The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 2013

Ghentleman @notjosh "Vegan" and "Made in Flanders" go together like "Safari" and "Suit"

via web (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Feb 28th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@Ghentleman would you believe that they're even vegan?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Ghentleman

@Ghentleman this is why I can't wait to get back: http://t.co/Vq7WUvOBc6

via Twitter for Mac

"intentionally not implemented since should never be called" yfrog.com/j2nj8yp

via Twitter for Mac

@dewind mine is usually just "bit wrangler" or "builder of things" or something equally as non-descript

via Twitter for Mac in reply to dewind

@dewind "developer" and "engineer" are fairly arbitrary too though

via Twitter for Mac in reply to dewind

@caitlinstasey if you happen to somehow magically stumble on a copy, do you think there's a chance I might also maybe perhaps find one too?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to caitlinstasey

@dlpasco oh and @xoxo seems awesome, but I didn't go last year. it's on again this year though

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dlpasco from Portland, OR

@dlpasco I'm into @eyeofestival and @resonate_io typed things. not so sure it's right up your alley though

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dlpasco from Portland, OR

bam! submitted to Apple for review. (the waiting game sucks fyi)

via Twitter for Mac

oh my, @TizenProject native code is another story though. c++ with qt.

via Twitter for Mac

huh, so @TizenProject looks like a pretty elegant and cohesive OS. colour me surprised

via Twitter for Mac

@searchingfortao they're adorable when they're little, like most things :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to searchingfortao

@egyptynlvr oh man, is there an arcteryx thread? sign me up

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr from Portland, OR

@Quimberla oh I did it :) it just meant looking up docs for _everything_ (how do I cast as string? how do I do a for loop?)

via Twitter for Mac

today's lesson: my Python skills are..absent

via Twitter for Mac

@oh_pies way out of line. you're not filthy. (but you did steal my job so you're a cunt)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@Quimberla @efcliz YOOOO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT #wannabe

via Twitter for Mac

@declandebarra I'm gonna start reporting you, just to be safe

via Twitter for Mac in reply to declandebarra

@declandebarra are the takedowns automated? or are they issued (wrongly, illegally?) by someone?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to declandebarra

@sleepthedayaway I know DM, yeah :) but just wasn't sure if I should get my hopes up. I miss maltesers :(

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@rblimey frankly it was probably better to not bother at all. consider this a life lesson

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rblimey

@teacuptempest oh silkworm, when did you get so classy? is this what Preston did to you? :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to teacuptempest

@BreeMateljan I want to go to Japan to see how well my cards are(n't) accepted

via Twitter for Mac in reply to BreeMateljan

RT @gemmalucysmart: Beautiful Sharehouse in South Sydney looking for vegan housemate. http://t.co/hnF4oilquq

via Twitter for Mac

@nickforge 1) you're loading it wrong
2) you plugged it in wrong
3) you're setting them wrong

via Twitter for Mac

@mugunthkumar @cocoanetics @jerryhjones cmd-shift-g, ~/Library/ (which has tab complete) is the quickest way I know of

via Twitter for Mac

@tyten on the plus side, you get things like android.R.string.search_go and android.R.drawable.ic_menu_search (icon) for free in the SDK

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tyten

well that was a first. just ripped a beard hair out after getting it stuck on my drink water bottle's mouthpiece

via Twitter for Mac

@Sideshowkelly at first I thought she was wearing a livestrong bracelet. I'm kind of sad it's not.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sideshowkelly

@Sideshowkelly so I googled 'anus tattoo face', and this was unexpected but awesome: http://t.co/UILe6WGbUQ

via Twitter for Mac

@teacuptempest really, I'm only vegan so I can anger other people. anyone in it for animal rights reasons are just liars.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Portland, OR

@teacuptempest that's basically how I feel about veganism and straight edge. though I do use the 'vegan' label, I hate much of the baggage

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Portland, OR

@Ghentleman it's not released yet :) but, uh, "Chocolate List" is the creative working title. maybe ChocoList. is that edgy?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Ghentleman

@Ghentleman it lists chocolate manufacturers, and whether they're considered ethical (remote data and images, with 'featured' carousel)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Ghentleman

and four days after, I have a (mostly) releasable (albeit quite simple) Android app! on the whole, it went much better than expected!

