The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2017

@luckythespider nah it’s heaps good. creme eggs and shit

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@luckythespider yeah fairo. I’m like a decade out of the milk choc loop, so kinda useless :( …cadbury’s, why not

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@luckythespider only one that reaaaally comes to mind that I go out of my way for when I’m in bxl is https://t.co/yQG5ZinAFt

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@luckythespider most dark choc will be vegan. but brands that come to mind: Galler, Guylian, Neuhaus, Leonidas, God… https://t.co/a2mMUAoUJk

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@luckythespider dunno man, I don’t eat milk chocolate. but anything with speculoos is Belgian++ so you’re safe on the tourist front for sure

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@perardi @jfpoole something something it’s not about the size of the core, but how parallelisable your tasks are something

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@luckythespider it’s p.middling on the scale of things. but I really like their dark+rosemary chocolate! (it’s like… https://t.co/tJPVe3tGIa

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@_writehanded_ there’s a band called Need New Body and like, who cares about lyrics when I can just relate to the band name 10000%

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@_writehanded_ I dunno if you get hayfever, but having no immune system means that’s not an issue anymore. that was… https://t.co/HxO0MiAEpg

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RT @cfsmtbation: Les is more. Lest we forget. Extremely high likelihood this tune will get a few spins this week 😥 âš½ https://t.co/5hDe59TYpâ...

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@_writehanded_ those side effects sound wild. hope the positive impacts make themselves equally evident soon :( you’ve got this

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@jfpoole I’m saving the last one for breakfast donut

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€5 for 4 donuts means I’m eating a donut at midnight

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@ericaavey “bro yeah the hemorrhoids are brutal. you too huh?”

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@EarlGreyBrew (ironically that happens on the way to travel in a #1 pro polluting metal tube, so??? cool stuff, brain)

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@EarlGreyBrew ahah nice. I still feel fucking awkward in a cab no matter how free it is. some tree hugging bullshit, stupid

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@EarlGreyBrew I caught a bus from Civic to the business park near the airport once. was only a 5-10min walk away. n… https://t.co/tOk9WYa0RU

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@__biancat or deciding to catch a bus to work instead of biking, knowing I can deal with messages on the commute in… https://t.co/tZyMOsBljB

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@__biancat mostly just different ways to triage: i.e. I get messages from people in AU/EU/US, so timezones let me choose when to reply

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@__biancat gotcha, yeah, that’s hard. I’ve tried different techniques, but nothing’s ever stuck long term. I’m awful at it :(

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@__biancat ohh you mean like, a huge unread count when you open mail/SMS/Facebook/etc?

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@__biancat (and/or just declare bankruptcy and ignore them - I’ll get to them when I open the app over the course of the morning)

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@__biancat I disable a lot of ‘noise’ notifications (idc that someone liked my photo on insta, etc). it’s v.helpful.

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@EarlGreyBrew one of my favourite things about being here is: public transport to the airport. oof. good luck out there

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just set up a bot via Lambda for the first time. Heroku, but for single-use non-UI scripts. so good.

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@Emmelinecady I can’t even remember what you made me, but you made me something on my 27th birthday

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RT @UberFactsEbooks: You can order a "Hypocrite" – a veggie burger topped with crispy strips of bacon.

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@luckythespider then once you have a headache just take more for the pain. it’s a cycle that has to end somewhere, surely

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@ZuckerBaby will do! and for sure. coworkers keep saying “it’ll be a nice holiday”, haaaaaa I’ll be more stressed than when I left

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@ZuckerBaby dunno for sure. definitely Canberra. I fly in/out of Sydney. will probably head to Brisbane/GC to visit… https://t.co/kguYa9luWr

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@ZuckerBaby (I only took them for two nights in the end, but wow, what a reset)

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@ZuckerBaby I got sleeping pills when I came back after Mum died. talked to my doctor: “I have no energy to cope wi… https://t.co/VvvKWhwLJx

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@ZuckerBaby I am not looking forward to this in 3 weeks :f

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@katherinebailey it’s great, yeah. wrong time of year to enjoy it, but you’ll arrive at a good time! the internet t… https://t.co/bXKMPX6tUg

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@katherinebailey not reaaaaally. it’s the last place I lived, and where I’d go back, but I didn’t grow up there

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@katherinebailey oh dang. I’ll be around in August, was hoping to high five! next time.

