finishing the year with a milestone achievement! pic.twitter.com/ZK8Kly8p4S
brb Berlin, I’m off chasing the sun to bring in the new year!
quite the subdomain! pic.twitter.com/n40Qh6pPuH
@SaltineJustine residency/work?
@ratkins the obvious? “Westfield Berlin� ;)
@twinfold heh, I’d swap in a heartbeat. I got 37º a month ago in Grafton!
blue skied wintery mornings are the best pic.twitter.com/116n1qVQvu
if a 3rd party binary SDK has only made something ‘internal’ instead of public (and is out of office until January), can I hack th#swiftwift
@Knog any idea why a road blinder 2 would work last night, but not power on/take usb charge today? figured battery was flat, but nope :(
@HanneyChris I was, a lot! the macOS client is wildly unstable at times - I hit a blocking crash and haven’t been back since..October?
@HanneyChris I’m most of the way through Obduction though, so that’s pretty neat
@HanneyChris “Windows only†means I haven’t played it :( I’m so far behind on so many good things
@HanneyChris I’m only *just* getting to Life Is Strange now. sneaking it into 2016
@Emmelinecady p.much yes. good thank you
@luckythespider I AM SERIOUS you fuck
@luckythespider no I swear to god there’s never been a more perfect time
@luckythespider give him the ol’ “neuken in de keuken?†and you’ll be right. not even kidding. good luck on pronunciation though :P
@luckythespider just walk around scream watskeburt and he’ll understand np
@irldexter for some value under 140 chars ;) infra in your control though (*again, for some value!), instead of a clearly walled garden
@whakkee of course, they’re not *all* off :) put it another way: app updates on Dec 24 before iTC goes down for 3 days is scary
@whakkee very few of the apps I’m seeing updates for are coming out of Asia, fwiw
@irldexter honestly, not sure. I think SaaS is different: you can rollback instantly. iOS apps mean days of reviews, approval, etc
@whakkee I mean, I’m working this week. but virtually every country I’ve been to this time of year is scaled right back
@CastIrony @ThatEricAlper being asked to attend WWDC. WWDC not selling out. etc etc
gutsy seeing app updates this time of year. a fun game of “we have faith in our qa†vs “what’s qa?â€
@luckythespider ovaltine!
@luckythespider helllloooovum?
@luckythespider HEELLLLOOOOVARY
@ratkins yeah. I have work at that time. :/
@ratkins christ, that’s..unusual and lucky. well done. I still can’t get an appointment via website :(
@michaelneale yeah, I want to see deeper than just render counts. JS is a weird world beyond the browser :(
(I don’t know if that even really makes sense, but I can’t find much tooling to automate JS performance profiling outside the browser)
current concept: Babel transform to patch in performance/profiling tooling. does a thing like that exist?
@BrittA2211 outcome: NoPro
@BrittA2211 but did you get a tent?
@andrewn an unexpected turn! pic.twitter.com/m8TF92RHVr
@GeekAndDad I’m not fussy, as long as it does the job. typically 4!
I mash potatoes using a fork, ama
@dimsimkitty if only magnums were vegan, i’d gay it up in the most extreme of ways
@janklausa anything. pretty much literally
@janklausa still on jira, huh
@BrittA2211 godspeed, soldier
@BrittA2211 dare I ask why?
@christian_beer solution? it rhymes with “know no cods†;)
@andrewn well then pic.twitter.com/WJAc0gQjHX
@nzJayZee hipster scum
@nzJayZee I thought you gave up smokinggggggggsorry bye
majaaudrey Currently in a place called Yass but on maps it just seems like everyone's super excited pic.twitter.com/C2ERTn36AY
`npm xmas`
@teen_archer blocked, reported for abuse pic.twitter.com/lLthP0RZUN
@veganinbrighton @paprikapapaya it..maybe worked for one of us. not naming names.
@peterbowyer ooooo
@objcio sure can’t fault that
@ashfurrow I get 3mbit when I’m in the city back in Australia. so.
@ashfurrow 50mbit, nice. was expecting “broadband†to be defined very loosely instead
does anyone have many resources for JavaScript profiling outside of the browser? so much I’ve found assumes browser/DOM
@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton hashtag nofu
@Politepix like, fuck, yes, look what she did. many more people are alive as a result. that’s so good, despite this week.
@Politepix it hurts thinking about “look what you’ve done, Merkelâ€, when Aleppo is still happening, and many refugees (c|w)ould have died
@veganinbrighton if you called it by its real name, they’d be 10000% sold
@Politepix it’s kind of bizarre how that’s playing out. I enjoy it, for the most
@janklausa reported
@janklausa San Francisco is so beautiful
@Gernot 98% of the time I have earphones in, it’s only the right ear. *can* it work with one only?
@dimsimkitty @veganchai I dozed on and off in the morning hours, but was mostly awake. was a weird weekend.
