The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 2017

there’s a Neighbours marathon all morning. London is a m a z i n g

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@DrYobbo @nzJayZee oh wow I remember those. never knew they were Aussie!

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@peterdeitz @mojorising @sickkids yeah, I’m definitely familiar with their work :) but as my chemo-patient friend s… https://t.co/Dai97ppciT

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@Emmelinecady nooo Europe is way better about full length things

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@Emmelinecady they need a space in reviews for “bathroom privacy sitch”

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@mojorising @peterdeitz @sickkids when does the name change, though? it has to be the worst and least empowering na… https://t.co/H81niDgA3W

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@irace @steipete I was just thinking today that it’d make a great templating tool. needs a little bit to coordinate… https://t.co/FcrRvyXoLZ

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@ratkins yeah makes sense. kind of sad though. Xcode 9 hopefully is a solid foundation for bigger things coming ay

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@ratkins did it get worse? did Xcode get better (hahahah)? did Apple make it harder to work with? I think people dr… https://t.co/pEuTN2VWfs

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@1000b I got mine in NY but now I need one for a friend :)

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@Emmelinecady her little purr motor makes enough warms for sharing!!

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super rad, @yarnpkg can automatically resolve (many) yarn.lock git conflicts just via `yarn install` https://t.co/lKo547iKkb

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@WorksThatWork amazing. can’t miss the chance to support the last issue <3

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@1000b (does anybody outside of Japan even get the tofu on fire joke?!)

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@1000b is there any way I can send you money, and you can post me some tofus on fire with (Japanese) names on them? <3<3

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@WorksThatWork the /patrons/ link just redirects to the root page. is that intended?

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@Gary_BBGames I’ve never made it all the way through tbh

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@ashfurrow morninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmorninmo… https://t.co/5OhHV8u7ex

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is anyone using AppCode these days? haven’t heard much from the community in a while

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@antigirl99 hey I’m pretty sure I still have a print of that floating around somewhere

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@1000b back in Germany now :( will you be at the Barcelona event? https://t.co/3yrHgyqQ9b

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@petsound huh! I only get “for you” and “top 10” types of things that I assumed were sponsored content

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@mugunthkumar re-indexing Spotlight, photos, etc? (why it’d happen on battery would baffle me tho)

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@petsound can you screenshot? I’ve only started using it since iOS 11, but don’t see ads. wonder if it’s regional

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@jfpoole finally some good content on this internet

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@leafwork @Emmelinecady leave out the Clif Bar? are you mad?!

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@1000b how did I not know this was happening? I will be in London that weekend! will see if I can change plans :) (… https://t.co/NzYmglhRXC

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@steipete ha, “5GB_PDF_FILE”: 2.24gb. compression, or bug?

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@HanneyChris fuckin’ Tonez. it’s always Tonez. some bloke headbutted him, and Tonez was incapable of shirtfronting him back

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@HanneyChris does it help that the hashtag is trending in Oz right now?

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@HanneyChris welkom terug godverdomme kanker kanker kanker en zo

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@musicglue (welp, now that I’ve bought it, I’ll go back to a pirate download for this because I’m lazy)

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Bandcamp is nice because it offers many download formats. @musicglue is offering me… wav files?pic.twitter.com/jj1vHyk34M4M

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@DDsD it’s confusing. I’m sure it’s easier if you’re local and have a longer history with the doctor, etc.

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@DDsD (sidebar: iirc, doctors can actually prescribe heroin here after rehab/etc fails. harm minimisation++)

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@DDsD not huge. a problem, yeah, but not as prevalent as in Oz/US/etc.

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@DDsD yeah my doc in Oz is happy to give me pretty much whatever. I’ve got a longer history/record/specialists ther… https://t.co/QCmQyPvrZS

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@DDsD I’d love if a doctor could prescribe 2 pills. for my use case it’s perfect. I’m happy to come back fortnightl… https://t.co/djjU1GGefE

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@DDsD (meanwhile, he prescribes me the biggest boxes of Tramadol he can find. yolo.)

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@DDsD agree, but getting the doctor to listen is impossible sometimes. my doctor (in Berlin) says “it’ll be an ethi… https://t.co/Rcvk325SAG

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@DDsD hoo-boy, the stigma along with it though :(

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@brockhenry fair point. wonder what’s in it! curious now :)

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@ratkins indeed. I registered in person when I was back. you should see how badly they butchered my address :)

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@ratkins I wasn’t sure how it’d actually work, but registering wasn’t a question for me. this shit needs to fucking pass.