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@a2 I want a userInteractionEnabled property

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@DDsD @younghenrys people bought it all up for the bottle deposits they can get across town

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“pictured holding a basketballpic.twitter.com/W4Y7XKFJpTFJpT

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@incanus77 block him, mute the keyword. it makes Twitter better, and I promise you’ll still find out the things you need to <3

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currently plaguing my brain: when someone’s bio says “RT is not an endorsement” but they retweet something that says “RT if you agree”

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@omaryak (Apple Watch is zero of those things. it won’t even play music to me unless I buy bluetooth headphones, lols)

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@omaryak the benefit of both of them to me was having it in my bag, battery lasting a long time, and being low-value enough to not care

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@unsettleddown no idea at all. some time probably in the next 2-5 months

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@luckythespider oi you raggin on shirlz again?

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@janklausa I thought you were talking about cabins and got confused about why they’d have it set so cold

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@vortexau except for game devs, designers, etc. it was such a simple tool for doing creative experimentation, y’kno… https://t.co/uxdEu1dali

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@janl @greenkeeperio that too, but also issue #30 didn’t get any response for over a month :( happy to help however… https://t.co/h4IzrrXTvZ

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@greenkeeperio heya. the `greenkeeper-lockfile` repo seems awfully inactive, but it’s a blocker for us really adopting greenkeeper. help? :(

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@_writehanded_ wishing you all the ~flat ginger beer~ and ~room temperature lemonade~ soothing remedies in the worl… https://t.co/No5ZziJ9Nf

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@luckythespider a festival or something? orrrr I dunno

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@_writehanded_ you should just get them to infuse the coffee first. two birds, or whatever.

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@_writehanded_ super gross, but: one time before chemo I had crumpets and a shitload of Milo. it made the fluffiest… https://t.co/x2R3wj7TlE

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@ZuckerBaby okok. safe travels. see you in Melbourne in a month maybe? :)

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@ZuckerBaby okok. I’m a country away, but it’s there’s anything I can do (flight upgrade using miles? ha) let me knowwwww ‘cos I’m down

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good quality YouTube internet Tony Abbott tribute video: https://t.co/Fu3tYIXvxZ

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@luckythespider you could be surrounded by Lidl as far as the eye can see, just like me

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@luckythespider nahhh not living in Oz any time soon I reckon. a few years at least

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@luckythespider then I could afford to come visit uuuuu forever

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@luckythespider we could write an app together and make millions

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@luckythespider hahah. I’m known for….my…….bladder?????

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@luckythespider all the Lidls will be full of piss by then

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RT @FoodIsPower: We updated our #chocolate list with 24 new companies! Did your favs make the list? https://t.co/Qct1etxk74 #EatYourEthics…

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@luckythespider Prague is the problem, not Lidl. in Germany they got mad respect for Top Notch Valueâ„¢ ok

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@apatt for the non-Spotify-inclined, is there content on there that’s not on Bandcamp? :f

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@luckythespider fuck off m8, so good. love these tightarse supermarkets so much over here

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@seanbonner ha, I got to do that a few years ago when the government shutdown was happening. sites down = no PDF fo… https://t.co/kNBWilKvqf

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@ratkins yeah legit, that’s a thing I really need/want. looks great

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@searchingfortao haaaaa. also, wow, I never thought about that name meaning what it means. huh.

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@ZuckerBaby whoa fuck :( if you need to get away at all, there’s room in Berlin to hang out. & I have a cat with th… https://t.co/P57iqsjseY

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@EarlGreyBrew here for a good time, not a long time/see previous/tHE LANGUAGE OF LOVE

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@kch https://t.co/dUcRnO1h19 I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorr… https://t.co/2yb5ZE44lW

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@ekurutepe for sure :) but if you read the original thread, that was most of the problem. “oh, MVVM? yeah, we use V… https://t.co/QvQeMM0LlM

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@ekurutepe yeah. but you could say the opposite of trivial exercises, no? you could be expert at CoreData, but ther… https://t.co/a5n9WHT2zD

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@ekurutepe AND there are many ways to approach the problem. there’s a lot to discuss in a followup, and build upon

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@ekurutepe nah I mean, an exercise I have is like “use mapkit/geolocation APIs to find a distance from point A to B… https://t.co/mdkVSx3maL

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@ekurutepe (even better if you don’t know the full answer properly yet, and we can discuss those parts)

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@ekurutepe but something/anything a bit more domain specific is likely to yield something a bit more unique. I care… https://t.co/T0c0NEDegM

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@noahread hahah. and we’ve lived through some prreeeettty stupid platform wars so far

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@noahread I just _don’t_ want to have to buy the hardware twice :(

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@noahread same. I really just want the light panels with temperature control. I’d love if it worked with HomeKit but not a dealbreaker

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@noahread yeahhhhhh been burned by that kind of thing before :(

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@noahread does HomeKit come via an update? or will it need a new hub/hardware thing? I’ve been holding off buying u… https://t.co/7fFh42UdTj

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@KrauseFx @justMaku @FastlaneTools yup, all good. it’s not out of place in the Fastfile at all :) thanks!

