@luckythespider nah it’s heaps good. creme eggs and shit
@luckythespider yeah fairo. I’m like a decade out of the milk choc loop, so kinda useless :( …cadbury’s, why not
@luckythespider only one that reaaaally comes to mind that I go out of my way for when I’m in bxl is https://t.co/yQG5ZinAFt
@luckythespider most dark choc will be vegan. but brands that come to mind: Galler, Guylian, Neuhaus, Leonidas, God… https://t.co/a2mMUAoUJk
@luckythespider dunno man, I don’t eat milk chocolate. but anything with speculoos is Belgian++ so you’re safe on the tourist front for sure
@perardi @jfpoole something something it’s not about the size of the core, but how parallelisable your tasks are something
@luckythespider it’s p.middling on the scale of things. but I really like their dark+rosemary chocolate! (it’s like… https://t.co/tJPVe3tGIa
@workingkills @moni_ka_rina finally on the bandwagon :D
@earthxsucks curb your sass
@earthxsucks new season coming this year too yeah?
@_writehanded_ there’s a band called Need New Body and like, who cares about lyrics when I can just relate to the band name 10000%
@_writehanded_ lols, what a fuckin rort
@_writehanded_ I dunno if you get hayfever, but having no immune system means that’s not an issue anymore. that was… https://t.co/HxO0MiAEpg
RT @cfsmtbation: Les is more. Lest we forget. Extremely high likelihood this tune will get a few spins this week 😥 âš½ https://t.co/5hDe59TYpâ...
@_writehanded_ those side effects sound wild. hope the positive impacts make themselves equally evident soon :( you’ve got this
@Emmelinecady ant eyes
@Emmelinecady did you tell me to go fax myself
@Emmelinecady I could fax you ants
@Emmelinecady you KNOw if I had a fax machine
@Emmelinecady I will share my donut
@kch 2 already eaten, and the last one is #breakfastdonut
@jfpoole I’m saving the last one for breakfast donut
€5 for 4 donuts means I’m eating a donut at midnight
@ericaavey “bro yeah the hemorrhoids are brutal. you too huh?â€
@EarlGreyBrew (ironically that happens on the way to travel in a #1 pro polluting metal tube, so??? cool stuff, brain)
@EarlGreyBrew ahah nice. I still feel fucking awkward in a cab no matter how free it is. some tree hugging bullshit, stupid
@EarlGreyBrew I caught a bus from Civic to the business park near the airport once. was only a 5-10min walk away. n… https://t.co/tOk9WYa0RU
@__biancat or deciding to catch a bus to work instead of biking, knowing I can deal with messages on the commute in… https://t.co/tZyMOsBljB
@__biancat mostly just different ways to triage: i.e. I get messages from people in AU/EU/US, so timezones let me choose when to reply
@ratkins awful
@__biancat gotcha, yeah, that’s hard. I’ve tried different techniques, but nothing’s ever stuck long term. I’m awful at it :(
@__biancat ohh you mean like, a huge unread count when you open mail/SMS/Facebook/etc?
@__biancat (and/or just declare bankruptcy and ignore them - I’ll get to them when I open the app over the course of the morning)
@__biancat I disable a lot of ‘noise’ notifications (idc that someone liked my photo on insta, etc). it’s v.helpful.
@EarlGreyBrew one of my favourite things about being here is: public transport to the airport. oof. good luck out there
@messycook @puddyparty whyyyyy is this happening, stop ok
just set up a bot via Lambda for the first time. Heroku, but for single-use non-UI scripts. so good.
@Emmelinecady and letterpressed business cards!!!
@Emmelinecady I can’t even remember what you made me, but you made me something on my 27th birthday
RT @UberFactsEbooks: You can order a "Hypocrite" – a veggie burger topped with crispy strips of bacon.
