@mariekehardy like, he won't even need to change his instagram name. he's playing the long game already. fucking genius.
@mariekehardy WARNEY FOR PM! we need an election in 2023. it'll be perfect.
@mariekehardy he's a man of the people! when's the last time Abbott asked your fav?
@mariekehardy fucking christ almighty. AND he'd still be a better PM than Abbott.
@incanus77 I know! that's why I'm asking :)
@incanus77 are there vector maps on iOS yet? ;) (but, touche. you make a good point, dammit)
@morganrosepdx ya rly
@michellesanver good luck!
Pokemon or not, it’s infinitely better than Apple’s map of the cpic.twitter.com/KrMAC2FUsdFUsd
also, `sudowoodo` sounds like a *nix command, not a pokemon
re: Pokemon pic.twitter.com/ATTEn6VUPQ
I’m guessing Pokemon i@googlele’s April fools? or am I way late to this party?
@Sideshowkelly you've lost count?
@chriseidhof just a couple of nights. gotta be in Belgrade later in the week (back via Skopje..)
@chriseidhof huh, I'll see what I can do. there are limited buses out that way, not sure I can swing it. there's always next time :)
hostelworld.com is unexpectedly political. I wonder if there are repercussions for the wrong choice.. pic.twitter.com/nucjO3sCWD
cellos are kind of amazing. fact.
nothing like interrupting a holiday with a production issue! [holiday resume];
@futurecat how mundane are most of them? haha
@stephbelding nervous they'll ignore it.. "[Japan] is free to continue whaling if it withdraws from the 1986 moratorium or the 1946 treaty."
@stephbelding I was *so* nervous all morning. I've been waiting months (and months and months) for this verdict
@jasonsanders I'm in Bulgaria. it's super awesome! but enjoy Berlin :)
@oh_pies I'll take it as a sign and just..stop.
@oh_pies and then I googled "prettier things" and this happened https://t.co/MXY74IL6Yd
@oh_pies like this? http://t.co/mDKVVJ2S62
@ribeto sweet! the monastery was on the list :)
@ratkins amazing, isn’t it?
@ribeto cool! I got to Sofia today. in the country fur a couple of days with no solid plan. any must-dos?
did not expect Bulgaria to have stupid-fast internet everywhere. cafe wifi faster than my home connection. nuts!
@ribeto hey, I can’t remember. did you say you were Bulgarian?
@wtabs yep. ridic.
aaaand Twitter thinks I’m Russia. close enough, I guess
@ratkins thought about it. was worried device sleep woulda suppressed it
apparently I don’t get Schengen stamps in my passport anymore? that’s kind of sad
Android: where 4 hours equals 3 hours. it kiiiind of gets daylight savings. (ftr, Siri/Apple got it right) pic.twitter.com/ttDag2hjoz
@higzbozon thanks!
@petsound I did just tell Siri "wake me up in 4 hours" and it factored in the hour jump. I'm just worried it won't go off at all..
@higzbozon the flight is in like 6.5 hours :( I guess I should get some sleep in..
I have a ~7am flight in the morning. daylight savings starts tonight. any bets on technology failing me?
@aboutdotme hey, I'm pretty sure if I wanted to follow you, I'd follow you. auto-following is a dick move.
@higzbozon not sure if you saw, but there's a free lecture if you're interested: http://t.co/5d7xrRBPpTÂ...
@resonate_io awesome, thanks!
@resonate_io is there a way to view the programme by time/schedule?
@christian_beer @LinkedIn you mean you're not a jQuery expert either?
@ashfurrow heh, I have the opposite. I have next week off, and I'm gonna be an emailing machine
@airmailer is it a known issue that the UI doesn't repaint from time to time? (i.e. when I click an email)
@higzbozon fair enough. I'm not anybody though..just visiting
@higzbozon oh you'll be there? shit, we'll make plans based on that then. easy :)
@higzbozon I'm there Thurs-Sun (I fly out Mon). but I'm at @resonate_io Thurs-Sat so I'm not sure how free I can be
@higzbozon hm no in 9 days!
