The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 2013

@meganmiller43 I'm gonna spoiler everything tonight so hopefully I avoid that

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to meganmiller43 from Portland, OR

is tonight a good night to watch breaking bad for the first time? because that's what I'm doing

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@gregg_mc I feel this was the common sentiment at the time. so in that regard, it hasn't dated at all

via Twitter for Mac in reply to gregg_mc

@mjoshlin finally sat down to watch the whole video. so good. can't wait for 2014 :)

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@mjoshlin we'll find other events to make it worthwhile. if you can get to Europe, the trip to Belgrade is mad cheap

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mjoshlin from Portland, OR

@osobinka I do! I've been drinking it forever! especially cos I can't do caffeine

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Portland, OR

@projectid totally. it's refreshing to see that, for sure. no way in hell should that be tolerated, under any circumstance

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@projectid welp, fuck. I'm gutted that happened at all, let alone at xo. a nice resolution, but I'm so fucking sad it happened at all.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to projectid from Portland, OR

@projectid oh damn. I missed the post. shall read!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to projectid from Portland, OR

@cocanu mm, the Gardel bar I just finished off was most excellent

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just snagged tickets to Play&Make 2013 for December. weee! // @btconf

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@samgrover some of those are totally unreal. thank you.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to samgrover from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya I don't even know how that's possible at all. I have hundreds (thousands?) of messages in my inbox, haha

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finally back to inbox-zero-unread. hrm.

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@morganrosepdx I did not! but I did meet the guy that wrote it. a long read, but the first few paragraphs seem totally dead on

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found a postcard @fwrnando sent me in 2011 lamenting the inevitable @nokia sale http://t.co/KRMXrDQs50

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christ, projection mapping has come so far in such a short time: http://t.co/kU1wgCJJae

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@mjoshlin @sfpc_school I can't hit the site (timing out!), but I'll follow them in the meantime :) thanks!

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@mjoshlin ahhh man, it's basically a source of everything awesome. so good.

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I have 5 days of internet to catch up on. THANKS @xoxo / OBAMA

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the @xoxo kickstarter book makes me smile. such sincere thanks to @waxpancake and @andymcmillan for an amazing XOXO pic.twitter.com/E1DT2S6Okk

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@nzJayZee boing boing folk on stage! \o/

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@incanus77 SO MUCH ON. I have to sneak out to vegfest this weekend too

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@seanlevin @larrylegend and now I'm at @xoxo! Larry, you should be here!

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@incanus77 @andymcmillan @xoxo HA! also, what are you heading to for the rest of the day?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to incanus77 from Portland, OR

@ksouth hey, what was the online gallery/archive site that you mentioned in your talk?

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@iamspecialized is there anyone I can get in touch with to give a more definitive answer? /cc @VeganCyclist

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@efcliz do you have apple maps? that's iOS 6. or more formally, go to settings > general > about

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to efcliz from Portland, OR

@veganinbrighton buuut if you want to upgrade, I'll track down a plan b

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@veganinbrighton HEY, btw, and maybe it's too late, and maybe you're not into it, but I need the 4S to be on iOS6 (for testing)

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brettsadousky I guess iOS 7 is ok

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Sep 18th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

hah. 3 hours in, and already more people upgraded to iOS7 (11%) than Android 4.2 (8.5%): https://t.co/8I6ZxiFWFo vs https://t.co/cynDGBD0DP

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@skoop the first of many, you'll find. I still hate the wrong-way-swiping after three months of it

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@skoop you can. you have to swipe the wrongfuckingway though

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@RandiBop there's a way to cash out? I'm in

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YungChad Ehhh ima wait a while before I download iOS7. Not really feelin the android look it has

via Echofon (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Sep 18th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

RT @arvin0428: Still couldn't decide. To update or not? I've seen iOs7's beta version before and kinda not liked it....

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@veganinbrighton it's tcho.com! they have a factory on one of the piers. a nice retail space. $2 shots (think: espresso shot)

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huh, that's a first for me. NSBeer went on past 1am! definitely going to miss it

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@veganinbrighton OH ALSO. did you go for donuts yet? or go visit tcho for tcho shots? because those are how to win in sf

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to veganinbrighton from Portland, OR

@veganinbrighton hrm, that's probably okay. I leave here Oct 14, so you can probably even save postage within Europe

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@veganinbrighton if it's unlocked etc and you feel like selling it, give me a shout. any idea the ETA on that?

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does anyone have a GSM iPhone 4S they're willing to part with? I'm looking at you, upgraders

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@sylmobile neither had I until recently. I bet we all just need caffeine though.

