The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2016

@peralmq STARTING WITH: what is the sauce? and the chips? :D @mattheworbit

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@peralmq hey can you/Saga help @mattheworbit with vegan resources for Sweden?

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@mattheworbit Duolingo is fine for vocabulary, but not great for conversation or grammar

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@BrittA2211 oh. it’s about migrants/refugees. “no person is illegal”

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@BrittA2211 wow, that’s weird to see, haha. they’re everywhere in Berlin. even more valid here though :(

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@twinfold I was listening to Killwhitneydead in the car last night. thought of u <333

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(and not even platform/campaign ads. every single one was just “don’t vote for this person/party” fear mongering)

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I have the TV on a commercial network for the first time this election. literally every ad has been political, besides TV promos

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@mattheworbit if you actually try, you’ll do okay! I haven’t particularly tried, is my real issue. you moving to Sweden?

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@AirbnbHelp hehe, that’s the one. good to know you know about it! shall ignore :)

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@Airbnb known issue? I just got a conf. email for tonight, but the subject has another city and date (that I haven’t booked)

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I looked up at the wrong moment and saw footage of an airport bombing on the news. I *really* wish it wasn’t broadcas@abcnewsws

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@irldexter drove about 6 hours today, if that counts. probably the same again tomorrow ;) (back to EU in probably 10 days, ish, probably)

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I am still so full of dumplings

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@justMaku a) sleep is fun, b) sleep is fun

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@justMaku `brew install livestreamer && livestreamer [url] best` to play via VLC. done.

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@jkottke I haven’t opened it since it happened to me, except by accident, or after an update to see if they rolled it back. awful :(

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everywourd disproupourtiounate

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@silpeen place is called Au Lac. i’ll be about 10 late

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@oh_pies FINE. also take a blanket. oceans are cold.

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@oh_pies as long as you emerge before Tuesday okay

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@Josh_Complexd no problem! never hurts to ask :) I did the same on Instagram (I had to settle for notnotjosh!). good luck :)

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@Josh_Complexd (as well as several other sites, sorry!)

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@Josh_Complexd I have https://t.co/eNOsbx2YXf and notjo.sh, so I’d say I’ve got “notjosh” pretty much tied up as mine!

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@oh_pies @flickiter iuno, maybe dinner on Tuesday? I should be in town probably mid-afternoon onward!

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@silpeen I saw a sticker on a car today that said “keep calm and go to Nimbin”

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@silpeen do you need/want a ride? or do you drive these days, heaven forbid?

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@janklausa is it still indexing and analysing your photos? mine took days to complete

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@silpeen nah that’s alright. Dickson for a feed? maybe 7ish?

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@Granite_Hope @VeganCyclist hahahaha jesus fucking christ speaking of social media. and freedom! and liberty! https://t.co/xv4LhCvE5c

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@silpeen want to ~do coffee~ or whatever people do?

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@silpeen you back in Cranberry yet?

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@ekurutepe I am incredibly jealous right now :( I have 3º here

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@jfpoole yeah, right, you’re “choosing” to be a brogrammer. got it. you weren’t just born that way. uh huh. sure.

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@geology_rocks last time I was there, I didn’t even make it out of the airport before “hey you got a problem, asshole?” in my face <3

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@SVPofThings I am waiting for the Euro to topple over too :[

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@jfpoole because you’re not a good enough Rock Steveloper

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@SVPofThings the production cost likely just went up though :f get in quick!

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@clue @workingkills I guess those values in £ just went up a shitload today

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@ericaavey goddammit. they’re called fullstops. which makes reading the headline very menstruation-focused in my brain :P

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@FactoryBerlin @workingkills I dunno..sounds like GBP investment just got cheaper ;)

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@ZuckerBaby genuinely if you need any help/advice on it, let me know!

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@dimsimkitty @ZuckerBaby true. you come from Qld. it’s in the range of Canberra-cold, which I was used to :)

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@ZuckerBaby @dimsimkitty ehh I work in software and 2/3rds in the industry that I know don’t speak German

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@dimsimkitty @ZuckerBaby it doesn’t get that cold, reeaaaally. the grey gets me more.