@higzbozon Suuuunday?
@TonyBradleyBSG most of the apps aren't open at all. so that's neat.
@janl @irldexter @nslater the closest craigslist alternative (that I know of) is http://t.co/KalzCOgK4j or maybe http://t.co/TobgMvBXOy
@workingkills oh god.
@GeekAndDad @bmf won't they all be in California since Mavericks?
@jfpoole thank you! Germans didn't seem so approving. glad to see Canadians have some sense about them
skills include: being adorable, having a sword
@Cycletart lol en lol is hihi. aaaand that's all I've got. and you'll probably need to ask a primary schooler to understand it.
@Cycletart tijd om te plassen #okaymydutchisterrible
ironically I can’t spell “good†either. in my defense, I was exhausted after a sword fight@juliaroggatzoggatz
@Palleas fucking lol
@VeganNomNoms if someone else takes it you have an excuse. selfies should probably be coordinated enough to not blink though
I tried to take a selfie but I blinked. I’m not got at thipic.twitter.com/kVNly7LBMwMw
@eksraystyle bro just drink hot chocolate
@higzbozon okay! so I'll be there Thurs-Sun - free all Sunday. want to show me around on Sunday maybe?
@colincornaby blocked and reported. hate speech.
@VeganNomNoms that's my plan. we can compare notes!
@VeganNomNoms no :[
@VeganNomNoms omgz I know a vegan blogger going to Dubai roughly around those dates!
@irldexter figured :)
@irldexter that'd mean getting a spoon! ain't nobody got no time for no spoons, sheesh
I just reached git stash zero. I'm probably a productivity guru. AMA
pour hot water in cup. cup responds in protest by shattering. now it’s a glass and hot water partypic.twitter.com/4JCwDiQbgBgB
@jasonsanders generally I'd like to see Kosovo, Albania or Croatia before Serbia, but I've no idea about the logistics yet!
@jasonsanders it's a fair bet I'll be out of Berlin by Monday. not sure where I'll be yet though..gonna make plans tonight.
@jasonsanders easyjet is p.cheap, so you can wing it pretty easily. but yeah, Berlin is wonderful :)
@jasonsanders where in Germany are you headed? I'm actually off next week :) have to in Serbia Thurs-Sat, but if paths cross..
@samuelgoodwin what kinda shorts you after? @missionworkshop do a decent job imo: http://t.co/1lsHoGqrL6
@jasonsanders got a plan?
@samuelgoodwin true, true
@samuelgoodwin it's still Rapha ;)
@BreeMateljan yeah but how good is lettuce? I mean, when it's with other stuff too. but fuck yeah lettuce.
@oh_pies @flickiter found something over here…pic.twitter.com/rGXSfHusX9X9
@id I filed a rdar. I'll let you know how it goes ;)
@id turns out that if the last character is emoji, it's "…"'d in the navigator: http://t.co/vENArgnFPB
@oh_pies but know that for every negative comment said, there are others there that actually do care and hope the best for you <3
@oh_pies :/ that fucking sucks, I'm sorry. I'm ashamed as hell to share a gender with these people
@ashfurrow I think the 50 (or 51?) bus will take you to Germany too :)
@ribeto @ratkins @ashfurrow whoa, you're heading so soon? I thought you still had months. safe travels!
@ratkins I did not! will czech it tonight!
@SaltineJustine I go to Dr Kollmann (family-practice-berlin.de). she's seems bored sometimes, but seems more than capable. American.
@katherinebailey what the le hell, man. congrats!
hah, I created a rdar about emoji issues (rdar://16431347), but bugreport.apple.com swallowed the emoji characters. openradar.me works :)
I wish Xcode would sort out its emoji issues. no one can see at a glance the danger of horses via `#warning ðŸ´`. rdar time.
