The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 2014

@aelleaelle jesus, is something happening there this weekend? either that or hostels barely exist :P

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@aelleaelle yep! I'll ping you if there are any issues, otherwise it sounds like a plan :)

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@aelleaelle sounds kind of perfectly amazing :) train arrives ~12:30, so maybe 1ish assuming Mamalicious is easy to get to?

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@aelleaelle hey I'm in Hamburg tomorrow if you want to grab lunch/snax :)

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@RandiBop that's basically any movie that includes computers

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@RandiBop IT IS THE THING THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME MAKE

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huh, Vine works on ffox without Flash now? didn't work this morning

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@Palleas :fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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@Palleas not even in Franciaese. I am disappiont.

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@nichodges I care, and would like to collect the stats. I'm too lazy to charge and it's too intrusive. something more passive would be amaze

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@nichodges they sell so well, but I don't know how long the fad will last. so weird.

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upgrading my last iOS 6 testing device to iOS 8. glad to see the back of it

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@id I'm playing ALONE a lot. Desert Golfing is weirdly fun. TwoDots is addictive

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@efcliz settings -> general -> background app refresh http://t.co/7SlVN7QjfC

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@rblimey the hot tap makes it come out hot too yeah?

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turning off Background App Refresh more than doubled my battery life. 10/10 would recommend

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@brentriddell no, daylight savings. getting dark by 5pm is fucking depressing

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afraid to check `git blame`. I'm going to `josh blame` someone else. I think it was me though.

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ilu CAShapeLayer <3

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@mpospese champion of NO FRIENDS competition 2014

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@mpospese last *real* call was in August :(

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@mpospese last call I made/received was over a month ago. it was activate a SIM on an automated line.

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@brentriddell bring it the fuck back. this is bullshit.

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@id no no, I mean it happened on Mavericks. hasn't happened on Yosemite to me yet (from DP1 'til now)

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@id nothing special. it's happened at various times, nothing of note

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@id I've had that a few times since Mavericks

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@ppk the more you look at anything, you'll find more people to validate just about any/everything. most of us are happy and quiet.

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@berikv HEY. got any grapes?

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@oh_pies let's reject each other for practice then

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@ZuckerBaby but I miss lamingtons and mintons and so :(

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@ZuckerBaby hadn't even thought of cost, heh. first, Australia has to stop being such a fuckhead of a country, and THEN I'll think about it

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@ZuckerBaby always wonder how I can get her back to oz if I ever want to move back. flights+quarantine are a bummer :/

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@ZuckerBaby not sure if you ever saw my beast, but meet Pickles: pucklesthecat.tumblr.com

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@ZuckerBaby ah :/ complicated. I hope it resolves positively :/ can you call the hospital/family to just confirm things are okay-ish?

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@ZuckerBaby because SO MANY (well intentioned) people will pop up from the woodwork and it takes so so so much energy to smile through it

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@ZuckerBaby I can't speak to this situation exactly, but I can say that it's *hard* to have cancer/treatment and maintain good relations

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@oh_pies I'll stop being so pretty. sorry

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@ijansch literally dealing with this issue right now also. let me know what you find?

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@veganinbrighton @paprikapapaya @debedee @veganLazySmurf thank god loans don't get repaid in cookies. I'd feel bad about eating them :(

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@veganinbrighton @paprikapapaya @debedee @veganLazySmurf look jojo. if you earn more £, you earn more cookies for me. it's a win/win for me

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@debedee @paprikapapaya @veganinbrighton @veganLazySmurf with the money you save on loans, you can mail me infinite maple bikkies!

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@paprikapapaya @debedee @veganinbrighton @veganLazySmurf the secret is to flee your home country and hope yr loans don't follow :P *cough*

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has anyone worked out "Run in Locale" from command line xcode builds?

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@aelleaelle yowza. almost tempting to jump out, smack the side of the car, then feign injury. hopefully lesson learned to pay attention :/

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@aelleaelle it's been pretty weird how many people I know* (*ish) are sussing out @helloclue. tiny world indeed!