@luckythespider then once you have a headache just take more for the pain. it’s a cycle that has to end somewhere, surely
@luckythespider yr missing out
@ZuckerBaby will do! and for sure. coworkers keep saying “it’ll be a nice holidayâ€, haaaaaa I’ll be more stressed than when I left
@ZuckerBaby dunno for sure. definitely Canberra. I fly in/out of Sydney. will probably head to Brisbane/GC to visit… https://t.co/kguYa9luWr
@ZuckerBaby (I only took them for two nights in the end, but wow, what a reset)
@ZuckerBaby I got sleeping pills when I came back after Mum died. talked to my doctor: “I have no energy to cope wi… https://t.co/VvvKWhwLJx
@ZuckerBaby I am not looking forward to this in 3 weeks :f
@katherinebailey it’s great, yeah. wrong time of year to enjoy it, but you’ll arrive at a good time! the internet t… https://t.co/bXKMPX6tUg
@katherinebailey not reaaaaally. it’s the last place I lived, and where I’d go back, but I didn’t grow up there
@katherinebailey oh dang. I’ll be around in August, was hoping to high five! next time.
@katherinebailey are you in Oz soon?
@a2 I want a userInteractionEnabled property
@DDsD @younghenrys people bought it all up for the bottle deposits they can get across town
“pictured holding a basketballpic.twitter.com/W4Y7XKFJpTFJpT
@incanus77 block him, mute the keyword. it makes Twitter better, and I promise you’ll still find out the things you need to <3
@andrewn NOT BAD
currently plaguing my brain: when someone’s bio says “RT is not an endorsement†but they retweet something that says “RT if you agreeâ€
@earthxsucks what’s in it for me?
@earthxsucks podcasts are nice, yep
@omaryak (Apple Watch is zero of those things. it won’t even play music to me unless I buy bluetooth headphones, lols)
@omaryak the benefit of both of them to me was having it in my bag, battery lasting a long time, and being low-value enough to not care
@omaryak pardon
@unsettleddown no idea at all. some time probably in the next 2-5 months
@unsettleddown whoa!!! congrats. that’s so good :)
@unsettleddown ????????
@rodzajowo @FiveElephant I was juuuuuust at @FiveElephant :D!
@unsettleddown you got this :D
@luckythespider @farmerdadof2 mate half of that is aussie coins
@earthxsucks fucking rude
@luckythespider oi you raggin on shirlz again?
@janklausa I thought you were talking about cabins and got confused about why they’d have it set so cold
@asugarhigh @MTurkPoems wonderful :/ https://t.co/qiiHKcCAPP
@Emmelinecady I like your avatar btw
@vortexau except for game devs, designers, etc. it was such a simple tool for doing creative experimentation, y’kno… https://t.co/uxdEu1dali
@janl @greenkeeperio <3 thank you!
@janl @greenkeeperio that too, but also issue #30 didn’t get any response for over a month :( happy to help however… https://t.co/h4IzrrXTvZ
@propagandhi something something ska something
@greenkeeperio heya. the `greenkeeper-lockfile` repo seems awfully inactive, but it’s a blocker for us really adopting greenkeeper. help? :(
@_writehanded_ wishing you all the ~flat ginger beer~ and ~room temperature lemonade~ soothing remedies in the worl… https://t.co/No5ZziJ9Nf
@luckythespider bruggles
@luckythespider a festival or something? orrrr I dunno
@luckythespider where in Belgium ya heading?
@_writehanded_ yayyyyy
@_writehanded_ you should just get them to infuse the coffee first. two birds, or whatever.
@_writehanded_ super gross, but: one time before chemo I had crumpets and a shitload of Milo. it made the fluffiest… https://t.co/x2R3wj7TlE
@_writehanded_ good luck with it. you got thissssssss
@ZuckerBaby okok. safe travels. see you in Melbourne in a month maybe? :)
@ZuckerBaby okok. I’m a country away, but it’s there’s anything I can do (flight upgrade using miles? ha) let me knowwwww ‘cos I’m down
good quality YouTube internet Tony Abbott tribute video: https://t.co/Fu3tYIXvxZ
@luckythespider you could be surrounded by Lidl as far as the eye can see, just like me
@luckythespider nahhh not living in Oz any time soon I reckon. a few years at least
@luckythespider then I could afford to come visit uuuuu forever
@luckythespider we could write an app together and make millions
@luckythespider hahah. I’m known for….my…….bladder?????