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@sylmobile it's not all that uncommon. but there's rarely a unified root cause, so there's no single treatment. see: https://t.co/Gx0za1djey

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@sylmobile heh, I've had one since 2003. just lucky I guess :)

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@sylmobile (I wouldn't know. I have a headache, and don't do caffeine. HM.)

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@sylmobile I've heard coffee can help with that.. ;)

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@jfpoole @colincornaby you can break that. just add some "!!111" on the end. trust me, I'm an expert at this

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@SaraMG one day people will realise it's the tooling, frameworks and community that make switching languages hard. not the language itself.

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it's always good when iTunes has a moment and downloads _all_ episodes of _every_ podcast. at least I know where my HDD space went..

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@Robert_Nicki Portland, Oregon, USA. for another month or so, then it's off to Berlin! I can't bring myself to come back under Abbott :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Robert_Nicki from Portland, OR

@Sideshowkelly funny story: this one time they thought I had glandular fever. turned out to be lymphoma. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.

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@secboffin the paperless office has arrived! we are in the future now!

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@CastIrony @waxpancake so what you're saying is an 8 year old obscured photo with different hair is hard to recognise as me? HM.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to CastIrony

@waxpancake that's actually the second time I've had that today. perhaps it's really (really. REALLY.) time for a change

via Twitter for Mac in reply to waxpancake

@waxpancake (ps hello! we sat opposite and chatted at Green Dragon. and..the wings place! Australian, vegan, etc)

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@PogoMix :( heard a rumour they wanted you out for @xoxo. sad you can't be here. otoh, games!

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@mugunthkumar guessing that's a fake account..

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@REAS @kcimc @ben_fry so, I'm moving (countries) mid-October. I won't know my address. any way I can order, but hold off on shipping?

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@oh_pies sext: I accidentally retweeted instead of favouriting your tweet

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya my dad is on Twitter if you really want to go there ;D

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@sito_ huh, fancy seeing you here :D! (found you via @creativemorning)

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@ksouth http://t.co/YxTQiS05Ym - a good talk by Kyle, to give you a feel of what he's about. my internet art superhero. hopefully you enjoy!

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@WestEndBikesPDX heh, been in :) 43 Midnight, and medium Orion. almost ready to buy. it'll happen...soon

via Twitter for Mac in reply to WestEndBikesPDX

@acscherp sure! josh at (my twitter username) dot com. I even have an ABN Amro account and een beetje slecht Nederlands ;) // @GeekAndDad

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@searchingfortao var n = new Number(7); n instanceof Number; ?

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@objcio oh hey, you guys are from Berlin? mind if I pick your brains at some point soon?

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@secboffin professionals will *always* need their tools. but, in spare time, post-PC is perfectly normal for us

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@chockenberry banning (most) firearms is a start. I don't think anyone (rational) thinks it's an absolute solution

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@paprikapapaya you can rearrange that to be a super sarcastic laugh: HHHHHHHHHHHHHA.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paprikapapaya from Portland, OR

@bex_is fffuuu- I FINALLY REALISED WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. here is the correct link: https://t.co/Q7hzHGWH6h

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@veganza @zuckerbaby the answer to at least one of these questions is YES

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whoa! real thunder over Portland. winter it ain't!

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@sleepypod hi! I don't use leather or wool things. can you confirm there's no leather or wool straps/etc on the Air? SturdiBag does this :(

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@_hotsauce yar. plenty of companies are actually a-okay though, so it's not beyond possible

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _hotsauce

@iamspecialized hey! are any of your (higher end) road shoes fully vegan (i.e. not just synthetic material, but also glues?)

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@VeganCyclist yeah, tough to find accurate info. thanks though!

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@VeganCyclist I've heard good things about this year's S-Works. vegan though? (i.e. any idea about glues?)

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@VeganCyclist hey do you have a decent reference on vegan road shoes/brands?

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@missionworkshop @WestEndBikesPDX and while I've got you, any idea where I can get Midnight shoes? planning another run at all?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to missionworkshop

@missionworkshop @WestEndBikesPDX hrm. can I ask them to get a new one in? or..how will this work? like to support local, you know?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to missionworkshop

@declandebarra hey so, because I do everything legit. is The.Originals.S01E01.720p.Pilot.Directors.Cut.WEBRip worth a watch? or wait?