@ratkins jesus, someone actually wrote out the script for 2pot screama petitlyrics.com/kashi/841966/
@id ":st"
@id there's a `subl` command you can use that comes bundled
@flickiter you can hide users!
ahh, I finally found the "Install Shell Commands" menu in @AtomEditor. that makes the workflow so much nicer :)
booting my iPhone 4 for testing. notification centre has notices from 874 days ago. too late to reply?
@alwarney so disable it!
@incanus77 nice face!
@incanus77 "cream cheese-covered juice glass" is the name of my memoir
@eksraystyle AHHH. yes. you win.
@eksraystyle frogurt
@peralmq ohai! :)
@higzbozon I'm there at least thur/fri/sat. might go to Kosovo/Albania, but I haven't planned yet. I'll let you know :)
@higzbozon I was there last year and basically lived at the, uh, "israel hummus house" or whatever it's called?
@higzbozon well, I'm there next week :) and I'll need to eat something ;)
@oh_pies YES
@0xced is there a right/framework provided way a la NS_ENUM etc?
@Ta3fox LET US FIGHT ALL OF THE TIME. we will be prepared for the Romans. and we get to make cool hats for battle. #hatlyfe
@EmoMRA hey, straight up, don’t suggest to anybody ever that they should kill themselves. no matter how much you disagree with/dislike them
@EmoMRA such good ideas, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. jesus @oh_pies what’s your problem man
@tonybmorton @JonathanPBryant @cfsmtbation I’m not saying density = heaven, but rather low density = greater need to own/drive a car
@_funkyboy "Emg@Google. Com"
@bmf oh I agree completely, I just wish they’d take it out of taxes then!
@bmf welcome to the first world. except that whole mandatory insurance thing - I've never quite gotten that
@Placescore I've tried it in various locations (at places that worked a-okay in past, too)
@CastIrony nooooooooooo
@brentriddell why have something simple, present and one-tap when you can hide it behind a menu and an extra tap? perfectly logical
@brentriddell it's pretty fucking terrible on iOS. one of my generally biggest peeves of recent times
@brentriddell that's on a website though, no? I think people still have different expectations of convention in apps
@Placescore or, occasionally I get this kinda thing pic.twitter.com/3LAEQX8LS1
@Placescore only a "request timed out" error - nothing specific. and yup, reinstalled the app.
@cfsmtbation I dunno man, even our most dense suburbs are pretty spread out compared to "cycling heaven" cities/countries
@Placescore hey, any help on my issue of place lists not loading?
@ratkins (and yes, yes I ate there)
@ratkins there was a joint in melbs that did vegan "chicken and waffles" which was totally fucking weird for countless reasons
@cfsmtbation even housing density plays a huge role in participation/viability
@cfsmtbation I'm so bummed about it. it's a deep issue in Australia beyond just "lol drivers". SO many reasons
@cfsmtbation you say "probably" as though it's not actually definitely
@cfsmtbation it's a general sense of entitlement that's flooding much of the privileged/developed world..
@SaltineJustine I did a school project with Fred Durst as the face in the sun with arrows to "Heaven with Fred" in case of death #fredlyfe
@oh_pies mullet?
@higzbozon so if I come to Belgrade, would you show me good places to get vegan food? :)
@ashfurrow you can disable the hell out of that, but it's via some about:config (or similar) interface. pain in the arse.
@Bozzified and if you're forced to use JS, then there's duktape.org/index.html ;)
@ratkins looking at the photo, I don’t know that I’d want to add him though
google plus thinks it’s possible I might know myself. I’m not sure if I’m friends or family tpic.twitter.com/g67Gz3aksez3akse
@id thanks! seems to be the done thing :)
@ratkins aaaaand now we're back toward the top of the watch lists. thanks :P
@ratkins there's plenty I can do - but I also value my time and sanity :) compromises are just fine for now
@ratkins yup, I read over it, and am satisfied enough :) still a concern though, you know?
