The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 2016

finishing the year with a milestone achievement! pic.twitter.com/ZK8Kly8p4S

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Syracuse, Sicily

brb Berlin, I’m off chasing the sun to bring in the new year!

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Tegel, Berlin

@ratkins the obvious? “Westfield Berlin”? ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from City Centre, Berlin

@twinfold heh, I’d swap in a heartbeat. I got 37º a month ago in Grafton!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to twinfold from City Centre, Berlin

if a 3rd party binary SDK has only made something ‘internal’ instead of public (and is out of office until January), can I hack thwift

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@Knog any idea why a road blinder 2 would work last night, but not power on/take usb charge today? figured battery was flat, but nope :(

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@janklausa @Pinboard recommendation popups are their own variable reward!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from City Centre, Berlin

@HanneyChris I was, a lot! the macOS client is wildly unstable at times - I hit a blocking crash and haven’t been back since..October?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to HanneyChris from City Centre, Berlin

@HanneyChris I’m most of the way through Obduction though, so that’s pretty neat

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to HanneyChris from City Centre, Berlin

@HanneyChris “Windows only” means I haven’t played it :( I’m so far behind on so many good things

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to HanneyChris from City Centre, Berlin

@HanneyChris I’m only *just* getting to Life Is Strange now. sneaking it into 2016

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to HanneyChris from City Centre, Berlin

@luckythespider no I swear to god there’s never been a more perfect time

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from City Centre, Berlin

@luckythespider give him the ol’ “neuken in de keuken?” and you’ll be right. not even kidding. good luck on pronunciation though :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from City Centre, Berlin

@luckythespider just walk around scream watskeburt and he’ll understand np

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from City Centre, Berlin

@irldexter for some value under 140 chars ;) infra in your control though (*again, for some value!), instead of a clearly walled garden

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@whakkee of course, they’re not *all* off :) put it another way: app updates on Dec 24 before iTC goes down for 3 days is scary

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@whakkee very few of the apps I’m seeing updates for are coming out of Asia, fwiw

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@irldexter honestly, not sure. I think SaaS is different: you can rollback instantly. iOS apps mean days of reviews, approval, etc

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@whakkee I mean, I’m working this week. but virtually every country I’ve been to this time of year is scaled right back

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@CastIrony @ThatEricAlper being asked to attend WWDC. WWDC not selling out. etc etc

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to CastIrony from City Centre, Berlin

gutsy seeing app updates this time of year. a fun game of “we have faith in our qa” vs “what’s qa?”

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@ratkins christ, that’s..unusual and lucky. well done. I still can’t get an appointment via website :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from City Centre, Berlin

@michaelneale yeah, I want to see deeper than just render counts. JS is a weird world beyond the browser :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to michaelneale from City Centre, Berlin

(I don’t know if that even really makes sense, but I can’t find much tooling to automate JS performance profiling outside the browser)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from City Centre, Berlin

current concept: Babel transform to patch in performance/profiling tooling. does a thing like that exist?

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@GeekAndDad I’m not fussy, as long as it does the job. typically 4!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GeekAndDad from Treptow, Berlin

I mash potatoes using a fork, ama

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Treptow, Berlin

@dimsimkitty if only magnums were vegan, i’d gay it up in the most extreme of ways

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dimsimkitty from Treptow, Berlin

@christian_beer solution? it rhymes with “know no cods” ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to christian_beer from City Centre, Berlin

@nzJayZee I thought you gave up smokinggggggggsorry bye

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to nzJayZee from City Centre, Berlin

majaaudrey Currently in a place called Yass but on maps it just seems like everyone's super excited pic.twitter.com/C2ERTn36AY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Dec 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@ashfurrow I get 3mbit when I’m in the city back in Australia. so.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ashfurrow from City Centre, Berlin

@ashfurrow 50mbit, nice. was expecting “broadband” to be defined very loosely instead

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ashfurrow from City Centre, Berlin

does anyone have many resources for JavaScript profiling outside of the browser? so much I’ve found assumes browser/DOM

via Tweetbot for Mac from City Centre, Berlin

@Politepix like, fuck, yes, look what she did. many more people are alive as a result. that’s so good, despite this week.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from City Centre, Berlin

@Politepix it hurts thinking about “look what you’ve done, Merkel”, when Aleppo is still happening, and many refugees (c|w)ould have died

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Politepix from City Centre, Berlin

@veganinbrighton if you called it by its real name, they’d be 10000% sold

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton from City Centre, Berlin

@Politepix it’s kind of bizarre how that’s playing out. I enjoy it, for the most

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Politepix from City Centre, Berlin

@Gernot 98% of the time I have earphones in, it’s only the right ear. *can* it work with one only?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Gernot from City Centre, Berlin

@dimsimkitty @veganchai I dozed on and off in the morning hours, but was mostly awake. was a weird weekend.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dimsimkitty from City Centre, Berlin

@dimsimkitty @veganchai you only have to stand for *part* of an hour for it to count - not the whole hour! I sat a lot :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dimsimkitty from Treptow, Berlin

@irldexter activity tracker plus jetlag means somehow i’ve managed to respond every hour today

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Treptow, Berlin

22 hours into the day, 22 stand hours ticked off. not sure if I can manage the last two though pic.twitter.com/UfIK4SE2Jb