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@micheletitolo redpen.io is okay for actual textual annotation. but if you want to draw, then not so much

via Twitter for Mac in reply to micheletitolo

do I know anyone that wants to oversee (relatively hands off) a Symfony 1 to Symfony 2 migration project? paid, remote, sane

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@missionworkshop hey are the newest Orions any different? @WestEndBikesPDX has stock - not sure if it's old/different

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@GeekAndDad do they have any in store to look at yet?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to GeekAndDad

pdx bus passengers sure love sitting on the aisle seat leaving the window seat open. cue me asking for the seat anyway

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@ratkins €10-20/mo prepaid vs ~€40-50/mo postpaid (w/LTE). hoping to find more details (or they have announcements) before I move

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ratkins then again, prepaid SIM options in DE don't seem to include LTE service, so it might be pointless anyway.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ratkins it's the AU model. the A1547 is the EU model (see: apple.com/iphone/LTE/ ). I'll probably try to get my hands on AU model

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ratkins not band 7, which Germany uses, nor 38-40 that Telstra uses at least one of. damned if I do.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@micheletitolo it's okay. it's only a GM, not a final release! wait..

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@ratkins different enough. there's a bit of overlap, but not enough between DE->US

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@ratkins OR tax is 0%! :) sadly I'm Euro-bound, with different LTE bands than here. so I have a decision to make.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@wankersteve roger that. and you Airbnb'd until that came through?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stevenfarlie

@ratkins US prices are ex-tax, if that helps you feel any better. still a gap, but not as wide as it seems

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@jfpoole you'll need to find a new dev. that sounds like a mountain I can't climb

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jfpoole

there are five (five!) iPhone 5S models to deal with CDMA/LTE bands! nuts

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nice, can buy unlocked iPhone 5S at launch this year. $649/$749/$849: http://t.co/OeOLwyiF8G

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@taylorbuley not in slow-motion.. when you want to capture fast events

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@caitlinstasey it's pretty embarrassing to be Australian in these times :/

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@CASPIAN_ bummed, I'll be getting over there just after you go through. euro tour for January still in the works?

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@wankersteve yo. a) nice twitter name (wtf?), and b) where did you look for accommodation in Berlin?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to stevenfarlie

@oh_pies invest in boats, not in mining! tax the boats! boat trading scheme! paid boating leave!

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@incanus77 "oh you mean the Surface 2 keynote?" "?????" "yeah! http://t.co/CASRrOvhFa has it all!" "NOOOOOOOoooooooooo.."

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wow, the pdx Microsoft store is mighty quiet. nearly a dozen staff hovering, which saves me from calling it "dead"

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@oh_pies tell her "ham lol ????" and she'll never bother you again

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

what has the world come to? they'll let anyone buy a bed these days pic.twitter.com/KX9lwJ9wCj

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@RandiBop you're a lawyer, you understand semantics :P

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RandiBop from Portland, OR

another Saturday, another 185km ride. this time on a fixie because I'm an idiot

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

CARBON (READ: NOT BRASS) TACKS

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NATIONAL BREADBIN NETWORK

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@MLulham @veganza 6-12 is a lot of years! I really just want marriage equality to pass ffs.

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@veganza :( does this mean another three years before I can maybe move back?

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@johannacherry same with Australians. dammit. there's no winning except for. what. Mars?

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@johannacherry but it's full of British people. and Australians. sounds horrible, really

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@johannacherry you have about a day to convince me to move there ;) if not there, then I'll probably be in Berlin

via Twitter for Mac in reply to johannacherry

@OriginalBonsoy neat! josh at (mytwitterusername) dot com

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@OriginalBonsoy hey! is Bonsoy available in Germany?

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@teacuptempest is it a special train? because if it's the normal schedule, people have expectations!

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@_hotsauce "does this mean I don't get to be president anymore?"

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@i2pi no problem! I found another, and voted at a bar. democracy!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to i2pi

@PierreJoye there's a better hemisphere out there somewhere ;)

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@cacophonous_joy how am I supposed to find seven minutes to dedicate to this, hmmm?

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@ratkins kinda sorted. called them, resolved that issue. but I can't use it until I do the verification-charge-dance

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@silpeen "to be or not to be, now give me my fucking apple crumble you cunt" --Mark Twain

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failing at walking that fine line between wit and condescension. not making friends, but potentially influencing people

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@cabel "I POWERED DOWN BUT IT IS STILL DYING OH NOES"

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@mpospese yay! for now at least, until the bug reports roll in. and then yay again!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mpospese

@cacophonous_joy sadly, this same guy is shitting all over refugees. so..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cacophonous_joy

@cacophonous_joy rad! there was also a followup that I reaaaally enjoyed. politician showing morals, not pandering: youtu.be/q4ax30bbRHk

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cacophonous_joy

@flickiter I am in PDX. anything more specific you can tell me? josh at mytwitterusername dot com for > 140char

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

so it turns out that @pjf has pretty excellent friends. not a surprise, really

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off to vote. in a pub. because straya.

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

@pjf okay, on my way up now! biking from Burnside-ish, so be about 15-20

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