@fwrnando @slobirdrop LTE2 imo
@rodzajowo Tumblr
@Emmelinecady yoooooo
@andrewn my knowledge is still at “clear: both;â€. fuckin flexbox.
@trevorkcarter @paprikapapaya be one of the cool kids and delete your linkedin <3
@luckythespider one of these days, fucking hell
@luckythespider HMM. I have a friend visiting early August, but let’s see. I’m also fucking off to Oz in late August probably
@luckythespider wait when do you go?
@luckythespider mate if I had even half a chance to scratch meself, I’d be laughing
@luckythespider “the fuckin cunt used to eat all my brownies* (*in exchange for doing a huge favour but that is IRRELEVANT)â€
@luckythespider to be fair, I’d feel bad anyway
@luckythespider sry lifetime cap of safe flights achieved
@luckythespider the next one is the unlucky one
@fwrnando @slobirdrop https://t.co/sTgCXYKoOr <em>!</em> https://t.co/dIdZxrcW35
@colincornaby (seeing it as some kind of competition with a leader is a fundamental part of the problem)
@colincornaby or just a participant amongst it
nice one, Germany <3
@MrFilmkritik @declandebarra it’d be more 2017 if it was pressed into the shape of a fidget spinner
commit of the day goes to @andrewn pic.twitter.com/evjuDew9nb
@a2 afaik that’s my experience with it. would love for there to be a better way
@_writehanded_ “gtfo? I’d love to come with you to get pho!â€
@_writehanded_ tune in for the next episode: gtfo
@vodafoneservice hi! I DM’d you my details yesterday night - did you get a chance to look into the issue? thanks!
@cristofermeppen @vodafone_de yup, that’s what I was sent also
@vodafone_de @vodafoneservice oh, also, the new modem also won’t sync at my friend’s place - really seems like it’s a modem problem!
@vodafone_de @vodafoneservice (see previous tweets thread. thanks!)
@vodafone_de a) I assume the modem is faulty. can I replace it? b) can I activate his modem temporarily and later a… https://t.co/Wtqv0I7Swc
@vodafone_de hi! the new modem for a new contract won’t sync. using friend’s modem (at new place) works & asks me to activate
@Emmelinecady 😘😘😘
@Gary_BBGames “fine I’ll buy 10 stamps†(three months later) “where the fuck are my stamps?â€
@janklausa get in fast!! pic.twitter.com/tHPuxLRxok
@janklausa you can ping them on Xing
in Germany, to post a letter you can SMS a number to get a code instead of buying a physical stamp: https://t.co/22vjaXXg8G
@veganinbrighton whoa, cool!
@BrittA2211 probably Dutch
@lagusta !!!!
@rblimey on one hand: who the fuck am I to judge
@rblimey holy christ
@osobinka yup. my closest friends are women, and there’s definitely nothing going on
@osobinka (yes)
@ekurutepe dammit, Tweetbot still doesn’t indicate when things are polls :(
@ekurutepe they’ll rename it OScode, and make iOScode and macOScode
@ratkins granted, Xcode could do a *lot* to help in most cases. Jetbrains do amazingly well at making boilerplate/indirection readable
@ratkins I find that anything using Swift’s ~advanced features~ is also hard to digest < let foo = bar(); foo.map {… https://t.co/nDJjV3PVB9
@ratkins (not to say there aren’t elegant parts, of course)
@ratkins I maintain strongly that Swift is not (and was never) an elegant language - instead siding with explicit+verbose intention
subscribe for more insightful content pic.twitter.com/EcjQJJE0j7
@sharimarii I’ll give you half a minute
@sharimarii what if millionaires are made of almond butter
cut them in half and suck out the almond blood
half a millionaire
@_writehanded_ can even make a power combo: “wish list: don’t cryâ€
@ratkins unrelated, but amusing :)
@irace I’m guessing the rumoured edge-to-edge next iPhone will be the solution to this. sigh.
@ratkins https://t.co/aC6BMaJNoV - “[…] the most offensive rhyming slang for intoxication […], “Sorry mate, I’m a bit Schindlersâ€â€
@kcimc I always loved this (also from 2001): https://t.co/gpI4mfXIrY - they call someone out by their forum usernam… https://t.co/moesx8G7Gy
@ratkins a Berghain fail is still a Berghain success (?????)
@junkyardmessiah if you ever head north, this is a thing from just a couple of weeks ago: https://t.co/LOqD3zoYjY
@messycook @UberFactsEbooks Dutch oven!
@ashfurrow if only Australia had anything equivalent to Trailer Park Boys
@Emmelinecady I was hoping it would still be here when you are, but I just pic.twitter.com/5QJSXFZ2Nv
BinAnimals so you say love free jazz, but do you even use your mouth when you play the abacus? pic.twitter.com/jS1TEGHsVC
@oh_pies gonna change my name to food brb
@osobinka hug hug.
