Dank!
@HanneyChris yeah cheers for that pic.twitter.com/3I1WItnxaH
just passed through immigration as a ✨permanent resident✨ and that’s kinda cool imo
@tealandpurple “if u crash landed on a deserted island would u eat a cow†got it
@Emmelinecady she is my heart it is stupid
@LisaKennelly @janklausa oh wow that’s weeks away, no problem
@HanneyChris all with stupid American sockets
@jfpoole business. but even in economy, you can get to that lounge by being a modesty frequent flyer (tho...flying… https://t.co/uant5J02Ch
@amandalcormier ok but can she hit the high notes in “jones bbq and foot massage�
@SVPofThings “I beg of u pls he will eat usâ€
@janklausa I would ask google* (*lol) and pic.twitter.com/2T7HxekpNg
@janklausa is that roman numerals for 1 billion or
@LisaKennelly @janklausa when cos I’m back in Europe soon and u kno let’s bee friends for jpeg
@janklausa you mean: oh good point*
@janklausa “ice only gets in the way of drinking†is a philosophy I very much subscribe to
@ZazzyV we can only dream
this is for @janklausa pic.twitter.com/YyTRwQxql8
@ZazzyV exothermic reactions! sodium acetate! terribly bad ideas!
not long until I see this little idiot (📸 @moni_ka_rina / @workingkills) https://t.co/n3lVzkPBNc
on the plus side, they have edamame
RT @Jayne13: History to be made with first MÄori and Aboriginal haka https://t.co/IMclZ7DifE
@RachaelHasIdeas the prince formerly known as
@amandalcormier I need a backup vocalist for accompaniment tho
@RandiBop I know, bbq at a foot massage place is just immoral
I have this on in the background while paying some bills vine.co/v/eHdz6qdOl66
@ratkins I mean, I'm not allowed into the Qatar lounge because I'm not dressed well enough, so I guess that's proba… https://t.co/y3uXLrc95V
airport lounges are uncomfortable at the best of times, but I’ve never been literally all alone in one beforpic.twitter.com/mR5qJh7urxrx
@janklausa take a Grab imo
@oh_pies me, im ok just a bit sweaty gross and what’s the word disgusting yeah cool
this being singular instead of plural makes it kind of terrifying pic.twitter.com/ngPwmAnDRK
@janklausa @Emmelinecady dang, 2018 is doing me good
@janklausa @Emmelinecady but yes pls
@janklausa @Emmelinecady nah it’s different when it’s to send to someone for a reason??? I think?????? at least in my head
@Emmelinecady AS IT TURNS OUT, the funeral director person was in the room, tucked up in the corner. probably a leg… https://t.co/XmMZLxZMqW
@Emmelinecady I made everyone leave the room so it was just me and a casket and I didn't know what to do so I took… https://t.co/l2V5R5T0c3
@HanneyChris Chrehhhhs/Kris
@Gwladruns nailed it, yep
reminds me of a time in NL asking for a train ticket to “Liege†not knowing the Flemish name for it. the person had… https://t.co/lUZEazyFMd
oh shit, Liège-Bastogne-Liège is on tonight. I’ve got plans after all!
sentimental josh: I’ve spent a lot of time with so many of my favourite people in the last few weeks and my heart is so full. aw.
@popcorncx probably needs more “oâ€s though?
tonight is the first night in very many nights I don’t have something planned/someone to see
@dutchhoemafia gonna need to see some references I’m afraid
@dutchhoemafia I'm cool with it, but I'll have to check with Pux. she's runs the show
cool cool, at the airport to leave Singapore and I find the local SIM card I stashed away for safe keeping (aka lost forever)
@Emmelinecady I'm into it
@Emmelinecady lol
@nzJayZee that reminds me: https://t.co/anS0MzEfRi
@craigwinslow @MakeThinkCode @pnca shaders and computers still blow my mind. basic maths, boom, art!
@dutchhoemafia decisions are hard
@dutchhoemafia and hook in to bullshit vegan snax with some fuckface in Berlin ok
manjusrii Early unit of computing power: one "kilogirl" was equivalent to a thousand hours of manual computing labor pic.twitter.com/inWG0vE2f3
@Emmelinecady even still. 50% wrong.
@Emmelinecady internet hugs. 50% idiots, the lot of them.
@janklausa honestly like today flying and tonight with a friend. just constant wtf. just last night I watched a su… https://t.co/ANJ9sz5DRG
(that’s on top of already seein@janklausasa in Vietnam and another friend in Bali a few weeks ago. hashtag blessed, etc)
sometimes the universe is excellent. I’m passing through Singapore for a night, and a good friend happens to be her… https://t.co/srT8sZBtsO
@nzJayZee @halfwrittentale @nikki_isabel HA. I never ended up finding them :(
soya later, straya. may you find strength in the cricket team in my absence.
@Emmelinecady wink
@Emmelinecady pls tweet updates when you reduce it to other significant numbers thx
@samuelgoodwin !!!!
ah, the open web <3 pic.twitter.com/3fTv7pkdck
@tealandpurple if you can get some opsite (flexible clear miracle bandaid stuff), it does wonders! I had a similarl… https://t.co/pHrSJSITGo
@gilfer @finicalgal is this a backhanded way of saying education should be free?! (and uh, mistakes happen. you kno… https://t.co/cgUBzY82Pq
@michaelneale @ANZ_AU @CBAnewsroom +1 to @bankaust for both innovating and having a spine in a fairly spineless industry
RT @der__Papa: Achtung.
Wichtiger Hinweis.
#Eichhörnchen http://t.co/3Ts2tsRYVY
from today until Tuesday, I’ve got 8 flights between me and home
@Politepix AHA
@moni_ka_rina collazione????????
@_writehanded_ THE INTERNETS. uh. questionably legal downloading services.
@_writehanded_ I'm watching the thing pic.twitter.com/UDcsDsKjIT
@myell0w @tobiasdm @meghafon @chriseidhof "how many wat(t)s is sustainable in a group?"
@_writehanded_ ((and @nzJayZee the couple of days before that!))
(related, it was super rad to hang out with @_writehanded_ the last couple of days!)
1980s hair shaming/~patriotic~ (???) Dad Rock™ throwback session. I'll miss being in this hemisphere. two days left… https://t.co/NdlqgH1Tim
@meghafon @chriseidhof @tobiasdm @myell0w I'm in for a bad "shifting gears effectively" session
@Emmelinecady @janklausa (sounds)
@whakkee I ain't in a rush :D
@whakkee it's a long story, but basically a combination of having an old booking (Bangkok-Helsinki) and cheap booki… https://t.co/qfGhrtS9rA
@whakkee so soon :( between Friday and Tuesday I have 8 flights to get me back to Berlin :P
@whakkee only a few more days. over visiting friends in the week I had spare before heading back to Europe :(
@whakkee hehe, I'm already up north in Nelson :P it was only a stopover to change buses
the southern cross has five stars, even in New Zealand
@whakkee nah, no idea what caused it. seemed more like a test...but at 4am?!
@Emmelinecady pre-emptive internet hugs
@amandalcormier buuut it's a holiday beard. maybe I can make a summer beard next.
last time I was in Kaikoura, I was woken up in the middle of the night to an air raid (???) siren. HAPPY MEMORIES.
@amandalcormier don’t shave or don’t beard?????
@ZazzyV yeahs. I did Vancouver-Seattle a lot which was fine. but fuck living on one for a week
@ZazzyV how is that a thing anybody can/would pay for?!