@dimsimkitty @veganchai you only have to stand for *part* of an hour for it to count - not the whole hour! I sat a lot :)
@irldexter activity tracker plus jetlag means somehow i’ve managed to respond every hour today
ok, good night pic.twitter.com/5SOoQqcWws
22 hours into the day, 22 stand hours ticked off. not sure if I can manage the last two though pic.twitter.com/UfIK4SE2Jb
@skwashd preparing your scripts ahead of time, I see. good idea!
the reason
for the season
is kenny g…son
@earthxsucks or shoes or suitcase or whatever
@earthxsucks meanwhile you piss away like $400 on a belt or wallet or whatever
@janklausa (and goddamn I wish I could be arsed to keep track of that kind of stuff)
@janklausa when are you going to complete the loop?
@janklausa good morning
version history for Super Mario Run pic.twitter.com/w3O1nxYrBo
@Gwladruns errybody in the house of love
@elefantacastile mostly just like, painkillers from Boots, tbh. BUT yes maybe, I can trade you for a PEANUT SLAB from Australia
@elefantacastile send me that fairy’s number, I got a request or six
@michaelneale no
@luckythespider it’s why I’ve spent so much time in Oz this year. just got back to Berlin yesterday, even! she’d love your plan, haha
@earthxsucks stop that, bloke
@luckythespider I put glitter in Mum’s coffin before she went to the crematorium. I’d like to imagine glitter in the ashes & chimney smoke
@sophier_tweets @BrittA2211 I did that once as an adult. god I felt awful by the bottom. it was worth it 100x over
@bmf :( hard days. hope you’re doing okay, considering.
@justMaku nice!
@projectid I’d like them more if Twitter made them easier to read :/
@teen_archer felt pretty good chatting to my bank manager with it. aaa+++ would wear again
@teen_archer UNRELATED to anything, but dang the KWC shirt I got (wolf, if they’re different) is so comfy. I want so many
@collindonnell one reason is that it doesn’t work particularly well in many countries :(
@GeekAndDad ha! off by one…unit!
@janklausa ©
@michaelneale @oysta seems like a pretty simple solution is to delete the app and stop using them tho
@janklausa so do I (like, I tag all my mp3s individually. have you seen Soundo?!) but like lol god fuck no
@janklausa full screen control centre if you have to have more, fuck it
@janklausa yeah but what have you gained
@janklausa how were you ever okay with it?
@1Password okay, I did the “reset app, sync from iCloud†dance. works. very weird, though.
@1Password for…some reason I don’t seem to be able to log in to my local 1password app. is that ever known to happen? password is correct :/
@gilfer oh god, if @pussyrrriot had an entry this year…
called @iiNet, voiceover said “wait time of 1h6mâ€, and less than a minute later someone picked up. not sure what went wrong, but I’m happy!
@Swamp_CHristmas TOFU CULT
@DoctorKarl how come you can’t read words unless you’re looking directly at it? ie why can’t I read a line in a book without moving my eyes?
@janklausa i have crumpets. how’s that for a hallmark
i just learned to gather the crowd, say it aloud, creative cloud. i’m so far behind the times.
@HanneyChris i gave no crumpets so i have no energy. i shall die alone and without crump
the saddest feeling on earth: reaching for your last crumpet, and then realising you’d already eaten them all
@ratkins I’m in no rush to replace my aging laptop :/
@ratkins I got an appt once. that didn’t stop me waiting an hour to get seen to :/
@ratkins just show up as a walk in. it’ll be fine. you and the literally 100+ other people in the store with you!
@GeekAndDad for what it’s worth there also, last time I went with an appointment and was seen just over an hour late (I arrived early!)
@GeekAndDad they’re almost impossible to get in Berlin :/
@AppleSupport hi! besides “wait for over an hourâ€, how can I get a genius bar appointment when it seems none are ever available (in Berlin)
@irldexter yeah. the Berlin store isn’t much different. can’t imagine it’s much fun anywhere, honestly.
“come back tomorrow before we openâ€, is the proposed solution. as though I wasn’t there today before they opened, with folks cutting in line
holy christ am I sick of Apple’s customer service of late. I’ll never get this laptop in for repair :(
@ericaavey but it’s so good
I won Keno! pic.twitter.com/Eoqesf4jUS
@incanus77 that’s how the Australian town Albany is pronounced. hope you packed your passport
@elefantacastile “merry christmas, xoxo mint linux“
@paprikapapaya oh dang :( I used to use a tea tree based deodorant, which was okay. only one step away from patchouli tho
@paprikapapaya did you use a flavoured one? or a plain one?
@janklausa so put them in Carthage
@geology_rocks if you could kill them in Pokémon, they would die in real life
@paprikapapaya Schmidt’s is good to me. Lush made(/make?) blocks that were good to me, too. I have stupid sensitive skin tho
@janklausa another reason for analytics to get mostly in the bin tbh
@Palleas all you had to do was ask because I definitely have answers to at least one of those questions
@incanus77 I was stoked today. 7 minutes from disembarking, through immigration, customs, and out of the airport
@andrewn just can’t put my finger on itpic.twitter.com/G45rk0pADhpADh
@flickiter dang i knew i forgot something
@flickiter yooo, bummer. I’ll be out again by then :( next time