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@aelleaelle 100% okay! just that surge of adrenaline when someone decides to threaten you with a giant chunk of metal

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related: adrenaline is pretty weird and awesome

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hey, PSA: if you're going to be an entitled fuckface, don't demonstrate it with your car against a cyclist

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@ratkins @Whakkee (read as: @ratkins is right - it's basically impossible to get it right)

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@ratkins @Whakkee if crash reports are anything to go by, v1.0 of any feature I build is usually pretty broken. we're all terrible devs :)

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@oh_pies I'd worry about apologising too. instead of "sorry", you say "suck eggs!" and then clarify "but not actual eggs because gross"

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@sylmobile upside-down (it's one, I swear) cheesecake mayhem

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@jasonsanders every. time. I'm in the kitchen. it's a curse. 📛

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“I’m a professional voice actor and you want me to be what?” “listen, Don, the kids will lpic.twitter.com/usjK6aBxolusjK6aBxol

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@christian_beer I had that at some point. I think it was related to a scroll view specifically. I moved that one declaration to code

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@ashfurrow in Soviet Russia, Russian jokes land you!

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@bsneed @steveriggins or. things just got weird. but we're on the same page at least.

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@bsneed @steveriggins it is likely a very real case where Australian English is quite different than whatever you're speaking

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@teacuptempest I'm disgustingly bad at (Hollywood) names, so I don't even know which of them is who. I can guess from performance though :P

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@teacuptempest augh, most overrated show of 2014. couldn't actually finish the second episode

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@averrer likewise! I'm on the lookout bigtime

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@averrer yeah. I'm still looking for a good symptom tracker myself honestly :/

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@averrer I work on @helloclue. as for less specific things, what are you after? pain/symptom tracking? general life (sleep, steps) tracking?

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@johankool @ashfurrow @tweetbot same. Twitter for Mac, Tweetbot for iPhone (and I don't use an iPad)

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@veganinbrighton pff :P the Balkans are cheap. just stay there forever. and Sofia is an unexpected vegan paradise!

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@veganinbrighton totally can't believe how much you're skipping :P why is the world so huge?!

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@brentriddell true. "Poke" was the clone, got pulled months ago. still, can't see a reason to be US only

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@cabel whoa yes, @kazoo04 is my new favourite tweeterer forover

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oh goodo. Rooms is US only?

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@ashfurrow yeah, I'm in trouble if I need to stream. but I have a meticulous local library, so it works for now

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@ashfurrow for what - music? podcasts? syncing devices? I avoid the latter two, and I have an app I wrote for music: http://t.co/Iizyn4AO4G

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@ashfurrow the way I like iTunes to be setup is "never opened at all ever"

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@ashfurrow @id something about cups, coffee machine ("coffee apparatus")

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@id @ashfurrow wow, it's dreadful with an external monitor :/

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@brentriddell I'm gonna start asking people that. "so tell me something..always wondered. where do you get your fibre?"

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@cabel haha, that is most fantastic. I like the internet.

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@ratkins Inbox is noooot the new Wave at all. nope. no sir. not at all

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@ratkins there's a native app on Android and iOS as well as the site

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@ratkins well it's a website. that's fine. they just fail at anything outside of Chrome.

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@Palleas it's about to get worse if you drink that..!

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standards and openness have paid off for the web! pic.twitter.com/IshJrYN4l0

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@declandebarra don't you dare. but congratulations :) that's awesome

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hm, you can't mark something as "done" and keep it pinned. means it's visible in my inbox the whole time. defeats the purpose?

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the Inbox app makes me feel how most Android users feel when using apps. it's *very* Android

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strike one: opening the Inbox app muted the music I was playing :/

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if Inbox is Wave all over, I'm gonna be ANGRY AT ANOTHER FREE* PRODUCT

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@messycook @FatGayVegan it's a Beegees lyric? "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk / I'm a woman, man go toast the clock."

