The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2015

like a bad cover of a Billy Joel song, I hate having to pack-ack-ack-ack-ack

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@efcliz haha nahhhh. in the US for a week! don't even have to worry about checking scores ;) it all worked out…kind of

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@efcliz on a plane to the UK at 7:30am :(

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@efcliz DAY THREE FIGHT BACK YEHAEHRSTEabtnekritenvhawo fuyhioauwfoafwulh

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@johannacherry I saw this and thought "this reminds me of the cat @johannacherry sent me… THAT REMINDS HER OF ME.pic.twitter.com/Ws2IA9AFOVOV

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@oh_pies "hahahahahah give me a boat????" "why only one?" "hahahahah give me 5 boats?" "YOU GOT THE JOB"

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@playdots can do. I'll dig into it a little more on my side and see what comes of it!

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@luckythespider THERE SHOULD BE AN APP TO HELP WITH DETERMINING THAT

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@efcliz how is Ali doing this???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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@playdots hey! were there two versions of the app? I stopped getting updates, but a coworker is getting them. :( two bundle IDs?

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@gilfer it's a ploy to get arsehole men eaten by lions. don't mess it up.

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@1rebelnohorse hardly surprising. same kind of plot/progression as last time?

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@1rebelnohorse is a new season of "go back to where you came from"?

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@paprikapapaya I wanna quit my job. pls gofundme on my excellent life decisions

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@pjf I washed clothes there last month, hey. it was pretty nice. blew people's minds using contactless credit card, too

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@cabel whoa! look what happens on Google in Japan! https://t.co/uZpJjEzEDk

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@Cyclocosm heeee's struggling to even hold Sky wheels. this is about to get fun

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@workingkills figured from your retweet. was gonna save it for Monday though. happy early birthday!

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@cabel I think this is my favourite yet????? (??????????) https://t.co/SDBE8HK11R

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@mpweiher on the latest beta? it had issues until this week /cc @ekurutepe

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@efcliz @mattheworbit @jameshultgren on, in, what's the difference with a burger? it all ends up everywhere if you're doing it right

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@mattheworbit @efcliz @jameshultgren yep. introduced some Americans to beetroot on burgers. instant fans. so good.

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@luckythespider yeah I have a Tupperware box of all kinds of currencies in baggies. I don't even know what some of them are anymore

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@fbz !!!!!!! congratulations!

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@Gernot <3333 it even worked for the last trip I had driving directions for! pic.twitter.com/kHjIUrw27N

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@veganinbrighton aw man. I had another friend who was just there two days ago. jealous as butts.

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@brentriddell @getxpire seems like a neat app. but did they auto-tweet for you? no deal if so :/

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@luckythespider hahha I bailed on castles tbh. I'll be back one day

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@luckythespider go check out the weird Soviet monument museum thing

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@skwashd three codes eh. I’m not near a(n open) supermarket until Tuesday but ping me if someone beats me to it ;)

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@louieckim I just scratched my eye and while blurry that read "sitting on other people's faces". fair enough eh.

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@silpeen oi how old are ya, etc

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@Gernot haha so sell me on Sharknado 3 ;)

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@SaltineJustine hehe, then there should be non-js devs then. the js world is incredible like that - I stay miles away as best I can :f

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@SaltineJustine @Airbnb pretty sure jetlag gives me that effect: terrible sleep, wake up unsure where I am, unable to form sentences..

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@jameshultgren OH FYI. probably leaving work 18:30, and getting there at 19h

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@jameshultgren man I need to keep up with what's new in this city. Freckles is just by there, and it's so nice.

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@jameshultgren what's the hotdog place?! I am intrigued.

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@jameshultgren I guess döner + burger is a pretty full meal, huh. CHECKS OUT. good value.

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@jameshultgren haha, that even sounds expensive :( I am broken

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@Dr_Tabor hard to say. up, it I had to guess, but I'd say it's reached its peak :(

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@Gary_BBGames sure. sucks if you use Watch all morning, then battery dies and you have to use phone though.

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@teen_archer damn. was hoping to blow you away with something you didn't know :[

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@teen_archer sick. fwiw, this is the best record I've heard this year. hands down. profoundlorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-deal

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@teen_archer what'd you dig up? I could do with new choonz

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@tomgreenlive is Webovision on the web again? I missed it when you went to TV only :(

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@RandiBop GOT IT. that was the team I was defaulting to too!

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@RandiBop ACTUAL QUESTION. I am watching Wimbledon for the first time ever

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@RandiBop are we Team Rog or Team Brovak?

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@efcliz I *had* plans but..I had to cancel them ;)

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@CastIrony tbf it was handled piss-poorly. goodwill with community was burning at a tremendous rate

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@grantextauto xoxo you're the most best 😘😘😘

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@grantextauto now with added Crashinessâ„¢ on iOS 9 by the looks of it :( doh

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@acht I installed it this morning but it doesn’t work on iOS 9 :(

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@orta (I'd added the UUID, the icon was there, just not responding to touches)

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@orta huh, I built from source instead of the Alcatraz package and it's working now. weird!