@luckythespider all the Lidls will be full of piss by then
RT @FoodIsPower: We updated our #chocolate list with 24 new companies! Did your favs make the list? https://t.co/Qct1etxk74 #EatYourEthics…
@luckythespider come visit then, dickhead
@luckythespider Prague is the problem, not Lidl. in Germany they got mad respect for Top Notch Valueâ„¢ ok
@apatt for the non-Spotify-inclined, is there content on there that’s not on Bandcamp? :f
@luckythespider fuck off m8, so good. love these tightarse supermarkets so much over here
@seanbonner ha, I got to do that a few years ago when the government shutdown was happening. sites down = no PDF fo… https://t.co/kNBWilKvqf
@antigirl99 hard agree
@ratkins yeah legit, that’s a thing I really need/want. looks great
@ratkins ooo nice, where from?
@searchingfortao haaaaa. also, wow, I never thought about that name meaning what it means. huh.
@ZuckerBaby whoa fuck :( if you need to get away at all, there’s room in Berlin to hang out. & I have a cat with th… https://t.co/P57iqsjseY
@EarlGreyBrew lesson 1: pic.twitter.com/bT7jIjS7us
@oh_pies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@oh_pies full time permanent?????????
@EarlGreyBrew here for a good time, not a long time/see previous/tHE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
@searchingfortao pipe it through `lolcat`! pic.twitter.com/rYrVloKDzy
@oh_pies what! (!!)
@EarlGreyBrew GOOD DAY SIR
@naomimaria it’s ok https://t.co/vppNsVRETN
@_writehanded_ can you nab a few of those for the rest of us?
@kch https://t.co/dUcRnO1h19 I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry I am sorr… https://t.co/2yb5ZE44lW
@ekurutepe for sure :) but if you read the original thread, that was most of the problem. “oh, MVVM? yeah, we use V… https://t.co/QvQeMM0LlM
@ekurutepe yeah. but you could say the opposite of trivial exercises, no? you could be expert at CoreData, but ther… https://t.co/a5n9WHT2zD
@ekurutepe AND there are many ways to approach the problem. there’s a lot to discuss in a followup, and build upon
@ekurutepe nah I mean, an exercise I have is like “use mapkit/geolocation APIs to find a distance from point A to B… https://t.co/mdkVSx3maL
@ekurutepe (even better if you don’t know the full answer properly yet, and we can discuss those parts)
@ekurutepe but something/anything a bit more domain specific is likely to yield something a bit more unique. I care… https://t.co/T0c0NEDegM
@noahread hahah. and we’ve lived through some prreeeettty stupid platform wars so far
@noahread I just _don’t_ want to have to buy the hardware twice :(
@noahread same. I really just want the light panels with temperature control. I’d love if it worked with HomeKit but not a dealbreaker
@noahread yeahhhhhh been burned by that kind of thing before :(
@noahread does HomeKit come via an update? or will it need a new hub/hardware thing? I’ve been holding off buying u… https://t.co/7fFh42UdTj
@KrauseFx @justMaku @FastlaneTools yup, all good. it’s not out of place in the Fastfile at all :) thanks!
@janklausa @justMaku I kinda regret the custom UI exercise. assuming it was still the cycleview-ish thing?
@justMaku @FastlaneTools lane :matcho do
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naming is hard
@rodzajowo on my first day, I was writing with a pink pen on pink post-its :D #freethepink
@rodzajowo €2,02 and the freedom to use pinpic.twitter.com/2HH3ZRein5n5
@justMaku @FastlaneTools it’s ok though, I’ll just add it to the Fastfile tbh
@justMaku @FastlaneTools $ be fastlane match register_devices
[!] Please run `fastlane match [type]`, allowed valu… https://t.co/sCJqSSQBLu
@janklausa only three? huh. that’s…cute
@rodzajowo hey. want to be my intern?
@justMaku @FastlaneTools but only in a Fastfile, yeah? not via CLI?
is there a @FastlaneTools command to add devices to dev centre?
@justMaku god, Swift is just beautiful isn’t it?
@justMaku cool, I expect Resultsâ„¢
@justMaku use a collection view! yessssssss
I still don’t understand the Apple dev site. I have _no idea_ how to get to the certificates/identifiers/profiles without going via account
@cabel don’t know if I ever showed you(/you noticed), but check the Also Known Asemojipedia.org/name-badge/1k
@stephbelding @LAist sighhhhh. we’ll get there.