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I’m sure there’s kind of joke about the EU flag (stars) vs the UK flag (stripes) but what would it even reference?

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@brianleroux (for everyone except the locals)

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hmemcpy Leaving the EU was easier than exiting vim

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my ~conspiracy~ theory is that the GBP crash is coordinated by ~world economic leaders~ to prevent the legislation passing parliament

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@Granite_Hope @VeganCyclist (or, to be actually specific, fuck your gun laws. an outdated, archaic, dangerous, joke.)

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@Granite_Hope @VeganCyclist hahah “terrorist fearmongering” aka real, actual, constant domestic attacks. adorable. fuck your country.

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@geology_rocks you don’t look a day over, either ;D happy birthday!

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@workingkills @janklausa 18mb of library for…deep links. you could ship a JavaScript VM in that ;)

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@workingkills @janklausa I mean, fuck me. look at the “depends on” section: https://t.co/3qXhEnDgVU

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@workingkills @janklausa so use a deeplinking toolkit and an analytics package, that aren’t bundled with a custom database ;)

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@janklausa I’m amazed you’re implementing Firebase tbh. it’s always been a giant “whooooaaaa no, bad idea” when I’ve looked at it :(

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@SaltineJustine an embarrassing amount of my content is just emailed to myself

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today’s password shaming i@NRMAma: “no special characters (e.g. _?#!@$) or spaces”@PWTooStrongStrong

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@luckythespider ALSO fuck off because I’m currently doing tax. three years of it. not even mine. send me a fuckin pizza

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hehe, “Think of a Node.js application as a Starbucks cafe” (though, the article gives a nice overview) https://t.co/j7nEMnwDm2

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@petsound I use emoji as folder names. though looking at it now, they don’t stand out much. it’s a start though.

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@j_s_n_d @alwarney it took me a shamefully long time to learn what cilantro was in the US, and why the fuck coriander was on everything

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“Your password must be between 8 and 12 characters.” that’s pretty embarras@EnergyAustraliatrali@PWTooStrongStrong

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@SaltineJustine @ashfurrow I don’t know who to believe (then again I live in the future so I know the truth!pic.twitter.com/x5PdilqtZWZW

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I feel like calling this a hamburger menu is…insulting. maybe caps helps. HAMBURGER. yes goodactsmart.act.gov.auR0

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I haven’t opene@instagramam in weeks. there was an update, so I did. post order went: 3H ago, 3D, 3D, 2D, 7H, 2H, 1D. this is rubbish.

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@Dr_Tabor @SagaUnden @peralmq bon voyage! see you in another life <3 (though, of course, in this lifetime)

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senate forms in the ACT are much easier than Victoria. @pjf wasn’t nearby at a pub willing me on this time though.

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I did Democracyâ„¢ today. yay Democracyâ„¢. Democracyâ„¢ for Everyoneâ„¢!

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@SaraMG I’m surprised that no cigarettes are allowed. I mean, I like no-smoking and all, but that seems weird?

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@janklausa more like “could you”. like, would you hire me?

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@janklausa I think that’s more my “you should get a fucking job” license

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@janklausa which is fine when apps support that. but plenty don’t.

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oh my god, shared clipboard on iOS 10/macOS 12 makes creditcard and password (from @1Password) entry forms SO easy. AAA+++ would paste again

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@flickiter “NOW YOU OWE ME. SOMETHING SOMETHING SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES (AND NOT IN THE IDEAL VEGAN WAY).”

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@oh_pies like, let me tell you how I’m probably the nicest guy ever

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@oh_pies hey, we’re all nice guys deep down

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@oh_pies “now I’m a feminist!!”

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@pveugen I have a memory of that too, but I’m not 100% @samuelgoodwinin

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@j_s_n_d @instagram I’ve looked, I’ve tried, I’ve asked. nothing. it’s not even just that “I don’t want it”, but it’s just a bad algo

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@j_s_n_d @instagram it’s been on mine for close to 2 months now :/ I don’t use it anymore. I gave up submitting bug reports, even ;)

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@samuelgoodwin don’t you get yelled at with submissions on prerelease OSs? I vaguely remember that

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@iiNet @iiDarryn ohhhhkay. that changes a lot, and wasn’t made clear at all :( I will investigate this, thanks!