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@orta oh, no I mean your Xcode plugin. FBSnapshotTestCase is working A+ (enough, anyway)

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@orta is Snapshots working for you in Xcode 7? it's not crashy for me, just not..working. I'll look into it anyway

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@christian_beer WindowServer keeps me warm on these colds days

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@gilfer but..were you there catching a train?

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wow, the web is slow when you disable ad blocking

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@Ghentleman I have to book an appt soon too :( weird mole on my leg. I worry non-AU doctors will just laugh at my concern

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@Ghentleman the hours are super irregular here. some days are morning only, some days afternoon only, some have 6 hour lunch breaks

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@Palleas pourquoi? I like Europe more than North America. there are waffles here!

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@CastIrony I can't see it anywhere, or in Spotlight :(

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@CastIrony huh. I don't have it. is it US only? because c'mon.

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@teen_archer "I took the first bus from coca cola city" at a festival sponsored (and named after) a coke sub-brand. cool.

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@teen_archer where "into it" is more of a spectacle. they're making enough from super $$$ festival tix for now though. ugh.

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@teen_archer I said before it was released: I'm sure I'll be into it, but I won't want to buy it. or something. which sounds dickish.

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@teen_archer "I like your old stuff better than your new stuff"

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@teen_archer HAHA. WHAT IS THIS? TRACK 2????????????????????????????

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@teen_archer …bandcamp? no way. cool. ish. but lol, this album.

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@teen_archer I..well..that doesn't work outside of AU/US/NZ. sucks to be Swedish right now, I bet. but yeah, fuck Germany too.

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@teen_archer "The album is available to hear exclusively on Pandora." lol

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@SaltineJustine I use a beer crate. a special kind of ugly ;)

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@flickiter no rules. personally, I hate games/blah. if you're excited, be excited!

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has anyone used Xcode 7 UI testing on watchOS yet? curious if that works as expected.

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@dimsimkitty have you tried turning it off and on again?

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@VeganCyclist I'd hate to see me climbing these days. Berlin is soooo flat!

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@VeganCyclist I did enjoy having mountains *just there*, but that was about my extent of fun with it

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@alwarney @j_s_n_d same. except I don't have the "staying up late" excuse :(

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@ZuckerBaby if you’re happy, that trumps everything. fingers crossed for you either way!

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@luckythespider aw I remember that station. there were birds trying to rest on the inch-wide window ledges. idiots.

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@collindonnell if not, happy to talk, yeah? otherwise, high fives and hugs.

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@luckythespider I was trying to explain that to coworkers yesterday, and why I wasn’t too bothered by being out

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@luckythespider the locals don’t understand that. it’s 38 here today via forecast and people are shitting themselves, haha

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@omaryak it’s cool, El Capitan is downloadable

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@ekurutepe ahh. changing the dropdown wasn't causing refresh in ffox. got it! no millionaires :(

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@ekurutepe yeah I looked there - thought demographics or lifestyle tab would have it, but nope :(

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@aelleaelle hehe. the best time to be someone that snores!

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@aelleaelle I wanted to try polyphasic sleep! it made sense at one point in my life..it’s hard though

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@aelleaelle I only realised it was piloted yesterday. assumed remote. the sleep situation is nuts!

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@luckythespider and if you die by the ossuary, then they'll just make you part of the exhibits!

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@luckythespider but cool yeah, if you die it's not all sads. free money is cool!

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@luckythespider nah Euros are super chill about bikes in comparison to Oz. they get huffy instead of actually angry

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@luckythespider the one at Kutná Hora? time some more time in that city. the cathedral at the other end of town is super worth it

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@jordanborth you see https://t.co/zar5s5O8rO ? seems like you'd be interested :)

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@luckythespider k well let me know when you know because I think I’ll have some time

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@oh_pies I talked to a coworker today about sucking dick, so

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@gilfer partly "fucking lol, how does that even work?" but mostly gobsmacked and appalled. wow.

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@orta I don't know how oncologists can tell people "we've tried everything, you're going to die". so much respect for it, though.

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@LisaKennelly wrong kind of "fuck the police", Cannoli

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@johannacherry duhh you're an excellent person and people know this and I'm super glad that you've found those people that will support you!

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job titles are hilarious

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@car2go cutting out my home area (by a long way) come August? guess..that's the end of that then. sad :(

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@Ghentleman convulse in a circle of dehydration! got it!

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@Ghentleman yeah but fuck it. I'll do it in my winter jacket so everyone know how huge my cock is etc

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@Ghentleman yeah I'll see how this 37°C actually goes. I might not go for a run after all. :(

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@Ghentleman yeah we're supposed to hit 37°C on the weekend in Berlin. might get to finally leave the hoodie at home eh?

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