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@janklausa @justMaku I kinda regret the custom UI exercise. assuming it was still the cycleview-ish thing?

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@justMaku @FastlaneTools lane :matcho do
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naming is hard

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@rodzajowo on my first day, I was writing with a pink pen on pink post-its :D

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@justMaku @FastlaneTools it’s ok though, I’ll just add it to the Fastfile tbh

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@justMaku @FastlaneTools $ be fastlane match register_devices

[!] Please run `fastlane match [type]`, allowed valu… https://t.co/sCJqSSQBLu

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@justMaku @FastlaneTools but only in a Fastfile, yeah? not via CLI?

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is there a @FastlaneTools command to add devices to dev centre?

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@justMaku god, Swift is just beautiful isn’t it?

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@justMaku cool, I expect Resultsâ„¢

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@justMaku use a collection view! yessssssss

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I still don’t understand the Apple dev site. I have _no idea_ how to get to the certificates/identifiers/profiles without going via account

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@cabel don’t know if I ever showed you(/you noticed), but check the Also Known Asemojipedia.org/name-badge/1k

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@stephbelding @LAist …veganism? (I end up mentioning that usually. but ugh. what an insufferable arsehole.)

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@stephbelding @LAist I’ll add it to my profile. “they hide my profile because I’m mostly inactive. and I’m insufferable.”

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@stephbelding @LAist I actually got a push notification today that my profile was hidden because I hadn’t logged in for too long

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@stephbelding @LAist cool, I gotta get back to Vancouver now I know the script!

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@_writehanded_ “is it nap time yet?” is usually my first. honestly.

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@collindonnell oh god it’s such a confusing process. esp the “that went well” feelings turn into the “sorry, no thanks” results

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@_writehanded_ evidently there are at least a couple, for better or for worse

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@ratkins hmm, not sure. Stadler is usually my “ugh fine, at least they have everything” kind of place. seems anywhe… https://t.co/15RoAIhmLD

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@janklausa @jfpoole that was before Portland tho. and Vancouver before Amsterdam. winky face emoji

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@jfpoole you got it. Portland -> Berlin -> stuck forever

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RELATED: I bought a vacuum cleaner this week based on “which of these is quietest/which of these will scare Pux the least?”. so. that’s that

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Germany is a+ good, but the biggest reason I’ve stayed here almost 4 years now is that I don’t think my cat would be cool with moving

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I left Australia 8 years ago today, give or take some timezones

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@hamen @workingkills 🙄 and yet, it’s still just a job. relevant from yesterday: https://t.co/85jD7CnKVj

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@aelleaelle whoa yes, totally missed that. amazing! congratulations to you & yr family! :)

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@joshaber doing React Native (JSCore) means profiling generally happens on an entirely different VM as well (via Ch… https://t.co/sR47T7ToI6

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@joshaber profiling ain’t great either, give or take. once they figure those two out, things are wonderful to dev with

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@Gary_BBGames I had tons of fun on the public test they did a while back. weeeee

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@nzJayZee the bACKBONE of this country is the independent truck

THE POWER of the trucker comes from his truck

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@janklausa tomato/basil/pine nuts is a classic. pumpkin/sage is pretty good times. etccc

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@AMAZlNGNATURE @paprikapapaya WHY IS THAT PERSON STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THAT DISAPPEARING PATCH OF EARTH?

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@MsRachyDoodle hhaha. “ok google, what the fuck just happened” would legit probably be 90% of my queries

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@MsRachyDoodle worst case, phones still have torch mode. “ok…google…why is it dark?”

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@MsRachyDoodle like 50sqm, tiny. I’m gonna go in with HomeKit when IKEA release lights that are compatible tbh

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@MsRachyDoodle because I like waiting for lights to turn on by pulling out my phone instead of just pressing a light switch????????

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@luckythespider I’ll be missing my dickhead by then :( I laid down a towel to stand on today, instantly she rests o… https://t.co/jNEgUj8Qbx

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@luckythespider nightmare memories of zombie possum army in the park. COOL.

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@luckythespider fucks sake. I travel 24h across the planet just to travel more for a nap? sort it out ay

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