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@iiNet @iiDarryn or, in short: it may be a standard fee, but death isn’t a standard situation. if she was alive, there’d be no issue!

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@iiNet @iiDarryn $10, then I’d like to switch to something like that. but if I’m giving you $60-80/mo for *only* email? waive the fee!

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@iiNet @iiDarryn I understand it’s a standard fee, but it’s for a service that won’t be in use. if there’s an email-only plan for, say,

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@iiNet @iiDarryn (to be clear: I’m happy to keep paying, even if it’s $60/mth, until estate is settled)

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@iiNet @iiDarryn I’m trying to switch to cheapest plan so I retain access to email. I was told it’d still incur $30 fee regardless.

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@iiNet (it’s worth noting, as well, a customer of 12 years by your records)

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@iiNet oh my god, even with a deceased estate, you still charge $30 to change the plan? I really only need to keep the acct for the email

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@iiNet so, like, maybe make it easier for grieving people? love, @notjosh.

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@iiNet hi! your phone system doesn’t cover “the account owner has died”. disconnecting someone for selecting the wrong option is a joke.

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@janklausa like, that explains it, which is good. but lol Apple, which is bad

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@janklausa huh, I hide my dock. does that mean it changes when. I toggle based on that?

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@janklausa it’s never been consistent for me. even the same session of use, I’ve had switcher show on different screens \o/

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@janklausa I didn’t think you could use it in target display mode?

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@janklausa my anxiety is more around the icons getting smaller than the actual number of apps running? like in my brain, 27” monitor = np

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the automated phone system was unhelpful. my frustration is documented as such: pic.twitter.com/8933c2EJCM

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@dawnstarau @vortexau “Please do not call the office.” FOR THE LOVE of god don’t call. don’t phone them. oh god. nooo don’t. just don’t.

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iOS 10 autocorrects macOS to “naxos” and “marco’s” for me

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@leeeham life ain’t nothin’ but one trap after another

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@leeeham I’m taking unemployment seriously

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I found a USB mouse on Mum’s desk. ~what happens next may shock you~ https://t.co/aUxNUqnpfI

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@SoundCloud is there a way to prevent the website playing an entirely unrelated track when the one I want is finished? it’s _never_ worked

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@jinthagerman @SteveStreza sounds like a startup idea to proxy http requests via and https host ;)

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@ratkins the Swift might be, but i don’t know I’d trust storyboards etc to necessarily be

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@bsneed that’s why you test on your daily driver ;)

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@janklausa that’s what holidays are for. just take some leave!

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@Ghentleman this is one of my favourites, but timestamping makes this pretty trivial in the scheme of things pic.twitter.com/YaYxOePhR1

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@janklausa I mean, I’ve upgraded on day 0 for the last four years or so, so i’m fairly yolo about it all at the best of times

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@janklausa oH no i did the work i needed to which was easier than expected

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@janklausa there’s probably an iMac if you need something at work

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@Ghentleman sure didn’t. that was all algorithmic. i didn’t tag any of these, eitpic.twitter.com/b25ptEUSxuUSxu

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@luckythespider yeah nah it’s bullshit good now. you can also just search like “churches” and it’ll pluck ‘em all out

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@luckythespider yeah, geotagging is huge for me. they’ve added map view again, which is greapic.twitter.com/9RfsoC5zN2N2

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@workingkills (that said, I’m 99% sure they’d do a much better job of the recognition. I just don’t trust them enough :/)

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@workingkills lmao if you think i’m giving Google access to my photos

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and in the flip side, it categorises things super well: pic.twitter.com/EwWXgPHGtD

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this is why i don’t drink coffee (playing with Photos on iOS 10. it’s mostly scarily good though. really goopic.twitter.com/BR8kX5NX6oNX6o

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it’s been nice getting to know you over the last year, El Capitan. ’til next time!

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