The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2019

ShoebridgeMLC No one should profit off detaining human beings. pic.twitter.com/G6ChTV1Tde

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@earthxsucks yaek im vegan i don’t do that kind of thing ok

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@earthxsucks skip the cyst next time. just don’t get one probably

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@waxpancake welp, I played it out. ascending gives you these options. pic.twitter.com/OogLH4f3LO

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@colincornaby @CastIrony lots of People On The Internet have lots of Opinions On The Internet that may or may not e… https://t.co/mcugA4y7OD

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@KTamas I remember putting "fortnightly" on an invoice once and it being met with "???? oh you mean bi-monthly" buT… https://t.co/ebdrb0VV0u

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@charlesv meanwhile it rained here today and I'm mad how you actually get some summer

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@AskLyft to be explicit about it, my notification settings are (and have been for a while) off for discounts and ne… https://t.co/Wo8hD4md9q

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@KTamas @lyft ha, I'm currently back-and-forthing with support about how to disable these. "you can disable notific… https://t.co/jr9GCSjSgf

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@AskLyft yes, obviously, but then I won't get notifications when my ride has arrived. that's a worse outcome for everyone involved :(

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@ratkins @MissPiggy reading the misspiggy tweets and can’t read “moi” as French, but instead as extremely Kath and Kim

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@grhmc related to duty free evidence/calculations - I’m assuming you’re flying internationally?

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@steveriggins @kroger yea. I guess it’s mostly like Square readers at cafes Ive seen that most reliably have contac… https://t.co/kr3Rv9SoGl

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@steveriggins @kroger so no contactless payment at all (not even branded payment, just contactless cards)? I’m stil… https://t.co/xJWOgslMxr

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@steveriggins that seems not very good??? how is contactless payment not ubiquitous around North America yet?

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@AskLyft hi! is there a way to disable notifications for “there’s an offer for you in your account!” or whatever it is?

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@WonderBallroom hello, hi! what kind of service justifies a $10 "service" fee, on top of a processing fee, on a $30 show ticket?

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@Pinboard @ratkins god I cashed the fuck in on Beenz as a kid

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@charlesarthur @DDsD trying to pay with my contactless card seems to confuse, so I just mag+sign or chip+pin. Apple… https://t.co/9kmkYDKgO5

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady @bookymargoof way to paste the wrong pic. or maybe it redeems itself???

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RT @Beryllium9: I'm really not in a position to throw stones here, but ... uh ... some people really CANNOT write sales copy. Yowzers. http…

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@justMaku @KTamas @janklausa yes aka shorts weather, what’s your point

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@LGnome @pjf likewise, I'm down in Portland if you need for the next little while. just a quick bus ride away to so… https://t.co/feRVgbCZN2

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@janklausa earlier today I was, lol, going to ask how winter was, lol, going for you, lol

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@Emmelinecady yes because they’re from different regions

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@davywtf @samykamkar wa-hey, that was fun :) fwiw two methods I used to get the (whitespace) source were (rot13'd,… https://t.co/BiFQwp9iIW

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@ratkins oh not bad. there’s a weird void - I’m on €20 for 5gb, no calls/messages. I don’t wanna pay more than €30… https://t.co/KZAXGovRye

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@ratkins where to tho? that’s my ongoing debate. I’m still using Netto’s offerings in 2019 :(

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if it’s not from the croissant region in France than I’m sorry you’ve gotta callpic.twitter.com/slGFaiVc7aaiVc7a

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@janklausa I bought roasted garlic bbq sauce with @bookymargoof and now makin hot dogs so who’s more fancy?????

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@janklausa wait no your tombstone will just be a QR code that links to that tweet

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@janklausa probably gonna put that on your tombstone

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@flickiter I found an old Grade bootleg on a backup drive earlier today, thought of you! 🇨🇦🍁

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@CrashPlanSMB this does not instil any confidence at all when your one literal job is to backup and restore files :( pic.twitter.com/VomHcYdnem

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@CrashPlanSMB three times now! why can't I restore my files?!

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@CrashPlanSMB hi! why is my restore saying "complete" in the UI, when only a (tiny) fraction has downloaded? how can I get all of my files?

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@zoejessica ah yeah, totally. it always staggers me how poorly maintained general infrastructure is in the US :< be… https://t.co/OFmw5bGlU8

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@zoejessica what's "European infrastructure" in this instance?

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@Azshade_au g'day bloke, just caught your episode on You Can't Ask That. delighted to see you're still kicking in 2… https://t.co/OiiLcrltoH

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@paprikapapaya yeah, neat! I often ponder dipping toes back into Windows, but I need macOS to do my work :<

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@paprikapapaya rad! how do you find it? anything you miss? anything you'd miss if you went back?

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@Emmelinecady a) what did u just call me
b) and what did u name it

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@KTamas there’s a whole hemisphere for you then :P

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@_writehanded_ treatment itself is fine (1 tablet every day) but the routine (no food 4 hours prior, 1 hour after,… https://t.co/ZhaLmivgJm

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@_writehanded_ guess who’s got a shit thyroid! Fun New Diagnosis but so far it’s actually good and treating it is makin me feel more myself

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@Gernot I’m in Portland atm, and watching some of the buildings go up around here. so thin! all the wood will be so… https://t.co/BTAQMwtuUm

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@_writehanded_ oof. seven years is a decent stretch. it’s not exactly “congratulations” or “good job” material, but… https://t.co/0CZHqRIRKk

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@pjf and trying to convince them your contactless credit card will work without inserting it :P

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@oh_pies I read the first line as “I’m dad” which I thought was odd but the rest sort of made sense in a weird way, thx brain

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@TwoDots hey, uh, why does the game read my clipboard (on iOS) during app startup? that seems shady as hell. (I got… https://t.co/NKgyIDShbd

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@Emmelinecady I dunno what the fuck happened but this just came up in my search results so cleARLY I'm doing the in… https://t.co/os43k0REn1

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@Emmelinecady you can't have your scar and mouth it too

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@tealandpurple I uhhhh pretty much always expected this. good (?) it’s confirmed I guess?

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@MistressHamburg @RobertShippey @ContraPoints lol, I guess there was that time I was threatened & silenced after so… https://t.co/Gi0RkUn1Lj

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@MistressHamburg @RobertShippey @ContraPoints badly? not really, it was like any startup job - some long hours and… https://t.co/LibT9GqRyd

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@RobertShippey @ContraPoints (we worked so hard internally to keep the product itself gender neutral, but the marke… https://t.co/WLRtoMM0RO

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@RobertShippey @ContraPoints nah, not for a number of years now. so so so many issues there got to be too much, and… https://t.co/kEfebxNX4h

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ok, but, what about: cream cheese on a crumpet?

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@ratkins 100k is probably a better bet to take

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Aleen HI CYCLE TRACKING IS NOT JUST FOR WOMEN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Jun 3rd, 2019 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@ashfurrow I just came back from the southern hemisphere and the worst part is just the sun going down at 10pm inst… https://t.co/NBExJ2Xs09

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@endocrimes I have an Apidura frame bag that proooobably fits a 13”. I’ve been tempted to try, but always talked myself out of it.

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