@ratkins it's more "the NSA can do whatever the fuck they like" that I'm concerned about
@ratkins I've signed up. not stoked that it's US hosted, but besides that I can't fault the service in the least
MaraWritesStuff My no makeup selfie to help fight cancer! pic.twitter.com/WXByILT9wK
@hirodusk related: http://t.co/pZzYBQxSRD
@hirodusk fyi they're only animated if you use --animate (see https://t.co/Gxx0hW9Ete)
@mariekehardy can't beat a woothie
@steipete exceedingly small nitpick: it's spelled "suppress"!
@Cyclocosm you'd be pissed about the cricket too then, eh?
@jfpoole ah, it asked for an account. I juuust signed up literally 2mins ago though. tried jfpoole@fastmail.fm (and others) to no avail :[
@willem_meints from Microsoft/outlook.com?
@brentriddell I'm not saying it's necessary, just that it's there :) I'd still rather an Amiga 500 over a Playstation 4
@brentriddell to be fair, there's a lot more complexity in games these days
@jfpoole want a referral? what's your account?
@jfpoole sweet. they seem like the best option really
@irldexter http://t.co/GEWqAXDLJn looks interesting
@felixdv +1. it's perfect to see what you'd been taking for granted! case in point: sunshine
@irldexter interesting. I'm just sick of hosting it myself - too nervous about downtime. it works fine when it's up. will research!
@irldexter heard of https://t.co/Q2Px2gNIq9 ?
@futurecat I have delivery issues with my Postfix setup. though it's being classified as spam so it's probably something DNS related
@futurecat nice, yeah. them and Atmail seem to be what I've found
@irldexter ah, didn't know they hosted mail! I have my domains with them
who do people use for hosted email (that isn't Google Apps)?
@oh_pies :(
@InBobWeTrustMov any plans for digital distribution?
@j_s_n_d kein problem!
@wtabs like this one? https://t.co/ZPm37Vj0wI
@SaltineJustine oh, hah, you're at Travis? I'm the floor below you!
@SaltineJustine yar! I'd be into that
@for_esme @oh_pies for 100% serious (and I promise I know that it’s easier said than done) but you *need* to get results. knowledge is power
@oh_pies I'm putting that on my okc so short people will know they're literally worthless humans and not to waste my time
@oh_pies it's not good for anybody. there's no reason at all for it :[
@oh_pies that's always a thing no matter what. gotta be tall apparently!
@samuelgoodwin totally would
@eksraystyle 10/10 would dissolve
@eksraystyle haaaa like that'll ever happen
@zaftigvegan also I really like Robo Taco if you’re in a Mexican mood. no one seems to talk about it though. crazy underrated.
@zaftigvegan you should go to AND Cafe in the morning. it was my favourite brunch place
@ashfurrow and "we were all noobs once" is the worst justification. no, we were all beginners once.
@Placescore I get errors when I use the app! it no longer lists/searches locations. been this way for a week now. help?
@mattheworbit usually when you lose a period it means you're pregnant. are you pregnant? (it's too early on a Saturday. sorry. SORRY.)
@cosmocatalano finally you speak some sense. now all we have to do is build this bike lane the right way and motorists will love cyclists!
@kalle_koo okay! just got some invites. what email would you like?
@incanus77 you mean the one, the only @JungleBird?
Palleas The world is not ready for Mugjective-C - pic.twitter.com/O6XESvfnmm
Friday fun: if you're using `CGFontCreateWithDataProvider` in your app, try running your app in airplane mode. insta-spinlock! #wtf
@ratkins ain't nothin' wrong with that. my deck of SIMs came in handy today, even
@ratkins you've got a sick sense of humour
@veganinbrighton @acht not in June and not in September :) them's the rules
@n1k0 you don't follow enough people then :)
@acht @veganinbrighton Vienna meetup!
@AmyVegan nope. you should eat bikkies all day to train for Sunday. don't want to go in underprepared
@AmyVegan I'm looking forward to 4 hours from now. it's supposed to rain tomorrow..so. naps, tea, bbq shapes. all weekend.