via Twitter for Mac

TwBirthday @notjosh Happy 6th TwBirthday! You've been around since 25 February 2007! twbirthday.com/notjosh/

via TwBirthday (retweeted on 8:05 AM, Feb 26th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

oh good, now it's hailing

via Twitter for Mac

@teacuptempest I actually drove past the official VNR dump site last time I was in oz. I miss him :(

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest from Portland, OR

@Ghentleman ".fgov.be" was an awesome typo that's never going away

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Ghentleman

@acht there's always hot chocolate..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to acht

ijansch What's your language of choice for APIs? (I have many php followers - I need lots of RTs for relevant sample) twtpoll.com/z2mruy

via Twtpoll by Twtapps (retweeted on 7:38 AM, Feb 25th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@ijansch Ruby: Sinatra+DataMapper for simple services = win!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ijansch

@Sideshowkelly WAIT YOU ARE A TEACHER? WON"T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sideshowkelly

@dariazeoli not if I don't have anything more than 'me too' to say. I'll follow on Twitter etc though for future resonance!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to dariazeoli

The Living End - West End Riot was played at an NHL hockey game. did not expect to hear that!

via Twitter for Mac

NullPointerException :( I miss EXC_BAD_ACCESS

via Twitter for Mac

I'm now eating some well travelled chocolate: bar of @TCHOchocolate that started in Madagascar, and then came with me to Australia and back

via Twitter for Mac

@tyten I'm 36 hours into android after 3yrs of iOS. I'd even take Xcode 3(+IB) over this :( they should group/annotate the XML autocomplete

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tyten from Portland, OR

@jfpoole (which is actually the truth. 'haxm' kext to run android x86 was failing on ivy bridge)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jfpoole from Portland, OR

@morganrosepdx IT IS OKAY. I fixed what was causing it. promise. no harm done.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx from Portland, OR

(though these are easily explained by a misbehaving kext. no hardware faults....yet)

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

just kernel panicked @morganrosepdx's laptop. twice. I have a gift.

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

allthepie @notjosh have a look at the middle east dude they are basically fighting over which deity invented felafel

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Feb 22nd, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

I don't know who I have to thank for falafel, but if there's a falafel god out there, I wish to subscribe to your thoughts and practices

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

new logic board day! hopefully no more kernel panics

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

I'm waiting in a waiting room. I forgot headphone.

via Twitter for Mac

@gsths better that freezing your arse off at least

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gsths

the Android emulator takes as long as two years ago to boot. this is not a good start.

via Twitter for Mac

firing up eclipse to do some Android. I'm scared. :(

via Twitter for Mac

@teacuptempest reason no.384701247 for humanity's demise imo

via Twitter for Mac in reply to teacuptempest

@herestheveg ahh. that's better than going broke I guess

via Twitter for Mac in reply to herestheveg

@flickiter I showered for the first time since Sunday or something.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@micheletitolo it supposedly steals/"gobbles" gestures (immediately) that would otherwise cause delay/lag

via Twitter for Mac in reply to micheletitolo

@egyptynlvr sometimes I think you make sense and then things like this happen

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@everyonebutsix you know, there's always the option of not saying no

via Twitter for Mac in reply to everyonebutsix

gilfer I love talking to New Zealanders about Festivals. They say "fistival" an I snigger at them. Stupid foreigners.

via Echofon (retweeted on 1:23 AM, Feb 21st, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@ratkins wait really? I'll be in NL in March!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@EricaLick @atnan hah, at first I thought that was some weird racist thing. and theeeen it dawned on me

via Twitter for Mac in reply to atnan

FakeChrisPyne Who calls their kid 'Geert' anyway?

via web (retweeted on 2:32 AM, Feb 20th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@Ghentleman sort of related: Blinky Bill was dubbed in Dutch - "good ol' Blinky Bill" became "kleine Blinky Bill". feels so belittling :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Ghentleman

@Ghentleman I found a hairdresser in Canada called "Kut". did lol.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Ghentleman

how did I miss this? iOS supports now

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

another kernel panic, this time with no kexts loaded. goodbye logic board!

via Twitter for Mac

@shit_hn_says "What is the difference between a convicted felon and an illegal immigrant?" news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5242977

via Twitter for Mac

I'm watching Homeland. apparently pacemaker hacks are written in Visual Basic?

via Twitter for Mac

@mariekehardy ah :( such unfortunate timing, March isn't good for me. why wasn't I consulted?!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mariekehardy

@nicholasf hola! you still after an iOS dev? if so, let's talk!

via Twitter for Mac

@jfpoole sounds right. I ended up at Slabtown which is…passable. sort of.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jfpoole