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Treptow, Berlin

@skwashd preparing your scripts ahead of time, I see. good idea!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to skwashd from City Centre, Berlin

the reason
for the season
is kenny g…son

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Treptow, Berlin

@earthxsucks meanwhile you piss away like $400 on a belt or wallet or whatever

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to earthxsucks from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa (and goddamn I wish I could be arsed to keep track of that kind of stuff)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from City Centre, Berlin

@elefantacastile mostly just like, painkillers from Boots, tbh. BUT yes maybe, I can trade you for a PEANUT SLAB from Australia

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to elefantacastile from City Centre, Berlin

@elefantacastile send me that fairy’s number, I got a request or six

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to elefantacastile from City Centre, Berlin

@luckythespider it’s why I’ve spent so much time in Oz this year. just got back to Berlin yesterday, even! she’d love your plan, haha

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider I put glitter in Mum’s coffin before she went to the crematorium. I’d like to imagine glitter in the ashes & chimney smoke

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@sophier_tweets @BrittA2211 I did that once as an adult. god I felt awful by the bottom. it was worth it 100x over

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to sophier_tweets from Treptow, Berlin

@bmf :( hard days. hope you’re doing okay, considering.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bmf from Treptow, Berlin

@projectid I’d like them more if Twitter made them easier to read :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to projectid from Friedrichshain, Berlin

@teen_archer felt pretty good chatting to my bank manager with it. aaa+++ would wear again

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to teen_archer from City Centre, Berlin

@teen_archer UNRELATED to anything, but dang the KWC shirt I got (wolf, if they’re different) is so comfy. I want so many

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to teen_archer from City Centre, Berlin

@collindonnell one reason is that it doesn’t work particularly well in many countries :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to collindonnell from City Centre, Berlin

@michaelneale @oysta seems like a pretty simple solution is to delete the app and stop using them tho

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to michaelneale

@janklausa so do I (like, I tag all my mp3s individually. have you seen Soundo?!) but like lol god fuck no

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa

@janklausa full screen control centre if you have to have more, fuck it

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa

@1Password okay, I did the “reset app, sync from iCloud” dance. works. very weird, though.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh

@1Password for…some reason I don’t seem to be able to log in to my local 1password app. is that ever known to happen? password is correct :/

via Tweetbot for Mac

@gilfer oh god, if @pussyrrriot had an entry this year…

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to gilfer from Mascot, Sydney

called @iiNet, voiceover said “wait time of 1h6m”, and less than a minute later someone picked up. not sure what went wrong, but I’m happy!

via Tweetbot for Mac from Mascot, Sydney

@DoctorKarl how come you can’t read words unless you’re looking directly at it? ie why can’t I read a line in a book without moving my eyes?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Parkes, Canberra

@janklausa i have crumpets. how’s that for a hallmark

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to janklausa from Googong, New South Wales

i just learned to gather the crowd, say it aloud, creative cloud. i’m so far behind the times.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Googong, New South Wales

@HanneyChris i gave no crumpets so i have no energy. i shall die alone and without crump

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to HanneyChris from Gordon, Canberra

the saddest feeling on earth: reaching for your last crumpet, and then realising you’d already eaten them all

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins I’m in no rush to replace my aging laptop :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins I got an appt once. that didn’t stop me waiting an hour to get seen to :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins just show up as a walk in. it’ll be fine. you and the literally 100+ other people in the store with you!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@GeekAndDad for what it’s worth there also, last time I went with an appointment and was seen just over an hour late (I arrived early!)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to GeekAndDad from Griffith, Canberra

@AppleSupport hi! besides “wait for over an hour”, how can I get a genius bar appointment when it seems none are ever available (in Berlin)

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Canberra City, Canberra

@irldexter yeah. the Berlin store isn’t much different. can’t imagine it’s much fun anywhere, honestly.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Canberra City, Canberra

“come back tomorrow before we open”, is the proposed solution. as though I wasn’t there today before they opened, with folks cutting in line

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notjosh from Canberra City, Canberra

holy christ am I sick of Apple’s customer service of late. I’ll never get this laptop in for repair :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Canberra City, Canberra

@incanus77 that’s how the Australian town Albany is pronounced. hope you packed your passport

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to incanus77 from Grafton, New South Wales

@paprikapapaya oh dang :( I used to use a tea tree based deodorant, which was okay. only one step away from patchouli tho

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Grafton, New South Wales

@geology_rocks if you could kill them in Pokémon, they would die in real life

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to geology_rocks from Grafton, New South Wales

@paprikapapaya Schmidt’s is good to me. Lush made(/make?) blocks that were good to me, too. I have stupid sensitive skin tho

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Grafton, New South Wales

@janklausa another reason for analytics to get mostly in the bin tbh

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to janklausa from Grafton, New South Wales

@Palleas all you had to do was ask because I definitely have answers to at least one of those questions

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Palleas from Grafton, New South Wales

@incanus77 I was stoked today. 7 minutes from disembarking, through immigration, customs, and out of the airport

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to incanus77 from Grafton, New South Wales

@flickiter yooo, bummer. I’ll be out again by then :( next time

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to flickiter from United Arab Emirates