@stephbelding @LAist …veganism? (I end up mentioning that usually. but ugh. what an insufferable arsehole.)
@stephbelding @LAist I’ll add it to my profile. “they hide my profile because I’m mostly inactive. and I’m insufferable.â€
@stephbelding @LAist I actually got a push notification today that my profile was hidden because I hadn’t logged in for too long
@stephbelding @LAist cool, I gotta get back to Vancouver now I know the script!
@_writehanded_ related: is it nap time yet?
@_writehanded_ “is it nap time yet?†is usually my first. honestly.
@collindonnell oh god it’s such a confusing process. esp the “that went well†feelings turn into the “sorry, no thanks†results
@_writehanded_ evidently there are at least a couple, for better or for worse
@ratkins gotcha, damn. good luck.
@ratkins ah, is this it? https://t.co/h43uUJrGaI
@ratkins hmm, not sure. Stadler is usually my “ugh fine, at least they have everything†kind of place. seems anywhe… https://t.co/15RoAIhmLD
@ratkins ah right. hmm. is it one of these? https://t.co/AUNnlGZZRf
@ratkins Amazon? https://t.co/CXxNOlEx9S
@jfpoole you got it. Portland -> Berlin -> stuck forever
RELATED: I bought a vacuum cleaner this week based on “which of these is quietest/which of these will scare Pux the least?â€. so. that’s that
Germany is a+ good, but the biggest reason I’ve stayed here almost 4 years now is that I don’t think my cat would be cool with moving
I left Australia 8 years ago today, give or take some timezones
@_writehanded_ mine is off by approximately 9300000000, so
@_writehanded_ yooooooo
@declandebarra taking down the aviation industry, I see
@Emmelinecady yyyyyy not
@Emmelinecady nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@Emmelinecady nnnnnnnn
@hamen @workingkills 🙄 and yet, it’s still just a job. relevant from yesterday: https://t.co/85jD7CnKVj
@aelleaelle whoa yes, totally missed that. amazing! congratulations to you & yr family! :)
@aelleaelle !!!
@joshaber doing React Native (JSCore) means profiling generally happens on an entirely different VM as well (via Ch… https://t.co/sR47T7ToI6
@joshaber profiling ain’t great either, give or take. once they figure those two out, things are wonderful to dev with
@ashfurrow citizenship test #1
@nzJayZee LIES. there was 8 seconds or so
@Gary_BBGames I had tons of fun on the public test they did a while back. weeeee
@asugarhigh this terrifies me so much
@nzJayZee the bACKBONE of this country is the independent truck
THE POWER of the trucker comes from his truck
@janklausa tomato/basil/pine nuts is a classic. pumpkin/sage is pretty good times. etccc
@janklausa hard disagree
@veganstraightedge @jkottke I’d still take a thyroid tumour instead :P
@marcus_eckert :shipit:
@janklausa @a2 @NianticLabs @NianticHelp @PokemonGoApp gotta catch ‘em all
@paprikapapaya @AMAZlNGNATURE for l&rt
@AMAZlNGNATURE @paprikapapaya WHY IS THAT PERSON STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THAT DISAPPEARING PATCH OF EARTH?
@MsRachyDoodle hey google you would never judge me, would you?
@MsRachyDoodle hhaha. “ok google, what the fuck just happened†would legit probably be 90% of my queries
@MsRachyDoodle worst case, phones still have torch mode. “ok…google…why is it dark?â€
@MsRachyDoodle like 50sqm, tiny. I’m gonna go in with HomeKit when IKEA release lights that are compatible tbh
@MsRachyDoodle because I like waiting for lights to turn on by pulling out my phone instead of just pressing a light switch????????
@luckythespider worth it
@luckythespider I’ll be missing my dickhead by then :( I laid down a towel to stand on today, instantly she rests o… https://t.co/jNEgUj8Qbx
@luckythespider in that case, sold
@luckythespider nightmare memories of zombie possum army in the park. COOL.
@luckythespider fucks sake. I travel 24h across the planet just to travel more for a nap? sort it out ay