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today I put the not-honey I bought on the weekend to good use with @Emmelinecady. we ate apples + not-honey! because that’s a thing.

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@debedee yeah, I’m pretty fucking embarrassed about the whole situation. but fucked if I’ll be complacent about it. get it doneee

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I don’t have to deal with postage, but I *do* have to waitpic.twitter.com/vumFPbsnbvbv

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heck yes, I don’t even have to deal with postageepic.twitter.com/s4VVYLyfZhZh

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@cfsmtbation it’s a bummer not being able to watch it live arghhhhhh

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@oh_pies “hahahaha but it’s so dark!!!! it’s so good” ugh

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RT @justMaku: Spent some time yesterday looking at the data from @openradar. Still not a perfect dataset, but definitely interesting to loo…

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@luckycatmiau hhahah “we’re all about inclusivity, I promise!!! unless we actually have to show it publicly!!!!!!???????!?”

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@irace hoo-boy, that’s a can of worms. I’m not sure any two projects look alike!

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it always impresses me how quickly time passes when I’m adequately medicated for pain. zzzzooom

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@_writehanded_ can’t help you there, but offer empty platitudes like “it’ll be worth it in the long run!!”

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the best thing about @Emmelinecady staying on my couch is that I can just show her my phone instead of having to copy the link and sending

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did my first TensorFlow work on AWS today. results are…mixed, but it’s good to know what it’s capable of

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@a2 it’s been my notification sound for forever now and it still makes me smile each time

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@MsRachyDoodle (I always hated that article existing. it is so not helpful at alllllllllll, AND YET here we are “lo… https://t.co/P52LefLEyL

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@whakkee I like getting https://t.co/39yinxRkPC directions spoken at me in non-English countries

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@MsRachyDoodle I want to go to a mustard festival

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@andrewn iirc there’s EU mandated compensation available

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@prostheticknowl I’ve donated before, and it’s almost the least I/we can do. you put so much time/energy into sprea… https://t.co/rTEwpQ3UGL

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@prostheticknowl I had no idea you had one! I’ve never had a Patreon account, but this is a no-brainer <3

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@jfpoole your specific problem is now a generic problem!!

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@DDsD pseudoephedrine is definitely available OTC, but codeine isn’t. if you’re still around Berlin, I have some spare though?

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@searchingfortao hard agree. I don’t fly ‘em anymore.

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@ericaavey @clue blue card requires you to meet income requirements tho, no?

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@ericaavey @clue oh sick. how’s that work with visa/insurance/etc?

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RT @julian0liver: HARVEST, my latest project, uses wind energy to mine cryptocurrency to fund climate research https://t.co/qT4ifI0xNt #zca…

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@averrer the voice is so important. I’m excitedddd about this being written!

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RT @knowyournodes: Today is World Lymphoma Awareness Day. Retweet this post & click on the hashtags to follow the conversation. #WLAD #Ever…

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is dessert salad a thing? if not, can it be? (and no, piss off with your fruit salad)

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@jfpoole that’s what happens when you buy the cheap stuff

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@janklausa @LinkedIn “because you’re a bigoted fuckup” x25 or

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@ashfurrow half day in hospital last week because “huh, that’s a bit weird” which s h o c k e d American friends. “… https://t.co/Y8UPXbb4Ok

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@jodiem @DDsD aw heck yes. Topography of Terror has a good section of relatively untouched wall out the front too!

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@j_s_n_d haha same. instead of settling in I got cancer, so they had to give me passing grades. success?

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@j_s_n_d for me, it was about it not being taught as science. it didn’t click as mathematics, so I couldn’t follow the narrative

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@j_s_n_d wow, same. year 11 chemistry was literally the only class I ever failed. I just could not get into it at all

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@Palleas pff just skip the conference and come get ice cream

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@Palleas how is there that much sunlight at 4am????? what kind of witchcraft

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@DDsD a friend asked the same a couple of weeks ago, and off the top of my head was: pic.twitter.com/crbzlkUnfP

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@__biancat I read something recently about handwriting notes ~lights up~ yr brain compared to taking notes on a laptop!