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@johannacherry I need more SO XP to comment, apparently. thx giant error dialog.

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@irldexter I've been on that edge since mid-June ;)

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on SO, if I don't have an answer but have no other way to contact the user, is it poor form to reply with questions in the answer box?

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@SaltineJustine so long as it turns the rain off at some point I'll be happy

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@osobinka it's going to be amazing. thank you already.

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@osobinka I'm gonna add it to my tinder profile

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@osobinka "shake that ass, happy birthday sweetheart, you're the light of my life, I'll love you always". still not enough?

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I'M REALLY NOT TAKING ENOUGH ADVANTAGE OF @CAPSLOCKDAY TODAY. SORRY COWORKERS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET LOUD IN CHAT

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@flickiter AHHHH awesome! I was actually thinking recently how awesome that'd be

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@ratkins I'm still playing the Crumpler game until it falls apart

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY! CAPSLOCKDAY.COM

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@carltonkirby please tweet out if/when you get a health report, yeah?

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pretty glad it's @SixDayRacingCom time of year again

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@Jury @iconmaster I filed a radar that was duped about 2fa tokens over SMS being read on a Mac when not around. has that progressed?

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@averrer I thought maybe it was an old image, or..something? I'm still waiting for summer :/

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@ratkins call your colleague a chump. channel your yolo, rob. yolo.

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@ratkins pff. I've had 8/10.10 on my primary devices since June 2. you'll be fine.

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@Bozzified it's pretty and all, but man I hate it when scrolling feels like molasses :/

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@schwa there's always cg people running into a rotating metal bar http://t.co/jlIJVUCnPl

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@SaltineJustine I've seen Dr Kollmann at family-practice-berlin.de/en.html. she's American. not my favourite doctor ever, but did the job a-okay

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@kch that's why I write my own compiler

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@pjf @lolcommits I'm still all about the animated lolcommits. http://t.co/vU7HbGNHvB

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@Politepix true. I drag the icon into terminal screens to have it enter the path for me. I usually have a term for each proj already open :)

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@Politepix hm, I've always right-click the project file in the navigator -> "Show in Finder". never thought about your way before, heh :)

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@earthxsucks oh I was probably speaking to you in the future then, never mind

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@earthxsucks thought the other day was your last night in the ol' jay-pee

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@zaftigvegan @gregg_mc (though yes, bugs are possible and likely)

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@zaftigvegan @gregg_mc if you're having issues, it's a bug on their side. they either drop iOS 7 entirely or they make it work

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@gregg_mc @zaftigvegan I've had it on a 5s since June with no real complaint. ymmv!

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@Heather_R whew. I was going to demand FaceTime!

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@SaltineJustine ..if you're short on volunteers, I'd eat :)

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@SaltineJustine yet another reason to switch to duckduckgo :P

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@irldexter we don't like war, but we can't say no to aerial fencing

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@Cyclocosm hey just a heads up - the audio seems much worse on the CT stream. I’ve only noticed on mobile though, but just fyi!

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@paprikapapaya how betrayed would your cats feel if you got a puckles?

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Australian military planes prefer jousting over dropping bombs pic.twitter.com/VACq4EBrFw

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@CanTeenAus "Users outside of Australia are not allowed to join the CanTeen website." :(

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@waxpancake like most changes, once you're used to it, the old version looks dated and horrible

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@pandawithcookie @myfridgie it is 100% adorable and 100% awesome

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@Gary_BBGames I didn’t expect to at all..but we were almost right in the centre!

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achievement finally unlocked: an app I work on’s icon shown during Apple event

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@danimal @steipete well, some US choc is okay :) but not the mass-market typed stuff

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huh. even moving a Xcode window from a retina to non-retina display causes a diff in the .storyboard (0.5pt issues)

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@schwa Steve Jobs chemtrails NSA conspiracy probably

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