The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 2014

launch image storyboards. easier than expected :)

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@CastIrony luckily they used the "windows 8" tag twice then

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@brentriddell was going to refer to veg haggis as "vaggis", but that's a bit suss

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@kch @workingkills Netto defs works with my AU credit card

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@kch @workingkills after activating and topping up, yup. I have 3 prepaid SIMs floating around.. Blau, Netto and FONIC. Netto = best of them

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@kch @workingkills where else would you expect to find it? :P there are no nano SIMs last I checked, but I have a cutter if you need

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unexpected but NettoKOM prepaid has LTE. thought it was only postpaid plans. 3mbyte down is lovely for €10/mo

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@gte but if you know anyone at Apple that wants a direct line, we'd love to help out. we think it's super important.

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@gte (I'm iOS lead at Clue) if it counts for any, Apple are receptive. I never expected it in 8.0 though. rdar://18472590 if it'll help :)

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@ashfurrow on a 6(+)? my 5s was solid as far as connection goes

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@gilfer I'm legitimately had hamspert before in my life. between the two of us, we should call Macquarie yeah?

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@EVRpodcast stoked. a million thanks (again) for making this podcast guys.

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the ONE THING that Yo does makes the app crash for me. this is legitimately a "you had one job" meme moment

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you give me a 1200 line code review to do at 6pm, there's not much chance I'll suggest we ship it to the App Store that evening

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@micheletitolo shellbleed! er, heartshell! I don't know anymore

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does the "About Find My iPhone and Privacy" link in Settings respond for anyone else? :/

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neat! just updated my phone's name on device, and it updated on the web's Find My iPhone without refreshing. THE SYSTEM WORKS!

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@lumobodytech well, of course it works now that I've messaged you. problem sorted!

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@lumobodytech is there any trick to getting my Lift to link to a new device? old device is off :/

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Apple are pretty generous with their software these days! pic.twitter.com/fuXipy5ncd

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@joshaber I disable it in Settings > Notifications when apps don't let me do it in-app

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@teacuptempest in what world wouldn't that be doable, silkworm? :P

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@ashfurrow well I originally had "October 10-17" shipping estimate after ordering, so who knows :)

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@ashfurrow my 6 arrived ahead of the scheduled delivery if that helps give confidence :)

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@colincornaby @CastIrony the trick is to have a rejected HK app. we were approved in 3 hours after that ;)

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@xzolian did the taps lag, and have stuttery flow? :P

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@conradstoll guess I'll have some bad news at work then :) but..y'know..good news for engineering

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@conradstoll huh, had expected something like that, but no beta/GM docs mentioned it that I saw. that's a shame.

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@averrer nup. but now I'm starting to wonder!

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@averrer yeah it's from there. I didn't get too many details though, just exchanged pictures :)

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@averrer weirdly enough, someone else I met up with in Reykjavik has a cat that looks almost identical. blew my mind!

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@averrer noooo idea! she's a stray orphan from a trailer park in the US. no idea at all about her breed/life/history

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@RachyVool not too bad! but, I’m literally on a plane about to head back to Berlin. it’s actually a colder winter there :(

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@RachyVool it’s cool, I still have winter to look forward to. never giving up hope

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@RachyVool I’ve had 5° weather all week, and it’s only just finished summer.. :/

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@earthxsucks nah heading back to berlin m8. just been away for 3 weeks. I’ll get sushi at work tomoz but just for you

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@earthxsucks I am literally on my way to the airport now m8

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@averrer thank you! and likewise, lovely to meet you too. also, meet pickles: pucklesthecat.tumblr.com :)

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@averrer my pain is highly variable. there are some patterns, but largely it's a matter of assessing each situation individually

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@averrer depends. usually not all night, but there's no real order around it. some days you get luckier than others :)

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@averrer ah no, no sleep = intense headache :/ and chemo kidneys = no caffeine = need sleep. if only things were simple :P

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@averrer appreciate it, but I'm up at 3am to get to the airport :/ I am: quick food, pack, naps, disappear

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@averrer pool it was! now I’m gonna slum it with 2min noodles for dinner because everything is p.much closefe

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@averrer ah actually I just had a nap, hehe. now I’m debating pool or food.