@jfpoole ugh. I'd believe it though, good falafel is slim pickings everywhere over here :( but I'll try it once at least

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jfpoole

@jfpoole Gonzo('s?), at like Oak & 9th ish

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jfpoole

went to get falafel from a food van. the door was shut, and the dude was inside smoking and watching rugrats

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

somehow I feel more poorly dressed/groomed at a hardcore show than at a job interview wearing the same clothes

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@jordanpattern 10am from Herbivore, it's (usually) a fairly easy pace, 35mi?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@jordanpattern hrm, I'm riding with vegans in the morning if that's of interest?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@jordanpattern weeee! I just got back in now. super fun day for riding. you headed out tomorrow?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jordanpattern

@jordanpattern hey! blue sky, what?! bikes?

via Twitter for Mac

today I got my Twitter archive and I reminisce about the good old days. like the day I touched Hilary Duff.

via Twitter for Mac

@daleharvey Charles has a built in proxy, if it hasn't been said yet

via Twitter for Mac in reply to daleharvey

@kouky ah, I'd love to see that. he's a scary dude.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kouky

worth reading for the comments: http://t.co/gaG5M3vM

via Twitter for Mac

@Meggs428 do you get a weekend this weekend?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Meggs428

@Cocoanetics -stringByAddingPercentEscapesUsingEncoding on NSString is probably a good start

via Twitter for Mac

@PHATRS are REA iOS jobs Melbourne based?

via Twitter for Mac

@XcodeJobs ack, tweet-reply fail :) replying to the retweet, didn't even check the username. *tries again*

via Twitter for Mac in reply to XcodeJobs

@XcodeJobs are REA iOS jobs Melbourne based?

via Twitter for Mac

@nichodges it's via a third party, not Dominoes directly..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to nichodges

@sleepthedayaway hey, this might be weird/late. but those vegan maltesers - do they still exist? are they on http://t.co/hcZKEeMG somewhere?

via web

@erinwiko so. you've learned that I've just started working in your office. hello.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to erinwiko

@cluebyfourgirl ayup. it's hard for them, I'm sure. I wish I had answers for them ;[

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cluebyfourgirl

@cluebyfourgirl as much as I want to loveeeee it, I've always struggled to :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cluebyfourgirl

@BreeMateljan that's the best/worst. I got home from a conference the other day and felt both inspired and crushed, argh

via Twitter for Mac in reply to BreeMateljan

@ComcastMichael I suppose I'll try to give you money when I don't have to sit on hold for >15mins. I've got better things to do with my time

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ComcastMichael

@comcastcares the "Create a username" fails for me, with no error. this makes it difficult for me to give you money. I heard you like money!

via Twitter for Mac

@colincornaby probably the same people still making 3D TVs..

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to colincornaby from Portland, OR

great buttz think alike

via Twitter for Mac

@Lauren_Belle you wouldn't be the first to jump ship to Coles because of Macro shitness

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Lauren_Belle

@everyonebutsix <marquee><blink>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</blink></marquee>

via Twitter for Mac in reply to everyonebutsix

@Palleas you mean you need to potato potato more potato?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Palleas

@CodingFabian obviously a conspiracy between Twitter and Apple

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CodingFabian

@LagustaBonbon WAY TO CHEAPEN IT FOR ME. I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONE AND ONLY :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to LagustaBonbon

@oh_pies am I allowed to laugh at least? I mean, someone has to

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@aimzsta it used to happen automatically? but maybe I'm thinking of changing ISPs. and I wouldn't trust Optus either way

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amieteacake from Enterprise, NV

@for_esme damn. I'm after a 3gs ;[

via Twitter for Mac

@eyeofestival so is wait list effectively out of luck? or will you get through a decent number of them? i.e. should I hold my breath?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to eyeofestival

anyone at looking for a contractor? let's have a talk!

via Twitter for Mac

@carrie1million you will soon. take care of yourself until then :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carrie1million

@carrie1million it is. I had to cancel a trip to Central America, but there is no where else that I wanted to be. home is still home.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carrie1million

@carrie1million ah, sorry to hear. I'm a week back in the US after my grandmother's funeral in Oz. just getting it all back together now..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to carrie1million

@ratkins ahah, best day ever! did you bust out some of these? leekspin.com

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

bmf You know who doesn't want Xcode to improve its code completion heuristics? NSStream.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Feb 2nd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

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