The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2017

@andrewn my knowledge is still at “clear: both;”. fuckin flexbox.

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@luckythespider HMM. I have a friend visiting early August, but let’s see. I’m also fucking off to Oz in late August probably

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@luckythespider mate if I had even half a chance to scratch meself, I’d be laughing

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@luckythespider “the fuckin cunt used to eat all my brownies* (*in exchange for doing a huge favour but that is IRRELEVANT)”

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@luckythespider to be fair, I’d feel bad anyway

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@luckythespider sry lifetime cap of safe flights achieved

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@colincornaby (seeing it as some kind of competition with a leader is a fundamental part of the problem)

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@MrFilmkritik @declandebarra it’d be more 2017 if it was pressed into the shape of a fidget spinner

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@a2 afaik that’s my experience with it. would love for there to be a better way

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@_writehanded_ “gtfo? I’d love to come with you to get pho!”

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@vodafoneservice hi! I DM’d you my details yesterday night - did you get a chance to look into the issue? thanks!

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@vodafone_de @vodafoneservice oh, also, the new modem also won’t sync at my friend’s place - really seems like it’s a modem problem!

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@vodafone_de a) I assume the modem is faulty. can I replace it? b) can I activate his modem temporarily and later a… https://t.co/Wtqv0I7Swc

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@vodafone_de hi! the new modem for a new contract won’t sync. using friend’s modem (at new place) works & asks me to activate

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@Gary_BBGames “fine I’ll buy 10 stamps” (three months later) “where the fuck are my stamps?”

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in Germany, to post a letter you can SMS a number to get a code instead of buying a physical stamp: https://t.co/22vjaXXg8G

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@rblimey on one hand: who the fuck am I to judge

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@osobinka yup. my closest friends are women, and there’s definitely nothing going on

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@ekurutepe dammit, Tweetbot still doesn’t indicate when things are polls :(

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@ekurutepe they’ll rename it OScode, and make iOScode and macOScode

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@ratkins granted, Xcode could do a *lot* to help in most cases. Jetbrains do amazingly well at making boilerplate/indirection readable

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@ratkins I find that anything using Swift’s ~advanced features~ is also hard to digest < let foo = bar(); foo.map {… https://t.co/nDJjV3PVB9

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@ratkins (not to say there aren’t elegant parts, of course)

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@ratkins I maintain strongly that Swift is not (and was never) an elegant language - instead siding with explicit+verbose intention

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@sharimarii what if millionaires are made of almond butter

cut them in half and suck out the almond blood

half a millionaire

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@_writehanded_ can even make a power combo: “wish list: don’t cry”

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@irace I’m guessing the rumoured edge-to-edge next iPhone will be the solution to this. sigh.

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@ratkins https://t.co/aC6BMaJNoV - “[…] the most offensive rhyming slang for intoxication […], “Sorry mate, I’m a bit Schindlers””

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@kcimc I always loved this (also from 2001): https://t.co/gpI4mfXIrY - they call someone out by their forum usernam… https://t.co/moesx8G7Gy

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@ratkins a Berghain fail is still a Berghain success (?????)

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@junkyardmessiah if you ever head north, this is a thing from just a couple of weeks ago: https://t.co/LOqD3zoYjY

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@ashfurrow if only Australia had anything equivalent to Trailer Park Boys

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BinAnimals so you say love free jazz, but do you even use your mouth when you play the abacus? pic.twitter.com/jS1TEGHsVC

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@_writehanded_ (I only ask because I have a vivid memory of someone saying “I’m not sick, I just have cancer”)

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@_writehanded_ holy shit yes. I eat so much worse as a result, which is awful. f u n.

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@PeterSinger do you know if the debate will be available online afterward at all?

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@Emmelinecady it’s just a reflection of the house ghost kangaroo that’s alrEADY INSIDE

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@_writehanded_ “heck yes Friday night at home on the couch sounds fuckin’ tops”

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@a2 @BrittA2211 tangentially related content about My Cool Home Countryâ„¢ https://t.co/nIOcjXuO45

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@rodzajowo but yeah. workplaces are definitely hard. it’s a careful personal/professional balance :(

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@rodzajowo “you’re heaps shit, I can’t stand you … what do you mean that was harsh”

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@BrittA2211 p.much how I feel every time I go back to Oz :(

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@rodzajowo I can tell my bffs to fuck off because they’re doing something Bad™ way easier than non-bffs tbh

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@luckythespider nah then you graduate up to throwing paint on people on footpaths

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@luckythespider 95% of my diet is sugar. but it was since being a child. I wouldn’t recommend it

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@luckythespider but fuck yeah, good on ya. meat production is legit fucked. even cutting down and exploring that is a huge step

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@luckythespider I went monthssssss before ever saying I was vegan because same. even now, most are insufferable. bu… https://t.co/L47DZeXn2J

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@luckythespider WE ARE ALL ARSEHOLES IT’S OK XOX WINKY EMOJI

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@silpeen @janklausa to be more fair, ebay isn’t actually a real website

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@janklausa one time @silpeen put his couch on ebay and i bought it so we threw it away

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@janklausa sign up as an airbnb host and i’ll come stay over

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RT @premal: Over $1 billion has now been lent on @Kiva by a generous global community committed to fighting poverty & spreading opportunity…

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@janklausa THOUGH I really do miss couchsurfing. it was best.