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@averrer ps today at kjarvalsstaðir is an opening (started at 4pm). I’m. kut big into openings though so will probably pass on it :/

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@averrer yup. about to nap first though, heh. any idea if the changed schedule is available? or is it just running a bit late?

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@averrer excellent! it's officially on the list :)

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@averrer okie doke. just look for the on human on the island wearing shorts, and that’s me.

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@averrer if yr nearby, I vote meet outside babalú and work it from there :)

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@averrer I’m still walking up. just by glo. I’m easy :)

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@averrer or wait. maybe. is that the place with a set menu each day, changing each week?

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@id I did. rebooting my phone seemed to fix it

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@averrer yeah going for chilli at babalu or whatever it is. be there ~14:10

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@averrer well I'm hungry. where's good? soup(/chilli?) would work. let's aim to meet wherever that is :)

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@averrer slightly west of the main city area at the moment. don't know any landmarks, but about 20mins walk away from stuff

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@averrer whewwww that's a big day! seems like it's all (basically) back to back? but if there's a break between, let's grab a tea?

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@ratkins if I ever see a NPE again in my life it'll be too soon

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@ratkins "broken" is probably the wrong word. it's an opinionated decision that some disagree with with +ve and -ve effects

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@Gernot I can only think they're doing something with iPad soon, and forcing us to build apps that will 'just work' when they do

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@Gernot ah yeah, gotcha. guess on the 6+ the idea of the orientation lock is a bit different than 'normal' iPhones too

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@Gernot that sounds okay though. but apps don't support it?

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@acht willi-sänger-straße 16, 12437 berlin, germanyville

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it's been a while since I've seen Lorem Ipsum on a production site: http://t.co/oUoq1dYJ14

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@averrer ah! I heard about the green map today!

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@pr1001 cripes, on the job page: "In your opinion, the iPhone UI is more beautiful than most women."

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@averrer yes! that chilli was the first Real Food(tm) I ate here!

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@averrer if you have any vegan revs around town though, let me know (besides the obvious..glo etcetc)

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@averrer I actually rate berlin (and germany in general, mostly) the best place to be vegan. it’s p.unexpected, but so good

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@averrer ah, lovely. sometimes some countries don’t - belgium/netherlands usually don’t!

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@averrer (so long as there's tea and/or soy milk, any cafe will be a-okay. C is For Cookie is my go-to at the moment)

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@averrer both work! I'm planning on The Babadook tomorrow eve. not sure what else..but that at least :) cafe works too though.

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what's the noun for a post on Ello? "I saw your ell"?

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@projectid also, I met someone in Iceland saying a movie on consent was made last year: faduja.is/fadu-myndina/ (translates as "get yes")

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@projectid hey! just read the news about getting the funding on your project. suuuper stoked for you

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while waiting for your Ello invite, take a read of OODBYE: oodbye.co

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@brentriddell if yr going to Edinburgh, there's a great vege/vegan haggis thing at the baked potato joint. sounds suss, but it's p.good

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@averrer if you feel like tea/snax at all, I'll be in/around the actual city area for the next couple of days

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@craigwinslow I've wanted to go for a while! sounds amazing. enjoy :)

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"Our records show your IP address is in MOSFELLSBAER HOFUOBORGARSVAOIO IS"

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@sabinegeithner that's on the bottom of my list of priorities here :P

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@kcimc @inst_int won’t be there, but the installation in Denmark last year (?) with the disco balls. how that was calibrated fascinates me

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@silpeen I’m outraged about it now. drafting a letter to the editor now

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appropriate name considering the font choices pic.twitter.com/8JPl9rNOsu

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@kch that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me <3

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@kch same. but 90%+ for me it's unlocked. only time that struggles is when it's raining

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@kch have you tried not holding it wrong?

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@kch what's up with Touch ID? works pretty well for me

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@ratkins +1. I think it tries, it just sucks at IMAP/gmail

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edial OH: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljkn

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@samuelgoodwin 43 for shoes. don't know that I've ever owned a dress shirt though :/

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@teacuptempest it says it right there! it's all an act since 1994!