@_writehanded_ “heaps sick, mateâ€
@_writehanded_ (I only ask because I have a vivid memory of someone saying “I’m not sick, I just have cancerâ€)
@_writehanded_ do you identify as “sick�
@_writehanded_ holy shit yes. I eat so much worse as a result, which is awful. f u n.
@PeterSinger do you know if the debate will be available online afterward at all?
@ashfurrow (to the tune of Losing My Religion)
@Dr_Tabor FINE
@Dr_Tabor PROVE IT
@Emmelinecady it’s just a reflection of the house ghost kangaroo that’s alrEADY INSIDE
@_writehanded_ “heck yes Friday night at home on the couch sounds fuckin’ topsâ€
@janklausa fuckin nice
@irldexter @nzJayZee reminds me a lot of this: https://t.co/EDEth4pkMv
@a2 @BrittA2211 tangentially related content about My Cool Home Countryâ„¢ https://t.co/nIOcjXuO45
@rodzajowo but yeah. workplaces are definitely hard. it’s a careful personal/professional balance :(
@rodzajowo turns out @messycook is bad at this game anyway pic.twitter.com/g9kgNIc5yC
@rodzajowo “you’re heaps shit, I can’t stand you … what do you mean that was harshâ€
@BrittA2211 p.much how I feel every time I go back to Oz :(
@rodzajowo I can tell my bffs to fuck off because they’re doing something Bad™ way easier than non-bffs tbh
@luckythespider nah then you graduate up to throwing paint on people on footpaths
@luckythespider 95% of my diet is sugar. but it was since being a child. I wouldn’t recommend it
@luckythespider but fuck yeah, good on ya. meat production is legit fucked. even cutting down and exploring that is a huge step
@luckythespider I went monthssssss before ever saying I was vegan because same. even now, most are insufferable. bu… https://t.co/L47DZeXn2J
@luckythespider WE ARE ALL ARSEHOLES IT’S OK XOX WINKY EMOJI
@janklausa sign up as an airbnb host and i’ll come stay over
RT @premal: Over $1 billion has now been lent on @Kiva by a generous global community committed to fighting poverty & spreading opportunity…
@janklausa THOUGH I really do miss couchsurfing. it was best.
@janklausa yeah. I used airbnb a lot more back when it was legitimately “we’re going on holiday, want to stay at our place?†in like 2011-12
@janklausa yeah tbh I don’t use airbnb much these days either, since there are so many people renting empty apt+ikea
@janklausa even hostel wifi is almost always better for me than hotels around here
@janklausa the wifi is usually better too, which matters to me more than it probably should
@janklausa I really dislike the fake sterility of hotels. airbnbs tend to feel more comfortable
@janklausa I’ll take an airbnb almost any day tbh, if I can ~guarantee easy key handover
@_writehanded_ just needs puddle buns
@_writehanded_ VERY BEST CONTENT
@edokoa my dad would always pronounce profiterole as “profitable rollâ€
@steveriggins “but it’s easier for the developer!!†is always a good motivation for product decisions
@steveriggins aha, adding Redux to anything is always going to, uh, be interesting
@steveriggins oh, okay then
@steveriggins RN (often) uses UINavigationController tho, so I dunno why you lump that in there. more likely that it’s Qt :P
@scioscialist best vape rig
@janklausa just slightly tho?
@BrittA2211 ohhhh that sounds….interesting
@BrittA2211 wait is this not just a holiday?
low res lycra, the only way that I don’t look completely awfupic.twitter.com/n4akKfiLRzRz
@elluba (or even just “here are the images, you figure it outâ€)
@elluba so the basic concepts are easy, but I don’t quite get how to feed the images in. do I specify each pixel? a multi-dimensional array?
@elluba experimenting with source + simple transform images (i.e. pixel sorting), and see if it can reconstruct sorted images
@elluba heya, if I had some stupid questions about starting ML, where might be good? I think I have concepts, but tying together is hard
@a2 this is me, but Hilary Duff
holy shit, Japanese sumo robots: https://t.co/IAJJuDQFLC
me and @janklausa disagreed over best internet video so I present the solution to our problems pic.twitter.com/pqF6BTGImS
“Metadata Rejected†makes me feel young again. hello old friend.
@janklausa last year when I reversed a USB device driver (https://t.co/aUxNUqF0Ei), I had to boot a Windows VM to capture the packets
wow, this is really good: you can capture USB traffic via Wireshark in 10.13 https://t.co/m6bWkXe71z
@mcclure111 was it ever remotely accurate for you though? I always had to scale by 50% in my brain
@a2 tfw when a nascar driver uses a cycling tracker to record the laps https://t.co/jx5qh69Zpc
@ctrlaltjustine @iriberri1 holy, that’s so fucking good
@notahat depends how you define anger. it’s very love/hate though. there are a lot of unsolved problems, and JS is still a weird mess
@GeekAndDad “shit happens. arseholes cause it.â€
@janklausa that because you’ve been doing the living thing for only like 12 years or whatever. get off my lawn.