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@janklausa yeah. I used airbnb a lot more back when it was legitimately “we’re going on holiday, want to stay at our place?” in like 2011-12

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@janklausa yeah tbh I don’t use airbnb much these days either, since there are so many people renting empty apt+ikea

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@janklausa even hostel wifi is almost always better for me than hotels around here

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@janklausa the wifi is usually better too, which matters to me more than it probably should

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@janklausa I really dislike the fake sterility of hotels. airbnbs tend to feel more comfortable

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@janklausa I’ll take an airbnb almost any day tbh, if I can ~guarantee easy key handover

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@imjayhay @ratkins `yes` has to be up there somewhere, surely

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@edokoa my dad would always pronounce profiterole as “profitable roll”

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@steveriggins “but it’s easier for the developer!!” is always a good motivation for product decisions

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@steveriggins aha, adding Redux to anything is always going to, uh, be interesting

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@steveriggins RN (often) uses UINavigationController tho, so I dunno why you lump that in there. more likely that it’s Qt :P

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@janklausa @ericaavey r u the latter or the climbin’ the ladder (I dunno shut up)

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low res lycra, the only way that I don’t look completely awfupic.twitter.com/n4akKfiLRzRz

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@elluba (or even just “here are the images, you figure it out”)

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@elluba so the basic concepts are easy, but I don’t quite get how to feed the images in. do I specify each pixel? a multi-dimensional array?

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@elluba experimenting with source + simple transform images (i.e. pixel sorting), and see if it can reconstruct sorted images

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@janklausa @a2 “please do not” - me @ u, always

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@elluba heya, if I had some stupid questions about starting ML, where might be good? I think I have concepts, but tying together is hard

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me and @janklausa disagreed over best internet video so I present the solution to our problems pic.twitter.com/pqF6BTGImS

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“Metadata Rejected” makes me feel young again. hello old friend.

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@janklausa last year when I reversed a USB device driver (https://t.co/aUxNUqF0Ei), I had to boot a Windows VM to capture the packets

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wow, this is really good: you can capture USB traffic via Wireshark in 10.13 https://t.co/m6bWkXe71z

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@mcclure111 was it ever remotely accurate for you though? I always had to scale by 50% in my brain

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@a2 tfw when a nascar driver uses a cycling tracker to record the laps https://t.co/jx5qh69Zpc

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@a2 @janklausa swipe right to delete doesn’t seem right tho

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@janklausa to delete an email in Mail.app you swipe left. cOINCIDENCE?

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@notahat depends how you define anger. it’s very love/hate though. there are a lot of unsolved problems, and JS is still a weird mess

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@GeekAndDad “shit happens. arseholes cause it.”

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@janklausa that because you’ve been doing the living thing for only like 12 years or whatever. get off my lawn.

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@__biancat they lost me at implicit sandal ownership (that said, because of Reasonsâ„¢ I was barefoot in Berlin today. so. hmm.)

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@HanneyChris @irldexter it was on out line of sight, so. but yeah, massive nuts to pull that off in a crowd of other cyclists.

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@irldexter nah. I was 2m away taking a piss. pretty gutsy of them tbh

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@steveriggins shit happens hey. genuinely just hope that a) they really need the money b) the bike goes to a new ow… https://t.co/jUxuoZQbSP

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@samuelgoodwin haha yeah, same on day rides. this was a race, so was a bit more dynamic

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@samuelgoodwin there were plenty of moments of “oh yeah, I can change gears”. I hadn’t ridden it since before winter, ha

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@samuelgoodwin was the roadie too :( on one hand, it’s more money lost. but otoh roadies don’t have as much ~soul~… https://t.co/rNOceIOUbd

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thanks to the miracle of theft, I have one less bike to worry about!

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@janklausa probably tomorrow. I need predictable battery life for the next 24h

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@elazar @gitlab it’s a fairly old feature! at least three years since I first enabled it

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@davedelong @GeekAndDad (to be clear: the years go *forward* in time (by years) by scrolling the day *backward* in… https://t.co/zS1TaiHbeu

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@davedelong @GeekAndDad please, just watch the video to the end? here’s a screenshot: (Feb 11, Oct 14, next to each… https://t.co/NPp5sUdF4S

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@davedelong @GeekAndDad it also has dates in sequence like:

Sun Jun 8
Mon Oct 10

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@davedelong @GeekAndDad again, watch to the end. the year goes up by *years* by scrolling *down* by days

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@a2 we can’t all just change names on a whim alex

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@ashfurrow @Palleas @esttorhe honestly why would anyone live there under conditions like that

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@timiiggy @janklausa back when there was some exchanging of pleasantries first. these days it’s all just straight to “69 nice nice”

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@Catfish_Man I really want “alterego” to be a thing here too

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@a2 @janklausa AND I use email as a to do list. fight me.

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@scioscialist it’s not today but this the best news I read today https://t.co/giuOvrfMA3

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novel tattoo idea executed flawlessly 17 times: https://t.co/EgKDnjIEZe

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@janklausa @steipete @usebutton is there a “Eiffel 65 - Blue (but every time they say “blue” it gets faster)” mix? because there should be

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@samuelgoodwin welcome to the club! (I signed a contract on Friday)

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@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis yeah, nice. tbh I’m spending most of my days on pure JS logic, less UI for… https://t.co/NGRRq9gFsp

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@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis (tangent but, do you know how possible it’d be to have these tests generated from storybooks?)

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@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis hrm, is it useful enough to use at a high level? I’ll implement a few screens if I can

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@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis orright, cool. I’ll see what kind of time I can carve out. we’re on a rele… https://t.co/uA3hOFkVgB

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@orta @fbjest @reactnative neato. I’ve still got an interest in this. need/want a hand?

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@workingkills @janklausa @kotlin I *want* there to be a place in California called “Ecks”, so they can finally announce “OS X”

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@a2 I ask myself the same thing every day

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@ratkins oh no I think that was a triathlon. people were wearing numbers, and I saw people also running when I got home

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@ratkins (in case you didn’t know what the fuck I was on about: https://t.co/2SOBnjaeGV)

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@BrittA2211 labia is translated literally to “shame lips”

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