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@schwa tim cook thinks you look thirsty..

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it's amazing that I can't type using QWERTY on a laptop to save myself, but I can do it no problem on a phone.. until Colemak comes to iOS..

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@jfpoole @CastIrony wait for my next PR. or should I say craPR? (you're right, I shouldn't say craPR)

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@mjoshlin no kidding :/ super super super bummed to have missed it :/

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@mjoshlin I was so happy the day mine arrived. aaaahhhh

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@jfpoole that's a damn fancy half-covered progress bar you got there

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@mariekehardy oh yeah, I've been living on happycow so far :) I'll dive through the second one though, cheers!

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@mariekehardy RUMOUR HAS IT that maybe you're a fan of Iceland and veganism. though I could be wrong. any recs/suggestions/etc though?

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@teacuptempest it's no help but from the sidelines it's really interesting to see your perspective. it sucks you feel so excluded :/

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@SaltineJustine ah fuck :/ just saw. disgusting, I'm sorry it happened :/

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@ratkins slow progress on a wrist wearable. got a prototype going, but been lazy on the next step

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@ratkins augh, why did I read this tweet? *gets out credit card*

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@peralmq eh, I'm more liberal :) I like MIT(/BSD)

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@peralmq a) Apache 2.0? :) b) you should fill in the template on the license - year and company name

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mariekehardy There must be a page missing from today's Herald Sun because according to real life 30,000 people marched here for climate action yesterday.

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@brentriddell for sure, but still good progress already :)

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@brentriddell the hard parts are the patterns+frameworks. if you can do it in swift, it's p.easy to apply in objc too!

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@debedee hell, if you get homesick, I bet I know where people could piss in your shoes in Portland and Vancouver

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@debedee oh nice! the ol' stompin' grounds. I'm sure you have a list a mile long, but if you need any recs, let me know!

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@oh_pies @moa999 can I interject with my opinion? too bad, here it is anyway

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@cabel it's tofu on fire. available EVERYWHERE

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@averrer I'm around until Sunday (mostly based in town) if you're better before then!

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@averrer oh shit, I legitimately didn't check twitter until now :(

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@flickiter I am! but shipping is stupid, and I'll probably be back over christmas..so I'd probably be there before a package arrives :P

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@dimsimkitty @flickiter @veganinbrighton depends where "there" is :) they might in the UK, but I'm not there :(

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@veganinbrighton bummed because @flickiter taunted me with photos of them last night :(

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@veganinbrighton it's no Minton, but it'll do the job for breakfast :P

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@veganinbrighton all good! just got the generic jam/biscuit one. no fancy chocolate stuffz

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@veganinbrighton jammie dodgers are vegan yeah?

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@ashfurrow same. currently lugging two thick books around Iceland. it's good motivation to finish them so I can leave them ;)

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@ashfurrow how do you live without deadtree? it's one of the only things I can't make the jump to digitally :/

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@flickiter I don’t think so! they used to have more of a bulge!

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I really wish browsers would stop trying to render PDFs. it's amazing how broken the experience is

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@incanus77 (*before you init is by booting the host app)

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@AnnabelAstbury Dropbox, email it to yourself, etc. there's wifi and printers errrrrywhere

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@cpickslay there's more content if you set daily goals and such

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@flickiter always backup! it went smooth for me though through all the betas. good luck!

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@flickiter same insides as 5. should be a-okay!

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@flickiter what phone do you have? 5 & 5s are np. heard rough things about 4s

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@flickiter @oh_pies iuno, I'd be pretty stoked to have thighs like hers. machines!

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@id @ashfurrow @orta the true crumpet way is with Vegemite. man I miss that.

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@noir you must be to the left then. they have to turn right all day to get to you!

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@irldexter I moved some tables so now I'm in between the two points. TX 13 mbps is..adequate for most things at least :/

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@stevenfarlie I'm sorry I can't hear you I was too busy shouting "ONE ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE"

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@irldexter phwoar. literally 4 metres over from that result, now I get http://t.co/ZoWw5djfgs

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@irldexter I think it's just poor router placement. closer to the window and I'm okay. standing desk tomorrow!

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