@__biancat they lost me at implicit sandal ownership (that said, because of Reasonsâ„¢ I was barefoot in Berlin today. so. hmm.)
@Emmelinecady humbo lesid
@HanneyChris @irldexter it was on out line of sight, so. but yeah, massive nuts to pull that off in a crowd of other cyclists.
@irldexter nah. I was 2m away taking a piss. pretty gutsy of them tbh
@Emmelinecady or do you mean oh yoloooooooo
@steveriggins shit happens hey. genuinely just hope that a) they really need the money b) the bike goes to a new ow… https://t.co/jUxuoZQbSP
@samuelgoodwin haha yeah, same on day rides. this was a race, so was a bit more dynamic
@samuelgoodwin there were plenty of moments of “oh yeah, I can change gearsâ€. I hadn’t ridden it since before winter, ha
@samuelgoodwin was the roadie too :( on one hand, it’s more money lost. but otoh roadies don’t have as much ~soul~… https://t.co/rNOceIOUbd
@luckythespider bike?
thanks to the miracle of theft, I have one less bike to worry about! #blessed
this was my ringtone ~2006-2009 whatistiger.ytmnd.com
@Emmelinecady I had a hotdog
@steveriggins @comcast huh, pretty decent
@steveriggins @comcast what’s the size of the cap?
@janklausa probably tomorrow. I need predictable battery life for the next 24h
one year! pic.twitter.com/1IVLrdKxkT
@Emmelinecady subscribe
@davedelong @GeekAndDad (to be clear: the years go *forward* in time (by years) by scrolling the day *backward* in… https://t.co/zS1TaiHbeu
@davedelong @GeekAndDad please, just watch the video to the end? here’s a screenshot: (Feb 11, Oct 14, next to each… https://t.co/NPp5sUdF4S
@davedelong @GeekAndDad it also has dates in sequence like:
Sun Jun 8
Mon Oct 10
@davedelong @GeekAndDad again, watch to the end. the year goes up by *years* by scrolling *down* by days
@davedelong @GeekAndDad watch to the end ;)
@sharimarii rain jacket
@getsconed porco dio!
@luckythespider Sofia is so so nice
@a2 we can’t all just change names on a whim alex
“LGTM ðpic.twitter.com/ZNxajwDjF3ajwDjF3
@janklausa iPhone 8 spoilers imo
@messycook fruit juice week
@timiiggy @janklausa back when there was some exchanging of pleasantries first. these days it’s all just straight to “69 nice niceâ€
@janklausa nice
@Catfish_Man I really want “alterego†to be a thing here too
@scioscialist here’s a winner from today tho: https://t.co/bnkBVSimXl
@scioscialist it’s not today but this the best news I read today https://t.co/giuOvrfMA3
novel tattoo idea executed flawlessly 17 times: https://t.co/EgKDnjIEZe
@janklausa @steipete @usebutton holy shit: https://t.co/T8I13gGvoT
@janklausa @steipete @usebutton is there a “Eiffel 65 - Blue (but every time they say “blue†it gets faster)†mix? because there should be
@samuelgoodwin welcome to the club! (I signed a contract on Friday)
@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis yeah, nice. tbh I’m spending most of my days on pure JS logic, less UI for… https://t.co/NGRRq9gFsp
@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis oh that’s nice
@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis (tangent but, do you know how possible it’d be to have these tests generated from storybooks?)
@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis hrm, is it useful enough to use at a high level? I’ll implement a few screens if I can
@orta @fbjest @reactnative @stephencelis orright, cool. I’ll see what kind of time I can carve out. we’re on a rele… https://t.co/uA3hOFkVgB
@orta @fbjest @reactnative neato. I’ve still got an interest in this. need/want a hand?
@jfpoole finally, content I can relate to
@workingkills @janklausa @kotlin I *want* there to be a place in California called “Ecksâ€, so they can finally announce “OS Xâ€
@workingkills @janklausa @kotlin mac OS Ten
@a2 I ask myself the same thing every day
@ratkins oh no I think that was a triathlon. people were wearing numbers, and I saw people also running when I got home
@ratkins (in case you didn’t know what the fuck I was on about: https://t.co/2SOBnjaeGV)
@ratkins sternfahrt?
@BrittA2211 labia is translated literally to “shame lipsâ€
r u ok Xcode pic.twitter.com/uqulrUE95C
@MYDISCOMYDISCO well hello.
@orta @code @reactnative @storybookjs heck yes. beautiful :)
@jfpoole whoa, that was fast!