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RT @jwormington: 1/5 “Chocolate’s Dark Secret” Report on presence of cocoa from #cotedivoire national parks in major chocolate brands https…

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HUH. turns out @TurnbullMalcolm has me blocked. that explains a lot.

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@luckycatmiau cos there’s no such thing m8

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“The Worst Part of Chemo Isn’t Nausea”

https://t.co/SwDKtiB79d

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@_writehanded_ I respond to “idiot” so I see your point

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@Gary_BBGames I found that kind of drove me mad though :) part time work on top of full-time contracting. I guess P… https://t.co/9n1AZ7oFVp

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@_writehanded_ oh no, just “rubbish” vs “trash”

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@Gary_BBGames wow, nice. I’m forever torn - I’m not hurting for money, so sinking teeth into something “meaningful” is appealing, you know?

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@_writehanded_ honestly though it feels weird to say “trash”

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@Gary_BBGames was, before I moved here. resident visa == full time employment though :(

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@Gary_BBGames oh no, I work for a startup. in Berlin. lowwwww salaries, considering. (and yet, still very comfortab… https://t.co/PrTjV0TCTT

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@Gary_BBGames STILL. sans-tax, the old one was still a lot cheaper.

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@Gary_BBGames the €1300 price tag is really making me second guess :(

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@steveriggins Tweetbot didn’t let me upload HEIF until a week or two ago fwiw

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@steveriggins I’d even argue that apps have gotten harder/more expensive (in many, not all ways), so the same $ won… https://t.co/Dj9qQPnCQ1

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@steveriggins cost is a fairly valid and real engineering constraint though (as is time)

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@Emmelinecady yeahhhhh. I think dark is more okay when it’s more dry, and not as, uh, car crashy? something something.

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@Emmelinecady (tune out to the darker bits, catch moments of humour, etc)

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@Emmelinecady it’s still on my rec list tbh, but not on a “sit down and watch”, but more “when you need background noise” kind of thing

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@DDsD euro avos are almost universally rubbish

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@_writehanded_ apparently I’m meeting a friend at the porridge cafe for lunch, so it can’t be all bad

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@_writehanded_ it has been a week. there’s still time for it to get better/worse \o/

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@lstoll @kch “arse toast” is my favourite Colemak home row thing <3

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@leeeham translate it to German where everything is a compound word!

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@RachaelHasIdeas !!! congrats! as a survivor, and former CanTeen member, this is huuuuge. and as a current iOS deve… https://t.co/hxapd5R0Qc

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RT @GarvanInstitute: And @CanDoApp is live! #CanDo helps people going through #cancer treatment get the #practical support they need. https…

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@HanneyChris layovers aren’t such a hassle if you have decent lounge access tbh. sit, wifi, shower, hummus. :D

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@HanneyChris nahhhh they’re going under BECAUSE Etihad pulled their money out. at this point, looking like Lufthans… https://t.co/y7oCoJStM1

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@luckycatmiau nahhh just old photo of the same dickhead (and cat)

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@HanneyChris airberlin and Etihad were seamless the vast majority of the time :( I will miss that

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@HanneyChris I book with the airline though, versus via Travelocity etc. that certainly makes it easier to know who to contact first

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@HanneyChris never had any significant issue. occasionally my ~special meals~ get lost, but that happens without codeshare too

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@HanneyChris airberlin + Etihad, yeah. for as long as airberlin is still an airline at least.

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@HanneyChris I get about 26h (depending on layover) on Berlin -> Abu Dhabi -> Sydney, which is fucking a c e

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@HanneyChris huh, Qantas are your best bet? did not expect that. but yeah shit. I got platinum status last year after Mum bit the big one

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@HanneyChris wait you’re back in Belgium already? you don’t fuck around

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@HanneyChris (I’d ask if things are going okay, but ugh. internet hugs, friend. sounds like bullshit :()

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@HanneyChris wait what the fuck? also what the fuck we were in Australia at the same time?

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zachlieberman Quick test of recording sound in space and playing back by moving through it (video has audio !) pic.twitter.com/GdZcK3rj1L

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@HanneyChris @leeeham fuck he had a solid mop goin on. true Aussie hero.

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@HanneyChris @leeeham fuck both of you for putting that song in my head for the day

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@ZuckerBaby relatable. I am ready for a holiday :( it was suchhhh a busy trip, but I got everything done I needed to

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@ZuckerBaby didn’t happen :( ran out of time, now back in Berlin

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